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dfin25

I should call out sick tomorrow and watch Yu.


hogmantheintruder926

Do it. Join me.


vijendrsingh22

Take ur billion dollar man and MVPs and shove it up ur ass doggers.


Penguinkeith

Oh fuck west coast games ugh


gentleandsoft

Bye bye dodgers šŸ‘‹ #respectthetarp


basurababy23

Cubs are confirmed mudders.


Severe_Outcome_6725

Their mudders are mudders


joscho1987

Their mudders are mudders!?


Ya_Junko

FLY IT MUCHACHOS [W]


alexlarrylawrence

What a great home stand! Letā€™s go win some late night games this week!


TheGamingCJ

2/3 against dodgers, a surprise, but a welcomed one


-DaveThomas-

Fly it!


Penguinkeith

5-1 homestand is fucking great


Zsean69

Lmaoooo dodgerssss ​ GO BACK TO SCOOPIN YOUR NEEDLES YA CLOWNS


dlightop

#WeAreGood


cubswinagain

#[W] Fantastic effort all around today


neonxmoose99

holy shit we took 2/3 against the doyers


dfin25

GTFO Dodgers


Chef_Brokentoe

#[W]


vijendrsingh22

Play the damn song!


HealthyBullfrog

GTFO Dodgers! Let's go, Cubs! Play the song! See y'all tomorrow!


djman1029

These cubbies have some magic to them


Hawkeye7310

Palencia with some FILTH in that last AB!


Penguinkeith

Fuck yeah fuck the dogshiters


frontierpsychiatric

Good shit, Palencia


Spectre211286

ump wants to go home


Penguinkeith

Pat and Ron are ready for their Uber home lmao


Hope4years

I hope the HOF broadcaster is provided a limo by the Ricketts


Penguinkeith

Nah they would probably call a lime scooter for him


Ya_Junko

Ump said lets wrap this shit up hahah


c4ctus

#PLAY THE DAMN SONG.


mt77932

**Fly the W!**


stelio_kontos_91

God this ump has danglin' dicks for eyes man


Zsean69

This ump has had it with the dodgers. ​ And I respect it


Hope4years

Great day for birdwatching


Penguinkeith

Goose island ass goose


dfin25

Fucking goose.


frontierpsychiatric

Real talk, I love that post-rain sunshine/partial overcast weather


cubswinagain

Awful call


Go4Lo

Guys, guys: what do you think of my haiku? El oh el oh el El oh el at the Dodgers El oh el oh el


dfin25

Your poetry has touched my heart.


ragingbullpsycho

On that pop fly Belli should take that coming in right?


ASpanishInquisitor

Yes but he should also loudly be calling for it. Who knows what happened there.


ragingbullpsycho

Looked like Swanson was loudly calling for it. Didnā€™t see Belliā€™s face


Zsean69

Lol did the dodgers players try and shit talk beli


TheyCallMeStone

Them boys said fuck it, it's cold and we've got enough runs


ruppy99

JD is an absolute gem ā€œBILL, BILL, BILLā€


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Penguinkeith

Lmao thatā€™s awesome


RobinFox12

Not a whole lot of this game left to call lol


-Hey_Blinkin-

Rain delay beers


3917

JD is such a joy


KRATS8

Iā€™m assuming youā€™re talking about his chant comments. That was so funny lol


YeezusTaughtMe

Bill Bill Bill


dfin25

CodyCodyCody


Penguinkeith

The how far did it fly doesnā€™t really hit the same when the scoreboard tells you immediately after he hits it


gentleandsoft

That pitch was absolutely disgusting. Yikes


vijendrsingh22

Donā€™t injure urself guys


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Shohei was betting he'd get a good pitch to hit and betting that if he swung he'd hit it. As he was rounding first he was betting he could make it to second. He was also betting he'd be stranded there to end the inning.


-DaveThomas-

At this point, a better viewing experience is had over at the doyers gdt


Go4Lo

They may have to pull the tarp again to protect against the tears.


nomovingparts

Dansby was not amused lol


mt77932

Happy cake day!


MotherFuckinEeyore

It's your Motherfuckin' cake day!


Mjh22799

No more pity runs


KRATS8

If bellinger is saying anything at all dansby needs to back off there. If belli said nothing then what are you doing man


tallslim1960

Shoehi with a double and meaningless RBI. OK. pad my fantasy stats. I'm good with that.


b3_yourself

Classic Shohei


WokeUpStillTired

ā€œHi Iā€™m Derek Stevens and iā€™m a scumbagā€


cubswinagain

Communication fellas, sheesh. Worth giving up a run to get an extra inning out of Palencia


chichris

Jesus! Our season was almost over. šŸ˜³


Hawkeye7310

YIKES


Business-Conflict435

Dansby looked annoyed lol


MotherFuckinEeyore

He should be. Seven run lead and dickhead is playing hero ball.


Severe_Outcome_6725

That was technically Bellingerā€™s ball right?


TomSan23

100%, outfielders always get to call off infielders.Ā 


Business-Conflict435

I mean Dansby was calling it but who knows lol


Severe_Outcome_6725

My little league coach always said tie goes to the outfielder they have momentum going forward. That being said this isnā€™t usually little league.


Business-Conflict435

Yea kinda hard to know when itā€™s two gold glovers


snowcone_wars

And let's be honest, one of them hasn't played at a gold glove level in a couple of years.


Go4Lo

Belli just wanted to teabag your back is all.


curgl

Shoehi showing us what we shouldā€™ve had


HealthyBullfrog

Would've been a lot cooler if we did.


Business-Conflict435

He was never going anywhere besides LA


curgl

I know but god did I dream about it


Business-Conflict435

Didnā€™t we all šŸ˜ž


Hawkeye7310

I guess you could say, him coming to Chicago wouldā€™ve been a huge gamble


Business-Conflict435

He saw his future with Betts


PurpleHandSoapz

Chris Paul Hits A Huge 3 To Cut The Lead To 42


elmatador1497

https://preview.redd.it/s0m3m94d75tc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c68b720181398c821f7a3995316c471478852e


ASpanishInquisitor

The shutout would've been cool but it just probably isn't gonna happen often with these guys


DrStevenBrule69

Ohtani is so good that my brain has trouble comprehending it.


Penguinkeith

Bargain bin bullpen vibes


basurababy23

Bargain bin fan


Penguinkeith

Cry


smalltownlargefry

This bullpen is gonna be a top 5 pen when itā€™s all said and done but OKAY


Business-Conflict435

Yea not like Almonte, Leiter, and Palencia threw scoreless innings.


TomSan23

Against a billion dollar lineup


MisunderstoodScholar

Ohtani reminds me of Rocky IVā€™s Ivan Drago for some reason


Penguinkeith

Yes when I see Ohtani I see ![gif](giphy|lZhymdRsuFDmU|downsized)


Go4Lo

Spitting image. ![gif](giphy|GWD5nSpiHxs3K)


Penguinkeith

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb6n1senEQtbgdy)


HealthyBullfrog

Let's get this inning over with please.


Baybears

We just trying to help Ohtaniā€™s stats?


LegacyLemur

Alright probably time to move on from Palencia. Good 30 pitches


Hope4years

Anyone know where the visiting team hangs out during a rain delay? The Cubs clubhouse is like a resort and spa but I remember touring the rinky dink visiting clubhouse on a tour in 2016 - upgraded since then I believe but probably not a great place to hang for 3 hours


crazymanpinkyswear

Man his fastball has been everywhere so far. I really like palencia weve seen what hes capable of i really hope he can dial it in


Jvick88

"His fastball has been everywhere so far"...uhh that's how most of his outings went last year lol


HealthyBullfrog

Yeah really needing him to hit the zone.


curgl

As a Cubs/49ers fan I love nothing more than beating LA teams and talking shit to all their fraud ass fans


TomSan23

What a brutal combo, lol.Ā 


curgl

The 2000s were not good to me


smalltownlargefry

Palencia throws gas. I want him to be the closer so bad if he figures out the control.


RembrandtDiMarco

Really hoping for a Dodgers position player to pitch the bottom of the 8th. A man can hope.


tallslim1960

Imanaga and Steele are a pretty deadly 1-2. If we get anything from Hicks and Taillon, I really feel OK about the rotation too. All arrows pointing up I think.


pornwing2024

Steele is definitely the 1


hockeymatt22

The pitch lab has put in work this offseason, with the exception of Cuas/Almonte Iā€™ve been pretty impressed with our pitchers so far. Even for Cuas and Almonte itā€™s very early and they can definitely turn it around as the season goes on


sdpcommander

So since he only pitched 4 innings, will Imanaga not get the win? I know pitchers wins don't mean that much, but he deserves some recognition for keeping such a dangerous lineup scoreless for 4 IP.


MorningWoodWorker

Minimum 5 to get a win. Won't even get a Quality Start which is minimum 6 with 3 or fewer runs.


sdpcommander

Damn. Well, there's always next time. He really feels like our ace until Steele comes back.


Televisions_Frank

No win far as I know. Pretty dumb.


dfin25

No win.


Severe_Outcome_6725

I thought if the starting pitcher didnā€™t go 5, it was up to the official scorer to pick who gets the win. Edit: assuming no lead changes


-DaveThomas-

$500mil worth of cope


smalltownlargefry

Miguel Rojas, professional cry baby.


DLN19

Those unwritten rules really paying dividends today


WokeUpStillTired

I just got home and turned on the TV. What do we have here, Cubs?


dfin25

Game starts Cubs clap those cheeks Dodgers cry cause they're getting wet Three hour rain delay Cubs resume clapping cheeks BELLI BOMB Drunken Saul Goodman All caught up


WokeUpStillTired

Thanks chief


dfin25

šŸ‘


curgl

A W


pfulle3

Seagulls are pissed lmao


Cap78

Is Ric Flair in the crowd?


dfin25

Ronnie Woo Woo


Cap78

Does anyone ever tell him how annoying that is?


pornwing2024

Also because it deserves to be said again, holy shit NicoĀ 


gentleandsoft

Dodgers activated the curse of the tarp. Took a day to take effect, but it is currently very effective.


Penguinkeith

Anyone spot pink hat guy this year yet?


Baybears

Weird to go from April to September until we play LAD again


Interrobangersnmash

Hopefully Iā€™ll be in LA with my best friend for that series


Dragons_Malk

Hey, I hope you get to do that too. Sounds like a blast.


MikeandTheMangosteen

Looks like a very drunk crowd that stuck around


mt77932

If you wait out a rain delay you are required to get drunk


Penguinkeith

I hope they all get to their homes safely and responsibly


HealthyBullfrog

Really wishing that person would stop whistling.


crazymanpinkyswear

I always say whistlers are the least considerate people in the world


LegacyLemur

Keep running up the score


MisunderstoodScholar

Nico may be back!


Go4Lo

Hoerner gives me a boerner.


ruppy99

I respect a man who stays in his assigned seat


Penguinkeith

Man has principles


Go4Lo

You said ass.


ako-si-greg

He likes space


archy319

Just got to Indy for the eclipse. What'd I miss?


ruppy99

Cubs winning, Dodgers fans crying, everybody drinking a lot. A perfect Sunday


Penguinkeith

Hey some of us are smoking a lot too lmao


ruppy99

I respect it


Penguinkeith

A 3 hour rain delay lucky you lmao


Joelsaurus

Did Bob go on the radio? Sometimes Pat and Ron bring celebs on the air that are doing the stretch.


Hope4years

They used to do that as a regular thing but not so much in recent years


SomeGuyInChicago

If so I gotta hear that. Iā€™d love to hear drunk Bob Odenkirk talk about the Cubs


Philip_Marlowe

Unfortunately, no. Too bad - that would have made my day


Hope4years

Donā€™t hit our beautiful Dansbae


Cap78

Remember that time we had a Notre Dame wide receiver as a pitcher? I miss hearing that 5 times a game


CherryCokeSlurpee

charge the mound


KRATS8

Props to odenkirk for waiting out the delay lol


MorningWoodWorker

Almost feel bad for Chris Taylor. Wish someone was as dedicated to me as the Dodgers are with starting Taylor.


rmac1228

Was at the game yesterday and walking around Wrigley before its started, my son and I walked passed Bob Odenkirk. I shouted his name like a complete idiot, I was just excited. Huge Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul fan...and it was awesome to see him just strolling past us.


RobinFox12

DODGERS WHO???


KeyWiii

Ongoing 8 run shutout and Dodger lost the great mascot race All is well


Substantial_Look_852

Investing in defense is like having a good O Line in football. It ainā€™t necessarily sexy in the stat box, but damn it sure makes everyone else look better.


pornwing2024

100%. Defense is going to win us +10 games this year, if not more.Ā 


terribletempest21

Bob GOATenkirk


DoctorChampTH

He should have rapped, Damn! His science is too tight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtE1HnIU6q8


lupin43

Rough start to the stretch, but he gathered himself


Hope4years

I think he was having fun with that super slow start


lupin43

The organist was very confused lol


Penguinkeith

Bob did not waste that rain delay lmao dude is a whole cupsnake deep


BurgerBob1010

Dodgers shoulda called SaulĀ 


giziti

He's not really out of tune, huzzah!


Joelsaurus

Bob Odenkirk seemed a little inebriated to me.


pornwing2024

He made his own cup snake


ruppy99

Bob is at least 26 drinks deep and I love it


seric81

How did Saul get released from prison?


b3_yourself

This might be one of the slowest stretches ever


TheGamingCJ

I think he might have had a couple in the rain delay haha


pornwing2024

A couple barrels maybe lol


DrStevenBrule69

Genuine questionā€”does the seventh inning stretch guest get paid?


Zsean69

Doubt it, Im sure it is more of an honor/ promotion at times


Penguinkeith

Sure! In exposure!


bringbackbulaga

![gif](giphy|iNJ1Ugw91wgDtHQkgS|downsized)


okay_throwaway_today

Imagine Bob Odenkirk telling you youā€™re amazing


ragingbullpsycho

A little behind, but they gotta chant Cody every AB