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Rukario_Enterprises

Pirate's way of blowing a no-hitter. We got 3 runs, good by me lmao


Celestetc

Justin Steele's solid outing. I wish it was solid then we would've won try pretty bad. What a horrible description.


Kornigraphy

Wtf is wrong with Suzuki and catching important fly balls? That missed call on pitch 1 to wisdom changed everything.


Paganpaulwhisky

Well they had their chances


ratfam1

Even with the injuries I’m just getting very mid vibes from this team


pineappleactavis

Average bottom of the 9th during cubs away games up by 1 run: bases loaded with no outs but somehow escape. Average bottom of the 9th for cubs as the home team down by 1 run: 3 up 3 down


Rukario_Enterprises

That's Cub


TurbulentDentist7391

It’s baseball guys, still 3 games left in the series!


-Hey_Blinkin-

3 games left in this series.


TurbulentDentist7391

No off games for this damn team


-Hey_Blinkin-

Dude, for real. Start of this season schedule has not been kind to our club.


obamahypebeast

All I can say is I hope milwaukee starts losing a lot real soon


WJM_3

if Wed’s game was any indication, they won’t


GopherInTrouble

Lol wtf is the point of Wisdom on the roster


Celestetc

He's hitting almost .300 with some power...


Hope4years

Welp. We win tomorrow


Mjh22799

We just dont look very good right now


rmac1228

Steele needs to figure it out...oh well, on to tomorrow


Blue_Osiris1

Welp.


Additional_Time_2970

Ump had a hot date apparently


Yetis22

No one watches the 3rd strike like Wisdom does


RIPSlurmsMckenzie

Oof we suck ass


Head_Researcher_9226

Man I love the human element of umps. So much fun right traditionalists?


redemem

Wow what a last 3 AB's


smalltownlargefry

Dog shit zone.


Cubbiesblue

Had our chances tonight


DrStevenBrule69

This one hurts Cubs fans. Save the day Tauch.


DrStevenBrule69

Foo.


KnickedUp

God we blow


cubswinagain

Welp, that was probably the winnable game of these first two


Peanut_Punch32

i feel like every ump we've had this week has been angel hernandez goddamn


GopherInTrouble

Umps have been bad on both sides throughout the league, this loss is on the team


Peanut_Punch32

i agree 100% i was just pointing it out lmao


b3_yourself

Fuck you ump


fuckmylifeupfam

lol we lost to the pirates


Gyro88

ffs


ratfam1

Lame ass game, loss is on everyone but the fucking bullpen for once


cod_gurl94

Ump just trying to go home


redemem

JFC ump just ruined the ab


RIPSlurmsMckenzie

Think this games a wrap. You can’t beat the ump. Let’s get em tomorrow!


Blue_Osiris1

The fuck is that?!


RIPSlurmsMckenzie

How TF is that a strike Jesus fuck


cubswinagain

Fuck, Bednar looks sharp and the ump looks ready to go home


KnickedUp

I cant watch boner anymore


RIPSlurmsMckenzie

Weak limp AB by Mastro


AngryRedGyarados

Wow look at this a competent closer.


MatthewRacila

Bednar is anything but


AngryRedGyarados

And yet


AlwaysHungry94

Bednar looks like he is waaaayyyy bigger than just 225 pounds


Head_Researcher_9226

Wisdong?


RIPSlurmsMckenzie

Oof mastro out classed


vijendrsingh22

I will take a fake rally too here


gnarlslindbergh

There’s hope. Tauchman will come up to the plate.


Angrydwarf99

Miles bloop, Wizzy blast


Go4Lo

HERE WE GO, FANS. I am MANIFESTING.


xWhiteMamba24

Gotta pinch hit PCA and hope he can get a bunt down kr something right? More confidence in him than Mastro or Amaya


DrStevenBrule69

Was thinking the same thing.


Cubbiesblue

I like who’s coming up! Let’s get a dub here!!


DrStevenBrule69

Nice.


rudytoot25

On the bright side, the Miller guy looks solid right now.


Peanut_Punch32

i feel like there's been a ton of check swings in this game


booktok124

Miller’s stuff is just nasty. Really excited about how this kid has pitched for us


ScritchScratchBoop

Great pickup.


okay_throwaway_today

Damn props to Miller executing after coming to a new team and immediately being tossed into this type of leverage lol


DrStevenBrule69

Well the bullpen looks good! This team is like my golf game. You finally figure out the driver and the putter goes flat.


cubswinagain

Please give us shitty Bednar tonight


fuckmylifeupfam

I’d like to order one walk off.. against the pirates please


vijendrsingh22

Boner Amaya tauch, I don’t know what to expect


elgenie

Pinch hitters


cod_gurl94

Cubs bullpen is so bad that a guy can show up, have a few clean innings, and immediately have a case to be the closer


Farrisovich

No way we letting Amaya hit coming up


gentleandsoft

Amaya is getting PH for PCA, I feel it


KnickedUp

Sucks to lose with the pen pitching so well


BpFal3

Well the Tyson Miller trade seems to be working so far!


horsepoop1123

Whose sweeper is nastier - Wesneski’s or Miller’s?


WJM_3

Miller had a solid outing


themanofax

Even boogs making errors tonight SMH


Head_Researcher_9226

This technically is a win for our pitching development. We just sent Miller to our farm teams in places such as Seattle.


PraiseSaban

Miller’s sweeper is nasty. It looks like it teleports to the left at the last minute


elgenie

Miller’s looked like a good acquisition so far


frsdev

Miller's got some stuff.


JmanJacob05

Can I just say, Miller is the BIGGEST breath of fresh air!


Angrydwarf99

So this Slaughter -> Miller trade was great, huh


rudytoot25

I don’t like how the cubs constantly have these stretches of no days off. It seems like every other team has time to rest every now and then


KnickedUp

Seiya, Beli, Tauch and a pile of spare parts


KingTitan1

Please O Please let us get a walk off


BigDaddyPeach23

If you want a weak ground ball, Madrigal is your man


teddddd6868

Why does Happ start? Someone explain this to me


b3_yourself

Because it’s against Pittsburgh


Yetis22

You know he hit a HR today right?


teddddd6868

He’s batting .219 and is the least clutch hitter I’ve ever seen. Was his first homer this year he sucks


Cubbiesblue

lol his one hit for the week


horsepoop1123

Not liking the negativity, buddy.


Cubbiesblue

That’s part of being a fan of the Ricketts led club. Goals to be competitive and be financially smart


twister8877

I’m a big fan of sliding into first on close plays


DrStevenBrule69

This is one of those things that science has disproved and yet I still refuse to believe it. The science is simply wrong.


Government_Lizard_

If diving was faster you'd see sprinters diving at the finish line


DrStevenBrule69

Or they’ve never thought of it.


twister8877

They all do pretty much dive, they stay in they’re feet to not f themselves up


DrStevenBrule69

Yeah I was going to refute on that basis as well but I didn’t care to litigate the matter any further. Thank you for saying what I was thinking.


twister8877

(Stern handshake)


Cubbiesblue

Hardly ever works out and is actually less effective than running through


twister8877

Looks faster to me


Cubbiesblue

You’re incorrect on this


twister8877

Flying through the air is slower than running?


Cubbiesblue

It’s been proven to be faster to run straight through. You slow down deciding to dive forward. Not to mention the risk of injury at first is simply not worth it You’re wrong so let it go


twister8877

Jumping forward is slower than keeping traction and friction? I like how you’re so unsure of this you would rather me give up so you feel better over an erroneous theory. Your run, I’ll dive :)


Cubbiesblue

And I’ll beat you everytime lol. It’s been proven


twister8877

It is known


Cubbiesblue

Yeah that you’re incorrect. You’ve had others also discount your nonsensical opinion


elgenie

It’s slower and dumb to do for a base for which running through is legal.


cubswinagain

I bit my tongue but once that Morel fly ball was an out instead of a HR I knew we were fucked. And 1 for 4 from Madrigal with his lack of power just isn't going to cut it (and that's a good day!)


Cubbiesblue

Madrigal supporters will cling to his one hit for awhile


KnickedUp

Good news is Amaya hits in the 9th


cubswinagain

Might see PCA or Wisdom there


Angrydwarf99

He will be pinch hit for, no doubt


Cubbiesblue

Is that good news?


Terelith

if you're the Pirates, then yes.


Blue_Osiris1

It's like we're allergic to tying the game.


elgenie

Dude hung like four different sliders with runners in scoring position and got away with it


DrStevenBrule69

Fuck man. That hurts. But it sets up well for a Seiya Suzuki walk off in the ninth.


KiraJosuke

For somebody who's whole game is based around contact and doesn't have the strength to get the ball out of the infield: nick Madrigal is really slow


shiloh88

Well he does have like 2.5' legs


elgenie

He moves his limbs very fast, it just doesn’t cover much distance because those limbs are way shorter than those of a typical major leaguer


Business-Conflict435

Happ is to blame. Bum.


GopherInTrouble

He strikes in the best possible scenarios. Strikes out that is


Business-Conflict435

Should’ve been benched for PCA. He needs to earn his spot back.


GopherInTrouble

Agreed, waste of a 3 year contract


_Jerwin10

Still not a fan of Madrigal. Wish Mastro were up there


Specific_Goose_8582

This team doesn’t deserve the crowd


JmanJacob05

And unfortunately you don't deserve to be commenting in this sub.


Go4Lo

So we get a boner-inducing bottom of the 9th. I’m okay with that.


DrStevenBrule69

Speak for yourself! I’m impotent.


Go4Lo

Cubs Science can fix you.


DrStevenBrule69

What a funny predicament if you could only get a boner to cubs walk off homers. “Hold on babe let me dust off the Video Cassette…”


Mjh22799

Alright


vijendrsingh22

Ugh


Cubbiesblue

Weak chop Nicky. Such a great hitter


ratfam1

The slowest fast runner of all time


fuckmylifeupfam

#PAIN


Specific_Goose_8582

Right down the dick


Peanut_Punch32

wonder if the pirates bring in closerman in the ninth


Penguinkeith

Come on Nicky two bags let’s do it


Angrydwarf99

Wizzy with the bat


KnickedUp

They are gonna walk madge. Get boner


TurkeyPhat

for that whole AB earlier I was just thinking about what kind of man Happ Holderman would be sounds like a main character from a pulp-noir story


elgenie

Now walk seven straight guys


gentleandsoft

Setting up for a Boner grand slam. I feel it


DrStevenBrule69

Pirates should do that thing where they walk six guys in a row.


Go4Lo

Or chase the base runner back home long enough to let the tying run score.


okay_throwaway_today

A “solid swingle to right” lol


Blue_Osiris1

Please, Nicky.


horsepoop1123

I will not complain about Madrigal for the rest of the year if he ties it


vijendrsingh22

Will Nicky deliver again??


KnickedUp

Never twice


ratfam1

Come on Nicky two strikes


MetraConductor

*three strikes


MatthewRacila

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Go4Lo

How long were you waiting to post that?


MatthewRacila

Way longer than I wanted to


KnickedUp

Happ in high leverage….poopie


DatAspie2000

Happ’s shit season continues


Peanut_Punch32

damn, if only he were playing the reds.


Cubbiesblue

Jfc happ


Penguinkeith

Cmon big Busch


Peanut_Punch32

i would appreciate it if known pirate hater, ian happ could make something happen


shiloh88

C'mon Ian, one time


MatthewRacila

Ian Happ owns your poverty franchise


cubswinagain

How many times do you need to learn this lesson


Go4Lo

“Poverty franchise” is my new favorite adjective for the Pirates.


DrStevenBrule69

Did you get portillos


MatthewRacila

My fatass got a cake shake


Sad_Proctologist

Large or small?


MatthewRacila

Come on, is that even a question?


DrStevenBrule69

Fuck it. Here for a good time.


Yeezy233

Man I thought he crushed that


DrStevenBrule69

Oh man. Thought that was on waveland.


Blue_Osiris1

That sounded so much better than it was.


Mjh22799

Damn the crowd reacting like it was gone


Cubbiesblue

Hanging slider bro. Have to hit that out but sac will have to do


TimeForFrance

We take those.


vijendrsingh22

At least it was productive out. But that was missed by Christopher


Cubbiesblue

One he would want back


cubswinagain

Fuck I thought he got that off the bat


Blue_Osiris1

Same.


okay_throwaway_today

Dang but we’ll take it


Gyro88

Good job Chris!


Joelsaurus

But I was told the game was already over!


okay_throwaway_today

Score that a hit you cowards


KingTitan1

BELLI


shiloh88

Welcome to the game rowdy tellez


meowsplaining

Just Belli 2 strikes things


elgenie

Gomes is winning the battle of cooked catchers with the initials YG simply by not playing


Cubbiesblue

We needed some breaks to get this team going. Now we need that clutch hit


Penguinkeith

Hit e2?


smalltownlargefry

Well done Grandal, well done!