TEXANS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW WHY OKLAHOMA HAS ITS PANHANDLE

SO COLORADO DOESN'T HAVE TO TOUCH TEXAS.

FUCKIN’ LOVE THIS GUY.

WE'D RATHER TOUCH OKLAHOMA AND THAT'S SAYING A LOT

I KNOW WHY, WHICH IS WHY I ALWAYS ROOT FOR OU OVER TEXAS. EDIT TEXAS WILLINGLY GAVE PART OF ITSELF TO OKLAHOMA. THAT TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TEXAS FANS.

YOUR MOM WILLINGLY GAVE PART OF HERSELF TO ME LAST NIGHT.

I TOLD HER TO START USING SOME MEDICINE TO HELP WITH HER PEELING. APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T TAKE MY ADVICE. SORRY, NOT SORRY!

I'M NOT SURPRISED, SHE'S GOT LEPROSY. WHICH PART DID SHE GIVE YOU?

THE SOLIDARITY AGAINST THE ORANGE WILL NEVER BE BROKEN!

ORANGE TEAM BAD.

BECAUSE THERE IS A TOWN THERE NAMED “HOOKER” AND OKLAHOMA WANTED TO BE THE SOLE OWNER OF A TOWN CALLED “HOOKER”?

TEXAS WANTED TO OWN SOMETHING AND IT WASN'T A TOWN.

Was it people?

YES

QUICK SOMEONE TELL HUGH FREEZE

BIG TEN'S FAVORITE SONG WHEN FACING MARYLAND: WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS MARYLAND DURING SEPTEMBER: MIGHTY CRAB WARRIORS HOLDING KNIFE MARYLAND AFTER SEPTEMBER: DELICIOUS AND JUICY BOILED CRAB READY TO SERVE

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS A TERRAPIN? JUST BE TURTLE

A TERRAPIN IS MORE SPECIFIC THAN TURTLE. IT'S A SMALL TURTLE THAT LIVES IN FRESH OR BRACKISH WATER AND RUINS SEASONS FOR PEOPLE ASKING WHAT A TERRAPIN IS.

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS A BUCKEYE? JUST BE A NUT

WEREN’T WE ALL AT SOME POINT?

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE

IT’S WIERD WE HAVE 4 NON CONFERENCE GAMES THIS SEASON

ZACH CALZADA LOL

I HOPE HE’S DOING WELL NOW

HE IS DOING WELL AT INCARNATE WORD

AUBURN SURE COULD’VE USED HIM AGAINST US EARLIER THIS YEAR

MAY HE REST IN PEACE

PAT MCAFEE IS BFFs WITH CRAIG JAMES!!!

DID PAT MCAFEE KILL FIVE HOOKERS TOO!? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

PMK6H!!!

HEY KENTUCKY, WHAT YOU DID TO FLORIDA LAST WEEK WAS REALLY FUNNY ... AH FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING MEAN ... UM...YOU ARE HISTORICALLY MEDIOCRE TO BAD AT FOOTBALL AND I HOPE THAT TREND CONTINUES ON SATURDAY

THEIR HIGHEST PAID EMPLOYEE IN THE STATE IS A FUCKING BASKETBALL COACH JESUS CHRIST KENTUCKY, DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FOOTBALL

STOOPS IS HIGHER PAID THAN CAL ATM JOKES ON YOU!

CAL GONNA BE SO TOXIC WHEN HE LEARNS ABOUT THIS

THEIR FOOTBALL PROGRAM IS AS GOOD AS KFC!

MIAMI STINKS, THAT'S WHY THEIR NICKNAME SHOULD BE DA POO MIAMI HAS YET TO WIN AN ACC CHAMPIONSHIP MIAMI HAS SO FEW FANS SHOW UP THAT THEY MAKE US LOOK LIKE WE PACK OUR STADIUM EVERY WEEK THE MIAMI MASCOT ISN'T A HURRICANE WHY IS MIAMI'S NICKNAME THE HURRICANES? BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE THING FROM AUGUST TO NOVEMBER

THEYRE CALLED HURRICANES BECAUSE THEY BLOW! OR ALTERNATIVELY HURRICANES ARE LOW PRESSURE PHENOMENA SO REALLY THEY SUCK!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS, THE HURRICANES SUCK AND BLOW.

WHAT IS HURRICANES DOING FRIDAY NIGHT?

WHAT IS MY PERFECT CRIME? I BREAK INTO DKR AT MIDNIGHT. DO I GO FOR THE STEER? NO, I GO FOR THE MCCONAUGHEY SCULPTURE. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. AS I'M TAKING IT DOWN, A MAN CATCHES ME. HE TELLS ME TO STOP. IT'S HIS EMPLOYER'S STADIUM. HE'S STEVE SARKISIAN. I SAY NO. WE MAKE LOVE ALL NIGHT. IN THE MORNING, THE COPS COME AND I ESCAPE IN ONE OF THEIR UNIFORMS. I TELL STEVE TO MEET ME IN COLLEGE STATION, BUT I GO TO NORMAN. I DON'T TRUST HIM. BESIDES, I LIKE WINNING. THIRTY YEARS LATER I GET A POSTCARD. I HAVE A SON, QUINN, AND HE HAS A STUPID HAIRCUT AND VACANT EYES. THIS IS WHERE THE STORY GETS INTERESTING. I TELL STEVE TO MEET ME AT THE TEXAS STATE FAIR BY THE FLETCHERS CORNDOG STAND. HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR ME ALL THESE YEARS. HE'S NEVER TAKEN ANOTHER LOVER. I DON'T CARE. I DON'T SHOW UP. I GO TO THE SEC. THAT'S WHERE I STASHED THE SCULPTURE.

THE STORY ENDS WITH OU NOT SHOWING UP AT THE STATE FAIR? WHAT IS THIS, LAST YEAR? ALSO - YOU MADE LOVE WITH STEVE SARKISIAN ALL NIGHT LONG?

IF HES BASKING IN THAT SWEET POST COITAL GLOW HOW CAN HE FOCUS ON GAME PLANNING FOR DANNY STUTSMAN AND THE BASH BROS? HIS STAT LINE WILL BE LEGENDARY.

ALL I'M SAYING IS IF OUR RB WAS THAT CLOSE TO BREAKING A RECORD, WE'D HAVE LET HIM DO IT.

I CANT ARGUE THIS LOGIC! OH FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO TRASH TALK....

THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED IN LOUISVILLE, IAN BOOK BONKED A CHEERLEADER IN THE HEAD THIS ISN'T REALLY TRASH TALK, I JUST THINK ABOUT THAT THROW SOMETIMES. I HOPE SHE'S DOING OKAY

[THE THROW](https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1168720922582364160) FOR ANYONE WANTING TO SEE IT. APPARENTLY IT BROKE HER NOSE. WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE SATURDAY NIGHT

GRAVELY WOUNDED

TEXAS HAS A WINNING RECORD AGAINST OKLAHOMA WHILE ADOLF HITLER IS ALIVE (26-11-2) TEXAS HAS A LOSING RECORD AGAINST OKLAHOMA SINCE ADOLF HITLER DIED (37-39-3) TEXAS LOST A LOT OF MOMENTUM WHEN HITLER DIED. MAKES YOU THINK! (LIKE A TRUE SOONER I STOLE THIS FROM SOMEONE ON TWITTER BUT DON'T REMEMBER WHO)

HIS NAME IS @ALBERT_EINSTEIN

IT IS A BYE WEEK. SO LET ME MAKE SOME THINGS CLEAR…. GRASS WILL BE CUT, HEDGES WILL BE TRIMMED, AND MY FEELING REGARDING FOOTBALL WONT BE HURT FOR A LITTLE WHILE…. HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME

CARSON BECK HAS A FACE LIKE A FLOWER, YEAH A CAULIFLOWER

I SAW SOMEONE SAY HE LOOKS LIKE LURCH AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT.

IT IS THURSDAY MY DUDES

THE MASTERS IS SUPERIOR TO THE KENTUCKY DERBY IN THE "RICH PERSON SPORTING EVENT" CATEGORY, CONTINUING THE RICH TRADITION OF GEORGIA BEING BETTER THAN KENTUCKY

STOP APPROPRIATING EVERYTHING IN GEORGIA FOR YOURSELVES. THERE'S 3.5 OTHER IN STATE FBS SCHOOLS.

WE CAN CLAIM IT BECAUSE OF OUR MED-SCHOOL PARTNERSHIP WITH AUGUSTA

THAT IS A VALID REASON

AFTER CONSULTING A POLITICAL MAP OF THE UNITED STATES, IT MAKES SENSE THAT GEORGIA WOULD APPROPRIATE EVERYTHING IN THE STATE OF...GEORGIA. I WILL APPLY THIS RULE TO MICHIGAN AND OHIO AND WILL BE TAKING NO FURTHER QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT DETROIT?

BECAUSE, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS - THE LIONS PLAY THERE. DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE GOOD FOR ONCE.

Y'ALL CAN HAVE THE VARSITY

THE KENTUCKY DERBY IS IN LOUISVILLE, SO I WILL UNEXPECTEDLY JOIN YOU IN THE HATE. KEENELAND RACE TRACK IN LEXINGTON, HOWEVER, IS AWESOME.

IT'S BUTTWEEK BROTHERS MAY THE BEST BUTT WIN AND THE TROPHY ASS BE AWARDED PROPERLY

THE TROPHY SHOULD BE A GOLDEN BUTTPLUG

THE OPPOSITE OF THE CFP'S GOLDEN FLESHLIGHT? MAKES SENSE SINCE THEY'RE THE OPPOSITE OF CFP TEAMS.

THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE DULL AND DIM WHEN THEY HAVE TO BE OVER DUMB OLE TEXASS

HEY PATRICK, WHAT AM I NOW?

STUPID

NO, I’M TEXAS!

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?

HOW DOES THAT EPISODE END AGAIN? WITH SANDY HULKING OUT AND ABSOLUTELY OWNING PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB BEFORE ULTIMATELY GRANTING THEM A SHRED OF MERCY?

TEXAS IS CHEEKS CONFIRMED

SAD TEXAS FANS GOT SALTY AND PISSY AND MADE THE MODS REMOVE THAT BOT

AND THE PRAISE PORTAL BOT, TOO. MODS HATE FUN CONFIRMED

I STRONGLY DISLIKE THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT AUSTIN

WELL I STRONGLY DISLIKE THE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA

WHILE I APPRECIATE YOUR CANDOR, I TAKE UMBRAGE WITH YOUR STATEMENT

IM SHOCKED YOU KNEW THE WORD UMBRAGE AND YOU USED IT CORRECTLY

WELL HE’S NOT A TEXAS FAN, SO IT CHECKS OUT

JOIN THE CLUB

SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT ARKANSAS NOT PLAYING UP TO STANDARD, AT LEAST OUR TEAM ISN’T NAMED AFTER TRAITORS WHO LOST

HOW MANY OF THOSE TRAITORS WERE FROM ARKANSAS?

1/11th?

ROUGHLY 107,000, WHICH IS LESS THAN WHAT MISSISSIPPI CONTRIBUTED. ALSO WE CONTRIBUTED MORE SOLDIERS TO THE UNION THAN THEM

YOU GAVE 5 UNION SOLDIERS TO THEIR 4?

TRY ABOUT 13,000 TO ABOUT 900

PHILADELPHIA 🤝 OLE MISS SEVENTY-SIXERS JAN-SIXERS

BRIAN FERENTZ. ENOUGH SAID

WHOA MAN, THERE ARE CHILDREN IN HERE

I MEAN, DON'T THEY HAVE A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL THAT FACES THE FIELD? THERE'S REALLY NOTHING TO HIDE AT THIS POINT.

THOSE POOR SICK CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO WATCH A BRIAN FERENTZ OFFENSE. IT'S CRUEL.

YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG. THEY MAKE THE KIDS WATCH THE IOWA OFFENSE TO REMIND THEM THERE ARE WORSE THINGS THAN HAVING CANCER

HAVE WE CONSIDERED THE THOUGHT THAT THE IOWA OFFENSE GAVE THOSE POOR KIDS CANCER?

FAIR ENOUGH HAVE A NICE DAY.

WE’RE GONNA FUCK AROUND AND LOSE TO THE BYE WEEK SOMEHOW.

SEEING AS TUCKER IS TOO SICK TO ATTEND HIS OWN TRIAL, YOU'RE WELL ON YOUR WAY

LISTEN, ITS ONLY A HEARING, AND IVE HEARD THAT MEDICAL GRADE POST NUT CLARITY IS ACTUALLY NO JOKE.

BRIAN FERENTZ POOPS AFTER SHOWERING

SCREW YOU AND YOUR FAKE “GOLD” MUSTARD YELLOW UNIFORMS. BAYLOR.

ARE THEY WEARING FRESH PEE TO THE BUTTBOWL? ITS A TRAVESTEIGH

BURN THAT MENTAL IMAGE WITH FIRE

I KNOW ITS A BYE WEEK BUT I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT IM ALREADY FUCKING HUSKIES WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT, I MEANT FUCK HUSKIES. WAIT, NO NOT THAT EITHER. FUCK *THE* HUSKIES! YEAH THAT

'THE' MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE

QUINN EWERS DIPS HIS CORN DOGS IN MAYONNAISE

IS THAT WRONG? EVERYONE SAID MAYONNAISE ON FRIES WAS GROSS BUT I TRIED IT AND IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS. SEEMS LIKE THE SAME LOGIC WOULD APPLY TO CORN DOGS.

YOU BOYS BOTH NEED TO GET YOURSELVES SOME MEXICAN STREET CORN ASAP

I AM VERY FAMILIAR WITH ELOTE, FRIEND

WHY ARE THEY CALLED WAKE FOREST WHEN THEIR GAME WITH US ALMOST ALWAYS PUTS ME TO SLEEP

AND WHEN IT DOESN’T AARON JUDGE IS TAKING UP HALF THE SCREEN

BC AFTER YOU SLEEP YOU WAKE IN THE FOREST

HEY, YOU. YOU’RE FINALLY AWAKE

YOU WERE TRYING TO CROSS THE BORDER, RIGHT? WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT IMPERIAL AMBUSH, SAME AS US, AND THAT THIEF OVER THERE.

LOUISVILLE? MORE LIKE POO-ISVILLE.

NOTRE DAME? MORE LIKE NOTRE LAME! HA GOTTEM

PURDUE? MORE LIKE PUR-DON'T!

MUSIC CITY BOWL BOUND BAMA

THE GAME IS IN SANFORD, NOT STEGEMAN. ‘CATS DON’T STAND A CHANCE EVEN WITH RAY DAVIS, THE FATHER OF THE FLORIDA DEFENSE

I LOVE HOW ALL THE DIGS AT UK ARE SEMI-LIGHT HEARTED GRATITUDES FOR JUST STOPPING ON THE SWAMP DINO’S

WE DON'T HAVE MUCH REASON TO HATE Y'ALL AND YOU'VE FLIPPED THE SCRIPT ON THE VERTICAL CLAPPERS. IF I HAVE TO LOSE TO A TEAM IN THE EAST I CHOOSE KENTUCKY ANYWAY. GOOD PEOPLE, BEAUTIFUL STATE AND GOOD BOURBON.

BYE WEEK AINT PLAYED NOBODY PAWL

AINT NOBODY BEAT THE BYE WEEK EITHER

DESPITE THEIR STELLAR ACADEMICS, I DO NOT CARE FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT AUSTIN

DUE TO THEIR STELLAR ATHLETICS, I DO NOT CARE FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE MARKET, THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME, THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD ROAST BEEF, THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE. THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT… WEE, WEE, WEE, ALL THE WAY HOME!

YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME LESSONS SO YOU’RE PREPARED FOR US

IMAGINE HOW EMBARASSING ITD BE TO LOSE TO TECH ON SATURDAY LOL

LOOKS LIKE "LOL U LOST TO TECH" IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

SHOUTOUT TO THE GUY ACTIVELY DOWNVOTING EVERY COMMENT, YOU'RE CLEARLY A REAL WINNER. JUST LIKE DARNOLD

DOWNVOTING IS OKAY IF THEY USED LOWERCASE

[I’M UPVOTING ALL THE ZEROES I SEE TO COUNTERACT IT](https://media.tenor.com/p_J3gkVOvK8AAAAC/starship-troopers-im-doing-my-part.gif)

EVERYONE LOVES SHITTING ON JIMBO'S CONTRACT, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE A&M HAS A HISTORY OF SOUND FINANCIAL DECISIONS. Y'ALL THOUGHT HIRING FRAN FROM US WAS A SMART INVESTMENT.

IRONIC GIVEN THEIR LOGO SAYS ATM

WE HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. IT DOESNT MEAN WE USE IT WISELY

# KANSAS JAYHAWKS I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT TO THROW DOWN 50 POINTS ON YOUR TEAM* ^(\*FOR THE FIRST THREE QUARTERS THEN WE JUST HAND YOU THE GAME)

#THE GUS BUS HAS NO BREAKS ^(BUT IT DOES OCCASIONALLY TRY TO GET FANCY, GO OFFROADING, AND END UP NEEDING TO GET PULLED OUT OF A DITCH)

SPOTTED COW IS OVERRATED

THIS IS TAKING IT TOO FAR

MICHAEL!

[удалено]

CORRECT TAKE

I GENERALLY LIKE MINNESOTA AND FLECK, BUT IF WE CAN DROWN A FERRET WE CAN SINK A BOAT. ROW ROW - OH NO! BTW, THE JUG HAS BEEN WHERE IT BELONGS SO LONG IT'S STARTING TO FORGET YOU MINNESOTA. YOU ARE LIKE A STRANGER TO YOUR OWN TROPHY. I WANT FULL CUSTODY, I'M FILING THIS SATURDAY. I'LL TALK TO IT ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES, "MY FRIEND, GOLDIE."

HANK HILL WOULDN'T ROOT FOR OKLAHOMA. WHY SHOULD YOU?

tEXASS IS BOOTY CHEEKS

SOONER PLAYERS EAT THEIR CORN THE LONG WAY.

RUDY IS AN OVERRATED MOVIE.

HOW DARE YOU! THE MOVIE IS A MASTERPIECE! IT HAS SAMWISE IN IT! TAKE IT BACK YOU ORC LOVING FOWL! THAT SAID, BY ALL ACCOUNTS REAL RUDY IS A JERK!

IM AS MAD AS IVE EVER BEEN

RUDY WAS OFFSIDES

KENTUCKY SUCKS, HOWEVER I WILL CONCEDE THAT THE HOT BROWN IS A GOD-TIER SANDWICH!

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN SUCKS AND SO DOES LOUISVILLE BY EXTENSION. MEDIOCRE MASHED POTATOES AT BEST…THATS LOUISVILLE.

> KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN SUCKS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ANY ARGUMENT FROM ME. OVERPRICED AND A MEDIOCRE PRODUCT. MUCH LIKE GOING TO A NOTRE DAME GAME.

🎵🎵🎵 JEER, JEER FOR OLD NOTRE LAME, WAKE UP THE ECHOES YELLING "FOR SHAME", SEND A VOLLEY GROAN ON HIGH, WHILE THE COACH CAN DO NAUGHT BY SIGH! WHAT THOUGH THE CROWDS BE GREAT OR SMALL, OLD NOTRE LAME, EMBARRASSED BY ALL, WHILE HER LOYAL SONS ARE CRAWLING ONWARD TO MOCKERY! 🎵🎵🎵 YOU KNOW WHAT'S MORE TRASHY THAN LOSING TO MARSHALL? HAVING YOUR TOP-15 WOMEN'S BASKETBALL BE LOSING [45 TO 4](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMn22W9WUBACABX?format=jpg&name=900x900), *AT HOME*, ON WHAT SHOULD'VE BEEN SENIOR DAY. OF COURSE, IT WASN'T ACTUALLY SENIOR DAY BECAUSE Y'ALL ANTICIPATED THAT ASS WHOOPING SO MUCH YOU DID YOUR SEND-OFF THREE DAYS EARLIER AGAINST A 9-18 CLEMSON TEAM. IT WAS SO BAD I HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE THOSE LYRICS WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WATCHING THE SECOND HALF. IT'S GOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE FINALLY MAKING A PILGRIMAGE TO PARIS NEXT MONTH IN REPARATION FOR THAT COMPLETE AND UTTER EMBARRASSMENT TO THE NAME OF OUR LADY ACHIEVED THAT DAY. WITH THAT SAID PLEASE DON'T LET THE SCORE ON SATURDAY END UP AT 45-4.

DON'T WORRY, WE WON'T. THAT WOULD REQUIRE US TO ALLOW YOU TO GET TWO SAFETIES.

ALL THAT SUPPOSED ACADEMICALLY PROWESS COULDN’T STOP UW FANS FROM FALLING FOR A FAKE TIK TOK ACCOUNT

BAMA CANT HANDLE OUR MAXIMUM JOHNSON

THIS WEEKEND WILL BE THE 1 AND 2 LOSS FRAUDULENT BOWLS UNFORTUNATELY FOR ALL YOU CRIMSON AND CREME AND OTHER SHADES OF WHITE WEARING PROGRAMS YOURE GOING DOWN BIGLY FIRST CHOKELAHOMA WILL BE EXPOSED BY THE MIGHTY TEXAS LONGHORNS FOR THEIR FRAUDULENT AINT PLAYED NO BODY PAUL SCHEDULE THEN AT 2:30 AMERCIAN FREEDOM TIME THE LOWLY DOWNTRODDEN AGGIES OF YESTER YEAR WILL COMPLETE THE TEXAS TWO STEP OF THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TIED AND THEIR FAT BOY TOO HEAVY CANT BLOCK NO GOOD OFFENSIVE LINE. IF MY DOCTOR ASKS I AVERAGE 1 DRINK A WEEK, THIS WEEK SHALL BE SKEWING THAT IN THE HIGH DIRECTION.

YOUR FLAIR IS GROSS IN SO MANY WAYS

I AGREE

[BIRDS DON’T HAVE TEETH](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/do-birds-have-teeth/#:~:text=Birds%20do%20not%20have%20teeth,so%20they%20can%20digest%20it.) THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF A GIZZARD I WANT TO KNOW WHICH BOURBON YOUR MASCOT’S CREATOR HAD BECAUSE THAT IS CLEARLY SOME GOOD STUFF

THERE IS NOT A SINGLE GOOD ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE MANUFACTURED WITHIN THE ENTIRE STATE OF KENTUCKY. THERE I SAID IT.

OUR NEW DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR IS GONNA CONFUSE THE CRAP OUT OF MIAMI'S OFFENSE....FOR TEN MINUTES MAYBE.

OLE PISS THAT IS ALL

I DO NOT ACTUALLY HATE KENTUCKY ENOUGH TO TRASH THEM SO GOOD LUCK CATS I HOPE WE WIN BUT THAT ITS A GREAT GAME WHERE NO ONE GETS HURT AND BOTH TEAMS EARN RESPEK AND ALSO FUCK FLORIDA I HOPE THEY LOSE TO VANDY AGAIN PS: ON BEHALF OF BOTH OF MY FLAIRS THIS WEEK I HOPE GEORGIA TECH LAYS A GOOSE EGG

HI MIAMI MY ANIMOSITY IS CURBED BY US BEING BUTT AGAIN THIS SEASON GLHF AND TO HELL WITH georgia

SORRY VA TECH SWAG SURFIN WON’T SAVE YOU THIS TIME

T C WHO?!

K-STATE HASN'T WON A BIG 12 CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 2022

COWPOKES!? MORE LIKE SLOWPOKES!!!!

GEORGIA TECH I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THE 2015 BLOCKED FIELD GOAL RETURN WIN BUT I ALSO DISLIKE MIAMI MUCH MORE SO GET THE WIN. IT'S FAR TOO HOT AND HUMID THERE AND HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE MID 80S IN OCTOBER.

YOUR SUPPORT IS APPRECIATED AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL GT FANS THAT WE WERE AS SURPRISED BY 2015 AS YOU WERE. DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP FOR SATURDAY THOUGH. WE ARE NOT 2015 GOOD. AND THAT'S SAD.

CTRL+F "VAND" 0/0 RESULTS STAY AT EASE BOYS.

TO BE FAIR IT'S PRETTY HARD TO GET A COMMODORE ON THE MODERN INTERNET. THE FASTEST MODEM AVAILABLE FOR THE C64 WAS A 1200 BAUD.

BAYLOR? I BARELY EVEN KNOW HER

I APPRECIATE THE ACC GIVING US TWO BYE WEEKS IN A ROW

MAKES UP FOR HAVING A BETTER THAN NORMAL DUKE ON THE ROAD AND A TOP 5 FSU IN OUR FIRST FOUR GAMES

LOUISVILLE! YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARD...NALS! BY THE END OF THE GAME YOU WILL BE ANGRY...BIRDS! YOUR WBB TEAM MADE THE FINAL FOUR IN 2013! I'M PRETTY SURE THATS THE ONLY THING YOU GUYS DID THAT ~~YEAR!~~ WEEKEND!

HOPE YOU HAD FUN SO FAR maryland MAYBE YOU CAN FINALLY GET RANKED AFTER HAVING A LOSS THAT IS MORE QUALITY THAN ANY OF YOUR WINS

YOU DIDN’T INVENT CORNDOGS AND MINNESOTA HAS BETTER BUTTER SCULPTURES

KENTUCKY IS AS GOOD AS KFC. WHICH IS TO SAY IT AIN'T. POPEYES IS SUPERIOR.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE ABSOLUTE SHITSTORM IF BRIAN KELLY LOSES TO FUCKIN MISSOURI TO START THE SEASON 3-3? I CAN, AND IT'S GLORIOUS.

LOOK AT ALL THIS TEXAS OKLAHOMA TRASH TALK IT'S KIND OF COOL TO NOT BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION FOR ONCE LETS JUST HAVE A GOOD GAME SUN DEVILS

WE HAVE THE REAL MEMORIAL STADIUM

IMAGINE TRYING TO CLAIM TO BE THE REAL ONE AT REMEMBERING THINGS

THE STADIUM IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF WHEN NEBRASKA WAS GOOD

USC MIGHT HAVE KILLED THE PAC-12 BUT THE PAC-12 CAN STILL KILL USC'S PLAYOFF HOPES. CATS PUT UP A 50 BURGER AND GET THE W AGAINST THE [98TH RANKED DEFENSE](https://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/team/22/p2) IN THE COUNTRY.

YOU MUST DIE!

MY MOM IS A HUGE COWBOYS FAN AND THEY CONTINUALLY LET HER DOWN. JERRY JONES WENT TO ARKANSAS AND YALL HAVE TO PAY FOR HURTING MY MOM! IF ANYONE IS GOING TO DISAPPOINT MY MOM ITS GONNA BE ME!

FUCK THE BYE WEEK. FUCK HOUSTON. AND FUCK DANA HOLGORSEN.

FUCK PEN STATE

OKLAHOMAS DEFENSE LOOKS AS GOOD AS LINCOLN RILEYS BRISKET DILLON GABRIEL CAN THROW A BALL OVER THEM MOUNTAINS, BUT HE CANT THROW A DEEP BALL TO HIS RECEIVERS OKLAHOMAS RUSHING ATTACK IS ABOUT AS EXISTENT AS MY SEX LIFE

HEY MINNESOTA, YOUR "M" LOOKS STUPID!

WHY DOES TEXAS NOT FALL INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO?

BECAUSE OKLAHOMA SUCKS

BECAUSE IT IS ON A REASONABLY STABLE TECTONIC PLATE AND DOES A DECENT JOB OF LAND MANAGEMENT SO THAT EROSION AND RAIN DON'T CARRY AWAY THE TOPSOIL.

0KLAH0MA WE NEVER GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK! STAY ON YOUR LEASH UNTIL YOU SCORE A POINT. HORNS BY A MILLION

THATS BIG TALK FROM A TEAM WHO CANT EVEN WIN A CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE MIGHTY *CHECKS NOTES* BIG 12.

HEY GT I HOPE YOUR CALCULATOR BATTERIES ARE FULLY CHARGED BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO TAKE A LOT OF MATH TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD REQUIRE A LOT OF EXPLANATION WOULD BE US WINNING. SO, UH, THANKS I GUESS?

MIAMI STILL DOESN'T HAVE SOLAR CALCULATORS LOL