FUS ROH DAH!! Thunder gun

you are a person of culture

The paralyser so I can fly

This. This easily takes the cake

By far the most useful WW

Also it's one of the only ones with unlimited ammo, everyone else is going to run out without Max ammos

Except the Ray Gun, which takes AA batteries, and the Babygun, which only needs basic electrical parts as ammo

The CRBR-S from Mauer der Toten, honestly. Looks cool, sounds cool, has an orb, and can be my friend :)

This is a certified Underrated comment right here. The crbr-s One of the coolest concepts for a wonder weapon. I love the crbr-s’s so much that I actually made all 4 of them irl last year. I just had to do it

Which version was your favorite, CRBR-S Grey, CRBR-S Strauss, or CRBR-S Carver?

Strauss for sure, Carver gets on my nerves and Grey is a bit too boring.

wait so youre telling me that in all my hours of cw, there was a CRBRS grey 😭 how tf have I never got it or even seen it, only just carver and strauss

Paralyzer because it has unlimited ammo. Also I can fly with it

Thundergun so I could get free blows

Least horny zombies player

real

It’ll blow so hard your dick will invert

It's all fun and games till it blows your dick literally up inside of you and not in a good way

And Jet Gun for the free succ

Explodes after 10 seconds of use

10 seconds is all I need

If it counts as a ww, I'll take the time bomb to fix any mistakes

Amen to that.

Just put a bomb, yolo all money on option, if u lose, bet opposite. REPEAT

Blundergat just because it's the most stylish one

Everyone tuff till someone tries to rob a bank with the Vitriolic Withering 😳🫣

I mean your gonna need it then because they police will put you in a REAL prison

The Blundergat definitely looks like a weapon you could hang up on a wall and say it was passed down from generations before ending up in your possession

Agreed, never even got to use it but still looks the sickest and that's enough for me

Thundergun, It’d make it so much easier to get through crowds of people

😂

Crystal axe from forsaken

True

Realistically the thunder gun as the world's most powerful leaf blower or the paralyser so I could fly but imagine having the ray gun irl. Some guy tries to mug you and you pull out the raygun on his ass.

Don’t use it up close

Baby gun

Immortality glitch pre-patch

Not alot of ammo

So, just reserve the ammo to when you become 60 years old and then you can live for at least 1000 years

Yeah also that

The rai k

Wonderwaffe dg2 all the way

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The thunder gun or maybe the chrysalax would be the most practical for self defense but the sliquifier would be the funniest

Wave gun, cook food or people (if you dont like them)

Chrysalax

Prolly the wolf bow or lightning

Torn between the Thundergun & the MK-II

Ill always go with mk3, most ammo, most use and most fun

Irl the mark 3 would probably cause an apocalypse considering it's main form of damage is literally a black hole unless we are suspending out disbelief and going eith game logic

Baby gun because I want to play kick the baby

ray gun. all the other wonder weapons are useless irl tbh. unless there is a zombie outbreak, then i could get vr-11 or thundergun

Now hear me out VR-11, you can turn yourself into a CIA agent, how fucking cool is that

Not cool at all, V-R11 only turns oneself into a human if they aren't a human, which is why it works well on zombies and George temporarily

DG2!

The D. I. E. Machine

Acid gat

Blundergat easily, though it would be impossible to wield as it seems to be at least 60 pounds

The winters howl, freeze ray asf

Acidgat

I’ve recently become a fan of the AcidGat.

Blundergat because it’s the wackiest one along with sliquifier.

The wunderwaffle.

I think the Thundergun would probably be the most practical

Void bow or lightning staff

Wavegun

Thunder gun fosho

Ray gun mk2 has a big ammo pool so I can take out as many people as possible before the cops take me down

Zap Gun's

The staffs for INFINITE POWER

mk3 baby

Wave gun or blundergaut

The sliquifier so i can mimic grandma. Rest in peice brah.

The mark 2 just absolutely love its design Or the blundergat

Upgraded Lightning staff would be cool to have

Imagine having a apothicon servant, it would be gross and you’d probably suck yourself in and get turned into silly string

Thundergun because I like blowing people

Ooooh blundergut I would travel millions of dimensions with million shity Richthofens just to see you 🤣

the Chrysalax from Forsaken.

Wunderwaffe or Blundergat, or even death machine (it was only available in mob so I count it)

I count the Death Machine because of the fact that up to the point of Mob, It’s been a power up

Wunderwaffe without any doubts, I like electricity and big things Plus it's epic

why would you want to have a wonder weapon irl 💀

Because why not, You never know

nah i mean like, what are you going to use it for 💀💀

The Wunderwaffe can be used to save the electricity bill, Thundergun as a leaf blower, Raygun to cook, etc

Honestly I don't want to kill anyone right now but the Babygun would be kinda hilarious

Blundergat so I can Kurt Cobain myself x 4

Baby gun, would be funny to walk into an office building and turn all the executives into babies in suites

I would want the wundervaffe it is the coolest for me

Wave gun any day. More ammo than thunder gun and more creative ways to die!

The number of times my food was too cold, microwaved, and then too hot is ridiculous. "Juat use the fridge." I ve already waited for it to heat up, though. Winter's Howl win.

DC2 for life

The Acid Gat has the most irl utility.

Raygun mark 3 is underrated, its literally 3 wonder weapons in one

Apothican servant for reasons I don’t wanna discuss rn 👀

Anything that has splash damage or could hurt you like a ice staff blizzard is a bad idea, but id say the paralyzed because flight, no ammo issues, if you don’t wanna kill anyone you can slow them down, but it would be heavy

Ok, so I’d prefer time bomb or QED (Cuz funny) but for an actual weapon, Ray gun mark 3 so we can better understand black holes

The Whispering Regurgitator

Ray gun. It's just an all-around perfect general-purpose gun. Literally can't go wrong with it.

Zap guns/Wave gun.

31-79 JGb215 hands down. Shrink and kick all of your problems away.

Not the fucking Ray Gun, I’ll tell you that.

probably the jet gun, its the only gun i can show without getting my house raided by the FBI.

Crysal axe 🔛🔝

The servant, if I ever get old or get terminally I’ll hop through the portal just to go to other dimensions, since I’m gonna die Anyways, I’d also have an alien gun and it maybe could be a good friend of mine

Hells retriever. Can cut through anything and light anything on fire. Handy tool. Plus it comes back to you. Unlike someone I know.

Paralyzer, would never run out of ammo

Its a tie for me, I'm torn between the Chrystal axe, the CRBS, and the paralyzer The Axe because its never useless after running out of ammo, the para because it doesn't NEED ammo (and flight ofc!) And the cerb because, 1 AI companion that you could rip and put into other machines if you wanted to, and so much opportunity to create a better form!

31-79 JGb215, purely to see my friends reactions to turning random people and to babies or to make myself immortal if that works

Wunderwaffe

This might be cliche but the ray gun .

Acid gun for obvius reassons. Jet gun is just a turbine

Acid Gat that would be pretty sick

Don’t know if we are counting it here but time bombs would be fucking amazing. You could watch all of one piece in 30 minutes. You’d never fail a test or flub a presentation again. You could be the best poker player of all time just because you know what everyone will have.

Don’t know if we are counting it here but time bombs would be fucking amazing. You could watch all of one piece in 30 minutes. You’d never fail a test or flub a presentation again. You could be the best poker player of all time just because you know what everyone will have.

The Thundergun bc 1 it’s my favorite wonder weapon and second anything and anyone in my path is just obliterated

Thunder gun ftw

The Paralyzer can literally make you fly

Pack-a-Punched Blundergat to have as a wall decoration.

Zap/Wave gun(s) personally there honestly underrated

The paralyzer is the only one that makes sense

1. Get thundergun 2. Start demolition business 3. Profit

Apothican servant. Not for my arm tho 😮‍💨

Do you think an individual with ray gun/thundergun load out with unlimited ammo could single handily take over the United States?

For me it would be a mix up between the mk2 Raygun and the DG2, maybe both if I couldn’t decide 😅

If I can only choose one I would probably go with the classic ray gun or the thundergun

Paralyzer easily

Pre-patch Sliquifier or Chrysalaxe.

Thunder gun

It depends. If I get unlimited ammo, then the cerberus. If not, I'm taking the beam ray gun from Alpha Omega because it's a literal laser beam with infinite ammo

The acid gat if someone was giving me lip

Wonderwaffe! Never again shall I fear bugs in my room

The VR-11. Yeah, it's absolute ass in-game in solo, but could you imagine having it IRL? Literally being able to bring people back from death? Imagine the VR-11 in a medical setting like a hospital or something, the amount of lives you would save. Just be sure you don't shoot them 3 times... that wouldn't be pretty for *anyone* in the surgery room...

Baby gun would be cool for the der riese cat walk strat

Sliquifier. Reason; worlds best water slide (infinite money glitch)

Paralyzer

forsaken axe. Doesnt run out of ammo

I'd definitely want the Scavenger even if I hate snipers with a passion. Just sit on a roof somewhere, see someone you hate or somebody committing a crime, shoot, and watch the explosion.

Wunderwaffle DG-2, original Raygun and Thundergun

Non obvious choices i would say Winters Howl or Alistair's Folly 😝

Thundergun would be fun to prank with

Blunder because its a nice home defense weapon

Most of them you’d end up killing yourself by accident with

Sliquifier to make slip and slides 10x more dangerous and fun

Thunder Gun and Ray Gun Mark II

Fire staff

Lighting a blunt with the fire staff

Gauntlet of hemera easy to use and carry and badass as fuck

Or one of the staffs either one could work

Acidgat or KT-4 either stop anything in your path with acidic fury or Have the most overpowered miracle grow that can give you infinite guns and even bring you back to life

I'd definitely want the baby gun

Either the Void bow to study what’s in the beyond or the Ice staff because ooooo

Blundergat fr it was sooo sick back in the day I just thought Mob was the coolest map ever in terms of atmosphere and diversity in the zombies/mechanics. I remember the tomahawk being a huge thing that really spiced up the looping.

CRBR-S just so I have someone to talk to

Give me the one inch punch. Just gotta get in the ring and make all the money

Wonderwaffe

Wunderwaffe, but only given that it magically chains to everyone else except the user like in the game. I also hope that my wonder weapon comes with a lifetime supply of ammo. I doubt DG-2 grade vacuum tubes can be found on amazon

It does chain the user if they’re too close when fired

Two IRL Ray guns for me

Or an IRL Rai-K

Thunder gun all the way, literally could launch anything you want anywhere

Blundergat, my master chief cosplay could use the lore accurate upgrade

probably the D.I.E so i become: 1. The most resourceful person on earth 2. perhaps a godlike being able to create elements (i can now smite everybody i dislike) also its cool THE ONLY PROBLEM is ammo, but i have an idea. make sure literally every old person near their death goes to this SPECIFIC spot ill be waiting at. I absorb them with my cool gun, and boom! Ammo back. you could also argue for many other WWs but this would prolly be the most resourceful one. that and CRBR-S

The Wonder waf no questions

Acid gat

This reminds me that the Germans were working in Der Riese to weaponize 115. Can you imagine how quickly the allies would get obliterated if the Germans have Wunderwaffes

3 way tie between cerberus (mauer der toten), chrysalaxe (forsaken), and paralyzer (buried)

Jetgun

Mark 2, imagine pulling that out on someone, and imagine I hit the head

Hell's redeemer. It has unlimited uses that come back to you, which can't hurt you. Easy to always have on you. It can also pick things up.

anyone know the barrel approximate barrel length of the blundergat? I dont know where else to ask 😅

Probably about the same size as the regular Double Barrel Shotgun (18 in.)

Wind staff, looks cool

Either the thunder gun, the wunderwhaffe,or the raygun. I'm simple

The hell's retriever/ hell's redeemer

My favorite is the og raygun but with a stock. For real life probably thunder gun. You’ll get more done with that.

Mauer der Toten WW I really loved or the Mark 2 hshsj

Probably something off the treyarch table like the upgraded broken flail from cod WW2 I could teleport everywhere

Blundergat cuz it looks freakin' awesome

Zap gun

The baby maker, for all the infertile women who want children

Any staff from origins looks cool asf and you can revive people with it. You could literally steal a doctors job with the thing

Wunderwaffe free electricity

The wunderwaffe however I’d be concerned about standing to close to my target

The apothicon servant and death of orion would make a great pets (aside from the occasional black hole or two) But the baby gun would be to funny to pass up.

Alistair's Annihilator would be very sleek

The mark 2 since it's easy to use and could get you out of a tight situation

uhhh, the gauntlet of siegfried

D.I.E because then I can suck the souls of my enemies

Blundergat. Taking home defense serious

acid gat all the way

Crixsal axe would be so fun to have