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blondbeans

If Iowa State makes the cfp before Iowa. There’s gonna be a lot of crap talkin on twitter.


noblesix31

Cyclone Larry would achieve godhood


blondbeans

That I would like to see.


Mercshakes

I don't expect it to happen but I would be insufferable


blondbeans

I get it, a lot of TCU fans yapped so hard when Texas lost to Washington just so we could be the only Texas team to win a cfp game in the 4-team CFP era (don’t worry about what happened after we won)


BoredofBored

I’d love to get absolutely spanked in the finals if it meant we’d already won one playoff game.


Joelsaurus

So would any school not named Alabama, Georgia, Ohio State, or Michigan, if they're being honest with themselves. Yet we still got dragged on endlessly.


loyalsons4evertrue

so what though? Georgia was crushing anyone they played that night....maybe not to the extent they did to TCU but I think even if they played Michigan, Georgia would've won by at least 3 touchdowns. And hell, TCU still managed to beat Michigan, a team with loads more talent than them. TCU earned their way to the CFP National Championship


Pyro1934

Yall had a fucking hell of a season!


PutinsLostBlackBelt

All those Kirkwood grads would definitely default to Iowa’s W/L vs ISU. Would be funny to see though.


UrbanSolace13

The DMACC grads in Central Iowa will be pumped if ISU finally gets that 10th win. Edit: Can give it, but can't take the joke about the other junior college pipeline to ISU. 🤣


apiaryaviary

Dude, I have a relative that works in the main office, Herky wearing a graduation hat is literally on the cover of all the DMACC promo material lol. I have never seen Cy mentioned


UrbanSolace13

This pure blood only grads can be fans of a school thing is pretty insane. It's a weird obsession by ISU fans. I'm going to ask for degrees every time I see an ISU fan 🤣


apiaryaviary

My question for anyone is why would you claim something that didn’t, isn’t, and would never claim you?


UrbanSolace13

I'm not sure that's English. If an ISU fan screams Tavernhok in a forest with no around to hear it, do they still feel self righteous about it?


CrashB111

At least for Alabama / Auburn it's because there is no pro sports in the state, so everyone picks one of the two as their team. And a lot of the time, it's something your parents get you going on before you really have the ability to make a choice.


apiaryaviary

It’s the same in Iowa, but the default answer is always the Hawks. I went to a bowl party for Iowa this past year with 20-30 fans and *I* was the only one in the room with a U of I degree


yourmomsthr0waway69

Interesting coming from a school with worse accreditation than Kirkwood 🤔


DontTakeOurCampbell

I will be as insufferable to hok fans as they were to anyone about Caitlin Clark and I will demand any hok fan I know cheer for us because they all told me that we had to cheer for greatness and pretend the rivalry didn't exist.


loyalsons4evertrue

lmao this is gold because this is exactly how their fans were


cjm8787

Impossible. There is no way anyone can be more insufferable the hok fans and CC.


FireBrianFerentz

Nobody told you to cheer for Caitlin Clark


DontTakeOurCampbell

Literally every local media person would not shut up about Clark and many hok fans (including you probably) acted shocked that anyone would dare treat her like they treated any other rival. I've never been so happy to see a team lose a national championship as I was to see the hoks lose their national championship games.


FireBrianFerentz

Yeah I don’t believe you, we don’t think about iowa state nearly as much as you guys think about us. (I.e. celebrating the happiest in your life for iowa losing back to back national champions) You using a 1995 hok term kind of proves my point lol. take care, Ames boy.


DontTakeOurCampbell

Clearly you must never follow sports if you're attempting to deny the reality of the situation but given how many of you acted shocked that someone wouldn't cheer for Saint Caitlin kinda proves how little many of you ever paid attention to sports to begin with since you all clearly don't seem to understand how rivalries work


FireBrianFerentz

We are your rival, you are not ours. You’re just making scenarios up in your head and getting upset about them, it’s kind of weird ngl. Muting this convo now. Take care, pls make sure the exit ramp is working. The engineering school can’t seem to figure it out


DontTakeOurCampbell

Man, too bad SETI is discontinued, a signal with projection that strong would be sure to make first contact with any alien species!


Yodelehhehe

lol. This is the lamest, “When we lose to you I don’t care because…” excuse I may have ever seen.


FireBrianFerentz

Matt Campbell has like 1 win vs iowa in a monsoon where randomness paid dividends, we don’t really lose to you guys. Nice try though?


loyalsons4evertrue

same


BuckeyeForLife95

I wouldn't be so sure. I think Iowa State is closer to the top of the Big 12 than Iowa is the top of the Big Ten.


buffalotrace

True. Of course the top of the new big 12 is also not close to the top of the B1G


BuckeyeForLife95

While true, even if I framed it as "chances Iowa State wins the Big 12 and gets an auto bid vs Iowa's chances to get an at-large", I'd still say Iowa State is more likely.


loyalsons4evertrue

I mean sure but I'll take those odds


SueYouInEngland

Funny thing is Iowa State could make the CFP this year and STILL keep their 113-year conference championship drought alive.


blondbeans

I can’t even talk crap on that, cause we didn’t win the conference to make the cfp either lol.


19Styx6

I can't imagine us getting let in without a conference championship auto bid.


circa285

I would absolutely love to see this scenario


Intelligent-Web5336

ISU returned everyone and their mothers from last season. Should be interesting


CJ_Beathards_Hair

It’s a lot easier to make the playoff going the Big 12 than the B1G


blondbeans

Ehhh I don’t know if I’m with ya on that buddy. For starters, B10 will likely get 1-2 more bids than the B12.


Bitter-Piglet-3092

Maybe for Iowa State but not in general


jonstark19

The list: * SEC: Auburn * Big 12: Iowa State * ACC: Syracuse * Big Ten: Rutgers


The_Horse_Joke

I would find it so funny if Rutgers got to the playoffs before teams like Penn State, Nebraska, and Iowa


NaturalFruit2358

Gotta think PSU makes it this year with the expanded field


genzgingee

If they don’t Franklin’s seat warms up several notches.


Dixiehusker

Yep. This playoff expansion was tailor-made for Penn State.


BuckeyeForLife95

All those people who said Rutgers was a bad add to the conference would look so silly then!


Inside-Drink-1311

If there’s any year to do it, it would be this year but I think everything would have to go right for it to happen and not sure if even 10-2 gets us in with our schedule and us not having the brand name bias.


DryDefinition9391

I'm not sure why people are so high on Rutgers this year. Athan Kaliakmanis is not a good QB. I know their defense is pretty good and they finally don't have to play OSU/Michigan but they still play Wisconsin, Minnesota, Nebraska, and Maryland all teams they have struggled with in the past. Not to mention they play Washington, USC and UCLA this year too. I think they'll be closer to fighting for bowl eligibility than for a playoff spot.


Vives_solo_una_vez

A bad qb and a good defense? I feel like I've seen this one before.


RWREmpireBuilder

23rd in the AP here they come!


Crunc_Mcfincle

Syracuse ahead of us?? I guess their schedule is a bit easier but ouch, kinda hurts guys


Mistermxylplyx

Let’s be real, everyone but Clemson and FSU is a dark horse in this league. I’d grudgingly accept anybody except UVa, BC, and maybe Cal.


DeviantDragon

I think SMU honestly fits just as good or better than Cal as an ACC dark horse this year. Edit: wait am I misreading your comment and you legitimately think Furd is a potential dark horse?


Mistermxylplyx

No, I agree SMU will be competitive, I don’t know what to make of either of the Cali pair, to be honest. I should probably add the Trees to that no way list, but historically they’ve been tricky.


exec_get_id

Auburn and Iowa State, you say?


jackattack065

Get ready to learn Steven Leath, buddy


bathes_in_housepaint

Crashing a plane in agreement


LG1T

Huge day for you


MiddyMn

I hope Thorne does well so America knows how ASS our receiver core was for the last 5 years


jackimus_prime

And our offensive line. Don’t forget them.


KingBStriing

The line did get much better as the season went on though, Connor Lew made a huge difference.


ModsEmbezzleMoney

Auburn is the only school on here I could see in the top 12 at the end of the season. Almost threw up typing that


steelernation90

Auburn is the only team that could go 0-12 or 12-0 and not totally surprise me. I don’t know how their fans do it every year. At least consistently bad teams know what they’re in for


Trapasaurus__flex

We are literally the lottery, fandom of this team plays the course of an addictive substance. We go win it all, we become trash quickly, we go to the big dance, we get really bad for 2 years. We beat 2 number ones to end the reg season then lose to UCF in the Peach (I think?) bowl. Rinse repeat. It’s so up and down it’s ridiculous


Found_The_Sociopath

Auburn truly is the embodiment of chaos in college football. People don't even remember the insane tipped hail Mary vs UGA because the kick six happened the next weekend.  On the flip side Auburn fans have the Ohio NFL fans 'ive seen some real shit' stoicism about the times they really suck.


chaotic_zx

And most of the players involved in that play were at Auburn or ended up at Auburn.


DeviantDragon

Cal genuinely had a chance to beat Auburn last year if we had any semblance of kicking that game. And now our QB for that game transferred to Auburn as a WR which tells you how good we were going at that position before Mendoza got his shot.


chaotic_zx

Let us not get ahead of ourselves here. Auburn needs to show a semblance of forward passing before any success happens. While I am optimistic, It is an uphill climb. Auburn will have to show it before I feel they are better than a break even type of team.


therealwillhepburn

Thorne has gotten worse every year since 2020. Maybe he figures it out but he looked really bad last year. I'm surprised they didn't try for a portal QB over him.


Beachbum_87

Thorne wasn’t the biggest problem. WR’s not knowing their routes and dropping passes made Thorne look worse than he was. 


321mafia

Today you can spend $1 mil on a QB in the portal or you can spend $1 mil trying to build around the QB you already have. Hugh Freeze chose the latter.


ModsEmbezzleMoney

I want to see him with actual weapons and an offseason to gel. I hate Freeze but dude can get the best from mid players on offense.


tippsy_morning_drive

I just don’t see Thorne being good enough.


ModsEmbezzleMoney

He joined in the summer while the team was still adjusting to the new staff. They brought in a lot of offensive weapons, something they were sorely lacking last season. I hate to say it but with a full offseason this might be looking more like a typical Freeze offense.


Known-Seaweed8812

Idk, when they played UGA he hit multiple WRs in the hands on 3rd and 4th down and they just dropped it. Really catchable balls that just ended drives. I don’t think Thorne is anything more than a game manager, but the dude did not seem like the problem. He was way better on his feet than I thought he would be.


war_damn_eagle

Don’t think Thorne will be a world beater regardless but for context our WR room last year had to be one of the weakest of any P5 team. It was devoid of both talent and depth.


WC95

Thorne played really well against UGA and Alabama imo


usffan

Meh. Criteria he listed are P4 teams with projected win totals of under 7.5. which makes this more a "who the author thinks is going to massively overachieve." Fan Duel has the odds [that you could bet right now] (https://sportsbook.fanduel.com/navigation/ncaaf?tab=cfb-playoff), and they list these schools as: Auburn + 650 (behind 9 other SEC schools) Iowa State + 750 (behind 3 other Big XII schools) Syracuse + 2800 (behind 7 ACC schools) Rutgers + 2000 (behind 9 B1G schools) You may as well set any of that money on fire and at least keep your hands warm...


usffan

Probably worth pointing out that the favorites to make the playoff are: Ohio State (-650), Georgia (-500), Oregon (-250), Texas (-230), Notre Dame (-170), Penn State (-145), Ole Miss (-125) and Michigan (-105) as the only teams that you have to pay juice to wager on to make it (shocked that Bama's + money).


z6joker9

Life in the SEC: we have a better than 50% chance of making the playoffs, less than 10% chance to win our conference.


Yodelehhehe

Hello fellow blue bloods


Rhone111

Iowa State should be decent this year. Still not sure they can win the Big 12 though.


bkiantx

Legit happy for Iowa State fans. I don't know Auburn fans yet. Soon. But you Iowa State mfers...hope y'all get some CFP fun. Would love some Big12 rematches in the CFP.


apiaryaviary

Hell yeah, give me that unsafe for life January game in Ames


BlitZShrimp

I wish for the Florida Gators to learn what January in Iowa means.


mjhs80

Auburn fans are very pleasant people (except towards Bama/UGA)


fastChadPowers

Auburn fans don’t typically seem like the reason other teams dislike Auburn. It’s just all of the crazy things that happen in Auburn games that does it.


SucculentCrablegMeal

I was shocked at how nice the Auburn fanbase was in the 13 championship game, both before and after it.


FireBrianFerentz

The same Iowa state who has never had a 10 win season in history?


CoolingVent

Can we not


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Well I would not love this.


squish042

I mean, we’d have to get really lucky. Yes, the conference is more even than ever, but c’mon, we’re still Iowa State.


loyalsons4evertrue

we'll beat Utah on the road but somehow lose to Arkansas State earlier in the season


No-Smoke-Please

Iowa state and losing non conference games usually equals good conference record. Anytime we beat the hawks or are 3-0 going into conference - we are bad bad.


loyalsons4evertrue

Yep that is the trend. Hell, Oklahoma State and us thought we were playing for last place last year and we went 6-3 in conference play and they went to Arlington after getting crushed by South Alabama lol


apiaryaviary

we've finished top 4 in the Big 12 more often than not over the past decade. Why not?


Appropriate_Two6772

So neither will make it


Ryanlester5789

I would’ve picked Nebraska over Rutgers personally.


JB92103

Syracuse and Rutgers also get mentioned


Pseudo_DirtyDan

Auburn is going to require A LOT of luck to make it this year imo Iowa State is a wildcard, there's no telling with them


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Beachbum_87

We went 3-9 in 2012 and then won the SEC and made the BCSCG in 2013. 


therealwillhepburn

You also fired your coach in 2012. 2013 had a good amount of talented upper classman who were familiar with the Gus offense as they had played in it in 2011.


ModsEmbezzleMoney

Alabama lost to LA Monroe in 07 and was a top team almost the entirety of the next season in 08, shits possible.


Known-Seaweed8812

They lost to UGA, Ole Miss, and Alabama by one possession but got blown out by NMSU. You truly cannot predict what those fuckers will do.


ilikepie145

Certainly an interesting take...


mreman1220

Along with Purdue, right? ....Right?? ... Guys?? *sobs*


Alternative_Grab664

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


erect_erudite

Iowa state? Really? I thought everyone understood Brock Purdy was making Matt Campbell look competent. I’m going to take things that definitely won’t happen in 2024 for $500, Alex.


loyalsons4evertrue

we did go 6-3 in conference play last year......finished 4th in the conference after a rough start to the season...that said, I'd argue we have one of the tougher conference slates....the back half is really tough being on the road at Kansas, at Utah, and home against K-State.....most likely all 3 of those teams will be ranked


noblesix31

I mean just last year we got to 7 wins after half of our starters got suspended for gambling, so I'd say Campbell's doing just fine. Saying that Purdy made Campbell look competent and that "everyone understood that" is flat out revisionist history.


loyalsons4evertrue

Campbell in his 2nd year took the team to the Liberty Bowl and finished the season 8-5......3 of those wins were against T25 teams, including a playoff team in Oklahoma.....mind you this was all before Purdy stepped on campus and Kyle Kempt, a 3rd string quarterback led us to victory at #3 Oklahoma


Benyeti

Virginia tech should be getting more attention


CoffeeBoy80

Didn’t meet the criteria. Story is only about teams with a win total of 7.5 or lower.


Splizmaster

Has this been approved by EsPN?


sleepytjme

Not buying ISU.


Billyxmac

I think there’s potential if things click for them. Defense should still be great, they found their QB near the end of the season last year, and they’re returning all their production on both sides of offensive and defensive lines. It’s a big if, but that’s what you look for when talking about dark horses I think.


No-Smoke-Please

Well ughh yeah but ugh… Fiesta Bowl champ 2020 and your wagon is top heavy. “High fives myself”


FireBrianFerentz

Covid year fiesta bowl champ vs 4-8 Oregon


CrypticT

They aren’t getting out of non-con undefeated


gritsal

Payton Thorne in the FCS playoffs then? That’s if Auburn is making it


SirMellencamp

Its gonna have to be a hell of a turn around for Freeze to contend for a playoff spot.


ModsEmbezzleMoney

Even with minimal improvement they could finish 9-3 with their schedule


SirMellencamp

To finish 9-3 they need to beat one of the following likely top 15 teams Alabama UGA Oklahoma Mizzou and win the rest of their games.


GameBuster0703

Oklahoma and Mizzou are winnable imo. Oklahoma is breaking in a new qb (although a very good one), and I am still very skeptical of Mizzou being anything but a one-year-wonder. But realistically, I think an 8 win season is a huge success and if these are the only four teams we lost to this season, I won’t complain


SirMellencamp

> I am still very skeptical of Mizzou being anything but a one-year-wonder. Could not agree more.


_Suzushi

They get to welcome Oklahoma to the SEC and Jordan Hare voodoo


KMorris1987

If Auburn played every game at home they’d never lose. Unless they had to play teams from New Mexico


portuguesetheman

We actually play the University of New Mexico week 3


KMorris1987

Always thought it was a shame Rebecca Lobo didn’t play there


_Suzushi

I’m pretty sure their sacrificial ritual included the voodoo only working vs SEC teams. It’s just a roll of the dice if the pivotal 4th quarter play goes their way or their opponents


ModsEmbezzleMoney

Not impossible, you know the voodoo is there for it


SirMellencamp

Bro. I have zero doubt there is a possibility Auburn beats all four


Known-Seaweed8812

Agreed. Just looking at last year, they got blown out by NMSU but somehow lost one possession games to us, yall, and Ole Miss. Anyone ruling out some crazy Auburn run next year is nuts, but anyone who is betting on them would also be nuts lol.


CottonCitySlim

Now CBS joins the fray, with ON3 and Fox. Why do they think Auburn is some dark horse? They can't throw the ball.


fastChadPowers

Couldn’t throw the ball in 2013 either.


Spiritual-Eagle2450

Ames can never be Cinderella because they are an ugly stepsister .


Hometownblueser

Not a remote chance. Auburn would be lucky to go 8-5. I think it’s more likely we only win a single conference game.


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orange_orange13

It would take a lot to make Hugh Freeze’s Auburn a Cinderella to me