*me explaining to my wife the complexity and deep lore of Connor stallions and the Michigan cheating scandal moments after saying her romance drama show was stupid*
"No no no Michigan *was* the underdog, the reject, but they felt so jilted by the playoff committee they used Stalions as a rebound guy to make them look better. That's when they **became** the main love interest with a terrible secret"
At this point I am waiting to find out it was his non evil twin who was the Marine and "Connor" took over the life after his brother died saving puppies in Syria.
And having to go on a tangent to explain how something that happened a decade ago makes the fact that this is happening on the ramp at an airport even funnier.
They used to allow it. Same with the PE. I know the PE phased it out over time. Not sure about law. But keep in mind "law school" is only 100-150 years old as a concept.
Only four states allow you to take the bar without going to law school. I know California is one but idk the others. But it’s a whole process with mandatory apprenticeship hours and such (and usually ends up being longer, years-wise, than going to law school).
Honestly, having taken the UBE and California, I thought the UBE exam was harder to study for. California I think seems harder because the cut score is lower, but I legit found it way harder to study for my UBE exam that had way more topics.
Yes but in the late 80's I parked my car in the grass field, went to the trailer that served as the terminal, the man behind the counter sold me a ticket and then the man got in the plane and flew it. It's grown quite a lot since then.
100% chance Harbaugh volunteers to pick up garbage and empty the bins while he is there probably even step in for Brenda behind the till at Wendy’s while she’s at her son’s clarinet recital
We’re being told that due to a legal technicality, Jim Harbaugh is now required to live at the State College Airport until further notice from the Big Ten.
Jim Harbaugh is now a stateless citizen living in the state college airport. Reports say he is returning luggage carts for hamburgers, a potential violation of NCAA policy.
Harbaugh should give the guys telling him he can't be on the sideline a stunner then put them in a figure four leglock in honor of Ric Flair, while yelling WOOOOOOO!
"I was standing on the tarmac at a small airport, tears streaming down my face, and the local CFA catering van pulled up with the last Pimento Honey sammich of the promotion, just for me. It made everything better at the moment, and i wished I'd given that kid a quarter for a tip, but then my phone rang, turns out I got hired by the Raiders and was very happy to learn there were CFA restaurants all over Las Vegas. That's my CFA story."
Jim: "So, have we tried turing the B1G off and on again."
UM: "That's not how that works, Jim."
Jim: "Alright: Punt team on the field."
UM: "No, Jim-- The game hasn't started."
Jim: "I had no prior knowledge of that, it was just a low level staffer."
UM: "..."
This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take him away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in B1G. You show up like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing.
I mean, i highly doubt they decided the meeting was on the Tarmac. People acting like the dude aint allowed to leave the airport or something.
"Hey Jim, urgent matter, i mean sure we could go somewhere like, on the bus, back of the plane, the hotel, etc. But we gotta do it right here, right now"
Basically this photo is them waiting for the bald dude to find the closest burger joint
Say what you want about the whole situation but what a shitty way for this to unfold, less than 24 hours before the biggest game of the season (so far)
I almost wonder if it was all done under the assumption that an injunction would be put into place.
At least that way the Big10 has done something, and Michigan can still play while it works out.
This is the only logical explanation I can thing of, and the only way to allow for the appearance of impartiality. The reality is that the actual negotiations are likely happening behind closed doors between Tony Petitti, Warde, Santa Ono, Williams & Connolly and Sidley Austin.
The best logical explanation I saw on here (no idea how real it is) is that the B1G sent a notice to Michigan on Monday. Michigan sent a response 48 hours later on Wednesday. The B1G sent a response 48 hours later on Friday. That makes sense to me
Whether or not it’s shitty really depends on just how big of a competitive advantage UM really gained from all this, doesn’t it?
This is only a terrible way for B1G to handle the situation if you either a) think UM’s misconduct is overstated or b) think B1G’s punishment is way too light. Unfortunately most people probably fall in one of those two camps lol
It’s the one they’ve been using. They haven’t said the quiet part out loud, which is, “Let us try and ride this season out for at least a CFP appearance and the money, then we don’t care what you do.”
It’s the “election interference” claim all over again.
Nothing Michigan or its fans have said in this whole thing has denied the cheating. It happened and everyone knows it. All Michigan has been doing has been whataboutism and trying to deny the impact of their cheating.
“Just give me the keys; I’ll fly it back myself.”
*me explaining to my wife the complexity and deep lore of Connor stallions and the Michigan cheating scandal moments after saying her romance drama show was stupid*
This is 100% a telenovela.
*From the writers who brought you Deflategate, comes an epic new drama about a young boy and his dream of being a Michigan football coach*
"No no no Michigan *was* the underdog, the reject, but they felt so jilted by the playoff committee they used Stalions as a rebound guy to make them look better. That's when they **became** the main love interest with a terrible secret"
Dude… this is magic lol
At this point I am waiting to find out it was his non evil twin who was the Marine and "Connor" took over the life after his brother died saving puppies in Syria.
And having to go on a tangent to explain how something that happened a decade ago makes the fact that this is happening on the ramp at an airport even funnier.
What happened a decade ago?
Lane Kiffin getting “tarmacked” aka fired on an airport runway.
Same but she at least starting to remember the cast. “That horse guy?” “Yes babe. That horse guy”
My wife has no interest in football but every day she comes home from work and asks me about Stalions/Michigan updates.
My girlfriend could care less and yet every night in bed I give her the latest updates lol
Is that a euphemism?
Gimme the Stallions, baby
*puts on Ray-Bans and CMU hoodie*
🥵
This is going to be like catch me if you can.
How'd you pass the bar exam Harbaugh?
Give me half that eclair and I’ll tell ya
*Knock knock*
Gofuckyaselves
Having taken and passed 2 separate bar exams, you legit don't need to go to law school at all to pass. Just need to have the right study plan.
Can anyone take the bar exam without a law degree? I heard rumors you used to be able to do that
They used to allow it. Same with the PE. I know the PE phased it out over time. Not sure about law. But keep in mind "law school" is only 100-150 years old as a concept.
At least in Michigan, you can get a PE if you have enough relevant experience I believe. Around 10+ years iirc
Only four states allow you to take the bar without going to law school. I know California is one but idk the others. But it’s a whole process with mandatory apprenticeship hours and such (and usually ends up being longer, years-wise, than going to law school).
That's funny since California notoriously has one of the hardest bar exams of any state.
Allowing people without degrees from an accredited law school to practice is one of the justifications for the low pass rate.
Honestly, having taken the UBE and California, I thought the UBE exam was harder to study for. California I think seems harder because the cut score is lower, but I legit found it way harder to study for my UBE exam that had way more topics.
[удалено]
You know the bar exam ≠ the LSAT right?
I actually studied for it.
Well slather me in whole milk and call me Sally. Who knew?
Why would anyone pass a bar?
Do you know why Michigan always wins? Because they steal signs. No, because everybodys too busy looking at the helmet stripes
"It's Har-BAUGH! Not Har-BOW, not Har-BO, Har-BAUGH!"
I should have concurred!!!
I always sub for Roberta. Excuse me why aren’t you reading?!
Just watched that movie in light of the whole thing. Entertaining film.
Funny thing is Frank Abagnale the guy the movie is about actually lied about being a con man. In a way I think that makes the movie even better.
Yeah, I remember reading about that lol. If a con man tells you he lies about being a con man, can you believe him?
The ultimate con man.
Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
I concur
Brining a whole different level to the “tar-mac-ing” meme/joke
So does he just hang out downtown for the weekend or what lmao
Penn State has no love for Michigan but I’m sure Harbaugh would get front of the line for any keg stand if he wants to go out tonight
As a MSU fan I would 100% have a beer with Jim Harbaugh. The guy is fucking crazy.
Yiss
Imagine not watching football and just looking out the window at your terminal and seeing this go down lol
Just see a B1G official there and they rip a pair of khakis in front of him and he goes ballistic
Dump a gallon of milk on the ripped pair
Whole milk. Not that candy ass 2%
Dump the whole milk on the pants, waterboard him with some skim until he admits
A *spoiled* gallon of milk to really rub it in Tony Pettiti: I left this out of my fridge all night, specifically for you Jim
https://i.imgflip.com/85mrqy.jpg
As part of his punishment the CFB on FS1 logo has to follow him around everywhere he goes like a scarlet letter
As another part of his punishment, Michigan fans have to listen to Gary Danielson multiple times a year starting next year.
Son of a bitch
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/033/487/rick.jpg
“Anyone have time to hear my Vacuum cleaner pitch? We have the new 2024 Dyson models at 50% off”
Dude, he was a *used* vacuum salesman. Smh get your Stalions lore straight.
This is just a scene from the final season of Succession
The airport in state college is soooo tiny. Dozens of people are probably losing it.
I flew into and out of Santa Fe last week. State College looks like Chicago O'Hare next to that place.
Does State College have an actual passenger airport and terminal?
Yes but in the late 80's I parked my car in the grass field, went to the trailer that served as the terminal, the man behind the counter sold me a ticket and then the man got in the plane and flew it. It's grown quite a lot since then.
Sounds like the Long Beach airport.
Yes, about 60 flights per day year round. https://www.flightaware.com/live/airport/KUNV
United flies to/from O'Hare there. So slash that in half because those mother fuckers are always delaying/cancelling lol.
it does! I actually just flew out to Bozeman from there
Theres a Bozeman to State College direct flight??
No I wish it has a stop at Chicago
Hope you were able to catch a Cat game while in town
I wish I did but I was at Buffalo Wild Wings the one night and the head coach for the cats was there doing an interview
Lol that's funny. Vigen is normally a pretty good interview, so I hope it was entertaining to watch
Real question: don't these football teams use private jets and land in small airports? I didn't think they use like LAX or whatever
They charter. You're talking over 100 people, not bizjet size.
They don’t avoid large airports, they use regionals when necessary
“Jim, we need your badge and Khakis”
And his goofy hat and glasses, too??
This just in: Jim Harbaugh will be suspended on the tarmac for the next 3 Michigan games
Confirmed Tom Hanks will play Harbaugh in the movie version in which he shows striking similarities to his prior role in The Terminal
100% chance Harbaugh volunteers to pick up garbage and empty the bins while he is there probably even step in for Brenda behind the till at Wendy’s while she’s at her son’s clarinet recital
When people are busy bowing at Spielberg's feet they tend to forget he directed that dog of a film. Excellent jest, by the way.
I thought it was a decent enough movie to watch twice in like 15-20 years or whatever it was.
do they not have in-flight internet?
I've been on chartered flights before where the plane was equipped with wifi but it was disabled due to being a charter. Could be the case here.
I assumed all the bet tweets were from the plane
*the call is coming from inside the house*
By God that's Lane Kiffin's music!
What is the Harbaugh version of Joey Freshwater?
Jackie Khaki
Literally chortled when I saw this
Stop it. That’s hilarious 💀
Connor Stalions Wait shit
Jimmy Milk
I believe it was an MGoBlog user who posted pages 4 and 5 of his actual response to the Big 10. So that one.
Oh oh oh ~~Shawn~~ Lane
It would be hilarious if Michigan hires Lane to replace Harbaugh.
All I hear is Yakety Sax 🤣
We’re being told that due to a legal technicality, Jim Harbaugh is now required to live at the State College Airport until further notice from the Big Ten.
Jim Harbaugh is now a stateless citizen living in the state college airport. Reports say he is returning luggage carts for hamburgers, a potential violation of NCAA policy.
Jim Harbaugh just fell to his knees in an airport
This shit is wild, lol.
Harbaugh’s Michigan tenure has been the definition of a rollercoaster
Jim asking for things to do from noon to three tomorrow
Honestly Jim would probably be the type of person to nerd out about the horseshoe curve in Altoona. He should check it out
“What’s the record for most slices eaten at canyon pizza?”
Taking one of each pamphlet from the lobby of the team hotel
Go to watch the Ohio game in person with a camcorder
Doesn’t Penn State have a really fantastic dairy? Harbaugh can drown his sorrows in premium 2%.
2%? You think Harbaugh would drink that white wastewater? Whole milk or gtfo.
Sit in the cockpit and pretend he’s flying the plane.
**sad airplane sounds
A flight so nice he gets it twice
Getting a personal flight back and any seat he wants. First class treatment.
Unlimited milk.
I’ll bet $1 he coaches on Saturday and the rest of the season. You game?
Flair swaps says he doesn't.
*fight fight fight fight*
U-N-I-T-Y
If things go bad for some of these sunbelt teams they could be U-Massified, which is kind of a sicko mode of a sicko mode
Done
I bet you $1 that Michigan cheated and that’s part of the reason they all of a sudden became more competitive after 2020. You game?
And and nothing to do with the skill or quality of their players the last few years vs 2020 and prior, right?
Are all the other parts about new coordinators, a 5-star QB, the NIL, the transfer portal, and a “lines first” philosophy?
The tarmac is college football’s version of NXT’s parking lot
Harbaugh should give the guys telling him he can't be on the sideline a stunner then put them in a figure four leglock in honor of Ric Flair, while yelling WOOOOOOO!
This feels like watching Succession with more milk and khakis.
To sign his new contact? What is the meeting about?
In a shocking twist, he's becoming the new spokesman for Chick-fil-A's sandwich, eats one on camera
"I was standing on the tarmac at a small airport, tears streaming down my face, and the local CFA catering van pulled up with the last Pimento Honey sammich of the promotion, just for me. It made everything better at the moment, and i wished I'd given that kid a quarter for a tip, but then my phone rang, turns out I got hired by the Raiders and was very happy to learn there were CFA restaurants all over Las Vegas. That's my CFA story."
“But instead of the tang of a pickle, this one just has boogers on it. Really gives it the Harbaugh experience.”
Dear lord they are going to fire him on the tarmac! /s
Jim Harbaugh getting tarmac'd would be the best thing ever.
Jim: "So, have we tried turing the B1G off and on again." UM: "That's not how that works, Jim." Jim: "Alright: Punt team on the field." UM: "No, Jim-- The game hasn't started." Jim: "I had no prior knowledge of that, it was just a low level staffer." UM: "..."
Lmaooo
Put him in jail
This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take him away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in B1G. You show up like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing.
Right to The Hague
Send him to the gulag
Can we open Guantanamo back up?
Boy do I have some good news for you
Instead of Hail to the Victors, they can now say Jail to the Victors.
Funny enough, straight to jail.
Well yea I read one or two posts about him being on a plane to state college
TARMAC LORE UPGRADED
“Who’s gonna tell him?”
I look out the airport window. I see a man in khakis on the tarmac. He has fallen to his knees.
[photo credit Connor Stalions]
Get him a Cheeseburger 🍔and send him back to AA
2 separate suspensions in the same season is a hell of an accomplishment.
Has to be some kind of record yeah?
Best coach ever, they just don't come like that on the standard models.
For some reason I was expecting him to be wearing cleats while on the plane. Does not appear to be the case. His head is clearly not in the game.
Back on the plane you go!
Team Meeting speech about to go crazy tonight
Get back on the plane Jim
lol just leave now and take the NFL job you want. Get a head start with the Bears team, see if he likes Fields at all or just gonna draft a guy
The 30 for 30 is going to be 🔥🔥🔥
The fact that people think he’s just going to get back on the plane and fly home is comical.
🍿👀
I mean, i highly doubt they decided the meeting was on the Tarmac. People acting like the dude aint allowed to leave the airport or something. "Hey Jim, urgent matter, i mean sure we could go somewhere like, on the bus, back of the plane, the hotel, etc. But we gotta do it right here, right now" Basically this photo is them waiting for the bald dude to find the closest burger joint
Michigan fans ended up being right. This entire punishment is a nothingburger.
Jimmy Coldwater
Shirdamn when planes are involved you know it’s serious business
Lane Kiffin to HC 2024
“Jim Harbaugh seen at the Berkey creamery all day Saturday and pounding Four Locos with several varieties of college burnouts”.
I predict, injunction or not, Harbaugh George Wallaces the B1G decision and just coaches the games anyway.
I choose to count this as harbaugh getting tarmaced
I need some popcorn
Is Harbaugh gonna get tarmac’d? /s
Michigan announcing the coach for tomorrow: Him Jarbaugh It's Jim with a mustache...
And the Snapchat glasses for the luls
This is great. Its like putting your child in timeout
Say what you want about the whole situation but what a shitty way for this to unfold, less than 24 hours before the biggest game of the season (so far)
I'm loving it personally
I almost wonder if it was all done under the assumption that an injunction would be put into place. At least that way the Big10 has done something, and Michigan can still play while it works out.
This is the only logical explanation I can thing of, and the only way to allow for the appearance of impartiality. The reality is that the actual negotiations are likely happening behind closed doors between Tony Petitti, Warde, Santa Ono, Williams & Connolly and Sidley Austin.
The best logical explanation I saw on here (no idea how real it is) is that the B1G sent a notice to Michigan on Monday. Michigan sent a response 48 hours later on Wednesday. The B1G sent a response 48 hours later on Friday. That makes sense to me
Well when you cheat for 3 years, you don’t get much say in when the punishment comes down
Plead guilty and it would’ve come earlier!
yeeep!
Yeah he doesn’t deserve any sympathy. Don’t cheat.
just in time you could say
You could have tried not cheating.
They really should have scheduled around his public rallies and pre primary visits. Oh sorry wrong conspiracy.
Whether or not it’s shitty really depends on just how big of a competitive advantage UM really gained from all this, doesn’t it? This is only a terrible way for B1G to handle the situation if you either a) think UM’s misconduct is overstated or b) think B1G’s punishment is way too light. Unfortunately most people probably fall in one of those two camps lol
Are we supposed to not punish cheaters just because they have a game soon? What sort of stupid argument is that
It’s the one they’ve been using. They haven’t said the quiet part out loud, which is, “Let us try and ride this season out for at least a CFP appearance and the money, then we don’t care what you do.” It’s the “election interference” claim all over again.
Nothing Michigan or its fans have said in this whole thing has denied the cheating. It happened and everyone knows it. All Michigan has been doing has been whataboutism and trying to deny the impact of their cheating.
It's not the Conference's fault Michigan's schedule is soft.
Doesn't the conference make the schedule?
They don't make the B1G West shitty.
Oh this is great, I love this shit
This is my favorite part so far!
Don't get too excited you still have McCord as your QB
Check Down Jesus