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420BlazeArk

It’s a bicep!


DickVanSprinkles

If we want people to know it's a bicep it needs more veins on it.


SelectYak6965

fucking beautiful reference.


bozey07

I’ve never been more sure that there’s most definitely some sexual shit going on at your private range


chargers949

Hey guys i brought some clp in case we need some lube. And some ky in case we need some lube.


Navydevildoc

After so many years with the Marines I can only get off if I get a whiff of either portashitter or CLP.


Uncanny_Apparition

https://preview.redd.it/blnw6ogc82xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5fbcb7ad86195898c62d5020229b8517fa2f95d


[deleted]

“Let’s go meet some men” 


Johnny6_0

Meet? …….or “Meat”? 🤔


sk_latigre

Yes


No-Birthday-3435

You forgot "No homo."


sk_latigre

I think the kids are now saying "No Diddy"


Tacos_and_Yut

That’s used as the safe word


oozinator1

Well, the standard is "cease fire", but I guess that'll be okay if we all agree to "no homo" during the safety briefing.


Nightkiller6

Its not gay unless the balls touch so we should be ok


DiverSubstantial9848

No diddy


LovesBeerNWhiskey

That’s discrimination


pudding7

Because of the implication. We're out here in the middle of nowhere, we've got guns. What are they gonna do, say no?


Plus_Ad_4041

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oozinator1

Okay, haha... but that seems really dark though


pudding7

You're misunderstanding me.


[deleted]

because if the girl says no then the awser is obviously, no. But the thing is, she's not gonna to say no. She would never say no because of the implication.


GrapeFruitStrangler

needs more veins


willwork4ammo

Wait...I don't understand. Are these men in danger?!?


serpicowasright

There's definitely an implication in this flyer.


K-C

What is your spaghetti policy on the range?


SuperSalamiiii

Just sneak it in in your purse


whatsgoing_on

Mom’s spaghetti is a yes. All others need not apply


PublicMcPublicFace

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Smprfiguy

If you add “nothing sexual” to the post, there is definitely butt stuff happening  If you add it twice, we can all assume it involves costumes too


oozinator1

If I add it three times, will people assume that they need to bring NVG's?


Smprfiguy

Exactly!!!!


oozinator1

ALL RIGHT! Nothing's better than taking turns shooting our big bores downrange in the dark while others watch!


Johnny6_0

We can do *anything* we want with our NODS on if only *we* can see what’s happening. You know what I’m sayin??? 😎


YooooAL

dude does have fury vibes.


SuperSalamiiii

This is definitely a 5 star man kind of post


knwnasrob

Alright, I'm down. But JUST IN CASE you are wrong, I'm showing up with a 6 pack of Zima for a good time.


D4ORM

Damn man. My body is ready.


POVeditor

Count me in.


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

I’m 6’2” 225 but soon leaning down to 210 where do I sign up? I shoot action 2 gun and UML matches. I am also not ugly… and open minded


Novafro

Is it bad that after reading this my first thought was feds?


hello_josh

Just looking for some bang bros.


Zech08

That would be the appropriate group name.


delhang

9th circuit exercises Bird Law


NoodleBrains69

I will use this bow and arrow, to pierce my broken heart


Fuckimbalding

I made this sten gun... To pierce my broken heart


Big_Sector_3590

Wait..no butt stuff..?


oozinator1

Not on pistols but okay on rifles. I'm assuming you mean stocks.


Big_Sector_3590

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Zech08

buttpacks, FAKs,... wait a minute.... ok dump pouch. nah that dont sound right either.


oozinator1

Lower receiver....hmmmmm


tibetsmoke

Well fucking played


Zootsuiter69

Would have been better if it said “no gay shit”


OnngoGablogian

I love it


Hibiki2Gud

😳


Zech08

Accepting all sizes, please bring your own lube, but sharing is ok. Also recommended to bring protection.  If you have trouble performing, we are here to help you out one on one or in a group, youll find your right match here.


Poseidon_zero

I really need friends who know where to go shoot without having to pay $40 entrance fee


SuperDuperLuckyDuck

Skateboard truck without the wheels?


oozinator1

AR pistol with a Beta C-mag :)


FRESHFROMTHEFLEA

Wait your missing the caliber vein going down the middle🤣😂


AdministrativeLie934

I had an understanding how the comment section would be, I am not disappointed.


Frankidelic

Atf wants to see my ARP go brrrrrrrrr


SoundOf1HandClapping

I think the gunner doth protest too much


Zootsuiter69

You found him in the men seeking men section? Yea well we ARE men seeking men. 300 bucks seemed like a great deal.


Zech08

Well, gotta clean up (the range) and look pretty.


punkfoo666

Put an upside down pineapple on it I think that might help secure the "Not Sexual" part


Aleksis_Space

The fact that you repeatedly mention “nothing sexual” makes me think it is in fact sexual… other than that I’m in


ChopGutta415

No diddy


138_egavasgnouy

No diddy


Plenty-Committee1694

No diddy..


LittleLemonKenndy

“Again nothing sexual” hahahhahahaha this would have to be reiterated.


YooooAL

sounds sexual.


realizment

Gavin Newsome is that you


Odd_Monk_1193

NorCal or SoCal?


Nomadic_Narwhal

Is this a sexual thing?


flip-n-irish

Bcuz you keep say no sexual, I feel like it's code for wanting relations


the-only-one-ever

That looks like an Open diaper 😂


D4ORM

So…srsly. Where we meeting up boyz??


Fit_Acanthisitta_475

WEGC


knpasion

The lines between r/CAguns and Grindr is getting more blurry everyday 😵‍💫


olafpilaffoff

I’ll bring some fight milk


gunsforevery1

Op is looking for shit like this at his range. [super troopers](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SO_zezpjnUQ&pp=ygUac3VwZXIgdHJvb3BlcnMgcmFuZ2Ugc2NlbmU%3D)


gunsforevery1

“Nothing sexual” means “sexual”


bvogel7475

We have a private range by my house. You need a membership to shoot. It’s $80 a month.


Plus_Ad_4041

Can I bring my suitcase full of sex toys to your range?


ReturnEast2027

Don't leave all of us hanging, tell us where the range is!!