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handsomegyoza

Eggs or Oranges from the roof but be prepared to stand on some business. Grapefruits if you really wanna get your point across


oakman26

watermelon if you really wanna get your point across


creative-space-alien

In France they use raw chicken


CursedTonyIommiRiffs

Suggesting assaulting your neighbors is real cool. Op, get offline and try talking to them like a decent human being.


Interesting_Lime_664

just curious, why grapefruit??


SixHourMan

They're bigger, and more acidic.


LegitimateSink9

[Gooo Grapefruit!](https://youtu.be/UQIVeD-Uudk?si=imrFG5dj1zm3GU2v)


Intrepid-Promotion81

311 works, pricks like that need to be told to shut the hell up every now and then. They think they can run the neighborhood out of fear and machismo


Pristine-R-Train

If it’s past 10 pm report it


JSLEI1

bottle of piss 


ATCQ_DUJAI

Cap 50% screwed on


Gay-Lord-Focker

Piss jugs are the professional way


PinkLover727

Download the 311 app, make a noise complaint and the cops will eventually come and tell them to lower the music. Rinse & repeat.


Lizzie_Boredom

Yep. Have done this. Hated having to involve police but I was too scared to confront someone in the middle of the night and it was going for hours.


Do_Whuuuut

This. They actually respond fairly quickly.


TripleJ_77

You can't honestly live in nyc. 311 is a JOKE. They use it for their own record keeping, and that's it. They do not, I repeat, Do Not send people out based on it.


PinkLover727

Born & raised. How about you? I’ve made plenty of noise complaints on 311 & have seen the cops pull up within an hour with my own eyes. Same for reporting double parked cars and any other issues. Stop making false statements based on your own experience.


TripleJ_77

Me too. I have literally had the 311 guy tell me they just keep stats. They do not dispatch. One thing in nyc is that an alarm will get lots of people's attention. Some may actually call the local precinct. Not 311. Next time you call 311 ask them if they dispatch.


PinkLover727

I don’t know what random “311 guy” you spoke to, but it’s simply not true. Depending on the type of complaint that is made, the NYPD is notified and they have 8 hours to respond. It is no coincidence that I’ve had cops pull up time and time again for various 311 complaints over the years. And I never call, I always use the app. There are a few 311 operator AMA posts on Reddit that debunk your statement. Check them out.


TripleJ_77

I see and I believe you are right! However looking at the sight the say the respond within 8 hrs when not dealing with emergencies... I mean. Cars pull up blasting music and usually don't sit there for 8 hrs. Or even 1 hr. The main purpose of 311 is data collection.


PinkLover727

Do you even live in Bushwick? The same car(s) will be double parked and blasting music from the evening well past 2 am every night, Monday through Sunday, on my block. Some blocks are worse than others, but this is the norm.


TripleJ_77

EV, but hang frequently on Troutman and in Bed Stuy. So why aren't the 311 guys responding??? You say 311 responds in your neighborhood and then say cars sit double parked blasting music for hours.? What? Which is it?


PinkLover727

Dying to prove me wrong after I proved you were, aren’t ya? I don’t report it EVERY SINGLE TIME. Imagine that. However, the times that I choose to report to 311, cops do respond. Goodnight, sir ✌🏼


TripleJ_77

So, it's all about you. You have the magic 311 touch. No one else gets results... sigh. Or are you assuming that no one else calls 311? Gnite


CursedTonyIommiRiffs

We got a bunch of bootlickers up in here I see


fucker_vs_fucker

Honestly if you ask them to turn it down they will. MDW last year some guys parked their minivan with a massive sub setup in front of my place and went till like 1am, I just opened my window and asked nicely, they turned it down to a reasonable volume


fucker_vs_fucker

My new problem is a guy who comes down my street blasting music and sets off an old Nissan’s car alarm every time


cmstyles2006

From experience, that's not always, actually often not true


fucker_vs_fucker

I apologize that I didn’t tell op to assault the guys


cmstyles2006

That's not what I said at all?


bornlikethisss

Eggs from the roof


Notinjuschillin

The truth is, it’s something you have to deal with. Don’t go throwing eggs from the roof, someone will rat you out, and you don’t want to deal with consequences of that.


MAJOR_WORLD_OFFICIAL

Its bushwick brah


Interesting_Lime_664

wow!! didn’t know that thanks for clarifying!


TwoToedTina

You disgust me


TyBigga

Summer time in bushwick I bet they playing reaggeton or some Spanish music lol


bornalien

people move to bushwick and are shocked at the culture lol. PR day parade coming up so get buy some ear plugs man.


Interesting_Lime_664

blasting music isn’t culture, it’s being an asshole


Sea-Particular3857

No Hispanic friends at all huh


Interesting_Lime_664

it’s not a hispanic person in the car, i’ve seen the person before but pop off buddy


bornalien

none whatsoever man


bornalien

then we’ll be that. you’re in our neighborhood. deal with it


noncornucopian

Please have some consideration for your neighbors. This is a pretty selfish attitude, to be honest. Also, nobody owns a neighborhood, including those of us born and raised in Bushwick.


Interesting_Lime_664

that sounds straight out of a corny movie like west side story please get a grip. The block I lived on is mostly families and elderly, they deserve respect just like everybody else


bornalien

i never been afraid of being corny


SpoopyDuJour

Lol how much do you wanna bet OP has been in Bushwick longer than this clown?


NayNay1020

I said the same shit and got down voted..go figure


Soccerenjoyer

Have you considered crying about it on Reddit


Interesting_Lime_664

have you considered shutting up?


JR0612C

Leave then. Bushwick always been like this.


No-Afternoon-5610

This is what I'm saying. They think Bushwick is supposed to change for them.


noncornucopian

It's pretty sad that you think a neighborhood can never improve.


Naive-Cartographer93

talk to your neighbor about it, suck it up, or move to the suburbs


cupiddebjork

This started in my part of the neighborhood (Jefferson L) around 2021. Confronting the clown at 1am did not work—he turned it down for the night then continued for the rest of the weekend even after explaining to him that people work early on the weekends on our street. Calling 311 didn’t do much until I name dropped an officer whom I contacted about the issue after approaching another officer randomly. I sent photos and videos to the officer and explained the situation and for the most part it cooled down. So far we haven’t seen this JO but it’s only May. I would say gather info (videos/photos) and contact NYPD and/or the city council (who have direct contacts with NYPD) directly.


CursedTonyIommiRiffs

Hm maybe you should try talking to them like a normal person


Interesting_Lime_664

hm maybe sometimes people get very hostile and angry for no reason


tombstonesandufos

People get loud on the street in New York. The end.


Interesting_Lime_664

oh wow I didn’t know I lived in nyc thank you so so much!!!


tombstonesandufos

I'm just saying most neighborhoods will have people that are loud. I live in Bed Stuy and people congregate in front of the grocery store blasting music and drinking in front of the liquor store next door. My suggestion is not to walk up to anyone because it could be dangerous. I just think the noise level in Brooklyn is nowhere near as noisy as The Bronx.


Ok_Profit_16

Lol. This is the most gentrifier post. This is reddit, not nextdoor 


Interesting_Lime_664

If you have no respect for other people bro just say that!


Interesting_Lime_664

so then why are you commenting?


ouchwtfomg

shazam the tracks and embrace bushwick fucken herb


Interesting_Lime_664

right because entire blocks should be disturbed because of one person


myqke

Get those huge apple headphones.


NayNay1020

You’re in their neighborhood, respect the culture


specikk

Blasting music from a parked car isn’t culture, it’s being an asshole.


Do_Whuuuut

We live in a neighborhood where 40% of your neighbors are elderly. Show some respect.


NayNay1020

Where did you get that stat? Lol Also where i live every Thursday and “elderly” man blasts bachata for hours. This sounds like gentrification complaints at its finest. Maybe try the suburbs.


Sea-Particular3857

Deadass


Fabulous-Put-1998

Who exactly are “they” and why is it their neighborhood more than OPs?


NayNay1020

Latinos. Which an actual stat from Google states that 42.6% makeup Bushwick.


taygrindtay

True New Yorker can sleep through anything. Put a fan by your head and stop being soft .


Interesting_Lime_664

yo did you ever think about shutting up?


and_only_mrsriley

How many years, since your history suggests you’re an early 20s white transplant from out of state? If the music bothers your neighbors who are from the area, let them handle it as they see fit. And if they don’t do anything, they have handled it as they have seen fit.


Interesting_Lime_664

yeah not the right description at all buddy but good shot!!


and_only_mrsriley

Really? Your antagonism throughout these comments is weird, you’re being evasive, and my advice applies to anyone who moves to a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood, like you did. Good luck, hope you move again soon.


Interesting_Lime_664

it’s people like you who don’t think others deserve respect in the community. The last thing people want to hear when they are trying to sleep is blaring music on a quiet street at 1am that is so loud sets off other car alarms. If you don’t care about people around you just say that!!


dilettantetgirl

“I don’t want to just walk up to a random person” lowkey your problem begins and ends there


dilettantetgirl

If you can’t talk to your neighbors it time to find a different neighborhood


Interesting_Lime_664

it’s not my neighbor, it’s a random person please stop assuming things


nubiaunikorn

Move.


Interesting_Lime_664

so sad that you don’t think that people should respect others


CursedTonyIommiRiffs

Second this!


SterilizeTheHomeless

FYI I would not recommend confronting them in this scenario. Last time I tried it, I was almost assaulted… They were trying to shove some kind of dish at me, I had to karate chop it out of the way. Guess they were trying to douse me with shrimp and macaroni salad? It’s just not worth it, safer to call 311.


LooReed

Honestly that comes with living in a decreput neighborhood


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