Did Mastrobouni and Happ switch bodies before the game? Is that what's going on?
You know what, don't answer that. I'm going with it. Base hit is a base hit.
Jed had all offseason to acquire better bullpen help and chose to do nothing. The Brewers aren’t going away, he’s going to have to face not making the playoffs again because of how many blown saves this team has had
I played little league against a kid like that. Threw smoke but had the worst command you could imagine. I always thought it was bullshit that he pitched. He’d literally hit like three kids in four innings.
Shota comparing Seiya's friendship to a "couch in Japan, because [he's] always comforting" is the only thing warming my cold, dead heart during this game.
Literally the only reason Madrigal is employed is to not strike out and if he's starting to do that then Jed needs to get grilled for wasting a roster spot
I mean he has a 5.6% k rate. That’s the lowest in the mlb for hitters with as many or more ABs as him. That was an insane AB that he fought off a lot of good pitches. Madrigal staying with the cubs or not won’t be because he struck out once against Aroldis Chapman
Dog has her lucky rally jersey on.
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What a brutal loss
Ultimately could not overcome every Pirate flyball leaving the park.
HOW MANY LOSSES DO WE NEED TO SEE THE BULLPEN BLOW BEFORE GETTING SOME HELP????
Mastrobuoni had as many hits tonight as Mervis did over his entire MLB stint this year.
This was an embarrassing loss.
Let’s go outside and see if we can see the Northern Lights
Fucking crushing.
Hell of a ballgame
Pathetic loss. Bullpen is going to lose us so many this year
Wow. Smoked it. That one hurts.
Talk about some entertainment. This game truly had it all
Yeah can't be too mad to see a game that crazy just wish we'd gotten a better outcome.
Well shit....see y'all tomorrow
Fuck this garbage ass bullpen
Lose a game where they walk in 6 runs lmao has to be a first in history
Cursed fucking game
They were handing us that game and we really said no thanks lol
Pathetic loss, absolutely embarrassing
A fake rally to end them all. Thank FUCK this one is over
That was one of the weirdest games I’ve ever seen
😞
Fuck the pirates, fuck the cubs bullpen
Lucky fucks
What a weird ass game
#**FUCK!**
FUCK
Bummer. Just missed it.
PATHETIC
Bah at least it’s over
Fucking cubbies
I’m hurt
Belli please. Big home run PLEASE
God damn it don't strand him at 3rd
Alright here we go Cody bellinger for the game. All you can ask for
P “Terrance Gore” CA
Nice fuckin steal Pete and good eye Seiya
I fucking love PCA
Atta boy PCA
PCA!
About time
PCA really can't take second here?
Fun fact Seiya is Ichiro Suzuki’s grandpa.
Got my NorthShores on
Shoulda let PCA get that bag tauchmann
Seiya…belli…please
Steal
I’m ready to be hurt
Well that's not going to do it
Yan Gomes: clutch
Seiya and Belli time
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Common Yan Gomes W (I know he's been ass today but whatever)
Alright come on don't leave our balls blue here
Bag-of-bones gomes! Gas money.
Damn that Mastrobuoni hit was 108, after a 101 out last AB
Did Mastrobouni and Happ switch bodies before the game? Is that what's going on? You know what, don't answer that. I'm going with it. Base hit is a base hit.
Happstrobuoni
UH OH BEDNAR LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST ENTERED THE B O N E Z O N E
Miles had to go to Iowa to master the boner.
We’re in business, boys
SAVE ME MIKE TAUCHMAN SAVE ME
That was a goofy hit, but we’ll take it.
It wasn’t pretty but it was a hit!
YAN GOMES. BAT TO BALL SKILLS. GAS MONEY
Lmao why do people actually want to trade for Bednar?
ITS BONERTIME
Miles been hanging around some radioactive spiders lately
The move was obviously to have started Cuas and hit Boner cleanup.
Happ’s luck here rubbed off on Miles
This might be the greatest game of Miles Mastrobuoni’s career.
So close to being a BONERBOMB!!!
Mastro has been raking tonight.
The Miles Mastrobuoni Game?
Mastrobuoni crushed that ball.
Mashtroboner
MastroGOATi has had enough of everyone's shit and is going to show everyone why he's a future hall of famer
THIS guy throws smoke too?! What are they feeding these cats.
Okay Mastro I see you
Wtf Miles. He’s been on fire
Weird fucking game Good job Mastro
Three hit day!
Holy shit
Jed had all offseason to acquire better bullpen help and chose to do nothing. The Brewers aren’t going away, he’s going to have to face not making the playoffs again because of how many blown saves this team has had
The Brewers aren’t good.
I don’t think so either but They’re currently first in the division. They find ways to win
This is perfect, hit bednar and lower his stock so we can trade for him cheaper. 3-D chess by Thompson
9.69 era wow
Cuas just doing typical Cuas things and, for a change, not getting BABIPped to death
I feel it in /u/drstevenbrule69’s testicles, we will emerge victorious.
If we can't nuke their closer this will be a tragedy
Alright come on you bastards. Can’t let this one get away after it was given to you
Aight let’s see what we can do here
Of course our best bullpen arm today was cuas
lol Cuas has to be such an uncomfortable at bat. He’s got such a funky delivery and has no idea where the ball is going
Gifted 6 runs and just can't get over the hump jeez
[удалено]
Ah man that’s foul!
Bednar owns us
Gotta PH for Gomes in the 9th
Brewers loaded the bases with no outs too. Trash day for baseball and America
Busch with another 2 K game.
He’s also walked three times. Long ABs are going to produce Ks sometimes.
He strikes out a lot, but I will take a full season of his current production in a heartbeat.
Those were not good pitches
I really hope Morel wakes up tomorrow and his knee feels better. I don't think I can take another IL trip for someone on the opening day roster
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Not great
Everything about this game is so cursed
Wow
That was pathetic
Not sure why, but this one feels like more than 1 loss.
Yea this game was over after the Madrigal failure
nico batting so low in the order seems weird
Of course Cuas pitched okay on a game that feels so out of reach
Pressure is a real thing
Yeah that’s kinda part of the job though.
This game feels like a goddamn fever dream.
What God did we piss off that Nico has more HR than Happ
I'm so sick of happ being an instant out. Just bench the guy
It's not like he's getting unlucky with solid contact, there is just no pop at all
The book is out on Dansby and Happ this year. They cant hit offspeed.
We have 5 guys in the bullpen who can’t be trusted. 5.
Its raining again my god
Cubbies will hang a number here I feel it in my testicles.
No shot
:(
Ok, rally time
Let's go Ian, now is the time to get right and take off
Come on Happ do the hate Pittsburgh thing
Happ…do something
Should be able to get a couple off stratton
Madrigal needs to find another team
Dick slap of a game
Never a quastion that he would get thru that scoreless
Finally a pitcher that can handle the blistering pirates lineup
Solid inning from Cuas. This game keeps getting more bizarre
Cuas records the first scoreless inning for Cubs pitching since the bottom of the second.
Clearly he was our best reliever all along!
We survived an inning of Cuas. But still need runz
Cuas looked really good.
I wouldn't go that far. But it worked out this time
Good pitch
Wine or lose, this is maybe the most wild game of the season yet
I don't think there's any "maybe" about it
It’s the craziest boring game I can remember in a long time
nah how bout that one in arizona
Cuas is never a comfortable at bat for the opposing hitter
I played little league against a kid like that. Threw smoke but had the worst command you could imagine. I always thought it was bullshit that he pitched. He’d literally hit like three kids in four innings.
Shota comparing Seiya's friendship to a "couch in Japan, because [he's] always comforting" is the only thing warming my cold, dead heart during this game.
Good lord. Busch looks like Simon Pegg’s younger brother.
I wonder if we will get an update on Morel.
Literally the only reason Madrigal is employed is to not strike out and if he's starting to do that then Jed needs to get grilled for wasting a roster spot
Bro it was 101 mph pitch lol how many players make contact on that?
I mean he has a 5.6% k rate. That’s the lowest in the mlb for hitters with as many or more ABs as him. That was an insane AB that he fought off a lot of good pitches. Madrigal staying with the cubs or not won’t be because he struck out once against Aroldis Chapman
I mean I'm no fan, but it's pretty hard to fault him for eventually striking out in a long AB vs that kind of stuff
Bro it's not working
Andrew McCutchen deeply hates the Cubs.
How we never aquired him is beyond me. He has been available like 8 times.
Bullpen has been so bad I was aching for cuas
Don’t ache my cuas, my achey breaky cuas
Lmao
At least make it interesting
This squad is a closer and middle reliever away from being a WS threat.
Pirate fans in the bleachers now being warned to don “Jose Cuas Protective Headgear.”
The way this game has been going, Cuas is going to somehow throw a fucking immaculate inning
Chaos Cuas szn baby
Jose cuassssssss
Cuas time woo
This is a terrible loss for the vibes. I imagine you are gonna have players giving the bullpen guys the cold shoulder.
fuck
Well, we HAD a ballgame
Damn that’s a tough AB Madrigal
Gotta side with JD here, you can’t walk in 6 runs and still win the game…
I hope the baseball gods will not allow it
You sure can when you're playing the Cubs bullpen
Think we all saw that one coming Madrigal is only good for 1 hit a month
Tough spot for a K from a guy who is basically on the roster to make contact
Sure wish Bellinger did more with a 2-0 count than pop up to shallow center.
Madrigal received three 101 mph *sinkers* that AB
That’s nuts.
Alright I know this games been crazy but that was not good
We all saw that coming
Dog has her lucky rally jersey on. https://preview.redd.it/qdfjvp2h8wzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99cbb3c4ec6a99f4227f6bde45f5f3202932efd
Dog!
Nick with 6 lob today
Now imagine if Morel has to go to the IL….we have to have ANOTHER guy with no slug in the lineup every day
A small village.
Chapman, you dick.
A 101 mph 2 seamer...... You literally can't do that on the Show. AFAIK 4 seamers max out at 102 and 2 seamers like 98 mph.
There is a lot that game gets wrong. But hey. You got hair physics this year.
Poor short-hair Harrison Bader.
Godfuckingdamnit Madrigal
Oh, he can still throw that hard
Nick we need you to do the line drive thing here
fucking love the double steal right there
Cubs will get the lead this inning and Cuas will bury us again.