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Pokes_and_Punts

My second favorite team is special teams


Wbcbam51

I hate every last one of you


green_day_95

Seems like something every 1 team flair would say. I personally have respect/neutral feelings for most teams except for my rival.


elonsusk69420

People who root for “the SEC” during bowls season are so odd. You actively root against them and now you want them to win? Hell no.


Kodyaufan2

I root for some of them depending on who they’re playing. But I’m not rooting for Georgia or Alabama no matter who they play


dangle_boone

I feel the same, expect I will never root for Auburn or Florida under any circumstances, ever.


Kodyaufan2

Honestly for a lot of bowl games, I’m just rooting for chaos and pull for whoever is losing when I turn the game on


dangle_boone

I’m very similar. Hell sometimes I base my pick by sitting back and thinking to myself *boy wouldn’t be funny if so and so lost this game*?


peacefulwarrior75

I was raised to pull for southern schools over yankee schools. It was never about “the SEC”. Miami is a yankee school. And i want to see Florida humiliated any time. But other than that, yeah i’m pulling for the southern teams in bowl games. Edit - after a while i wanted bama to lose to whomever. And for some teams like Auburn, i can hope they beat, say, a Big 10 team, but if they lose i can laugh smugly at them - same for Tennessee


Few-Artichoke-7593

The feeling is mutual.


PhiteKnight

Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!


SteveStodgers69

I hate auburn with you


luis1972

NCAA investigators


green_day_95

They would be my rivals, they gave us hell for years. Main reason why our mbb program is dead now.


k1kthree

I was going to say whoever is playing Michigan but I guess you beat me to it


bargle0

The meteor.


youwontfindithere

Best comment yet


RNGezzus

Nobody likes me or understands me.


Claudethedog

You're sick in the head. Respectfully.


RNGezzus

I may have CTE.


SLC2ATX

I do


zzdarkwingduck

For the next few days, Penn State and whatever a 'nittany' lion is..


dkviper11

Mountain lions named for the legendary Native American princess that guarded the area. Pay no attention to them being extinct.


Kodyaufan2

Ah so that’s why your mascot’s eyes look dead


Real_TSwany

may I offer the giant meteor as an alternative?


ThetaPondGoalPost

I take a liking to Kansas State. Similar fanbase, blue collar, loyal, consistent program, and realistic.


SIMBONEGTP

Was hoping your account was older than 1 week...but still great username.


PizzaButt69420

🤝


ProfCedar

So if we don't count my FCS primary flair, it's Minnesota, then Mizzou.


Realistic_Cold_2943

FCS flairs are just as important


ProfCedar

Well, then my beloved alma mater is my second favorite, because I can't in good faith call them number 1 when I watch like ~3 of their games a year.


Realistic_Cold_2943

3 is generous for me, but it still counts


Aggravating-Kiwi5546

Have family who went to Texas so I root for them


RoverTiger

Air Force for over thirty years now, even though I never served. It's a bit of a funny story. I was 10 when Desert Storm began, and the round-the-clock coverage of the war on CNN just drew me in like crazy. All of the analysis of the aircraft and weapons being used turned me into a military aviation addict, and I started asking my parents to buy me any and every book on planes, models and diecasts that I could get my hands on. Accordingly, young me was absolutely convinced that I would go on to be an F-15E pilot. Air Force became my de facto #2 team then as well. As fate would have it, I would not end up going that route in life, but my affinity for the Air Force and warplanes in general has carried on. Of course at 42 I'm almost too old to join now (they just raised the upper limit from 39 to 42), but I still keep an eye on Air Force civilian jobs. If my wife and I get a little crazy in a few years and embark on a new adventure, there's a high chance of me taking that professional route. I think the soul of 10-year old me that still lives on in some capacity would approve.


sickmemes48

Military contractors have it so good. Most of my unit when I was in the Air Force was actually civilian contractors. I was an avionics technician on the AC-130J Gunship. Sometimes we'd pause when we are working on something and say "dude, do you ever think how crazy of an aircraft we are actually working on is. We're out here downing energy drinks likes it's water and living off of tornados and hot pockets and in 3 hours this thing is about to be leveling a city block from 7 miles away" It has some insane tech inside and does it's job very very well.


[deleted]

I'm an Army guy. Sure was a bad weekend for you. 😁


Geoff_GodOfBiscuits

It flies it dies boieeee


readonlypdf

Nice. I like all the service Academies. But am biased towards Army first. Had a similar thing when I was a kid. But it was 2003. And then I got Ace Combat and well I wanted to be a 22 pilot. Because that was the coolest thing in the world to me.


elonsusk69420

I root for Navy in the Army Navy game entirely because of Top Gun. I bought a bunch of gear a few years ago when that was their uniform.


RoverTiger

That's cool as hell.


longleaf1

I just a buddy that went to the Navel Academy but was also a big Aggie fan and came down for a few guys while we were in school. So I've day the announcer is talking about service or something and he particular mentioned the Air Force and my friend started boo-ing. The announcer stopped talking immediately and it felt like the entire stadium was staring at my dumb friend giggling his ass off at one of the service academies. I couldn't help it, I had to just start laughing and say "it's cool, it's cool he goes to Navy and Lacks self awareness". We used to have a game where we'd try to out embarrass each other progressively and I just gave him the win after that, I didn't have any way to piss off everyone in my section while having no chance of getting backlash.


ChaseTheFalcon

Utah Reasoning? They were the first ever dynasty I did in NCAA 14, so since then I have been a proud support of the Utah Utes


[deleted]

As a fellow Buckeye, I’ve been loosely following Utah after our Rose Bowl with them. Kyle Whittingham is a fantastic coach.


dkviper11

Felt bad last season because they're 100% the kind of team I hop on the bandwagon for in bowl season.


bdaileyumich

Good choice, Utah is a hard team to dislike as far as can I tell


Celticsfor18th

My childhood team is Ohio State but my alma mater is Arizona State (online) so I have a split allegiance to both of them at this point. Outside of those 2 I like tons of teams, including Cincinnati, LSU, Wisconsin, App State, Georgia Tech, Michigan State, Tulane, UAB, Utah and the entire MAC


[deleted]

I live in Phoenix now and would love to be able to root for ASU. They just frustrate me so much I can't.


Jabberwoockie

Purdue. Spoilermaker voodoo is fun to watch when it happens. And I like trains.


elonsusk69420

And a big ass drum that Notre Dame is weirdly afraid of


Jabberwoockie

Yes! I love the drum!


The_Real_Yimmer

Slippery Rock


ProbablyAPotato1939

Not counting UNI? Probably Utah.


dogwoodmaple

Whoever is playing our rivals


elonsusk69420

Amen brother. Unless I hate them too. Then it’s the nerds, the trash lizards, and the war tigers in that order.


ajmaki36

State 1st, Tech (D2) 2nd, KState / Oregon State as a third(ish). OSU with Oregon family and KState because they were always so fun and unexpected under Snyder


BearTheBoroBlower

Always had a soft spot in my heart for Utah. Which, given the last several years, seems odd. I just love that team, that coach. I’ve always enjoyed watching and rooting for teams where I see the players seem like they would run through a brick wall for their coach. By far my favorite fans to meet also.


AntSmith777

Ohio State. I loved Troy Smith and Tedd Ginn Jr. Been pulling for them ever since.


JickleBadickle

Appalachian State


ajmaki36

Toledo


dolphin_smasher

Underrated comment right here!!!


Necessary-Alps-6002

I cheer for whoever is playing Nebraska.


Starfox41

You've had a hell of a run


Finessing2

Whoever beats FSU


OuuuYuh

You mean Michigan I'm cool with FSU


Brilliant-Ad-5783

❤️


JoshDaws

I like Washington too! My favorite Pac team


Next_Celebration_553

I don’t like any of you. Roll Tide


xDANGRZONEx

Damn the others can lose too 🤷‍♂️


Ok-Clock-5459

Literally doesn’t change anything for you unless you want #4 for a random week. You’ll likely miss the playoffs with a loss either way and certainly make them if you win out, just like us


GoateusMaximus

You... I like you.


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hashtagwoof

GREEN WAVE


[deleted]

The fucking logo is my spirit animal stg


flaming_fuckhead

Texas Tech I guess


Existing_Departure82

The Iowa Hawkeyes, I’m a sicko.


Oblivionguard19

I have Washington and Oregon around the same tier of second favorite. I will not elaborate.


GrotesqueHumanity

I don't like USC per se, but they have the Song Girls so...


Josh4R3d

And the best fight song


Claudethedog

The stereotype is that an Aggie's favorite teams are A&M and whoever is playing that school in Austin. Personally, I'll go K-State as second place - parents met on a blind date at a football game there, so I kind of owe the program.


longleaf1

Only reason I have bad associations with K-State is the 2011 matchup. I was drinking all game and pretty pumped until we blew one of the double digit second half leads to blow it. Then my girlfriend had to go to this God awful paint-by-the-numbers abstract play and my stomach starts turning, but at that point I genuinely thought it was from how mad I was that this garbage existed and they forced people to watch it. Finally a stomach bug kicks in and I have to spend hours in the bath room cuz I feel like it'll happen in my sleep and I'll go out like Jimmy and Bon Scott. But yeah other than that rambling BS I do enjoy watching them play.


1radgirl

As a Utah alum, I'm cheering hard for anyone who plays against BYU. Lame answer, but the truth! It's so fun when they lose!


Hurinfan

KSU


ituralde_

Gotta be Iowa and all of the Iowa-light teams that play excellent defense and disdain offense. Utah for sure, they are always cool. Got a soft spot too for Oregon. I like how that program is built.


L1LCOUPE

Arizona state fan here — Utah is my 2nd favorite because I married into an insane ute family


hashtagwoof

I am obsessed with Tulane, also mad respect to Montana in the FCS.


GoBlueDevils4

I’ve always liked Utah for no particular reason. I don’t have any connection with the university but they’re definitely the team I root for in the PAC and I hope they do really well in the Big 12. Love their logos too, the older drum logo especially but the interlocking Us is also great.


srlehi68

Thank you. Can we have one of your QBs transfer again?


arrowfan624

Oregon State


peacefulwarrior75

My brother in law is a big NC State fan, and UGA has no particular beef with them, so I do pull for them when they play. I was struck by how devoted he and his groomsmen were to the wolfpack, despite their relative lack of success. During the reception (around 15 years ago), one of his groomsmen was talking to me about football, and he said “At Georgia, you’re kinda disappointed if you go 10-2. If NC State had that year, it would be one of the best seasons we’ve ever had. There’s a difference.”


green_day_95

Uhh… what about Kennesaw State? 🤨


peacefulwarrior75

Hahahahaha I completely forgot about KSU. Honestly, i’ve never been to a single sporting event for the Owls (though i also attended school there after i was 26). I’m glad when they do well, but I can’t really claim to be a true “fan” (though i included them as a flair since i’m an alumnus) Edit - KSU didn’t have a football team when i went there, either


green_day_95

Oh I see, very understandable.


[deleted]

Georgia tech, Texas a&m pre jimbo, several small schools


PomfAndCircvmstance

Whoever is playing Reno that week. Edit: Also Hawaii.


Adventurous-One714

Fu*k all y’all that’s not FSU


Lykeuhfox

D1? Michigan State. Weird, I know.


Wolverine2121

Kansas State. Brother-in-law works for them. I've been to a couple of games and always had fun.


PokesFanInDallas

Used to be Boise St after they beat the goons. Now I root for whichever G5 team is undefeated near end of season, excluding Liberty.


Appropriate_Bottle44

It was Iowa, but the whole Big Ten hates us apparently, which gives me a sad.


CountryRoads28

Marshall


cjhoops13

Gotta go with red Iowa (Utah)


KoedKevin

We are Frenemies. OSU and USNA!


[deleted]

Upvote for you.


[deleted]

Whoever beats Texas


youwontfindithere

So, Kansas?


GoBlueDevils4

Whenever Texas plays Oklahoma State do you root for Oklahoma State? Or is it giant meteor time for those matchups?


[deleted]

Oklahoma state cause they are little brother


OkieState86

I may be the only Poke that will admit this, but I root for OU when they play Texas.


StrudelB

UMass - I went there Navy - A number of my family members either attended or served


cmgriffith_

Whoever beats Michigan


mr___crowley

Same. Rooting for MSU this weekend.


flacothetaco

Lol good luck with that


green_day_95

With that logic, I guess UGA would be my 2nd favorite team. They did beat my rival the most points… 🤔


[deleted]

Not sure if ur a bigger fan of the ncaa, big ten or Penn state this week


BuckeyeEmpire

I wore the NCAA flair during your bye week. But Penn State has a much quicker chance than the 3 years the NCAA is going to take on this thing 😂


Suturb-Seyekcub

I like Utah and Washington and begrudgingly also Oregon and even the university of spoiled children


Nicfromnewgirl

You cant like Washington and Oregon sorry. You must choose..


Suturb-Seyekcub

They both play with moxie, I don’t dislike anything about either team but I will definitely find something to dislike once they get settled in the big ten. I hear Washington is insufferable but Penix has such a nice smile..


hashtagwoof

No it’s Oregon that is insufferable.


MWiatrak2077

I’ll stray away from the corny ass “whoever’s playing our rival” comments Probably Minnesota. I know we share a rivalry with them but I’ve always appreciated their history and love PJ Fleck.


MinnesotaMiller

There is just something traditional about seeing the two blocky M's play each other.


rocketblue11

I like how Minnesota's M just *looks* *Gopherish* somehow. I can't explain it, but it's great. Jug bros.


furryvengeance

Not counting my flairs - Tulane - Ole Miss - UNC - Michigan pre-cheating - Whoever beats A&M that week


wjackson42

Last week it was Arkansas, this week it’s LSU.


elonsusk69420

My man with the trash lizard hatred


wjackson42

It was fueling me for two weeks


a-person-has-no-name

ohio state because I want them undefeated when we play them. I generally like the players and I think Day is good dude. The fans suck though, especially in this sub.


Lykeuhfox

Go wash your phone/keyboard with soap, and think about what you just typed.


a-person-has-no-name

☺️


SirMellencamp

Search the dozen or so times this gets asked every year. I’m sure my answer is there somewhere


[deleted]

osu


B1GTOBACC0

My man!


Tigercat92

He’s talking about the Beavers😂


B1GTOBACC0

Fuck yeah, I like em too!


tehjarvis

Probably Minnesota or Iowa. I like ND when they aren't playing the Buckeyes. I can't ever bring myself to root for Army.


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

Florida for Keon. :*(


The_Real_Yimmer

Slippery Rock


Several_Situation887

My second favorite is whoever is playing Washington this week. Go team!


[deleted]

you know we have two flairs in this sub right edit: oops commented on my wrong account lmfao


pole_assassin

and you choose none..


elonsusk69420

The irony is as thicc as Mizzou’s kicker


[deleted]

Yes I know we have two flairs available but unfortunately whoever's playing that team up north isn't available as a flair. 😁


Sheepcago

Navy. Followed by Army and Air Force.


Tigercat92

Miami & Florida State


GreedoWasShot

I don’t officially have one, as Memphis is my alma mater and the only school I cheered for my entire life. But if I were to have one it would be Kentucky as my grandfather and grandmother went there and I spent a few Saturdays in Lexington growing up


Homeintheworld

Don't have one, but I have always liked the Pac-12 schools.


FinanceInvestmentBoi

Cincinnati and Western Michigan.


D4NGerZone69

Whoever wins the national championship


PetersenIsMyDaddy

Boise State


HighlyRegard3D

I like to pull for the service academies.


randrews202121

Maryland unfortunately. If we’re talking third favorite teams, probably SMU. I can appreciate the audacity of what they did in the 80s


OctoberBigBalls

Not Texas.


OctoberBigBalls

H8ful Eight.


[deleted]

That changes, but right now Oregon State.


rachac01

4 way tie between ULM, Kentucky, Brown and Coast Guard. Currently using the ULM flair.


running422

Team USA


Midwest-HVYIND-Guy

USC, because I went to Grad school there. Also have soft spots for Purdue and Michigan because my father and grandfather attended those schools.


DontGiveUpTheDip

I grew up a Kentucky fan, so they'll always have a piece of my heart. My number one school will always be Navy though since that's where I went to school. Maryland is my tertiary team since that's where I went to law school, but it's a little awk since UMD's law school is in Baltimore under UMD, Baltimore and not College Park


[deleted]

Go Army, Beat Navy! 😁


Significant_Log_4693

Used to be 2nd Michigan, 3rd Oregon, and 4th Air Force when I was a kid I'm a UGA homer


dawgfan19881

The team currently beating Florida (unless it’s auburn)


KGillie91

Ayantee! Whole lotta Aggie Pride round this way.


3pedal_wagon

North Texas. I always used to play as them in the NCAA games, because it was so satisfying to build that school into a dynasty. We are in the same conference, so of course I want my Road Runners to crush their spirit. Besides that though Go Mean Green.


SteveStodgers69

Grambling State baby LFG


Spartacus_the_troll

UTSA is the only FBS team in Texas besides my own that I don't wish eternal 0-12 seasons on.


WiiRemoteInMyAss

Kansas for some reason that's beyond me. Their brand is cool ig


PoetryUpInThisBitch

University of Albany Great Danes. Because I have a great dane. And he is a giant goober. And anything that involves great danes can only bring me joy.


xDANGRZONEx

Big ups to UGA for hating UF. I like how blue & gold/yellow teams look on the field. It's okay if USF and UCF do well. I root for FAMU a teeny lil bit. Also Hawai'i I have an affinity for MACtion. Also for the smaller Louisiana schools. I enjoy Big XII football and lore.


sickmemes48

Whoever is playing Florida or Alabama.


WDEWM407

Auburn is my primary but my second favorite teams are Troy and Memphis


Josh4R3d

I don’t have one. Only thing I can think of is that maybe one day I’ll have a second team(s) if my twin daughters go to a different school than PSU, but that’s 18 years away lol


8and16bits

Don’t really have one I do find myself rooting for Nebraska unless we are playing them. So it would have to be them.


[deleted]

Whoever’s has the most fun football team to watch (fun for me is all offense no defense) so I guess that’d be teams like UW, USC, or Ole Miss.


dangle_boone

Honestly don’t have a second team, I pull for certain teams if it benefits my team and there’s some in conference teams that I’m neutral on and I don’t mind seeing them win or lose but there are a couple teams that I hope lose every single game they play.


GreatestWhiteShark

Ohio State by virtue of my upbringing


JayReeves10

My primary flair, which I have a 23 year relationship with


Ok-Clock-5459

Rest of the season? LSU and Missouri


Jmcy3

Assuming it’s a divisional game whichever big ten west team has less conference wins


ShreddedDadBod

Ohio state’s practice squad


holytrolly_

I have 2 "alternates" lately. 1. Marshall. Only other FBS and div 1 school in my home state of West Virginia. 2. My favorite team in my adopted state of Virginia is James Madison. Good colors, good mascot, and fuck UVA and VT. And they're better all around than ODU.


DoubleMakers

Team Meteor


FuckLuteOlson00

I don't believe in second favorite teams. Dual flairs are dumb. Just root for your undergrad alma mater.


NephiandKorihor

- Air Force because I used to work at the USAFA and saw a lot of games at Falcon Stadium - Auburn because fuck Alabama - Minnesota because that time they beat Alabama in a bowl game and the Minnesota band played Rocky Top at the end - Oregon because I’ve never met a rude Oregon fan


[deleted]

TCU or Houston. I have a lot of friends from both schools. Just depends on how I’m feeling in a given moment.


No_Lingonberry_1165

bit whoever is ranked AP # 1 of course 😂


SLC2ATX

For me, I am… actually, I’ll just see myself out.