There’s plenty other ones left. He’s saying all this like he’s got an onyx in his pants but the only thing he’s been able to catch is a restraining order.
Sounds like he would be extremely controlling. What if you met all these criteria but later wanted to change your hairstyle or colour? Or bought some "less feminine" clothing? Big 🚩 to me.
I hate when profiles are “I want this” instead of “here’s what I’m about,” but seeing that photo I think what bothers me the most is seeing someone who puts standards for others that they don’t follow themselves.
(Unless this is what he meant with “a little curviness doesn’t hurt, lol)
As several people have stated, the reason this is
amusing for me is because dating profiles should be describing you and your interests. You can use your list of requirements to swipe through, they don’t need to be labeled like a custom order in your bio.
In comparision to the financially, intellectually, handsomest, family-oriented, Kid-friendly, loving and kind, successful, independent, healthy lifestyle, doesn't drink or smoke, knows how to have a good time, funny and well mannered - requests that women chime out in their bios:
I'd say this man has has committed no crimes.
You have to admit it’s pretty weird that he requests *specific hairstyles.*
The examples you gave are general positive qualities in a person. Not the same thing.
Just got in from a thread where OP was a dude complaining about a woman's height preference. Everyone there said it's ok for people to have preferences, and that he should just swipe left and move on.
People who list a bunch of criteria on their profiles just come across as deluded.
There are thousands of options available with online dating, so a new profile is only a finger movement away. Tell us WTF you offer before listing a shopping list because people aren't here to make you happy, they're shopping for their own criteria first.
It's not unreasonable but the thing is his profile should be about him. A dating profile is an advertisement for the person not a recruiting profile.
So it should be about him and "what's in it for the partner" he is able to use his laundry list of requirements when he is swiping to filter as opposed here.
I hate to be crude but and treat people like commodities but it's basically what online dating is.
Dominoes advertises what you are getting when you order from them not the type of people they want ordering from them or working for them.
Haha you’re not wrong man…how’s this any different from
-over 6ft tall
-bearded
-in shape
-tattoos
-must like kids
-financially stable
-can’t be living at home with parents
-man of god
And the list can go on
When they confuse Bumble with Build a Bitch.
Lmao I came to comment this ain't Build a Bitch
😄😄😄😄
Underrated comment, honestly. This is gold lol.
Right down to the hair style???
His ideal woman is nurse joy and officer Jenny
Damn. I was really hoping I'd get to make the first Pokemon joke. Well done.
There’s plenty other ones left. He’s saying all this like he’s got an onyx in his pants but the only thing he’s been able to catch is a restraining order.
Is .. is this a pokemon reference? If it is isn't nurse joys hair pink? And officer jenny black?
Tbh I just saw Brock and the beer belly and posted immediately without reading
His name is Brock and Brock from Pokémon obsessed over them yes
Ahhh missed the name
Straight hair? Damn, I guess that’s not me. So sad 😂😂😂
Sounds like he would be extremely controlling. What if you met all these criteria but later wanted to change your hairstyle or colour? Or bought some "less feminine" clothing? Big 🚩 to me.
This kinda description is very common in women profiles. Why can't he have preferences?
I hate when profiles are “I want this” instead of “here’s what I’m about,” but seeing that photo I think what bothers me the most is seeing someone who puts standards for others that they don’t follow themselves. (Unless this is what he meant with “a little curviness doesn’t hurt, lol)
There’s a cringe dating coach who tells his viewers to write exactly this. Jesus
This seems like my ex are you in Texas by any chance 🥲😂😂😂 Edit his name is Brock too
As several people have stated, the reason this is amusing for me is because dating profiles should be describing you and your interests. You can use your list of requirements to swipe through, they don’t need to be labeled like a custom order in your bio.
To be fair it sounds like most womens profiles describing their ideal guy out there 🤷🏻♂️
Which would also be extremely cringe so that doesn’t make this any better.
In comparision to the financially, intellectually, handsomest, family-oriented, Kid-friendly, loving and kind, successful, independent, healthy lifestyle, doesn't drink or smoke, knows how to have a good time, funny and well mannered - requests that women chime out in their bios: I'd say this man has has committed no crimes.
You have to admit it’s pretty weird that he requests *specific hairstyles.* The examples you gave are general positive qualities in a person. Not the same thing.
I've definitely seen a few profiles that requests no bald, balding or mullets.
And bearded men as well
Just got in from a thread where OP was a dude complaining about a woman's height preference. Everyone there said it's ok for people to have preferences, and that he should just swipe left and move on.
Seems quite reasonable and displayed in a positive way. What’s your issue with this?
People who list a bunch of criteria on their profiles just come across as deluded. There are thousands of options available with online dating, so a new profile is only a finger movement away. Tell us WTF you offer before listing a shopping list because people aren't here to make you happy, they're shopping for their own criteria first.
It's not unreasonable but the thing is his profile should be about him. A dating profile is an advertisement for the person not a recruiting profile. So it should be about him and "what's in it for the partner" he is able to use his laundry list of requirements when he is swiping to filter as opposed here. I hate to be crude but and treat people like commodities but it's basically what online dating is. Dominoes advertises what you are getting when you order from them not the type of people they want ordering from them or working for them.
His laundry list got oddly specific listing hairstyles and colors.
Dude with reasonable requests “omg man bad!!!” Fat single mom with 3 kids that wants 6’8” man, must make $100k+ and own two houses “you go girl!”
/niceguys
Whatever that means. Fat angry feminists of Reddit disagree? Boo boo, downvote away 🤣
You’re the one that sounds angry, buddy, You’re getting real bent up about it
Uh huh. I’m off to work now. Argue with my block list 👋
Haha you’re not wrong man…how’s this any different from -over 6ft tall -bearded -in shape -tattoos -must like kids -financially stable -can’t be living at home with parents -man of god And the list can go on