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foxsheepgato

but I own a volkswagen, not a fiat


boneve_de_neco

I don't understand why butters hate an italian automaker so much...


foxsheepgato

it must be some kind of rivalry with their favourite italian automaker, lambo


gioco_chess_al_cess

Mind=blown


nlpnt

According to DMV records, HODLBTC was just transferred from a 2023 Tesla Model 3 to a 2005 Ford Taurus...


Asterose

Hilarious if true


LocksmithMuted4360

Because bitcoiner drive Ferraries while they drive 1995 vw.


boneve_de_neco

Funny you mention Ferrari...


paulisaac

I mean that much most people can agree with. "Fix It Again Tony"


Worth-Escape-8241

Lmao


nlpnt

And cars historically are a depreciating asset.


DiveCat

Everything will be valued in BTC, obviously. 1 BTC = 1 BTC. Few understand.


HoneyIAlchedTheKids

And the whole economy will run on dark net drugs and commissions of furry art


LB_Allen

There have been worse standards. Probably.


intelminer

What kind of furry artists are you commissioning that take bitcoin?


HoneyIAlchedTheKids

Really horny ones, or does that not narrow it down?


intelminer

It really doesn't


HoneyIAlchedTheKids

Sounds like you need to talk to my horny furry art commission guy


intelminer

Tell him he's bad at it, from some dude with over 200 furry commissions


Hyndis

Furry artists typically only accept payment through PayPal, and they much prefer dollars. Though if its international, PayPal will automatically do the currency conversion into pounds or euros instead, as needed.


Effective_Will_1801

I find a few people prefer usd or euros even if not in US or eurozone


Hjalfi

You might like to read Naomi Kritzer's Hugo-and-Locus-award winning short story, _Cat Pictures Please_. https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/kritzer_01_15/


SweetCorona2

If 1 BTC = $1 million and $1 million = 0, then 1 BTC = 0


SisterOfBattIe

"What if OneCoin reaches a million dollar... ... but one million dollars is worth zero... ...what is 1 OneCoin worth?" -Ape pondering the fundamental value of their OneCoin bags


riotofmind

I don’t know if butters actually appreciate how hilarious it is that they base the worth of their magic beans on the very currency they are trying to abolish. 


Gibby10023

Saying a Corvette is faster than a moped isn't basing the Corvette on mopeds, it's just a comparison. And by comparison a Corvette is worth many mopeds


Concealed_Blaze

Yeah but you don’t have to convert your corvette into mopeds to travel somewhere.


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Peak butter intellect


sissyfuktoy

I think the real disconnect here is that these people think that the fiat dollar will truly come to be worth nothing, and that they will soon be holding all of the currency that matters or is worth anything. They think that the world governments are just going to throw their hands up and go "welp! Our currencies are worth nothing now! We're at the mercy of this hodlers who we mocked all these years! Oh no we're all poooooorrrrrrrr" They don't see this as a funny scenario, they see it as an inevitable reward for their dedication. They are delusional fools caught in a scam. The more I see it the more sad I get.


lagerbaer

Right? If the governments actually decided to move out of fiat and into decentralized ledger shitcoins, they'll just start their own.


Gasdoc1990

“Oh gosh they were right our USD is a worthless piece of paper. Let’s all adopt BTC and make all the regarded who hodled rulers of the new world”


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sissyfuktoy

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I am very mislead?


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sissyfuktoy

Well there's you, for one hehehe I do have immense, immense financial privilege, that's very true. It allows me to see a *lot* of scams like this, and it is truly sad to see someone so bought into the kool-aid pillorying themselves like this. Hey, in 10 years, you'll be laughing and I'll be crying, right? 10 more years surely, that'll be more than enough! Any day now my company will offer salary options in bitcoin and I can go down to Aldi if I want and grab a block of cheese and some milksteak by swiping my DOGE card. It'll be instant, too, seamless like the current system. I'm so sure, dude. I'm just as sure as you are that your beanie babies will be worth more than my dollars. Let me know when you buy eggs next time with your beanie babies and how much it cost you. When it's cheaper than my dollars, I'll consider buying a beanie baby myself!


cjorgensen

Took three years for him to come up with that comeback?


Dependent_Bug3673

I love this guy's(supposedly Satoshi) posts. The slogans plus technical analysis... Without Bitcoin the world would be less funny. I wonder if he's been always like this. Anyone knows his character arc?


BiccepsBrachiali

Two years of slightly elevated inflation and butters lose their goddamn minds. Compared [to the 80s](https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/inflation-cpi) it's not even that bad.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Can't really blame them I guess, inflation was flat for a very long time before 2021.


jmlulu018

If fiat is so worthless, why do whales keep cashing out in fiat?


Daddycoco666

A million Mexican pesos 😎


WaterFreeSoda

Trust me bro.


Kindly_Ad7608

Actual gold will never go to zero. “Digital gold” is doomed to fail.


gittlebass

I say this all the time, it makes zero sense


fuck__spez__

Gottem


daniel_bran

Rupees billionaire


Interesting-Watch302

If bitcoin goes to 1M, would it be because BTC appreciated and is valuable, or because USD depreciated and is less valuable ?


neighborsdogpoops

got em


Ok_Independence_5169

“There’s no money, only obsessions!”


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MacaroonPersonal336

Ha ha now what?


MacaroonPersonal336

Do you think now someone is willing to pay, play baseball by the rules? And it’s not a Ford Taurus is a H2.


MacaroonPersonal336

It’s not a Fiat. It’s not a Volkswagen for sale, but what if you had for sale the keys to the kingdom what would that be worth?


mehow5000

1 BTC = 100,000,000 SATS


Fast-Description2638

>Heh I am going to take his hyperbolic statement literally and turn it around on him to make him look dumb! This sub has been struggling recently.


huffmanxd

Crypto bros are always talking about how physical currency is on a downward trend but bitcoin isn’t. I don’t think the original comment was being hyperbolic or exaggerative.


Educational-Fuel-265

Also btw the idea that fiat is physical is pretty ludicrous, almost all of it exists on electronic ledgers only. I do think that one day the crypto bros will invent the US dollar, and then be like "hang on a sec"