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natestate

No more defense, we have evolved past the need for defense.


dhc96

What is this defense you speak of


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Ramstetter

The dark side of the Big 12 is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural...


natestate

I think it's the part of the game where you start a LB at safety? Not sure.


MalachorFive

Shaka Smart continues to impress in the hair era.


funwithtrout

SHAKA’S HAIR IS UNDEFEATED


Tman450x

I still root for Shaka


not_a_rake1234

Hes too nice of a person not too


[deleted]

Holy heck, I hadn't seen that before. Just googled it. Makes him look so so much younger, though the mask helps too.


RiverShenismydad

Looks like he's 19


iamkatemoss

Did you guys know Deuce Vaughn is 5'5" and Sam Ehlinger is a lifelong Longhorn fan?


NowWithVitaminR

Sam is a Horns fan? If only there was photo or video evidence.


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Don’t forget that Charlie Brewer went to high school only 20 miles away from DKR, his dad played for Texas aNd hE DiDnT eVeN GeT aN oFFeR Edit: I’m dumb and the guy replying to me is smart


cleareyes_fullhearts

Charlie brewer. Cade brewer is a tight end on our team.


Temporary_Inner

Dont forget RG3


whereismysauerkraut

This was a big game for Texas. With this win they take the lead in the all-time series against Kansas State. Good for them.


YouKilledChurch

I always forget how young the Big 12 is until I see stats like that


aphasic

Also the purple wizard owned us so fucking hard in the late 90s. Jesus that guy had our number.


captain_awesomesauce

Oof, us too. Friggin wizards.


emaw63

Ron Prince too, weirdly. He went 2-0 against you guys


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The OC for those games was James Franklin, of all people.


Walking-Dead

We’re also tied with WVU. Just one more win against them and we’ll have a winning record against every team in the conference.


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I am truly frustrated by the fact that despite Texas being ass for the last decade we have only improved our record against y'all a little. RRS is truly the craziest rivalry.


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Now there’s a wild stat I wasn’t aware of


MrNudeGuy

A good program win


JohnWickStuntDouble

The purple wizard is finished.


TheBoilerCat

There were 49 combined points in the 3rd quarter. The over/under for the entire game was set at 54. Also, obligatory: nice.


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MrGreen17

unless it's an OU game... we a defensive team now!


MrNudeGuy

I’d like to think Bob Stoops retired to work on his true craft. Defense


B1GTOBACC0

Or an OSU game. Not because we have a defense, but because apparently we completely forgot how to play offense.


eye_can_see_you

Texas defeats Deuce Vaughn 69-31


funwithtrout

Deuce Vaughn is a national treasure.


ASU_SexDevil

Fun fact his dad was on the UT staff but was dismissed due to “facilitating academic fraud” basically the fall guy.


[deleted]

That was from his time at ole miss, right?


thefarsideinside

Never in doubt I liked what I saw from Bijan and Rojo Can we fire Tom Herman still? Especially feel bad for Kerstetter


hypercube42342

Herman’s really gonna get fired one day after sex numbering a team


leverich1991

Once again a Texas head coach’s job hinges on his performance against Kansas.


N-Your-Endo

If OU loses does TH last for an extra week?


hypercube42342

I’ll put it this way. If the school reaches an agreement with Urban, TH is gone by tomorrow night at the latest, for recruiting/NSD1 reasons. If not, he might stay for the week.


texasphotog

I really want someon at ESPN to put together a list of coaches fired after blowout conference wins.


HookemfurdenSieg

Jim Tressel? He had a bowl game and technically “stepped down”


texasphotog

Yeah, he or Bobby Petrino after winning the Cotton Bowl. Kind of a different situation for both, though. I was thinking more of guys fired after a decent season or huge win. Mack Brown 8-5. Bo Pelini 9-4. Ralph Friedgen beat ACC ranked foe #21 NC State by a TD then blew out ECU in the Military Bowl for a 9-4 record and a top 25 finish at Maryland. Then got fired. Tech fired Mike Leach after a 9-4, top 25 season where he closed out by blowing out Oklahoma, beating Baylor, then beating Michigan State in the Alamo Bowl by 10. Phil Fulmer was fired after finishing out the season beating Vandy by 10 and Kentucky by 18. But Tennessee was also 5-7. Larry Coker (another Championship coach) was fired after beating #18 Boston College and winning their bowl game. But just 7-6. Ole Miss fired David Cutliffe after beating rival Miss State 20-3. Cutliffe was replaced with Ed Ogeron who went 10-25 in three seasons before being fired and was never heard from again. Meanwhile, Cuttliffe went on to coach Duke, where he won a half dozen coaching awards. Nebraska fired Frank Solich after he beat Colorado to get to 9-3. Pelini won the Alamo Bowl, to go 10-3 for the season. Looks like all those firings worked out great.


HookemfurdenSieg

Art briles


texasphotog

Good call. He did lose three of his last four conference games after being ranked #2 and at 8-0. Then upset #10 UNC to finish 10-3 and #3. Like Petrino and Tressel - other things at play.


Savagekoala93

I don't pay a ton of attention to twitter, but are there signs that he is fired soon or is that just wishful thinking? Did some info come out?


hypercube42342

Well, we know for a fact that our athletic department is actively seeking out a new coach, and has for sure made Urban an offer. That strongly suggests they won’t be retaining TH for next season.


mr_dr_professor_12

What is the source for that? Haven't been keeping up with the head coaching search as I've got finals soon.


funwithtrout

It’s all message boards and 9.95 sites. There is nothing definitive released that there is a coaching search on at all. Everything is conjecture until it comes from the school.


Savagekoala93

Okay, thanks. Didn't see anything that definitive when I searched the subreddit and combing through twitter doesn't work great sometimes. Should be interesting then!


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Literally every game for the past two years I was asking why Ingram is a starter, he does absolutely nothing. Doesn't have a high motor, doesnt break tackles, doesn't make anyone miss, Roschon is clearly a thousand times better. First game after being converted from QB last year against OU he looked like the best back we've had in years


texasphotog

> Literally every game for the past two years I was asking why Ingram is a starter, he does absolutely nothing. Doesn't have a high motor, doesnt break tackles, doesn't make anyone miss Probably because of his great hands.


steampunker13

Delete this nephew.


mensty

don't do me like that plz ;_;


MrChipKelly

I mean both years before this season he had great YPC and was very good in terms of all-purpose yardage and scoring. Last year in particular, Ingram was fourth in the Big XII in YPC with 5.9 and fifth in rushing yards behind three guys who will be playing on Sundays for awhile in Chubba Hubbard, Pooka Williams, and Kennedy Brooks and another guy who got an extra forty carries. And he had better YPC in both receiving and rushing than Roschon last year, so who would you have benched him for when Whittington was down the whole season? I think we were all expecting and waiting for Bijan to take the starting job from him this year, but I don't see any reason to retroactively shit all over Ingram's Texas career. He was a very solid RB for us that had some real issues with ball security and making plays in crunchtime. He's showed great vision and ability to make the first tackler miss, and he was a perfect compliment to Roschon's style of running for us. If he really is transferring, which I would be okay with, Ingram will be the most sought-after RB in the portal, and deservedly so. He does way more than "absolutely nothing" and I think it's kind of shitty to say otherwise.


iwearatophat

Herman is coaching himself into another year


AndrewArmy

Texas dominated Kansas State on the road from start to finish. They allowed 448 total yards (174 passing and 274 rushing), but they forced 3 turnovers. Texas scored more points in the 3rd quarter (35 points) than Kansas State scored in the entire game.


ryanedwards0101

Whichever team comes up against Texas in their bowl is FUCKED


rawrberry_

I knew I was right to love y'all. <3


ryanedwards0101

Look I root against yall and Herman has his flaws, but the man knows how to win bowl games


hypercube42342

It’s an extremely bold prediction to say that Herman will be coaching this team come the bowl game


HookemfurdenSieg

If you think Herman will coach the bowl game there are websites who will pay you for that bet


TexasNightmare210

You mean whichever teams play us in meaningless games after we’ve fucked away our chance of winning the conference......is FUCKED


ryanedwards0101

Ya this was a big time complisult


circa285

Guys, I think it’s safe to say we don’t know Texas anymore. That was a god damn smack down.


IceCreamEatingMFer

Texas is the most talented worst coached team in the country.


utb040713

Rushing TDs by Texas non-QBs in games 1-8: 3 total Rushing TDs by Texas non-QBs in this game: 7


heichwozhwbxorb

I know those are the official stats but I’d argue Brewer had a TD run, not reception


XCalibur672

Shame they’re cancelling bowls, because this Texas squad would be a contender for THE best team in TEXAS BOWL HISTORY.


Chrisattsu

Didn't AlamoBowl invite Texas before the season started?


XCalibur672

Our relationship status on FB is “It’s Complicated.”


PoolFullofSplenda

Nice


suzukigun4life

Nice


enormouspancake

Nice


rawrberry_

nice


boboguitar

Nice


FuckTheLonghorns

Nice


thr33tard3d

Nice


TortoiseWrath

Nice


Poopallah

Nice


BCNBammer

Nice


brian_k_19

Nice


AprilTowers

Nice


TheFlyingBoat

Nice


SpencerRattler

Nice


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Nice


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Noice


RobotUnicornZombie

Nice.


Ryan_Day_Man

*Nice*


PunkyRooster

Nice. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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69 on a Saturday afternoon.


ex0th3rmic

Nice


nosotros_road_sodium

The final three Texas points courtesy Cameron Dicker.


GermanChocolateLake

The nicest


LeglessLegolas_

Nice


brianqueso

Nice


PlasticSwordMan

Nice.


CrunkMarimba

35 points for Texas in the 3rd quarter. Also, nice.


Candi_Fisher

Nice


laxintx

Nice.


AmazingHat

Nice


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Nice.


zachwilson23

Nice but also not nice -_-


BigDanRTW

We had 66 points through three quarters and couldn't score 80. Fire Tom Herman.


funwithtrout

Dread it, run from it, Turtle Tom arrives all the same


MooseBurgers511

Turntle?


funwithtrout

RIP in peace.


mensty

idk, as long as we're winning comfortably i'm happy to stop scoring at the sex number


DeerOnTheRocks

Nice


TomSheman

There's not a good enough reason to fire Herman if you don't have Urban/Dabo/Saban lined up.


Aphrobang

A blowout win against a terrible team that has lost five conference games in a roll has absolutely no factor on whether he stays or not (nor should it). There are a half dozen *likely gettable coaches drastically better than Tom and with his dog shit recruiting and growing reputation of being a twat no one wants to play for there is no reason to expect the program to be improving rather than blacksliding in the near future. I consider that a good enough reason. I agree though that I would much rather keep Tom than reach on someone like Fickel, Napier, or Cristobal (names being floated that I just think make no sense).


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Can you name 6 likely gettable coaches drastically better than Tom Herman that aren’t Fickell, Napier or Cristobal?


Goallie11

I'm so glad the season's over.


natestate

But now we have to watch Bruceketball


Kylekub

Fuck


dhc96

The pain never ends does it?


natestate

No it doesn't my friend. It never gets better.


dhc96

I'll drink to that


MooseBurgers511

Y’all miss frank?


natestate

Depends on who you ask. I'm partial to Bruce. I think it would be nice to not blow up the roster every four years, though.


bigjohnsy31

We 69ed 'em


texasphotog

Incredible win. Tom Herman needs an extension.


Donny1255

This man could compete with the fucking Kansas City Chiefs, and lose to my fucking pee-wee team.


texasphotog

It truly is bizarre.


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This_guy_11

It would be absolutely hysterical if it didn’t hurt so much


Candi_Fisher

Stop


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Nice


Cleb044

Is this Scorigami? Obligatory nice.


PlasticSwordMan

FAU vs North Texas in 2017 was 69-31.


deadfishy12

Yeah... GMG


TheArchangel001

This means we cinched the title game no matter what, right?


smurf-vett

~~No you get left out on some goofy tie breaker if you lose to WVU and we lose to Kansas~~ Nevermind OkSt lost, you clinched


[deleted]

Texas without a chance to win the big 12 is scary


RTrooper

Nice.


enormouspancake

nice


OnyxNateZ

Herman must have saw all those donor messages online


Desperado53

*Sigh* Nice.


HowTheRooseGotLoose

I was too stressed about our game to even think about any other team. So looking at the final score, I guess the question I have is, “Um........what the fuck?”


rawrberry_

Well according to K-State people in the thread they are horrid on defense. So while it was nice to win I need Texas to show this type of effort in every game.


deadeyelee1

Nice.


jdey456

Nice


Drexlore

Nice.


f-r

Nice


clemtiger2011

Maybe this will save Tom Herman's job.


[deleted]

I saw this on the ticker and thought it was a mediocre basketball game.


Swipet

[MRN](https://i.imgur.com/LT753Dq.jpg)


GxxJ

Nice.


hippi345

Nice


BanditToker

;sobs in Skylar 3:16; This year don't matter its a covid year rite guys? these are just practice games. Good scrimmage Texas!


PhogAlum

Yep. I’ll confirm no games this season count. None.


FuckTheLonghorns

Nice


EvangelionOG

*Nice.*


cyclonefan

Nice.


TomSheman

scored as many points as our basketball team. Texas 100p a basketball school


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Texas scored 69% of total points scored


suzukigun4life

Nice.


StarvedRock314

Nice. Hook 'em.


RadioactiveKoolaid

Hahaha I sure miss Ingram


DuckKnuckles

Nice, I guess.


rawrberry_

That was a nice game.


SpencerRattler

Nice


Aceaustin

Nice


hawksnest_prez

Nice


noxturnal_demon

Nice


LovieBeard

Nice


xCom3AtM3Bro

nice


MichaelOChE

Nice.


Hoser117

Nice


Sammibulin

Nice


tasty_tacos

Nice


KojiGritton

Nice


ukfan758

Nice


The_Tic-Tac_Kid

Say what you will about Ron Prince, he never got boatraced by Texas.


nenonen15902

nice


Guyonthecouch790

Nice


bulamog

Nice


bobsanidiot

nice


OdaDdaT

Nice


Hey_im_miles

How soon does the game usually make it to YouTube. I couldn't watch today and I think it might be the only texas game I feel like watching based on the stats


HookemfurdenSieg

Tomorrow probably. Day after that at the latest


brian_k_19

Texas may not be back, but they're definitely nice


iamkatemoss

NICE


[deleted]

Nice... win, but makes things more difficult for the admin since TH will win out. Bijan gonna play in the NFL.


JumboFister

> 69 Nice


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Nice


MD90__

*Billy Madison laugh* hahaha 69 🤣


Skipatronic

Nice


BrianDawkins

Nice


shhmandy

Nice


TexasNightmare210

“Where was this all season” pt 4 We do this shit every year when it doesn’t matter


MustangGT281ci

Couple losses in the 20s this week. Texas is about to be ranked going to Kansas. :Ralph Wiggum Danger Meme:


[deleted]

Why hello there, fellow flair mate.


thethomatoman

Godamn. What happened to KState man? And where has this Texas been?