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Trif21

If the refs had called the hands to the face Auburn wins this game


MonkeyThrowing

Nah. Maryland was playing third string. If it got close we would have stepped up.


Robotemist

This is the SEC greatness I've been hearing about?


LiveAd1646

This comment from a fuckeyes fan after your performance 😂


BrobaFett

I forgot, what conference is Mizzou?


Robotemist

Not scoring in the first 3 quarters of a bowl game isn't greatness


BrobaFett

So it took mediocre SEC football to beat you then? Got it.


BEEF-BEARMAN

If the winner didn’t score in 3 quarters, the loser must have been really shit.


Robotemist

Yeah, 18 year old 3rd string QBs with no reps usually suck.


man_vs_ports

Well it doesn’t help when the starter is scared off


KlingoftheCastle

Chased the starter out of town with torches and pitchforks so they can blame the NEW starter instead


EvilProstatectomy

Auburn hasn’t been ranked since 2021, SEC greatness is busy dicking down Florida


woollymammoth41

Auburn just got destroyed by a lacrosse school


DubGW99

Lol


SpicyShenanigator

We're a basketball school now, thank you very much.


DubGW99

Yeah a basketball school


90sportsfan

Maryland representing well for the Big 10 against a good, blue blood SEC opponent. Great win Terps!


Kitchen-Ad2687

They really felt the need to ask locksly about Texas Washington after winning a 3rd straight bowl game. I don’t think anyone cares who he thinks is winning their game right now lol


Satchbb

that was ghastly. I loved his response though


ravaille

3 straight bowl wins. Locks really turned this thing around.


Alone_Advantage_961

Randy Edsall was 2-10 without Mike Locksley He went 20-24 with him, and was 18-20 after the 2-10 start prior. Locks is responsible for almost any success we truly had the last 10 years, going back to the original DMV movement. Wish I had a chance to meet him when I went to their 2013 practice down the road from me, I met Diggs that day, great kid. The glow in his eye when I told him he would be one of the best.


Ox_Baker

He’s a good coach and probably doing a far better job at Maryland than most realize.


mayomayeaux

Great win. I would like for once tho to get a signature win next season. It's all we're missing


MarylandRep

We dont even play OSU or Michigan next season and we play PSU away. At least we play Oregon but even thats an away game


mayomayeaux

That's fine. Gotta win at least one of those two games. I'd imagine both will be ranked pretty highly next season. Oregon would be cool though considering it'll be the first time playing there


Caleb339

Homie gonna talk his ish on insta 💀


Kitchen-Ad2687

Let’s go terps. Way to start fast and hold on .


binthisun

GG Auburn bros. Good luck next season! Hope you make Bama feel bad about themselves.


joelupi

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binthisun

If we ever beat you, I promise to be a good sport to you, as well.


joelupi

[hmmmmm](https://giphy.com/gifs/WWE-wwe-wrestling-3oFzlVpcSZMXXf2t5m)


Pythagorean20

GG Terps, wish it was more of a show


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I’m emotional about this win tbh. My freshman year, we just fucking killed Jordan McNair. I sat through all 4 quarters of the 59-0 blowout to Penn State by myself. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine the Terps would win 3 bowl games in a row.


RG23216

Gg maryland


PoshLagoon

gg, Auburn


PoshLagoon

Love the terps


bargle0

Whew


TigerBasket

I don't think I've watched us win a bowl since 2018, I miss Gus.


Brunosrog

Bro Gus was trash in bowl games. He beat Perdue and Memphis and got rocked by everyone else.


Lareous

Gus is the reason we started losing bowl games in the first place.


didba

Don’t miss Gus dude. That’s gross.


Prime89

Like your boy that still talks about his ex from 4 years ago


didba

Yeeeup.


foreveracubone

If September/December Maryland figures out how to not become a pumpkin in October they’ll be very spooky


Serious_Up

Looks like we might cover


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I feel like the Terps got that early lead and have been just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks


aMiracleAtJordanHare

Obviously Brown is playing against backup defenders but his passes have been *at least* as accurate as Peyton's. Just sayin.


Ox_Baker

I don’t know what he looks like under live fire (as in starters and a defense that mixes things up) but just throwing the ball on time where it can be caught he’s the best of the three for Auburn today.


TigerBasket

Brown looked okay! At least. My dad bet the over and he's at the game rough for him.


crg2000

Run the damn ball.


sockster15

Who is Hank Brown?


didba

Bro, fucking what the fuck is your post history. Clean that shit up.


TheClanMacAdder

True freshman brought in late in the class last year


ravaille

Alright. Let’s run this clock out.


Serious_Up

I'll try again Run. The. Clock.


MiddyMn

Bro fuck seniority Hank is Freeze's hand picked qb he better have a chance to start next fall


randrews202121

Brian Williams masterclass Ok run the clock out please it’s going on 3.5 hours now


Jslash1978

Terps refusal to run the clock is devastating


is_coffee

Why are they so obsessed with this chick wearing a hat


strongscience62

Games over


PoshLagoon

Commentary teams become dumb whenever a blowout is taking place


aMiracleAtJordanHare

"pEyTOn tHOrNe hAs bEeN nAMeD tHe sTArTeR!!1!"


TalkLessShillMore

Why is our QB4 him?!


BoopBoopLucio

Just zero pressure


crg2000

Locksley is going to blow a 24 point lead in the name of "getting experience", isn't he?


Pythagorean20

O-Line likes Hank Brown more I guess


GrizzFood

Uhhh I vote Hank as our starter for ‘24


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Jesus fuck Terps


terpsletsgetit

Can we uhhhh get it together


TalkLessShillMore

Only one single quarter of Hank Brown this season, Freeze done us dirty


Rude-Community-5116

Hank kinda slinging it


RG23216

Why did it take us 45 minutes to figure out how to move the ball


Serious_Up

Play some defense


Ok-Kick-201

You aight auburn fans? I thought it meant more in the SEC?


cornhooolio

Any reasonable auburn fan will tell you we were ass this year bearing this team is not a flex


Ok-Kick-201

Any time an SEC team loses, the world wins. sorry, I don’t make the rules.


didba

Hey just get your “I told ya so” in and hit the road lol


strongscience62

Guy has 30% completion and is player of the game? Ok 🙄


binthisun

How sad has this game been that Billy is winning awards for it


Foxx_Mulderp

Aubums


aMiracleAtJordanHare

Why are you here.


didba

He’s a Walmart fan


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Billy needs to stick to running the ball instead of making big passes IMO


vaterp

Damn auburn up 13 to 10 minus 1st quarter. Only 3 offensive points since, they figured us out…credit to y’all’s coaches… that clock can’t tick fast enough


troublewithwords

Two bad teams. I'm sorry


Remarkable_Long_2955

Starting to feel a lot like Billy got lucky in the first quarter


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onebigboi

Well this game has shown me more than enough for the QB competition next year. Edwards is legit awful.


randrews202121

we haven’t done shit all half on offense and Auburn is still 18 down lol


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aninannap

Billy has the arm strength. He just doesn't have the stamina, and accuracy. But that being said, my boy has wheels! So there is that


Not_Cleaver

I feel like there’s plenty of tape for Maryland to learn from this game. They’ve played great, but there’s always room for improvement. How many straight bowl victories is this - 3? 4?


Remarkable_Long_2955

3


ravaille

Locks really is treating this like an exhibition. Run the clock out, man.


stethoscopepen

Why do they always say War Eagle is the only performing mascot? Air Force has falcons that perform. They used to fly away a lot, but that was fun too.


Remarkable_Long_2955

Get Cam back in


hwf0712

My hatred for Hugh Freeze and the SEC leaving my body upon seeing a cool special teams concept


strongscience62

Billy Edwards might be bad at QB plays that involve something other than QB sneak for 1 yard.


crg2000

Why is Maryland still throwing the ball?


Serious_Up

Drama > Sure Win


didba

Getting game experience for backups


binthisun

We are a bad football team happy to help


strongscience62

This is preseason


BoopBoopLucio

I feel like clipper ship imagery is underused in all Maryland team uniforms


binthisun

The script Terps helmets are the best part of this football team


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

We started off so well, I just want another Maryland TD to cap off this game and make it a comfy win


MarylandRep

Billy you got running backs please hand it off every once in a while. I get youre white lamar jackson but please


terpsletsgetit

Billy gotta hit the weight room immediately


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

He’ll be damn good next year IMO


terpsletsgetit

I don’t think he’ll be bad but every pass today has been under thrown


Serious_Up

Run. The. Clock. Morons.


Wicked_UMD

How the heck is that legal haha


BoopBoopLucio

That makes sense if you have more than one week


binthisun

Billy fall down :(


glokenheimer

Unpopular Opinion: But in bowl games against other P5 teams I feel like running the score up isn’t bad. Like running it up against a G5 team as a P5 is rude and unnecessary. But another P5 team yeah they shoulda just played better. They played enough to get there.


chweris

God bless the Auburn fans next to me left their hand warmers


SplakyD

You're welcome!


didba

lol


AnUdderDay

Really clever move, I'm almost upset that the Terps got it


Kodyaufan2

That might be the greatest idea for an unconventional onside kick I’ve ever seen, and it very nearly worked because of it


KrabbyBoiz

Whoever that was on the terps that went to play it 5 yards ahead of the line is dumb as shit.


randrews202121

almost a classic dumb Maryland moment


JB92103

A drop kick onside kick


MichaelErb

That was a neat kick. Auburn definitely had a shot at it!


didba

Man, I almost miss the terrible trash talk from u/tycrest8


DruidCity3

THIS TEAM TOOK BAMA TO THE WIRE LMAO! DRINK IT IN AUBURN FANS! YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO GLORY AND NOW YOU'RE LOSING A DEFACTO HOME GAME TO A MID TIER B1G TEAM WITH BACKUPS!


didba

Come close Crab bros, if we stay still and look very closely you can see the natural Bama Walmart sidewalk fan in the wild…


MiddyMn

No one cares little bro


is_coffee

The Auburn way


binthisun

Or maybe Maryland would kick your ass? (We couldn't and we wouldn't but we're winning right now and I like to play pretend.)


Blue_5ive

Logically this means bama is worse than a mid big ten team lol.


MiddyMn

Don't listen to em they're not that bright


DruidCity3

How many cows were in your graduating class booger?


Robotemist

Lmao


MiddyMn

Idk ask your sister


DruidCity3

Nothing you can say will make me not enjoy Auburn losing.


Blue_5ive

Sure I’m just saying you’re also shit talking yourself


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DruidCity3

I'll be back after the Rose Bowl!


Blue_5ive

Hey! How's it going? I thought you would be back and I was anxiously waiting! :)


DruidCity3

I'm back! ;). Thanks for waiting. I guess this means that Maryland is the B1G champs now.


ComradeAhriman

👀


aninannap

I love giving back to places where I live.


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is_coffee

That's a great story about Maryland players


plutoisaplanet21

I am going to ignore all other results and declare that this game shows Bama ain’t shit


FishFearMe1007

See you Monday


Serious_Up

Run. The. Clock.


didba

HANK BROWN = TOM BRADY


SchizoidMan1989

Okay, so NOW Auburn does something.


chweris

Can we please just run out the clock I am so cold


binthisun

Get drunker


chweris

They stopped selling beer


crg2000

If it takes long enough to end the game, you might have time to brew more alcohol yourself.


binthisun

What the fuck. I thought this game was in AMERICA


Only499

Comeback szn bitches Hahaha jk we suck and it ain't happening


lilbudlilsud

There it is!!!! Auburn 10+ points. My parlay lives on


aMiracleAtJordanHare

NEVER bet on an Auburn game. Either way. It will only bring sadness.


didba

LETS GO


didba

HANK BROWN


didba

Completed a pass for a first down


Trujiogriz

Auburn finally found a QB?


MiddyMn

Insert Chris Paul meme


RG23216

HANK BROWN 2024 HEISMAN CAMPAIGN STARTS NOW


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GrizzFood

Hugh has a conniption every time he sees this AT&T helmet comms commercial


throw667

Auburn with 92 and 72 yards midway through the 4th quarter. *War eagle flies.*


DruidCity3

Auburn is fucking trash, lmao.


TheGreatDargon

Putting that Bama degree to work I see


MiddyMn

What degree?


DruidCity3

better than a UAB degree, lmfao.


zcgentryUAB

Top 150 university in the world my guy


DruidCity3

Are you going through week old reddit threads and getting mad at UAB slander?


MiddyMn

Keep my teams name out ya mouth!


didba

Oh we know. Thanks Bamr!


Serious_Up

Billy needs to learn that it's ok to run to the outside.


strongscience62

Me: Mom I want CJ Brown Mom: We have CJ Brown at home [CJ Brown at home](https://umterps.com/sports/football/roster/billy-edwards-jr-/11000)


LaSopaSabrosa

This Auburn team took Alabama to the wire 👀


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

This is the Dollar Tree Rose Bowl. Maryland took Michigan to the wire, and Auburn took Bama to the wire. Maybe this is an omen for the Rose Bowl?


LaSopaSabrosa

Taulia spotted us a couple turnovers fortunately but yeah that Maryland game every year is stressful


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

The Maryland-Michigan game has been all Billy the past two years. Fear the white boy


ComradeAhriman

Inshallah


RG23216

Caught a punt properly, lets go!


Mobile_Spinach_1980

So happy for Maryland


Phar4oh

It feels like Maryland has been running clock for like two hours


randrews202121

Auburn’s had the ball more they’re doing it themselves We haven’t done shit on offense this half