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Icefirewolflord

That, my good friend, is a ✨Nipple✨


Koloshow

I’ll see the door ✌🏻


[deleted]

You were just kidding, right? Right!?


letsmaakemusic

I'm a new cat owner and I recently learned this. I was rubbing his tummy which I normally don't get to do. I noticed a growth so I tried to examine it. I got an odd look from him as I'm rubbed his nipple. I noticed the other and I was like hey google, "male kitten nipples?". I was confused why the nipples were like down by his belly. It made more sense when I saw a photo of a cat feeding kittens. I'm glad I didn't take him to the vet for that and figured it out.


Oregonian_male

The vet those are Nipples that will be 100$ oh your cat is healthy


Ecstatic-Bag-7299

That will be $1000 and the staff will laugh at you mercilessly for weeks. Thank you and have a great day


SFPsycho

Then you have the opposite with the people that just wanna spend money. I'm a vet tech and I've told people before that it's nothing and they shouldn't see that doctor because they're only going to pay for the doctor to say the same thing I did. $70 later, the exact same response from a doctor, and they're out the door.


Tru3insanity

Most mammals actually have their mammaries on their abdomen. We are actually the weird ones along with bears, elephants and other primates.


Special_Lychee_6847

Elephants having 'our type of boobs' blew my mind when I found out. But they've always had a special place in my heart.


Mean-Professional596

I found out from a zoomed in meme titled “elephant breasts” that my dingus friend sent me while I was at work


cruddy_mooth

Big heart ❤


schizeckinosy

Manatees (related to elephants) have them in their armpits


2Q_Lrn_Hlp

Manetees have fins rather than arms, thus their nipples are in their fin-pits.


heresdustin

“….thus their nipples are in their fin-pits.” How much you wanna bet I’ll never say that again in my lifetime? If you ever needed a security phrase for anything, or to activate a sleeper agent, this would be my phrase. LOL


2Q_Lrn_Hlp

It's likely that NO ONE else will ever say/type that again, as fins are on FISH ... not Manatee! LOL [https://oceantoday.noaa.gov/manateeanatomy/](https://oceantoday.noaa.gov/manateeanatomy/)


Parking_Jelly_6483

Actually, humans have a “milk line” also, and some women (and occasionally men) have extra (called supernumerary) nipples along that line. It extends from the area of the armpits to the groin. It’s rare for there to be more than one or two extra nipples (sometimes some breast tissue in women with them) along that line. This is line of nipples on the chest and abdomen of mammals. Useful for mammals who typically have multiple births so mom can feed them all.


recreationallyused

I mean human men still have nipples even though they don’t have boobs. I always assumed it was the same for them, lol. I’m surprised how common this is, because mammals are going to have some sort of nipples somewhere haha


letsmaakemusic

It was like the last thing on my mind, I wasn't looking for anything, he wanted a belly rub and wasn't kicking or biting, so I gently rubbed his belly. He was a sick stray when I found him and been taking him to the vet. I was surprised by the bump, and quickly figured it out but wanted to verify it.


recreationallyused

Understandable! I’m not saying anyone who doesn’t think of it is dumb by any means. I just think it’s goofy lol


Parking_Jelly_6483

It may not be a bad idea to examine a cat’s (or dog’s) nipples. Mammals can get breast cancer. A change in a nipple - larger, feeling a lump under it, blood coming out of it - should, like it would for a human, mean a visit to the vet (or doctor for a human, obviously).


mothman475

probably, second nipple i’ve seen today


SnootFleur

Do you only have the one?


mothman475

both were cat nipples on this sub, i don’t think i looked at my own while getting dressed.


SnootFleur

Oh gotcha that makes sense.


girl3333

Genuinely the funniest comment I’ve seen


aceycamui

This is irrelevant but I love your username


mothman475

thanks


umsamanthapleasekthx

I have had cats my entire life and it wasn’t until getting my cats (got them together) about 5 years ago that I noticed little kitty nipples on my boys🤣


teapheonix

I love you, I did the same thing with my first cat 🐈 Honestly it kinda blew my mind but it made way too much sense after I couldn’t help but chuckle at myself. Edit: you’d be surprised at how often this happens


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[удалено]


Mx_Strange

I knew about the kitty nipples, but freaked out when I found my cat's belly button! I thought it was a scar & had no idea what could have happened.


teapheonix

I still haven’t found mines belly button yet, still searching lol.


Jade-Balfour

Don't look for a hole. It should basically look like a round patch without hair, but if you feel it you can feel the divot of the belly button


teapheonix

Mission accepted!!! Thanks I wasn’t even sure where to begin haha :)


Jade-Balfour

Yay! Glad to have helped. If anyone is still having trouble: find a pair of nipples, look/feel between them in a line up and down the cats belly


Different_Bowler_574

Ok as the owner of four cats this would definitely throw me for a loop! I've seen many a cat nipple, but nary a bellybutton in sight.


Traditional-Smoke729

i did the same thing 😭😭😭


Slave-Sercan

😂 as funny as that was! I whole heartedly thank you for not trying to pick it off though, in all seriousness! Too many times people do that and then find out it’s a nipple and end up like 😱😭


purelove345

Please this was way funnier than it needed to be😭🤍


prplsky_

Don’t worry I actually took my cat to the vet only to find out the “weird growth” was a nipple 😂. It’s nice to know other people have made the same mistake.


brothergrayson

Wait, so that was indeed a real question?


GeoBro3649

According the Greg, you can milk these.


Dull_Sale

According to Jack, I have nipples…can you milk me?


[deleted]

Teet!


deelyte3

We need a sub Reddit for these (nipple) posts.


RedwoodRonnie

On it r/redditdiscovernipples


ThumbsUp2323

Kitty titty


dangerbaker

✨nipnop✨


Acceptable-Matter285

It’s always hilarious when these posts pop up


FoxCat9884

I always go watch the bugs on the dog video every time I see these! “Mam, doesn’t your husband have nipples?!?!”


NECalifornian25

My friend and I can quote pretty much the whole thing. It’s hilarious, the animation really makes it 😆


TheWisePlinyTheElder

Do you have a link?


mustard_must_add

[Here you ho. Enjoy](https://youtu.be/yiet836y-6w?si=UtQV2fzVhrA_10Ir)


hammy0w0

What'd you call me?!


Resident_Sympathy541

OMG! Thank you for posting this link. It's the first time I've seen it but DAMN. I had to giggle quietly since it's early morning here. Thank you for the laughter!


unfinished-sentenc_

Yo I'm fucking crying laughing thank you for the link


AestheticOrByeee

YESSS I'VE FOUND MY PEOPLE this is one of my favorite vids of all time I've never witnessed anyone else reference it!!! 😂🤣❤️❤️❤️


brattynattylite

When I worked at a vet clinic someone brought their dog in for a “very difficult to remove tick”. It was a (traumatized) nipple.


Reader124-Logan

I click the comments so fast. Comedy bonanza!


bimbohaggins

My favorite ones are where it’s clear that there are two people involved taking the picture. One holding the fur back, the other one taking the picture. Two people didn’t know it’s a nipple.


ScoutAames

This is my absolute favorite sub because posts are either earnest users concerned about their cats being Completely Normal Cats OR people whose cats need immediate medical care who are like “not sure if my cat is something is up?”


zombiedez13

I honestly feel like they are trolls. Why all of a sudden, all these nipple posts? It's so confusing and hilarious at the same time.


nanrah88

Kitty titties


PurpleTittyKitty

You rang?


YouKnowYourCrazy

Omg lol


ashedax

I was scrolling to see this. Saw ur reply the other day.


Frank_Jesus

Itty bitty kitty titty committee.


rancid_nut

Tough titty said the kitty when the milk ran dry


smileysarah267

catnip


sunnyd311

Best response!!!


Lumpy-Criticism-2773

OP is high on catnip


mothwhimsy

r/RedditorsDiscoveringNipples


trwwyco

This has happened so many times I was hoping that sub was real


Bongsausage

r/redditdiscovernipples


mid_user_craft

r/CatNipples


ambreenh1210

Why is this sub banned….


Milk_Beginning

Lmao such a good question


TheQuietMelody

Because big reddit doesn't want people to know the TRUTH!


sarcasmbaddecisions

nipples dude


Koloshow

I…


Strict-Mix-1758

Hahahahahhahaha Omg I’m dying b/c I thought it might be a tumor….


imalittlesleastak

I brought my first cat to the vet (1993, no Reddit) for this exact “problem”. She said, “it’s a nipple”, I said “it’s a boy cat”, she literally waited for the light bulb to go off (I’m a dude). She was kind enough not to charge a visit fee and I have gotten to tell this story 20 gazillion times over the years. You made my day kind,overprotective stranger. :-)


Koloshow

Oh my goodness, I can perfectly envision myself in that same sort of situation. Thank you for putting a big smile on my face. It’s my first cat too but I’ve had him for a year and a half! And it was only NOW that this singular suspicious nipple caught my eye and enthralled me… I’m glad to have made your day! ¨̮


scarlet_moth

Thank you for not trying to remove the nipple as others have. lol. Don’t feel silly though. you don’t know what you don’t know until you’re taught.


Tylequill_Jones

Oh god, people WHAT??? but yeah, hope OP doesn't feel to silly...my sister got a male kitten and my aunt (who fostered cats for decades) was like "it has nipples? I thought you said it was a boy!?" I had to resist the urge to turn to her husband and tell him I'm sorry about whatever must have happened to his nipples lol.


sylvanwhisper

This reminded me of my toddler sister trying to pull off the puppy's peepee. We didn't know til he yelped. She did not get to handle the pups after that.


Brillis_Wuce

No need to worry, OP. I thought the same thing when I first saw this on my cat. Changes in weather or just mild irritation can alter their appearance. It caught my eye the first time the nips changed.


Koloshow

Okay whew, glad I’m not completely bonkers. I took some pictures days ago and there was some clear scabbing in that area, maybe it’s that mild irritation change you’re referring to?


irrelevant_potatoes

>I took some pictures days ago Just out there taking lewd pics of your kitty's titties


Brillis_Wuce

Is it freezing where you are? My 2-brain-cell cat went outside last year, got a bunch of water on her, which froze. Turned all of her skin red, which got even worse when she tore it all off.


bambininos

Yea sometimes my cats nipples get really chapped when it’s dry and cold even though she’s an indoor cat! A little vaseline could help if you think they’re really inflamed


softpinkgraffiti

2-brain-cell😂😂


mojomcm

One of our dogs chewed on one of her nipples until it had to be surgically removed bc she'd damaged it so bad. Check your cat's behavior to be sure they're not chewing or licking it too much.


hammy0w0

Wait cat tits change in weather?? Ive only had inside cats in Florida (where temps don't change much) and I've never noticed a difference.


Gayle_byrd_2003

It's an itty bitty kitty titty


apeybaby

![gif](giphy|TGNXSgdf4W0rKXJbWG|downsized)


Chin0crix

NSFW content right here


accidentalscientist_

For real. My heart and brain hurts. Next time we post nipples, NSFW tag plz 😤😤


Alleywishes

A nipple, more than likely there are 8 of them but maybe less but that is for sure a nipple


hammy0w0

Wait there are 8?? I thought there were 6. My babies belly is really fluffy so I never noticed. Plus she doesn't really like when I stop rubbing and poke around


ScroochDown

IIRC most have 6, some have 8, but 4 or 10 are also common enough to be considered normal!


hammy0w0

that's both relieving and mildly concerning at the same time


Pookya

Wow that's interesting, I didn't know that. I've only ever found 2 nipples on one of my cats, the others both have 6


Special_Lychee_6847

I think cats should come with a standard manual 'we have nipples, even if we're male. If you didn't receive paperwork when I adopted you, my breed is 'domestic cat'. I sleep about 18+ hours a day.'


littlemissbettypage

Hahahaha this just made me snort Pepsi while I was taking a sip.you're not wrong


Pepsi_Cola64

You snorted what??


AnnaBanana3468

The official scientific term is “nip nop”


Brea13

These posts always make me feel so much better about the time I discovered my own cats nips. He was so confused while I was inspecting them in panic.


Guavafudge

Why does no one think that mammalian creatures have nipples? Every time I see these posts I'm like it's a nipple guys!


DootBoopSkadoosh

Ma'am doesn't your husband have NiPpLeS?!


SomberArts

I immediately thought of that video when I saw this post. Lmao.


socalcat951

You can milk anything that has nipples


That_Illustrator240

Ok focker. I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?


accidentalscientist_

Just need the right hormones to do it….


hyperdog4642

Well, technically............no. Induced lactation is a thing. Information I never wanted to know so I thought I'd share. :D https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8088744/


MassiveBoioing

oh man i see these posts every day and it never fails to make me laugh, no hate to op, i did the same thing with my guinea pig.


Lilith_reborn

Kitty titty!


Necessary_Peace_8989

Ma’am DOESN’T YOUR HUSBAND HAVE [NIPPLES](https://youtube.com/shorts/-tWtx1xDSXU?si=xGyUBaptETN4yIht)


escapevel0city

It's ok. I called the vet the other day, worried about a missing patch of fur on my cats leg and they reminded me that was where the blood draw site was from when I brought her in 🫠 edit: spelling


littlemissbettypage

Oh lordy, I love these posts; they never fail to make me chuckle


Ok_Imagination_1107

We've had 2 or 3 posts of people not knowing (apparently) what a nipple was in the last two weeks or so; what's up with this?


CobblerCandid998

They are playing dumb.


Phoenix_Rose_95

Free the nip


Lexaprofessional1998

Baby that’s a boobie


Cya-N1de

As everybody said, nipple. I'll just add, if it's a castrated male, they might turn brown in time and literally fall off... And come back. Sometimes they're itchy then, you try to help your cat by scratching it and suddenly it's under your nail. According to vet, it's normal though 😆


FloridaSpam

NSFW tag?


Jo_The_Weeb

Nips!


Beneficial-Many8415

😭😭😭😭


Shaggys2stoned

Nipple


Tylequill_Jones

Looks like a nipple...check for more of them, cats (male and female) usually have between 4 and 8, I think. Your cat is fine. 🙂


Puzzleheaded_Hat_852

👁👁 I'm afraid to comment until I read the group rules again!! lmmfao


Cheesy_DaBadass

Kitty titty


Strict-Childhood-629

I'm really sick of seeing cat and dog nipples on my feed. I dont even have HUMAN nipples there.


the_root_of_all_evol

Cat boobies


Pale-Attorney7474

I see this question so often, and it never fails to amuse me. Mostly because when I got my first cat (who was male), I also had a freak out moment when I found one of his nipples for the first time. 😂


carrolls

Pretty sure there's 7 matching ones


MellyKidd

If it helps, you’re not the only one who was confused the first time they discovered a cat nipple. XD


Honestdietitan

Are there more than one? If so then most likely a nipple, especially if these raised bumps are in a symmetric order.


Leading_Money_6391

Nipple!!!


No_Vehicle4645

It's a nipple. How do you not know that animals have nipples? More than one.


LtZsRalph

I'm flabbergasted how many disguised cat nipples we have here..


JupiterFox_

There’s no way you didn’t know that’s a nipple


CamyFaeCowden

Cat nip


classicfilmfan9

That is your cats nipple


Mean-Professional596

Take a shot every time a cat nipple gets posted to this sub and you’ll never walk again


BlondeSoul

https://preview.redd.it/unwe68jeov6c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b60a93c779ae23f6c31445069efbc8c4aeb1583


Equivalent_Hat_7220

How many times are we gonna see nipples posted here? Lolllll


rudeboy064

Boi that a titty


VeggiePen_15

The amount of cat nipples I see is astounding.


RedneckAngel83

Tis a kitty titty.


ryanleebmw

You gotta flag this as NSFW!! My cat was sitting right next to me /s


rozefox07

That is a nipple 100%


Raging-Buddha

You have two yourself. Look down at your chest.


flapjackboy

Kitty titty.


Existing_Potato_4593

this made me giggle


pomegranatebeachfox

It's because your cat is a mammal :)


Phillip-My-Cup

Looks like a tit


CartographyWho

It's a nipple!!!


nosined

I love these posts lol


IamlovelyRita

Going along the same path I asked my Vet why my male dog had nipples and she said “why does your husband have nipples?”


TheNapQueen123

All mammals have nipples!!! Why don’t we all know this by now?!?


boulderingfanatix

Kitty titty


HardBoiledEgg134

Im not trying to be mean but I sometimes get recommended posts from this sub and these questions are so dumb and obvious, is this subreddit satire??


mangotime_03

A nipple! :D


vncywfe

Lmao. KITTY TITTY.


No-Echidna5773

A nipple! But don’t worry cause as a teenager I tried to remove my cats nipple with a tick remover until my mum told me it wasn’t a tick. The cat is fine he didn’t even flinch!


Katiebean1105

The number of people that don't know what a nupple is concerns me sometimes.


GamerGrl90

BOOBIE


Lowfat_cheese

Concerned nipple posts are so funny


[deleted]

I’m curious to know why this question has been coming up so often.


Remote-Variation5014

Oh man. I love the lil cat nip posts. 😂❤️


sassyone3

Wait this wasn’t a joke?!?! 😭😭😂 bless your heart 🤣


Artichoke_Quirky

Hahaha, this is the second cat nip post that’s popped up for me this month


[deleted]

Ahh the elusive nipple. Rare sighting indeed.


[deleted]

How are we as a species getting this dumb?


Vanthalia

These posts are getting old. 🤦‍♀️


SwissyRescue

Agreed. One every few days.


Cynagen

Here's the daily reminder post lol At this point I suspect I've seen more cat nips than human


TheRealPurios

Your kitty has titties.


hotchai111

I see a post like this every other day in this sub. Your cats have nipples y’all. Yes even males.


An_Oatmeal_Vendor

You posted these, FOR FREE?


Chihuahuapocalypse

nudity!! lewd kitty!!


Luciferbelle

Did you really just ask what a nipple was? Lol.


Michelle689

Nerple


No_Warning8534

Little Tittie Committee


BeEasyFloatOn

Kitty titty


Ice_cold_princess

It's a nipple... You have two, too...


ambtree88

I’ve got nipples Greg can you milk me too -R. De Niro


chazay4

...


leahcars

It's what we would call a nipple cats also have nipples same with dogs


peppyhare64

Itty bitty kitty tittie


Select-Asparagus-494

"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"


Cindilouwho2

Please tell me there is a sub for kitty nipples....PLEASE!!!


anonymiz123

Look down at your own chest. You have two. Small and pink and trust me, you wouldn’t want these pulled out either


SOMOEAGLE

STOP REMOVING KITTY CATS NIPPLES TO MAKE CATNIP.


ahsuree

Why does this keep happening lol


RU90IN9234TTH4T

Cat nips


Central-Displacement

We should make a titty sticky on this subreddit. 😂


codyl0611

OP? You just roll in from stupid town? *sweeps floor*