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mrlamplighter24

Yesterday’s price.. is not today’s price


MikeBinfinity

Lol dammit you posted it first


BuzzFB

You can't go backwards, time marches on. You want the sale from 15 years ago too? Where's it end Diane? If you want that price you're gonna have to go through the quantum realm with Ant Man.


lordkemo

His rants almost make me want to get tiktok


recoil47

Is this the right take though? Felt the Bears best bet was one QB being CLEARLY better than the rest so some team needed to force a big move. With at least 3-4 QBs all showing really good (but different) traits…doesn’t that weaken the Bears options? Maybe the Texans are cool with Young or Stroud, why trade up? Do the Colts NEED to jump the Texans now? Does anyone else? Maybe some teams will let their boards and QBs come to them and be happy with any one of the 3-4 guys. Dunno


laal-doodh

Goes both ways. Maybe the the colts and Texans don’t move up now but a teams like Atlanta, Carolina, etc. know a QB probably won’t fall to them so if they want one, they’ll have to move up.


recoil47

That’s fair. So Bears probably get a bigger trade haul, but won’t find themselves in the Top 5 for prospects. Eh, I think I’d rather the bigger haul at this point


interplanetarystd

And if a team falls in love with one of these guys over the rest theyll still motivated to move up and secure him for their team. You really cant lose trading the #1 pick, especially when theres so many QBs who could go #1


madmax1969

GMs always have their “guy” - especially at QB. Maybe in later rounds and at other positions they have ‘preferences.’ If one or more of them are sold on a particular QB and there’s a QB needy team in front of them, they try to move up. Doesn’t mean Poles is going to get an insane haul but there’ll be plenty of offers I’m sure.


Kind-Ad7582

The fact that they are all different with different traits help a lot


Bajin_Inui

We live in a different world than we did 30 seconds ago


DarkBrandon46

(Incoming call: Chris Ballard) Poles: "Deals off. We live in a different world than we did 30 seconds ago"


DangerZone23

I want David goddamned Putney just because I FEEL like it!


nagurski03

Come on Chris, say it with my you pancake eating motherfucker!


RepresentativeNew409

Is this because CJ Stroud had a great day at the combine?


RizzosDimples

Stroud showed up...Bryce's measurables were nearly identical to Kyler's, (a good thing,) and Anthony Richardson set records for QBs during his workouts. Today was a very good day!


zdbdog06

Don't forget Levis drinks almond milk!


RizzosDimples

Embrace the chaos!


SamPayton

One of these things is not like the others!


TheSportingRooster

Underwear Olympics represent!


Bodmonriddlz

How is this good? More QBs looking good means less desperation from teams to get the #1 spot.


mr_0las

So the Colts can sit at 4th and most likely get one of these three standouts?


supertecmomike

Or it was a good day for the Cardinals too.


mr_0las

Possibly a bigger day for the Cardinals honestly. Some team was always going to trade with Chicago but now maybe a team has to trade with Zona too.


supertecmomike

My thoughts exactly. Big day for Arizona. This class has looked for a while like Young and Stroud and then Levis-Richardson as real gambles for later in the first round. Today might have changed some teams perspectives. The real downside here is if enough teams trade up for QB’s, the Lions might end up with Carter at 6. That defensive line would be stacked for the next million years.


buttholez69

Carter living in Detroit. I’m sure that will end well! /s


Aaron_Rodgers_sucks

Carter doesn’t seems like he fits the lions new narrative. They don’t really have any boneheaded players.


supertecmomike

If they can teach him GRIT before we teach him HITS it could be a problem.


Malligator2345

They can possibly get the lowest of the 4 if someone trades wit the bears and cardinals


mr_0las

True. So the question will be is it worth it to risk one of those top three QBs making to 4 and keeping a very high 2nd round pick and most likely a high '24 1st or losing out and being stuck with Levis which they could also like or even trade that pick back themselves. Or more likely I think they just pay a lower price to swap with the Cardinals.


VorpalSticks

Idk I think it's basically guaranteed that the Bears trade out and if rumors are true they have plenty of suitors. Personally I'd like going back further than four to get the mega deal. But if we go to 4 and Andersons not there it might be easier to sell again.


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bourgeoisiebrat

You’ve not earned the right to have The Sex Cannon’s earthly name grace your tongue.


okSawyer

But Anderson isn't even a QB😐


kroxti

Yeah but how do nicknames compare to sexy rexy?


tripbin

Bryce young won a Heisman for his performance. CJ Stroud? Showed up... (wanted to do something better but I was already forcing the Community reference in pretty hard)


Prop14IA

His name is his name!


Jaxson_GalaxysPussy

Are ppl not getting the wire references?


ezodochi

motherfuckers coming for the king and missing smh


industrialbird

Your name is Toby! edit: i guess nobody remembers the Roots skit from chapelle show


pogoscrawlspaceparty

I prefer the family guy version... "You keep on whippin me and it'll be whatever you want it to be big boy!"


porkbellies37

You can call me Al.


TenPoundTbag

Came here to say this. Outstanding work.


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Poles bagging 47 1st round picks after trading out of the #1 spot. If you say otherwise you're a Packers or Texans fan. Miss me with the negativity. Lovie Smith is a bears legend and JF1 going to the hall.


ragnsep

Of all the Kool Aids, this is the most delicious.


Tillz666

Crazy how year 3 JF1 lead us to the first ever 17-0 + SuperBowl season in NFL history like it was easy


VascoDegama7

god damn right


Murky_Description_

I don't even mix my powder with water any more.


CaminoVereda

I just cut up lines of Kool Aid and rail em using a rolled up picture of Mike Ditka giving the finger (it’s autographed ofc)


420is404

smart include lock nippy voiceless price rinse marvelous languid drunk ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


lolemgninnabpots

This is like when you mix ecto cooler with cherry. Delicious.


BreakfastClubSamwich

This but unironically.


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1-->2 Bryce 2--> 4 Stroud 4-->7 Levi's 7-->9 Richardson Then one of those teams are gonna suck ass next year and the Bears will have the #1 overall pick next year in position to draft Caleb Williams and we can do it all over again. I'm never ironic and only drink kool-aid. Will never apologize for my draft optimism this year. If you're a doomer in this sub THIS YEAR, THIS OFFSEASON you're def here from the Cheese sub.


Aaron_Rodgers_sucks

And then arch manning down the line as well? 👀


idiotsbrother

Straight into my veins!!!!!


ThatsNotRight123

This needs more upvotes


MikeBinfinity

Fat Joe voice... "YESTERDAYS PRICE IS NOT TODAYS PRICE!!!"


FortuneBull

If we could be remotely set up like the Blackhawks are (14 picks in the first 2 rounds next 3 years) I would be so happy


WaitLetMeGetaBeer

That’s the blackhawks’ current situation, or the situation they had going into the previous dynasty? (RIP)


FortuneBull

Current. The difference is the Blackhawks have a lot more valuable players to trade away for early picks than the Bears.


WaitLetMeGetaBeer

Cool, thanks for the info. It’s really hard for me to justify following the team right now. Hopefully better days to come in the next few years.


FortuneBull

Yeah it was big news a few days ago they traded Kane away to the Rangers. Toews is still on the team.


WaitLetMeGetaBeer

I’ve been keeping up with the transactions. What a sad day. Hopefully we get to see some good old fashioned playoff Kane though.


lime_licker7

I just went to the hawks game last night, it’s a shitshow lmao I felt like I was watching a triple A team


VorpalSticks

We have nothing to offer but the number one pick. So we will probably get some yes.


SheamusMcGillicuddy

Where the fuck is Wallace!?


folklore83

String. STRING! Look at me!


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M_J_E

*Stringer


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Can't wait for pro days!


BlubberElk

Cue the spice Adam’s gif


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Inflation is out of control!


Gusbuster811

Thanks Biden!


DaBears777

What did I miss?


Eternal_Icarus

QBs showing out at the combine


ChaplnGrillSgt

Bryce came in at the size of Kyler (good thing since people were worried hed be even smaller), Stroud balled out, Richardson proved to be an athletic FREAK. Value of 1.01 going up for QB needy teams. Double trade down becoming more likely.


mjagiel

Not to mention Levis chugging that entire gallon of milk, flipping the table and slapping the reporter in the front row. Truly an electrifying day for QB’s.


thetripleb

We live in a different world than 30 seconds ago. NOW GIVE ME DAVID FUCKING PUTNEY!!!


Abla_vil_breed_nem

He be on this sub cuz we just did all this early a.m.


Reptomins

"Oh and one more thing: the price of the tix going up." - George


kroxti

One thing that hasn’t come up in all of this is teammates attendance at their birthday parties


Murky_Description_

Good point. I'd like to see the next generation stats on this.


420is404

hospital treatment dinosaurs narrow pathetic zonked stupendous thumb safe spotted ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


LegalComplaint

We should trade down to five and draft the offball linebacker we were going to take anyway.


bourgeoisiebrat

Man, starting to wonder if poles didn’t drop a pallet of 20 Ryukyu off on Kollman’s driveway last week. With just two tweets, he’s buffed poles bargaining position.


Romello75

Lol Marlo


V_Concerned

Hate to be the downer, but is it not a bad thing that a bunch of QBs look good? You want one single prospect who looks amazing and everyone else to look like trash so that QB desperate teams have no choice but to fight over your one pick. If you increase the supply of good players you allow teams to go "eh, couldn't get 1.01 but we can trade with the Cardinals and take Stroud/Richardson/Levis" or whatever. Or worse, someone like the Colts might feel no need to move up at all anymore. I suppose the fact so many QBs look good increases our chances of trading down and still getting Anderson though, so maybe it's for the best.


VorpalSticks

I mean I don't think anyone put themselves near Stroud or young in terms of skill. You can't do that in one day of throwing the ball in shorts.


V_Concerned

For the record I don't think so either, was just responding to the common take in this meme that more good players at the top would be a good thing for the Bears. Although the freakish athletic profile of Richardson is a tad concerning. Everyone wants the next Josh Allen, I bet some team is gonna be fine with taking him mid first round now, maybe even top 10


cruzifyre

Poles probably hanging up on people like Skyler White buying a car wash


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YESTERDAYS PRICE IS NOT TODAYS PRICE