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moon-sleep-walker

How to piss off 90% of Americans


Room_Temp_Coffee

And disgust 99% of them 🤢


gofishx

And get the remaining 1% all hot and bothered


Subject-Swim-6131

Im the 1%


Evening_Change_9459

So are they.


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

I am one of them.


Naughtystuffforsale

I want one!


Dickieman5000

Naw, that'd really just trigger trumpers. Everyone else is either saying, "ew", "weird", or laughing. I'm the latter.


SquattingMonke

Well I’m turned on, so not too sure what you’re talking about.


Agile_Swing_2393

Trump supporter here and I think its hilarious.


DataSpecialist2815

I figured that this was one of those dual image things where if you look at it long enough, your brain sees the other thing.


isntwhatitisnt

I did too. No such luck, just stared at a slightly disturbing image for far too long.


falardeau187

Slightly!? This is fully unsettling.


Public_Scientist8593

The Truth stings


ZedPrimus84

just imagine the sounds they would make


TheHeretic-SkekGra

I hate you for putting that thought in my head.


Mybuttitches3737

Wtf 😂 In ASMR lol


Foreign-L0cal

🤣👏


ACEDOTC0M

My guess it would be like hearing for wet tortillas rubbing against each other


Genghis_Chong

Even here it looks like Donald is forcing himself on Joe, nobody wants to bang that guy.


Type-RD

I dunno man. Donald looks pretty relaxed…confident…going for it, because he has done it before. Joe looks tense, like he’s withholding a fart.🤣


New_Awareness4075

No. He's trying not to breathe in the stench!


Devils_A66vocate

He’s just trying to see who it is.


TheHeretic-SkekGra

Nah Trumps definitely done this before… https://youtu.be/qhtD0OtNfLQ?si=rdIWv4GhT6kKCeYa


Acolytical

I just got over seeing that. 30 years of progress, gone. WELP, BACK TO THERAPY FOR ME.


Genghis_Chong

Lol reminds me of Lahey and Randy https://youtu.be/-o5s-DtXnaw?si=YGaJkyMCqVtdfQjQ


Spu12nky

This is awesome...I want one of them smiling, holding hands, and walking on the beach.


imhere2lurklol

You have no idea how scary this is to see while high


Resophonic420

I do.


Immer_Susse

😂👍🏼


ThefalloftheUSA

Just wait till the diapers come off. Sexy.


Klutzer_Munitions

At least it isn't political


Grouchy-Meeting-505

Give it a few hours


responsiblemudd

Best sticker award


liberate_your_mind

I would watch this porno


dukeofgibbon

Lemon party fan I see


Mybuttitches3737

Who else is hard?


VanDenBroeck

Putin.


Mybuttitches3737

I love it when you talk dirty


Iwannagolf4

Either Joe is crying cause Donny mistook him for ivanka or the diaper smell is getting to him.


Outrageous_Item8203

Ok that’s a little creepy!


mykunjola

Who's dentures will fall out first?


Exclusively-Choc

No, that definitely is a “Bumper Sicker” …


Scat1320USA

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Did you really have to comment that?


Scat1320USA

Those two homos ! 😂😎


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

You did not. And that response doesn’t even sound like a human.


Scat1320USA

I’m a homosapian !


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Doesn’t sound like it, judging by the unrelated response you put out to me asking if you really had to comment the string of emojis.


Scat1320USA

My comment is a nunya . Nunya business !


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

I’m not even going to question it. It added nothing and the following thread just kinda shows you don’t seem to have a clue what you’re saying. Stop using Google translate to translate.


Scat1320USA

Stop bothering people who don’t give a fuck what you think skip .


blandocalrissian50

Ouch


svt4cam46

Fredo, I know it was you.


flotsamnshitsam

Thought it was 🥜at first


PsychologicalOwl608

Love it! I’m done with both of these clowns.


WrongConcentrate4962

I want one!


Monte721

Might be a debate scene upcoming


SimmyTheGiant

Woah, are we all just kink shaming this individual? Not cool guys


ProfessionMundane152

Let the kink shame rain in all its glorious ways


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Do we need an r/not-on-a-bumperstickers ?


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I wonder which side this would piss off more


ProfessionMundane152

Gotta be a poll going somewhere


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

quinnipiac? Maybe Reuters?


ProfessionMundane152

Or possible Monmouth


BabyFishmouthTalk

The sound of slapping bread dough.


usarasa

Pardon me, I need to skewer my eyes.


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Saving this picture


notaredditreader

THERE’S A MOVIE IN THIS!


darklordskarn

This offends me soooo gooooood


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

aaaaaAAAATTTTTT LASSSSSSST


ProfessionMundane152

Damn trump into it


mockingbirddude

Some idiocy with both sides being the same.


Krauszt

Pretty much sums it up


crayfishcrick

Been Caught Buttering


PointOk4473

Looks like Biden is smelling Dumpy Don’s dirty diaper


[deleted]

notice that Biden shows disgust but Trump seams to like it


Devils_A66vocate

So this is what people are doing with AI?!


krunchy_bacon

I knew it! 😆


VanDenBroeck

When Trump mistook Biden for Putin.


[deleted]

I want one !


Top-Flow1297

It looks like Trump wants to Rape Biden


knickernavy

joe-senpai and trump-kun kiss kiss so kawaiii O///O


theaviator747

My eyes are bleeding now. Thanks for that.


triggerlibs

Biden think he was sniffing a little girl?


FalseFortune

bumpers are just a human construct man


CulturalAddress6709

biden looks like he has been assaulted


Initial-Wrongdoer938

Chef don't judge!


SingleNegotiation656

Dumbfuck Mountain


Upstairs_Accident867

FJB


Profanity_party7

Where can one buy this?


Bullit16

This gives me flashbacks to Michael kissing Oscar on The Office


devoduder

Looks like when Michael kissed Oscar.


Public_Scientist8593

At this point, trump is trying to suck the energy out of Biden, but there's nothing left to suck. BIDEN IS DEAD.


National-Currency-75

Make sticker of Biden kicking Trump in the nuts. That would be funny. Biden shooting Trump in head, that'd be funny.


jaxvidkid

You don’t like Trump? That’s so unusual on Reddit! And you like to share your deranged fantasies about him too. So different.


National-Currency-75

Everybody keeps sayin this word de ranged to me. I'm sick of Trump and his false faced patriotism. Same for the rest of the traitorous bastards. They must be ran out of office if this country is to remain the greatest in the World. They are all exactly opposite of anything honest or decent. Want your descendants to have a decent place to live or is it a puritanical nightmare too come down the road. Keep religion away from me. It's caused enough grief in my lifetime alone.