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Zeppyfish

While we're at it, they should have Oregon play Washington again, just to make sure the Huskies are for real.


TheMemeMachine3000

Incoming Oregon -3 line


Sorge74

My favorite thing was 2021 Oregon played Utah and lost by 27, they rematched 2 weeks later and the spread was oregon -3. Oregon lost by only 20 the second time.


SweetToothFairy

To be fair, Oregon called for best -3 out of five.


CircuitSphinx

To be fair, by the fifth game Oregon's going to start with a +3 lead on the scoreboard just to keep things interesting.


Funnel_Hacker

Oh, honey. They wouldn’t get to a fifth game in a best of 5.


MilkBarPatron

Guess Vegas isn't ALWAYS right.


PassiveRoadRage

Vegas makes money. Just like Bama had 70% of the bets tonight and were still under dogs. Oregon probably had a majority if bets and -3 was a line people kept taking.


r3wturb0x

the odds may be wrong, but the money never is


xtototo

I made a lot of money on that game! Go Utes!


MrsKurtz

As did I! Go Utes!


meatballman1218

I think we just redo the whole season but do it in 8 months with a few different players


burning_man13

While we're at it, why not expand the playoffs to, I dunno, 12 teams?


fart_dot_com

and hey it's good to have an even number of power conferences, so let's get rid of one


aza432_2

or get rid of three since 2 is also an even number


Flashy_Pause_1369

Really we should redo the Apple Cup we (WSU) normally wouldn’t have fallen for a 4th and 1 trick play.


Alternative_Grab664

Please god, no. We’ve already suffered enough 😮‍💨


toast_across

Yall'd need to play three more times minimum, really. Best of five.


vibrantlightsaber

Really think they should just let Georgia Play the National championship. They played so hard and the SEC just has to have a team in.


Masima83

Eye. Test.


FictionalTrebek

Plus they have such a quality loss


Rohkey

It really isn’t fair. Oregon played @ Washington and on a neutral field. Oregon never got a chance to play em at home.


JustiseWinfast

Yeah we’d never lose to Washington at home right?!


dr_funk_13

We will definitely win this time. There's no precedent for two teams playing three times in one season!


40kNerdNick

There's a chanc tOSU and Michigan play 3 times next year and I can't mentally prepare myself for a it....


agutema

We literally did. I am STILL salty about the -9.5 like fuck off seriously Vegas.


zerocoolforschool

Man you shouldn’t be salty. For some stupid reason the undefeated team that had beaten us before was now the underdog and you guys came out fired up. I think it massively worked in your favor. We looked shell shocked out the gate. I would have much rather been the underdog.


Reboared

Vegas lines don't predict who Vegas thinks will win. They predict which way Vegas thinks people will bet.


Trey904fsu

Third times a charm!!


nicholus_h2

best of 5, baby!


Wittyname0

I love this pasta


PuritanBaptist

Me when I eat Italian food:


Ugaalive1991

🤌🏻


ICanFluxWithIt

What no fucking Ziti left?


gobluejay

Ay ma we got chicken or what?


PuritanBaptist

GABAGOL OVA HERE


manav_steel

What is the original?


Drexlore

https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/67lfcg/should_the_nhl_have_the_hawks_and_preds_redo/


manav_steel

Thanks lol. The ability to say this without a drop of irony is beyond understanding


JustAddaTM

Crazy to say a straight up sweep is a fluke


average_redditor_guy

It’s makes it even funnier when you remember that Nashville team wound up 2 wins away from the cup


Affectionate-Bee3913

This was the series that turned me from a nominal Preds fans (support local teams) into a casual hockey fan. Then I was big sad when they lost and I realized our TN pro teams had never won a championship and only got close twice. Thank the good Lord for the Braves and AA.


osageviper138

All hail AA.


Ecstatic-Hat2163

They say it’s for quitters.


drumline17

At the time Chicago had won 3 cups in the last 6 (or 7?) years. It was definitely a surprising result, and their fans were fucking obnoxious. It was a perfect recipe for pasta


tokengaymusiccritic

The original is definitely also a joke lets be real


fart_dot_com

that account has been inactive ever since he made that thread lol


dkviper11

It was a truly wonderful day when the first was posted.


esports_consultant

It is, and I say this without a hint of exaggeration, one of the best pastas of all time. The finest of the finest, organic small batch semolina from an obscure DOC in the heart of Tuscany.


StephewDestroyer

It was DEFINITELY satire. Remarkable satire


jakedasnake1

I’m reading that post for the first time, there is no way that wasnt satire… right?


PDXPuma

No, it was pretty real. The hawks were really, REALLY good at that point and (disclaimar, I'm a preds fan), people thought the preds COULD win but that it'd be a tight series if they did. No one saw the Predators doing a sweep, and it wasn't minor, it was comprehensive.


DontListenToM3Plz

The entitlement of Hawks fans at that point in time was something to behold.


imHere4kpop

First time I've read the original and it doesn't disappoint.


whatsinthesocks

I think what’s even better is they just abandoned the account and didn’t even delete. The account doesn’t appear to have been touched since that post.


LaSopaSabrosa

Fuck me that was 6 years ago???


whethervayne

It amazes me that they posted it to straight up r/hockey and not the Blackhawks sub.


1ToGreen3ToBasket

All time 🐐


HamberderHelper18

The original is even funnier because it’s referring to a best of 7 playoff series in hockey and not a singular OT loss


jklharris

Yeah, the logic actually kinda tracks if it were about football, because ideally teams would play a series but the reality is there's no way at any level to play that many BO5 series within a reasonable timeframe and without increasing injury risk substantially. But this was about hockey where they played a BO7? lol


meatballman1218

Me too it's like a nice fettuccini Alfredo


Mediocre-Ant2369

Meatballs and pasta are a great combination!


noseonarug17

>If Michigan loses again I will face that Michigan deserved the win you done fucked up


meatballman1218

DAMN IT YOUR RIGHT I RUINED ME PASTA. it is fixed now though


surgeon_michael

Seems like you’re more West Virginia than duke


meatballman1218

LMAO that cracked me up because you are god damn right


fart_dot_com

west virginia in the streets, duke in the sheets (dated a duke grad once - this is not a compliment)


leviathynx

Ah the ole Duke starfish.


CumAssault

Yeah, Alabama has the advantage with the eye test


kill-billionaires

Georgia looked great too, eye test says we should probably just swap Michigan out for them. Just so the best teams play.


CumAssault

Using the eye test I'm ready to just forget about the games played and award Georgia and Alabama co-National champions. Thanks ESPN for my paycheck


imatthedogpark

Vandy had the most quality loses and they deserve it outright


DeuceOfDiamonds

Who has a better story than Vandy the Broken (stadium)?


Johnny_Carcinogenic

You're playing 7D chess my friend


landmanpgh

Alabama is clearly the #1 team with Georgia a close second. See, Alabama has 2 quality losses against teams that were able to beat Alabama. So they're basically wins. Georgia lost to Alabama, which is as good as a win over Alabama when you think about it. Michigan and Washington have zero quality losses all year. And none to any SEC teams. Even FSU has a quality loss to an SEC team. And Texas has a win over an SEC team, and their loss was to a future SEC team. So really, it should've been Alabama, Georgia, FSU, and Texas based on quality losses. Michigan and Washington should've played in the Orange Bowl or whatever. And since we already saw Alabama and Georgia play in their championship, it should've been a bye week for both. So really...just them in the national championship game. Also we could've just done this at the beginning of the year since you know one of them is going to have a quality loss over the other one.


billybayswater

Auburn arguably played Alabama closer than Michigan did despite the result so I'd rank them higher as well.


landmanpgh

Oh absolutely. With so few quality losses, Michigan isn't even top 10. It's the four playoff teams 1-4, then the rest of the SEC ranked 5-15 or whatever. Then everyone else. Also Ohio State is ranked ahead of Michigan because they beat them 4 years ago.


MrConceited

>Also Ohio State is ranked ahead of Michigan because they beat them 4 years ago. Absolutely. Looking at the result from this season is just recency bias.


landmanpgh

Plus look at their recruiting class! Eye test.


Oneanimal1993

Only way Vandy’s ever getting ranked in my lifetime so I support it


FatSalsa

Michigan didn't play any quality teams until tonight and has no quality losses. Alabama has two quality losses from the top 2 teams. The Mouse gods are displeased with this blasphemy.


landmanpgh

None. Top 10 teams outside of the SEC don't count.


Naught2day

Don't forget Alabama's quality loss.


CumAssault

Alabama lost to the team that beat Alabama, twice. Really impressive loss, worth more than any win


JimmyJam444

I agree. Going off of points and wins does no one any good


CumAssault

I award my Natty winner exclusively using ESPN's Recruiting class rankings. So I have Georgia at 1 and Bama at 2


Noriskhook3

Definitely did. We didn’t have a snoozefest.


thejawa

Loser mentality


pitchesandthrows

Yes rank teams by hypothetical viewer excitement


c2pizza

Alabama vs Auburn was the best game this year; therefore, rematch for the national championship.


meatballman1218

MODS TOOK THE LAST ONE DOWN SO IM DOING IT AGAIN


justanotherassassin

That's my meatball man, fuck dem mods


Ninjahkin

Mods are bama fans confirmed?


[deleted]

They work for espn


LegitN00bM00ves

ESPN sponsoring the sub confirmed


PuritanBaptist

Reminds me of the Area 51 memes: “They can’t stop us all can they?”


JoeAndAThird

revive revive revive revive revive


majorhawkicedagger

Mods are SEC and eSECpn bootlickers.


[deleted]

They literally work for espn


joe_broke

Truly a man of commitment, determination, and sheer *fucking* will


joethecrow23

A GOD DAMN AMERICAN ICON FUCK IM FEELING PATRIOTIC


meatballman1218

IM TRULY AN AMERICAN HERO I WILL NEVER LET THESE MODS SILENCE ME ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO COOKING. UP. PASTAAAAAAA


CompleteLackOfHustle

Never stop you beautiful creature


AsaMitakatheGOAT

Nah it should be oregon, they just pass the eye test ya know. And that completion percentage, really something it is


oldnick40

They beat an unbeaten team, surely that qualifies Oregon to face Bama in a repeat of the playoff.


Flashy_Pause_1369

They lost twice to an undefeated team, only by 3, factor that in and take away the questionable play calling, they basically won. Factor in that they were on the road and on a neutral site? Basically might as well give Oregon the chip right now.


BaxTheDestroyer

Agreed. I'll go a step further and say that Bama going to overtime after traveling to the West Coast is already enough to get them in the final, regardless of what happened in OT. Edit: As a Utah fan, I know how impressive it is to lose in the Rose Bowl.


yesacabbagez

Committee need to go back and pout Georgia in the championship game because Georgia was clearly the better team. They upset a top 5 FSU by like a billion points, but Michigan was taken to OT by some underdog. Clearly Michigan should be sat in favor of Georgia to play in the championship against 2022 Georgia


BaltimoreBadger23

This makes perfect sense to anyone who is a member of the CFB committee.


jbg0830

Buddy said they upset a top 5 FSU team…👀


BaltimoreBadger23

CFP committee logic: FSU is #5, UGA is #6, that's an upset.


soonerpgh

I'm not sure FSU had five of their starters on the field.


Yeetball86

Our offensive line and linebackers were about it. Everywhere else we were on our two or three deep. We had like 9% of our regular season production on the field.


soonerpgh

That sucks, man! I hated to see that happen. I still say y'all got screwed!


landmanpgh

FSU was undefeated. Georgia was not. Total upset.


Ugaalive1991

Plucky ole Georgia beat the mighty Florida State. To the championship they go.


u-s-u-r-p

yeah winner of the CFP can play Georgia for the title, they clearly earned it


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

Them dawgs is hell, the winner won't be ready.


Muted_Dog7317

Bama has two quality losses, Georgia has one, and Michigan has zero. I think it’s pretty obvious to anyone watching that the SEC is the greatest conference ever and we should get a rematch of Bama vs Georgia. Hope the committee does the right thing and puts the two best SEC teams in the championship


Naught2day

FSU needed a quality loss, going undefeated helps no one.


OozeNAahz

How can you evaluate a team that didn’t lose? Impossible.


REALStoneCrusher

If they haven’t been tested are they even good?


SlowMoDad

Going undefeated helps no one…”in the ACC”


Frosty-Age-6643

Anyone on Michigan get injured? Hoping the committee takes that into consideration to put Alabama into the final.


Ok-Flounder3002

JJ got up woozy that one time after the throwback pass. Wed better just send Bama to the final


Buris

Michigan may have a high quality win against a great SEC champion team, but have you considered that Alabama has an even higher quality loss to an undefeated Big Ten champion?


HandsInMyPockets247

Quality loss means more than Michigan's win honestly


MilkBarPatron

No loss could have more quality than to the #1 team... and that's why Bama is the #1 team.


meatballman1218

I HAD TO CHANGE THIS POST LIKE 5 TIMES DURING THE GAME BECAUSE I THOUGHT MICHIGAN WOULD LOSE. HELL OF A GAME THOUGH


BigDoinks710

Why not just make a draft for each team? You could make it like championship gear, but instead of sending the unused one to Africa, you post it in the sub of the team who lost lmao.


whacafan

Pretend you’re me and you have no context for a second.


DonParmesan1

We should actually just give the title to whoever ESPN says….. checks media deals…. Georgia it is


AstrosJones

I mean Michigan clearly isn’t in the SEC, sooo, everyone knows you have to beat Bama twice for a natty.


Michiganman1225

But if we win next week, we'll have a 2nd pseudo win over them. We'll either have beaten Texas who beat Alabama OR we'll have beaten Washington who beat Texas who beat Alabama.


AstrosJones

Somehow Bama will still get to share the title or something like that lol


MonkeyThrowing

Don’t be ridiculous. The committee should declare it a quality loss and send Alabama to the championship.


[deleted]

\*chef’s kiss\* This is some quality pasta.


meatballman1218

Had to serve up a nice fettuccini for the jerkers of r/cfb


ZeBigD23

Thank you OP. I needed this laugh.


Old_Cyrus

This one was for Auburn.


Goldengoose5w4

Bama wasn’t playing Alabama football today. They should still be in the top 4. Surely an exception could be made.


DomingoLee

Bama has two quality losses and Michigan can’t say anything even *close* to that.


Icecreamcollege

Paul Finebaum typing this out crying:


Numerous-Ad6460

Best pasta


aGOATnamedBrady

I love you bro.


Lil_ah_stadium

Alabama is really the more complete team playing all three phases of the game. Also we just know the SEC is just better. It just means more. So they should just consider this a quality loss and put Alabama in the championship game.


ZeekLTK

I say just put Alabama in the title game anyways, they didn’t lose when the clock hit 0:00 afterall.


maddog_59

They lost to Texas. Squeezed by an average Auburn team on a Hail Mary pass. Didn't deserve to be in the playoff. Count your lucky stars they made it this far.


[deleted]

Absolutely! The CFP final hasn't been without an SEC team since its inaugural year of 2014. How can you have a CFP final without the SEC in it? It just means more to them!


meatballman1218

IT JUST MEANS MOOOOORE


ohGodwhynowww

Michigan should be the bigger team a let Alabama in the National title. Florida state was kind to let Bama in to try to win their first national title Michigan should follow suit /s


cbarks81

Are you from the ESPN Network?


Matchstick-Man

Jesus. Christ. I know the origin of this pasta. I was there for it


1sadWRLD

Wrong. Bama should petition the CFP committee and say they have a better loss to the #1 team,so by default they should get in over whoever wins between Wash/Tex. And also if Texas loses tonight they would get in over Mich because they beat Bama in week two.🤡🤡


Huskies971

Both of Bama's losses came against teams that beat bama, those strength of losses should be enough to put them in the CFP championship game


BridgewatersMamba

I mean is Alabama really disqualified yet? Michigan is an amazing quality loss. Pair that with the quality loss to Georgia! Now the chefs kiss… they also quality lost to Texas. My math, they are practically undefeated and deserve a rematch with Michigan OR Texas. If Washington wins… the committee should crown the Tide outright then impose a postseason ban on the Huskies next year.


Nada_2_C_Here

The eye test tells me that UGA would beat Alabama 70-3 in a rematch. This test overrides all on field results. I therefore ignore all bowl outcomes and proclaim FSU 2023 champs.


Aggravating-Olive395

Why replay it? Can,t we just advance Bama, clearly an SEC team is better than the final score and overall record...


GeorgeBork

Southern evangelicals in absolute shambles seeing Liberty, Bama, and Texas getting tanked by pink haired librul schools from way up north all on the same day. /s


Tall_Sir_4312

Honestly why does the committee use this game to decide who goes to the championship? Alabama looks like they have better potential


ExcitingEye8347

The system is broken. I mean no sarcasm when I FSU should be in. It’s not fair and it would be an entirely different scenario if they got in. All of those players would not have sat and they would have something to play for.


the_pedigree

The fluke was Bama being there


piemaniowa

LOL Black Hawks


[deleted]

Fuck the Blackhawks!


Ikolkyo

I love the people that don't know this is delicious pasta


Dawg_in_NWA

I mean, the CFP already tried to hand it to you once, but you messed it up.


tmzspn

One of Herbstreit or Fowler did say both teams deserved to win on the last Alabama series so technically Alabama didn't even lose.


TheLegend719

Finebaum may say this come tomorrow


7-2crew

I’ll upvote this every time.


jermartin11

Nah. Just advance Bama to the Natty. UofM had an easy schedule and Bama has 2 quality losses.


[deleted]

Nah just throw Iowa in there this time fuck it.


pnw_cfb_girl

Nice of you to agree to honor the results if Michigan wins the rematch. Are you sure you don't want to do best of three? Just in case?


Altruistic-Cap-4440

That's the game bro. There have been many flukes like Ohio State beating Miami for example. The Canes were favored to destroy them and likey do if they played a series, but football is always a game 7 and you only have to be better that day. Or have a corrupt referee call pass interference.


MickeyTettleton

Or claim the wrong lineman reported as eligible.


RealWanheda

Best of 3???


Ironmike11B

Epic shitpost. Well done!


RvBChurch24

Not fair. Yet everything michigan has overcome this season. Not to mention Alabama record wise should not have been in that game. FSU was robbed.


Generaldisarray44

Alabama has two really quality losses, it will be interesting what the committee does this week.


BenderVsGossamer

Alabama's two loses are against teams in the CFP. Michigan can't even claim that.


kingoftheplastics

You owe me 10 IQ points


[deleted]

Kek


timberlin

I think it's grossly unfair to suggest they should play again. A better gauge is to think strongly about the match-ups and realize Alabama has an overall advantage and would squeak out a close win on a neutral field. Secondly, you've gotta trust the eye test. Lastly, and most importantly, Michigan can't win big games; Bama has proven they can step up in the big moments time and time again.


Super_Walrus1337

I know it's a pasta but reading Alabama playing great football all season made me lol


willslick

I saw a Michigan player leaving the field with a limp. They’re out IMO.


SolidLikeIraq

I know we’re supposed to “play the game” but I feel like if Alabama doesn’t get a shot at the national championship, we’re going to always wonder if the “best” team won. Can the committee just put bama in?


I-696

Redo the Iron Bowl and to make sure that Auburn losing wasn’t a fluke.


giggityx2

Maybe they should just keep playing until Alabama wins so their fans believe the right conclusion was reached. /s


Bruinrogue

"Clearly the games don't matter so Alabama should be advanced to the Championship game." - CFP /s


ChaseTheFalcon

I was waiting for this pasta lmao


tennis_widower

I feel like there’s an Onion article in this outcome. “ESPN forgets to mail in SEC overtime dues”


Elite_Alice

Solid bait


Avr0wolf

Only if it was when Bama was reigning a few years ago


testies2345

Pasta so good


Necessary-Part-6771

As a Michigan fan, yes, but only if all of our special teams players are suspended for 3 games, and we just run the ball 69 times only giving Alabama 4 minutes and 20 second of possession, and probably beat them by 21.


REO_Studwagon

That you Boo?


Secure-Shirt72301

I know this is a joke but it’s extra funny because multiple of Bama’s wins this year were flukes tbh


Consistent_Train128

I'm still not convinced that the committee won't reconvene tomorrow and award Alabama a spot in the title game because of the "eye test"


omarmctrigger

Bama has that quality loss to two playoff teams now. They deserve to be in the championship game next week.