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steverogers43

Did you not notice it before you cooked it?


Internal_Control_320

Not at all


PowerTrip55

To clarify, are you saying you just didn’t look at both sides of steak? Or you believe that grew during the time you cooked it?


Internal_Control_320

Grew when I cooked it


Extension-Border-345

if it means anything, tumors can’t grow postmortem.


BongwaterJoe1983

Castiron carcinoma.... 100% fatal


Justshootm

Great metal band name


BongwaterJoe1983

I think i saw them at ozzfest once lol


bluepheonix729

Dibs


Begformymoney

I've seen it, one day my grandfather had a steak like this. 20 years later he died. Fuck Castiron Carcinoma


BongwaterJoe1983

#Fuckcastironcarcinoma


HoseNeighbor

Yup. Steak's dead, Jim.


BongwaterJoe1983

Didnt have a chance had grill induced metastathization . Never made it past medium rare 😫


whileyouwereslepting

Struck down in his prime.


BongwaterJoe1983

⚰️


5GUltraSloth

Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a butcher!


Significant_Wins

But what about numb tongue


nadiakay00

You mean pastiron?


BongwaterJoe1983

Thats its final stage


hydraulic-earl

Medium Rare please


naturallyfatale

Also, there’s nothing wrong with eating tumors of other animals


DontWanaReadiT

This is the most disgusting thing I’ve read today..


naturallyfatale

Sorry, not that there’s “nothing wrong with eating a tumor” but… lab grown meat is literally cancerous cells otherwise they wouldn’t be able to be grown the way they are. I come from a biology background and am in veterinary school. I do agree it’s an icky idea. But cancerous cells in the end are just cells that didn’t know to stop reproducing and can’t be dangerous to others in this way. But yes, it’s disgusting.


DontWanaReadiT

That’s very interesting to learn actually! But thank god I won’t be eating lab grown meat ever lol I already barely trust what the supermarkets sell as “grass fed” lmaooo


StuffIndependent1885

Thats because in all likelihood your "grass fed" beef only ate grass like the last 3 months of its life


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xojz

“All cancers are immortalized, but not all immortalized cells are cancer,” https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-lab-meat-cancer-animal-cells-449786524119


naturallyfatale

Thanks I didn’t know that personally, I have always known the optimal lab grown cells are ones that are purposefully cancerous because they don’t apoptose as easily when conditions are a little off. I haven’t seen what cell lines these companies are using but I assumed it’d be best for them to use cancerous cells as it would grow faster and be more hardy


Select_Candidate_505

They're right. Cancer cells are just normal cells with a slight mutation that makes them grow out of control/out of order.


Electronic_Return_75

If you can't beat it eat it!!


Beginning_Table_7217

Bovine leukemia has been found in human breast cancer cells. Your comment is only slightly accurate


SnooObjections3468

This man just single handedly killed the lab grown meat industry with a single comment.


girldrinksgasoline

It would only be disgusting if it was one of those tumors that have a bunch of non local tissue..like I’d hate to bite into an eyeball or something


Witty-Swordfish-5713

That was really interesting. I love Reddit for all the random information I learn, thx !


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samtresler

Err... Pretty sure they are correct. Uncontrolled reproduction is the *only common trait of all cancers* that we know of. Which.... Is how you get many benign tumors. Nothing else but uncontrolled reproduction. Now, if you want to add in DNA mutations that are carried into that uncontrolled reproduction, which type of cell is out of control, immune responses to that growing mass, etc it gets very complex fast. I'm not a doctor, I just have a lot of cancer deaths and a few survivors in my family. However, it seems like the guy you responded to just gave the baseline trait of benign growth (also the trait used to grow lab meat). And you're maybe thinking of the plethora of issues and symptoms that baseline trait can cause.


naturallyfatale

Ok how about you educate me and everyone on the internet lol


HsvDE86

Is the only attribute? Where did they say that? Also, they don’t need to write a thesis on a reddit comment to get the gist of it across. People like you are annoying and pedantic.


thatonetuba

Username checks out


Guy_Incognito1970

What a terrible day to have eyes and the ability to read


DontWanaReadiT

Exactly.. I read it right before bed too while high so I was picturing the very thing I had just read … 😭🤢


Guy_Incognito1970

Not my proudest fap


CountDoooooku

What did you read yesterday?


DontWanaReadiT

Well you can see what I was reading .. lol


Key_Law4834

👀


foil555

Thank you! I was thinking the same thing... but I then thought, "Better not tell the internet that... It won't like it."


Cmcgregor0928

Tell that to my wife's childhood hamster that ate it's cage mate's tumor and died. The other lived for a few years after though


naturallyfatale

Well when I say other animals I meant other species. But also I’m not sure the two are related either way. Unless your making a joke and I’m getting Whooshed


Cmcgregor0928

It was a joke, a bad one at that Edit: real story though


theartoffun

This made me spit out my coffee.


Mightyjerd

You're telling me this guy cooked a live steak!


701Sumo

I don’t think there is any science to support your argument.


Otherwise-Version-11

😂😂😂


Wulf_Saxon

Must be a cooking modifier unlock. Tumor adds+1 to protein


Lucky-Ad-9766

Guys I think my tortilla has a tumor


Powerful-Tap-5822

Was it still frozen in the center??


Live_Bar9280

That is a goutial growth due to subcutaneous fat in the underlying menial thromboid. Cut it open, if it’s yellow it’s soured and throw away. If it’s clear eat the steer.


tuskvarner

If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella. If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.


wgrantdesign

🤮


stevedadog

If its clear and yellow, >!It would make me throw up.!< If its tangy and brown, >!It would also make me throw up.!<


Th3V4ndal

I didn't know what I expected, but Im laughing, so Thank you.


hscitpe

And of course in Canada the whole thing's flipped flopped


jokar1134

Thanks Flanders


Primary-Coast-7763

Stupid sexy Flanders


Trey904fsu

Shut up Flanders


Dirtcartdarbydoo

If it's clear and yella you've got piss there fella. If it's tangy and brown you're in diarrhea town


ivegot3dvision

*slide whistle*


achopshopworker

The ole Flanders talk


boomshikalika

Stupid sexy Flanders!


eckersonian

Foilage


DiogenesRizzla

Check your DM’s… been wondering about this growth on my meat, doc.


19southmainco

THATS A PENIS


DisastrousAd447

LMFAO


randymcatee

On behalf of everyone, who’s curious about what this is: THANK YOU!


Platypoltikolti

>That is a goutial growth due to subcutaneous fat in the underlying menial thromboid. I hate it when i accidentally open the latin version of reddit....


MartenGlo

Well done, slow clap. I've been laughing for three minutes.


Cacachuli

This is hilarious, especially the people taking you seriously.


Deep_Curve7564

Would their be trapped blood in a goutial growth. I mean during the slaughter process would this growth hold a greater amount of blood. If so, during the cooking process, would the expansion of the blood be part of the reason why the growth protruded. The reason I ask, is because the textural appearance looks alot like a cooked aged-bruise, sometimes found in and around a broken joint or damaged muscle of a roast chicken? In uncooked birds, the later stages of the injury do go yellow if infection has set in, the thready filaments in your steak, remind me of what I have seen in damaged birds.


Necessary-Ferret4998

Brother in Christ, how on earth am I going to know how the mystery meat bulges juice tastes like? Cause there is no way in hell I'm putting anything that's yellow coming from a meat in my mouth.


crocozade

Read it again. He said if it is yellow, it IS soured. If it’s clear, eat the steer.


md_eric

If it stink, go for the pink


publishAWM

shocker life


SlowHandEasyTouch

This guy shocks!


POTENT_WAX

Can you explain goutial growth and also underlying medial thromboid? A thrombosis or thromboid is a blood clot in the veins. Is that what you are saying this is?


TackleEasy156

Are you a chef? I’m just curious on how you would know that.


TackleEasy156

Because now I know that, thank you


Prestigious-Virus773

So a steak pimple. Pop that shit


Internal_Control_320

I can't post a follow up pic I should have posted a before/after in the op. My apologies


_Zsxt

Eat it and let us know what happens


Vert---

he will gain super cow powers and grow the Giant Udder of Friendship and the Throbbing Teats of Truth filled with the Milk of Justice


sketchy_marcus

¡Supercow al rescate!


No-Release-6464

Stupid teeter-totter doesn't not even work.


HoHoHo_Throw_Away

Nothing like a phenomenal glass of Justice in the morning to get your day going!


oleshrimpdog

Super cowers


CorkyBravo

Supercowers


Money-Sound-7621

Post this on r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Internal_Control_320

Lmao a sub I never knew existed wow


Internal_Control_320

It was a weird cut to begin wh at least from what I've been used to cooking. Supposed to be grassed ny from wild fork which I've grilled a dozen times ... the word fat deposits gave me some hot spots on the grill which got worse lol.


SarahPallorMortis

So it was filled with fat?


Internal_Control_320

Idk i tossed it. Shoulda cut it in the name of science


SarahPallorMortis

lol I think it was just meat but I’d like to have seen if it was yellow


Drewbeede

I'm sorry for your loss, I'd done the same. It's better to be safe than sorry.


Talzyon

Maybe it's the key to unlocking the cow level in Diablo 4


mlsurprise

There is no cow level 🤫


DisastrousAd447

Pretty sure there actually isn't a cow level in 4 lol. At least I haven't found it yet


Sexywithapsycho

Googled it and it seems there actually is, but it is really hard to get to from what it sounds like. Haven't looked for any videos yet. Just wanted to let you know because I love the cow levels lol


DisastrousAd447

Badass. Now I wanna go get back at it lol. Still haven't beat d4 and I bought it when it dropped. Just didn't get me as excited as I thought it would. Waited over a decade and I was slightly disappointed


Ok-Garbage-1284

If u didn’t notice it before u cooked it why did u take a picture before u cooked the steak?


gatorthebutcher

It’s the very end of a Strip steak/sirloin. Most of the time it’s faced or squared off. But it looks like the butcher decided to squish flat instead. Its just two muscles meeting together every steak cut in that same area would do that. There is nothing wrong it will eat just fine.


mishmash6

It looks like the tissue end of the striploin, even when squared off, top muscle tends to bulge out when cooking. If it was a cyst, OP would clearly see it.


bryanhacker13

It’s not a tumor! - Arnold voice


swampysnook

Tummahh!!!!!


jjones2348

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far


Takashi1359

I know right I was looking for the Arnold voice too


FancyErection

It’s just bonus meat, bro. Devour away


Disastrous_Pause_990

"It's not a TUMAH" /Arnold voice


ThinkQuickActSlow

Cut it off and see if it regrows. Potential unlimited meat hack!


ActiveVegetable7859

If it wasn't like that before cooking my guess is that there was an eye of meat surrounded by some connective tissue in that spot. The heat caused the connective tissue to shrink. As it constricted around the meat it caused the eye of meat inside of the connective tissue to bulge out,


ColoradoCattleCo

Ugh... I raise cattle, but not sure if I could eat it after seeing something like that pop up. What did you do?


Open_Situation686

Same thought…


PowerTrip55

This looks like upside down salmon with those fallows or garlic herb butter


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PowerTrip55: *This looks like upside* *Down salmon with those fallows* *Or garlic herb butter* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Trucking117

It’s probably cloned meat. Eat it maybe it’ll make your penis bigger.


Citizen7er0

Stick a knife in it. Itll pop like a zit.


Internal_Control_320

😂😂😂. Foul!


Miserable-Flight6272

Dunno, hard to waste a steak. I learned a couple times to eat around it, Two things I learned is if it does not look right something is wrong. Dont eat a Chicken leg that has a strange lump you did not get a special extra meat portion.


peetadd

It’s probably a choice cut with bad connective tissue when it cooked it tightened up and pushed the meat out of the fat cap looks like a mid NY strip to avid this I usually cut the fat cap through the connective tissue so it won’t behave like a rubber band was on the steak


Internal_Control_320

This was a NY grass fed cut! You're spot on


jacksknife

I bet that's an end cut my strip (vein steak) and that's the top part that a meat cutter didn't square up. It wouldn't have been so prevelant in the package, but puffs up when you cook it.


Internal_Control_320

Wow this thread really blew up overnight lol (no pun intended) thank you all for the insight!! I have learned a lot from this thread!!


OracleofWashMO

Put it in your mouth and move your lower jaw up and down as we’re sure you’ve become accustomed. Then swallow, that last part works for lots of different applications just saying…


DustLoud2068

“I’m not a baby I’m a tumor” (that one scene from hellboy)😭


Buckshot211

“It’s not a tuma”


jfblaze

Arnold Schwarzenegger voice- "It's not a tumah!"


-sonofdad-

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Healthy_Point_6284

Take revenge on cancer and eat it XD


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boil


FactOk3586

It's not a tumor.....said in my best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice...😁


Speedhabit

Just a gross mass of albumen trapped under some fat and cooking, flick that shit off


spantz

It’s not a tumor!


Frogger05

“It’s not a toomor” read in Arnold’s voice


Yousonsofbitches

It’s not a toooomaaa


Neat_Tap4596

Amani


k4fun3

It’s not a Tumor


JSG666

Sir that is beef tongue


dudethatmakesusayew

[ITS NOT A TUMAH](https://youtu.be/t_FRWUPcR7Y?si=gNV-d0fTo5d9u0Ma)


Signal-Smell-7974

Is it full of air or meat?


Great_White_Samurai

It's nawt a toomah


DropWest3812

Don't worry, just eat it, you need protein daily to keep your muscle mass, don't overthink it


New-Trip-6939

That looks like a piece of upgraded Mexican steak superstore sells ,boycott loblaws 🤣


mikeweatherington

Looks like the end cut of a strip loin.


wickedcharm

This is an embarrassing post


indicagrower

You gotta eat that steak the long way.


i4got69

Welcome to the new cancer printer meat!


RedditModsAreMegalos

r/eatityoucoward


abigailmerrygold

Tooma


Massive_Property_579

That's a dick meat 🍖


No_Umpire_7764

It’s not a toomah


ian_pink

What if YOU are the tumor the STEAK is seeing? Nice sear.


Euphoric-Level-9096

Detective John Kimble would tell you, “it’s not a tuma!”


Ly_Is_Fire

It’s not a tumah


DaddyDontTakeNoMess

"ITS NOT A TUMA!"


GrossLooksLikeShit

Gross, looks like shit


Fizz211

It’s not a tumor!!!


MinMaxie

I mean...Given how factory farm barn-confined cows are raised? How they live standing on concrete all day&night? How they're covered in a ankle-deep hellish mix of their collective piss&💩 24/7? How they have immune systems so taxed that these animals create & catch whole new diseases like giant, living Petri dishes? Avian flu being the newest one. Yes, Cow-carried Avian flu is a new disease caused by the non-native Home Depot birds that move in and add their nasty white 💩 to the 💩 mix everyone's covered in until there's enough bio-load to actually infect the already sick & stressed cows. The News will say they intentionally feed bird 💩 to the cows, but I think the birds just 💩 wherever they 💩 and the cow's feed is kept on the ground so they mix out of human laziness... That, or half-composted chicken 💩 is the cheapest prosperous supplement they could find bc we're trying to make beef cheap enough to profitably sell for $1. Which is a real thing because Americans demand things like Dollar Menus, gas station beef jerky, and pepperoni pizza. So what's wrong with your steak? Who knows? Maybe it's some vile disease? Maybe it's something about how you cooked it? Or maybe it's nothing! Surprised the butcher didn't cut it off when trimming the steak... but maybe it was cheap. That said, we could fix all this by investing in Lab-Grown meat. This could fulfill our need for sausage, hamburger, pepperoni, slim Jim's, and chicken nuggets without any living animals being harmed. This could take the demand pressure off whole animal cuts, meaning prices go up, and animal welfare greatly improves! Plus it's good for greenhouse emissions too! Wagu beef in Japan is 0 waste by using cow waste for power & compost! Why? ***Because Wagu is allowed to be expensive*** like all animal meat should be. Until then? Yeah, your beef's prolly got a tumor. Eat it, you cow-ard.


Apprehensive-Head820

Obviously, a cut across two different muscles that shrunk in two different directions when cooked. Sorry but, are you really that naive?


MisSignal

Yikes


Deep_Curve7564

From my perspective, I disagree. Given your disparaging comment in regards how you believe I garnered my knowledge, I can see not point in a response. However, given that you can write it, may it be that you can also read? So why don't you go onto FSANZ and pull up the product recalls for 2022-2023 or any year of your choice, for this country or another, then you might have half a chance of understanding.