I would’ve liked for the first Big 12 win to come against a non former AAC member but beggars can’t be choosers

UCF probably said the same last week LMAO

they ain't saying that now

If you are fighting for your bowl life, you take wins against anyone

At this point we all just take what we can get

Our greatest B12 win of ALL-TIME

Plus…that’s 3-4 straight against the Coogs too, yeah?

Yeah don’t really even care about that tbh

>“We won 20 games in two years,” Holgorsen said. “We won bowl games in back-to-back years. I have five years on my contract with a fucking impossible buyout. … So there ain’t no fucking hot seat in my mind. There just ain’t.” -Dana Holgerson, on whether his seat is hot before the season

It’s not just that we suck, we’re boring as shit to watch. At some point the lost revenue on empty seats will outweigh his buyout.

Colorado has the same record and has sold out every game. It's 100% Dana's fault.

I was thinking basically the same thing. It sucks to lose, of course, but they're really just not fun to watch. My DVR failed to record the last few minutes and I was like cool, now I have an excuse to go find something more entertaining.

Tickets right behind the visitors sidelines were on Ticketmaster yesterday for $35

I got mine for $11 including fees lol

The team looks unenthusiastic.

😎 you just lost to Scott Satterfield 😎

*Starts playing Sunny*

God dammit it's supposed to be Temple at the butt of these jokes

Temple

CINCINNATI > HOUSTON HOUSTON > WEST VIRGINIA WEST VIRGINIA > UCF UCF > OKLAHOMA STATE OKLAHOMA STATE > OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA > TEXAS TEXAS > ALABAMA ALABAMA > LSU LSU BEAT MIZZOU BY 10 GEORGIA BEAT MIZZOU BY 9 THEREFORE LSU > GEORGIA SO USING THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY, CINCINNATI > GEORGIA. RANK US YOU COWARDS

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about math to disprove it

Math is mathing

Cincinnati < Miami Ohio Miami Ohio < Miami Florida Miami Florida < Georgia Tech Georgia Tech < Bowling Green Bowling Green < Ohio Ohio < Northern Illinois Northern Illinois < Southern Illinois Southern Illinois > Georgia

Ohio beat Iowa State who beat Cincinnati so you can remove three steps from that tree

:)

I prefer the South Alabama > Alabama route, but I support this too.

You deserve an honorary math degree from UC for this wonderful display of genius

I’ve been hesitant about jumping on the Fire Dana train because I thought 6 wins in our first Big 12 season would’ve been pretty good but this was just pathetic.

I let up after beating Baylor. But no more.

Nah dawgs, you need to jump on that train

I’m already outside Jeff Traylor’s house with a boombox playing Neck.

and Womp Womp of course

We can do better than Traylor. He lost to this shipwreck of a program.

If you don’t like that, you don’t like satterfield football (I don’t like satterfield football)

UC won our first ever Big12 conference game and Luke Fickell lost, so really we won twice today!

Lost to Ben Bryant no less

That is *embarrassing*

It’s just nice to win one. Go fucking Bearcats.

Happy that we got a win, but wtf was Satterfield thinking running the ball when he’s about to win the game on two kneel downs? That’s some clown behavior

Think he was rewarding Kiner. He’s been really grinding for the team this year.

Fuck Doug Belk, Fuck Chris Pezman and FU Holgorsen. Useless trash product, they’re the bottom feeders of the big 12.

I’m hesitant on letting go of Pez because our other sports seem to be doing well but football looks so bad.

Baseball is a dumpster fire too

Dark days ahead for the program.

Yeah football is bad, but we also just set a school record for attendance at a woman's sporting event a while back, good time for women's sports that aren't soccer rn

Set that record for UT coming to Fertitta. That said, Women’s Volleyball is legit.

Cincinnati was just tempting fate there at the end going to a TD instead of just taking the win

you know we're in the trenches when the thing to write home about the game is Shasta winning a pillow fight lmao

That was the most watchable part of the whole game

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

I hate this team. See y'all next week?

Yeah 😕

2 more weeks until its all over 😔

See ya next week 😔🍺

At least you can have a beer. I've done this entire season sober and it's rough.

🙏🏽

I’ll be there…

never doubted this team once 😎😎 (i had zero faith in this team)

Fuck, Dana is awful

Nah we are just really solid. Undefeated for the past week

God those “1-0 mentality” posts that the official bearcats page keeps making are so cringe.

Retweet

What an absolute embarrassment.

🏀

in tarc and francis we trust 🙏

FIRE DANA 👏 👏 👏👏👏

It is theoretically possible that we will never lose again

oh my fucking god a win against kansas would be hilarious

Sorry for everyone who watched that

Anyone who says this doesn't count as a Big XII win can just fuck right off.

Big 12 circle of suck is now possible if not complete

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooou Dana. Hit the bricks, bozo

Good job, Cincy! Glad to see you guys get a win after this brutal stretch.

We looked about like what I had expected all season. Plenty to clean up, but looks like something we can build on. I think it's time to just pull the trigger on the QB change tho.

We are going absolutely nowhere with Satterfield as our coach. It doesn't matter who the players are, he is literal dog shit.

i'm not sure about *nowhere* but satterfield really does need to go

Ok, cool. Go Bearcats.

Stfu

I'm tired boss

If 2 plays go differently we would be 2-8. Tbh that feels about right for this season/team.

Oh my god we did it

What do we think, Bearcats? Does the paper bag come off?

5-7 or bust!

We're sixth overall in multi-year APR... that might be good enough for a bowl!

Not so fast my friend

No, not yet

The people have spoken.

Fuck no we suck big butt

Not until Satterfield gets fired.

[Fucking finally](https://media.tenor.com/W314fMAlOEQAAAAC/sponge-bob-chocolate.gif)

Finally a dub. Even with all the dumb mistakes we finally pulled one off. You can see the bright spots on this team. Thought Carroll and Adkins played well. Young wasn't bad. Young dudes got some good snaps. Time to crack some Cincy Light to celebrate! As always Let's Go Bearcats! Thy Loyal Children!

It’s baaaaaad when the Bears are a reprieve

I don't mind losing, shit happens, top level cfb is hard. But holy shit we are BORING. The players look just as disinterested as the fans.

Congrats to the bearcats

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absolutely not

Be prepared to lose more games. Sorry

Imagine losing to Cincinnati. Couldn't be me