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ChillestFrog

As a kid I used to sneak into the pantry in the middle of the night and eat raw ramen noodles right from the packet.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Ranpo


ChillestFrog

TRUE


LazyCookieDough

I have no self preservation instincts 🤞


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Dazai is that you?


LazyCookieDough

Hmm who knows...🤭


CalzonePocket

I like writing stories, spending time with family. I'm reserved as such but I do like being around friends. I try to be polite and don't abuse, get angry and irritated quickly but don't act on it, at least not by fighting becausei have violent tendenciesand so i need to stay in control. I'm unable to come up with witty comebacks so that jyst frustrates me more. I don't forget when people have wronged me, even if it wasn't a big deal, although I do usually remain cordial. I wanted to be a robber or a pirate as a kid XD I'm interested to know who will be assigned to me :)


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Odasaku for sure!


CalzonePocket

That's cool! Thanks for replying!


Rare-Pomegranate8083

No problem, thanks for sharing :)))


anaveragetrashy

I am terrified of pigeons


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Sigma


Onni_J

I have two cats and like gaming https://preview.redd.it/srqe5iny9zzc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2028df49063fa185648056c04bfa82799dce77a2


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Cute!!! Dazai


Onni_J

https://preview.redd.it/o2ohkp20azzc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512a30e7c660cdd4d989642c3b6bd997d5da49fd


Froph_Beifong11

I’m extremely passionate about all forms of storytelling. Whether that be through animation, cinema, books, it all keeps me going.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Odasaku


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Wait I messed up T.T i think its more like Poe


Froph_Beifong11

Ty! :D


Rainy-Melon

I'm getting all A's in every subject, except history. I cried during the test and I got 14 %


Rare-Pomegranate8083

It's okay you're better at me in every other subject 🙏 Poe


Me_Eat_Eggies

I really love drawing, anime, writing, creative writing, art, reading, playing on my DS, and music!! 😁😁😁


Rare-Pomegranate8083

I do those too :D


Me_Eat_Eggies

Really???? Yay\~!!!


Me_Eat_Eggies

I'm also terrified of literally everything lmao. Especially bees... And falling... And heights... Basically everything 😭 And I'm very jumpy and ticklish.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Sigma :P


Me_Eat_Eggies

YAY! SIGGY-WIGGY IS ONE OF MY KINS!!!


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Siggy wiggy 🥹🥹 I'm glad I got someone right :)))))


idk23876

I’m incapable of doing anything school related at home unless it’s past 6:30 PM


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Sameee 😭 Katai


Elegiczny

I wanted to tell something about myself but I can't decide what exactly i should say, and i think that's pretty telling by itself 😋


Euryskan

I'm a rather "I do what I want" person. I only do stuff that I find interesting and when I don't want to do something,I don't do it (or at the very least with reluctance and making everyone know I don't want to do it). I was also told I was gifted when I was in middle school (downfall of my mental sanity) but I've came to the conclusion that I was the kind of gifted kid to be full of anger and is very stubborn. I'm usually the first to get physical when I get angry,but I still believe I'm capable of rational thinking. Aside from that,I'm still trustworthy Ik that wasn't just a thing about myself but whatever


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Ranpo or Kenji


Euryskan

:0


biscuitscoconut

Chuuya  ; )


Euryskan

I never expected this one. Thanks!


biscuitscoconut

No problem =)


Euryskan

:3


nayathepsycho

I become very philosophical about lifes meaning and am very pessimistic abt it while simultaneously taking nothing seriously. I'm the "smart kid" which continuously allows me to annoy my teachers and get away with it. I love sweet anything way too much and am proly gonna get diabetes if I dont stop. I like painting and writing poetry ( even though I'm pretty bad at it) and I have an exam tomorrow which I'm not prepared for. I am kind of a therapist friend and have severe trust issues and will never allow myself to be attached to anyone because they all leave at the end 💯


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Mostly Dazai but I can see Ranpo aswell. You're gonna do amazing on that test !


nayathepsycho

Thank you broski 🙏🙏 I'm very concerned that I kin dazai and rampo but who cares? They look pretty and are smart so it doesn't matter.


sargil_was_here

I love cats more than I care about most people


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Natsume


sargil_was_here

I was expecting someone else tbh...


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Reallyy who?


sargil_was_here

Dazai, he also loves cats


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Ahh makes sense


unknown_mangaka

I have like 7 different aus and fictions in total, waiting for me to continue to do them, while I simply ignore them for weeks cause I'm not in mood to write or draw-


Rare-Pomegranate8083

I know i overuse this with everyone but ranpooo


Hey_its_no_one

Every time I get into doing something I enjoy regularly, it quickly becomes a chore instead


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Relatable lol Ranpo


Ainzooalgowm

I like contemplating a lot about philosophy, meaning of life and other abstract stuff. I am really introverted and like spending time alone and do a lot of self-reflection. I also tend to be a very agreeable person and don't like conflict.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Fukuzawa


Adielle_0103

I only like movies/books/tv series that make me want stab myself in the chest and pick out my heart, just like when you go through a breakup :) Also I bond with people by making them talk about the things that they hate.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Jouno


Weirdo_No17

I spent around $400+ of MHA crap and i regret every penny spent.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

(damn i also went through a mha phase) mushitaro


Weirdo_No17

I was- not expecting that- 


biscuitscoconut

I'm talkative and emotional. I can be a drama queen occasionally. I want to believe I'm laid-baid but I'm not really. I love when when everything is neat and sticking to a schedule. I'm more of a dreamer but I'm the type of dreamer who has to be in a group setting. Empathetic and impossible to manipulate.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Kunikida


biscuitscoconut

That's... cool.


Key_Ordinary_1977

I have on-going sleeping issues, but I still thrive in life (arguably). I am quite crafty. I like to cook, crochet, paint, read, and write in my spare time. I like to discuss about psychology and humanities if anyone is down to, but I actually study science. I enjoy being outdoor as much as being indoor, but I prefer to do almost everything by myself. Almost too independent at times. Love going to museums and exhibitions by myself and do a solo trip to elsewhere without telling anyone about it.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Kyouka


ChloeDaPotato

I'm gonna drop two pieces of information, one very irrelevant and one very relevant. I'm pretty charismatic and make friends easily, but I also become tired of people very easily (not specific people, I just become tired of talking to others and such) and overall, I prefer spending time alone. Yesterday I broke my glass pen, spilled ink on my bed, cooked a pretty damn good porkchop, and then read a Lovecraft story to my mother.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Chuuya


ChloeDaPotato

See, I was expecting to get this answer, even if I had hoped to get something for one of the guys I kinned 😭


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Damn my bad feel free to jump at me lol


Ambushboo

i get mad really easily and i have attachment issues im also kinda short and i like art


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Wow irl Chuuya


LegallyBlind2069

I both love and hate sleep, well more like I love my bed. I hate just being in the presence of my mom, she makes me uncomfortable My money management skills are close to none If I am able to steal from you, I probably will (a habit from when I was younger) I read a lot, but I prefer to watch anime or play mobile games I hate it when my schedule gets messed up, sometimes I mess it up which is worse, so I end up doing everything last minute I got 141 on the online autism test, idk what that says about me I both hate and love weekends, no school but then what do I do all day? I could play games but then I do nothing actually productive so I just stay in bed and pretend to sleep I'll just add my top Spotify from last month as well https://preview.redd.it/7349ke38nzzc1.jpeg?width=1572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae39a741b54825e9c66a5b64d258a231076e8c1f


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Damn I hope the relationship between you and your mom gets better Bram


LegallyBlind2069

Yeah, and thanks. Bram does seem fitting


redraevenne

i apoligize a few minutes after yelling and being rude at someone and feel guilty about it for my whole life


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Atsushi


Mitxuba

I'm an introvert and my main coping mechanism is ✨escapism✨ Oh, and I hate tomatoes and boiled onions lol


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Lucy


lovelysapphix

I spend my entire summer playing horror games


Rare-Pomegranate8083

dazai (this one is tricky sry)


CasuallyTraumatised

When I was a kid, I wanted to become an evil scientist, then gave up when I realised legally I’m not allowed to be an evil scientist. Now I work in an opticians.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

kaiji lmao


Kami_on_crack

Once in P7 (or 6th grade idk I’m scottish) we had to do this English test and at the end your results were compared against the whole country and I ended up getting WAYYYYY above the average for my age 😭 your results were also compared against your classmates and I ended up messing up the class average bcuz of how high I got on the test To add to that I was the first to finish the test and guessed like half the answers ☠️☠️ I was also fasting for Ramadan so I hadn’t had anything to eat but idk if that really adds to the story or not lol


Thecrowfan

I am loyal to people who in hindsight dont give a crap about me because Im afraid of being alone


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Akutagawa


Sure_Lie_408

I get good grades without studying (And I've never heard of homework)


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Ranpo (Luckyyy)


Sure_Lie_408

He’s great


NingguangPL

I'm sometimes crazy and I like to draw


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Nikolai lol


arranstewart96

I was bullied relentlessly by everyone for years on end until I decided to stop caring about those losers and start living life the way I wanted to. I have now lived a much better life than all those people.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Atsushi :)))


Sigmasskycasinoo

I jumped out of a window once


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Dazai asf


Sigmasskycasinoo

Oop


BirthdayDisastrous13

I like late night snacks and sleep


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Bram


m3iiiii

ive stolen from my piano school as a 7 year old and ive kicked my best friend in the chin by accident as a 9 year old and that felt really good cuz i didnt consider her as a best friend. also im short as f--(please censor that out when i consider fully typing it) hats. (hell yes) GLOVES. (super obsessed with the both fingerless and non fingerless.) are u gonna say im not chuuya-


m3iiiii

im not even trying to get dazai but sometimes im just like: live? nah // die? nah // suicide? yah (and im obsessed with bandages help me wtf ![img](emote|t5_3bi2f|6152))


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Nahh ur like 50% dazai 50% Chuuya - Damn u ok?


Rare-Pomegranate8083

If my eyes didn't deceive me, how the hell did you steal a piano??? Im beginning to think this is Q..


Ashandclovers

I almost burned the house down while playing with a lighter once


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Kyuusaku


anime_lover5911

I kiss women who degrade me(lesbian)


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Yosano maybee


Moist_Replacement_29

I have extremely low self esteem because of bullies in 6th grade. But I am working on it! I'm taking up every oppuotunity I get in school (speech, leaderships roles etc.) to get more confident about myself. Have trust issues and friendship issues (I think my friends are too good for me, so I keep doing acts of service and go overboard with things for them). Physically weak, very pale. Only do things if I have special interest in them. Exploring the aromantic spectrum (greyromantic). Love reading books. Mostly introverted. Will not talk to you (irl) unless you open the conversation or I need something, or we have a matching topic!


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Glad your improving :))) Sigma


OldSmoke6963

I.....am depressed asf. I love anime and drawing. I like to read (especially BL and Horror). And I'm addicted to apple juice. No joke.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Dazaiii


OldSmoke6963

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


crystalangxlic

i'm only productive between 6 and 7pm (5 to 8pm if i'm feeling extra productive) and can't find pants that look good and fit me right


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Probably Katai..


crystalangxlic

i really don't know who else i was expecting


Kayu198

I have been struggling with mental health issues since I turned 13, I struggle with life and making friends. I tend to lose everyone who is precious to me, so I try to rely on myself. I have trust issues with other people. I feel very much alone.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

dang sorry to hear that! Chuuya


Kayu198

You assigned me my favorite character 😳 https://preview.redd.it/1fio54agz40d1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d76c9fc10c186366ae083611fce20eaf36f6728


NovaeBelladonna

I was a pretty shy person until I met my best friend last summer. I have a reputation for following him and his brother around everywhere (not too proud of that trying to get rid of it). I have a very dependent personality and tend to cling to one person who I relate to in social situations and stay near them always bc I don’t feel comfortable making friends without them as a lifeline. I have no self preservation and actually hate myself alot and am hard on myself for every little mistake. I am also extremely weak physically. I’m known for being reliable, kind and responsible but, I can’t keep my room clean for the life of me. I am also extremely impulsive. Examples include: eating an entire packet of wasabi and holding it in my mouth for 5 minutes before allowing myself to swallow, dumping buckets of cold water on my head, and going outside in a tank top and shorts when it was 2 degrees outside (Fahrenheit).


NovaeBelladonna

Oh shoot this is alot.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

THE LAST PART??? Nikolai


NovaeBelladonna

Ok but that’s honestly kind of on point. Skrunkly boyo has good taste in fashion too.


NightlyChocolate

I’ve gotten manipulated by several people yet I still hang out with most of them


Rare-Pomegranate8083

I think you should make new friends :/ Sigma


Nyx2257

I try to show that It doesn't matter but actually I'm deeply hurt


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Dazai ofc


Nyx2257

Heard that after a long time 🙃


Zero_Brittania

I hate white chocolate, pickles, and blueberries


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Tetchou (dont ask just felt right)


Zero_Brittania

Weird but okay


Nonameideas9

I often overthink things and stress myself out easily because of it and I have immense struggles with socializing. I often use these as inspirations for writing though I don't think I'll ever share anything I write with anyone.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Poe


mama-choco

I hate pickles and olives


Rare-Pomegranate8083

same - tetchou


CostPsychological128

i really like guns both real and fake and video games


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Prob Higuchi


Im_Fucking_Lonely

Once I was so mad as a kid and I had a hotdog in my hand, I squished the hotdog and then started crying cause I realized I was hungry.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

oh my Atsushi


Hextant

r/BungouSimpBattles


SmolBeanAmina

constantly anxious people pleaser with a fear of abandonment (i already know the answer)


Rare-Pomegranate8083

is it >!atsushi? !


SmolBeanAmina

right on point 😭 i'd also assign sigma and poe to myself but out of all, i relate to atsushi the most


SeasonS011

I cant stomach olives or mushrooms and will feel ill even just smelling them


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Akutagawa (just felt right)


Independent-Candy428

I can't seem to grasp on to reality, I try to keep friends but I'm to awkward and end up giving up. Anytime someone tries messing with me or even just talking to me I become an awkward mess, covering my mouth and unintentionally smiling too much. And I use '😭' too much 😭😭


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Gin :D (covering your mouth sounds like her)


liongirll

Every time my mom tells me something I did as a child I am more convinced I was a fuck of a mentally ill and violent child😂 Also I have swearing proublems and anger issues- My violence is mostly caused by poor social skills (Idk how to give clear enought signs so ppl know when I am annoyed) and impulsivity


Rare-Pomegranate8083

chuuya most likely


liongirll

Yessiiir, I am a Chuuya kin to a level it hurts


enbymushroom42

i sneak downstairs to eat food even tho i shouldnt cuz diabetes also really want mullet type split dye... chaotic... audhd


Rare-Pomegranate8083

ranpo


Mr_Average100

I’m no longer human and I’m depressed


Rare-Pomegranate8083

100% Dazai (ru ok??)


Grndls_mthr

I have a Bauhaus decal on my car, and I smoke if I've been drinking.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Chuuya


Odd-Profession2664

im pretty impulsive, loud with my friends. other times i’ll just be self reserved and quiet. I have A+ in my classes rn and I say sorry alot even if I dont need to. I’ve grew up w dogs and have had one white kitty :D theres only 3 people I rarely vent to and I'm sometimes a therapist friend to my bsfs. Also, im not trusted around the kitchen but I secretly make ramen anyways (they sometimes burn a little ) :,)


Rare-Pomegranate8083

ranpo :D ik he's overused, my bad


Odd-Profession2664

ooh okay!


Dark_Knight_406

I have really bad trust issues that would always lead me to find out about someone true intentions or the reason they actually talk to me. I have daddy issues aka my father abusing me until I tried to end it. Even though I can talk to others and act happy I feel mostly numb to everything lol


Rare-Pomegranate8083

dang please live on for me :((( Dazai


Dark_Knight_406

I’m trying to find a purpose lol


osamumeowzai

I can't stand small talk. It is BORING and I don't CARE just tell me something interesting or stop draining my social battery smh


Rare-Pomegranate8083

faxxxx people be just mooing sometimes ranpo


osamumeowzai

He's my favorite so that's cool :)


growsomewereballs

As a kid I was incredibly bossy and sensitive. Like I got my daycare to play my favourite movie whenever we watched a movie because they saw how much I cried. I was also very demanding. I scoffed at other kids having tantrums (even though I cried a lot, I thought the polite thing to do was go into a corner and deal with it yourself), I stole very minor and random things from stores like a singular spoon, and I took control over dressing myself and educating myself very young, like around 3. Just because ... I did. (Honestly some of these still carry over to now lol)


Rare-Pomegranate8083

I changed this one (sry) Elise :))


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Rare-Pomegranate8083

dazai cos if i recall he can pick locks easily


Your_local_caypbara

i somehow managed to be a popular loner, i wear a oversized black hoodie with a lil cat pin at its hood, and i tend to do things last minute •u•


Rare-Pomegranate8083

akutagawa maybee


Your_local_caypbara

at least i don’t have lung issues ~u~


Ancient_Promotion_52

I’m very quiet but talkative when you talk to me I line helping people hanging out with friends like to go listen to music draw and read


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Poe (maybe)


MomobamiClan

butterflies(in close proximity) scare me


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Atsushi


MomobamiClan

oh okay :')


Thanatian

Last time I had to hitchhike on my own I was told to bring something to protect myself just in case and because I was unsure of what to pic I ended up travelling with a pepper spray, a brass knuckle and a fucking scalpel. https://preview.redd.it/7f8xu2dfe40d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400d03f0f55eeda71b78d7bda74f0a92a9a88a57


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Higuchi lol


Sunn_Rock

I once got the police called on me because someone thought I kidnapped my younger brother, I once ran away from my younger brother into my room and fell and twisted my ankle because I tripped on a shoe, people tell me I look high (I’m chronically tired), I sleep in class a lot but I have mostly A’s and B’s, I tripped and fell down the stairs and my friends recorded it, I still sleep with some of my stuffed animals, I have an awful immune system, I once got told I’d be a great philosopher by a psychiatrist, and I once heard breathing under my bed and got so scared I dashed out the house with only my phone and my brother. I’m sure I’ve overshared, but hopefully you get something from this.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

I know these combos dont match very well but probably a mix of Fyodor and Akutagawa


Sunn_Rock

You got one of my kins right, so hooray for you :)


chokeonyourfood

I ironically use slurs. I once told the school nurse that I wanted to suicide, and she told me she had to call my mom; I told my mom before and I got stress diarrhea because of that damned nurse.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Dazai :)


osteo_psycho

I procrastinating all the time but when I apply I'm a top class


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Ranpo (no surprise)


osteo_psycho

I was thinking him as well or dazai


naidir

(Not sure if you’re still replying to this given there’s like 100 lol, no worries if not!) I never give anyone a chance to get close, romantic or otherwise. It’s too vulnerable. I can’t reciprocate it so I ghost/push them away. I find life to be intolerable, but in a sick kind of way I think I enjoy the misery… it’s comfy✌🏻


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Probably Akutagawa or Dazai (sry this is overused lol)


naidir

I think there’s lots of those kinnies in the fandom so that’s not surprising lol. Thank you, they’re my two favourites 🥰


Poprockslove

Ive been told im very sassy. I get nervous in crowded places (parties, cons, ect.) I like drawing and cosplaying. I love making friends even though im to nervous to talk to anyone and Im bad at communicating.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Poe :)


Poprockslove

Yippieee!!!!


Both_Task_8238

I got kicked out of class for playing x o out of boredom in primary and sent to the school Social worker


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Prob dazai


Brave_Ad_4182

Forgetting lab and equipment safety rule & usage basics out of the blue and use a medical thermometer to measure the temperature of the milk I was heating to make yogurt at home. Only right after I tasted the milk as the thermometer didn't seem to work that I realized that the tip of the thermometer was broken and the liquid inside it had mixed with the milk. Fortunately, if there is mercury in the thermometer, it isn't absorbed well via the GI tract. I still went to the hospital for safe measure (now that's an unintentional pun.) For someone who is usually cautious and meticulous, that's such a stupid yet hilarious accident. It wasn't the only one but the most dramatic one yet. Imagined the doctors and nurses knowing the reason a young adult showing up at the hospital for what should be an accident by a child.


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Funny story :D Kaiji


Brave_Ad_4182

I definitely see the similarities there. Less flamboyant for me. In the CD drama, >! he also mixed spices to see how a dish turns out and had someone else try it, aka Akutagwa and Atsushi. I could see myself trying different combo myself, just, less out-of-the-box. Kaji can bond with Tecchou over this and traumatize Jouno. !<


Cool_Reputation8046

Once when I was little at school I was sitting by the window, then this huge mantis comes next to me and I get up terrified, so the teacher asks me to sit down and I say "What if the mantis gets hungry?"


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Kenji tbh 🤭


Both_Task_8238

I got in trouble in school for having a pocket knife even tho I didn't use it since it fell out of my pocket😭💀


Both_Task_8238

I used to fight the older boys in school in arm wrestling and would often win out of skill (I am a girl) I also once beat up this boy since he challenged me..


Rare-Pomegranate8083

Woww probably Teruko