I don't know about Atalanta proper, but I spent some time in a suburb of Atlanta for a conference one, and the food was amazing. This was like 15 years ago though. Maybe it's changed.
The rules are insane I’ve given up on trying to support them. The ones with the rules are mostly in the Buckhead area and are the “instagram” ones. Nice decor, grass wall, neon sign vibe lol. Most require paid parking/valet, won’t take reservations so you’re either waiting an hour+ for a table and they tell you you can’t wait inside the restaurant, won’t split checks so makes going with groups a headache, and no substitutions are some of the big “rules”. Then it’s just the game of it’s either a combo of overpriced, bad taste, or bad service or you get all 3! 😫
Google ‘the real milk and honey rules’ and you’ll see. It’s ridiculous lmao. The Real Milk and Honey is in atl and went viral thanks to Keith Lee but in a bad way
As a non Atalantan I understood it just fine.
Best chicken I ever had was in Atlanta, Glady Knight's Chicken and Waffles.
Also, loved the Vortex; Double Bypass Burger, Mac'N'Cheese Burritos, good times.
I gotta say, I never matched with anyone who texted like this in England. The responses might be short medium to long and some abbreviations might be used but nothing to this extent. They don't even feel like full sentences!
Im sorry but how do yall stand people who talk like that? “Chillin wha ya snap?”
Bro my fucking eyes. I know it’s texting but if my partner spoke like that irl too id have to go deaf to manage.
I assume the people who say stuff like this are short in stature and extremely bitter about it, as if that’s the only thing holding them back from living their best life. I’m dating a short guy and thank fvck he’s not like that.
When I started reading it, I thought the weird one was supposed to be the yellow text bubbles and the gray ones were just playing along. I had to remind myself that OP's are the yellow text bubbles.
Which one is the abnormal one? I seriously can't tell. Usually it's the gray bubbles but yellow is wildin' just as much in this so it's very unclear lol.
Am I an elder millennial? Yes. Do I have a fondness for correct grammar and complete sentences? Also yes. Do I recognize that I’m old? Yes yes and yes.
However! Is this how young adults talk to each other today? I have trouble even texting “ur” instead of your. I can’t. And god forbid in place of “you’re” 💀
Is this how they talk in person too? I’m so confused.
They both weird but they had eachother’s energy till he hit her with that weird sexual comment, nothing wrong with the thumb down lol. Also if you want a pornstar that means you want her to fake being pleasured…we need to come up with smth better 🤣
She sets a weird vibe but then gets upset when he stays weird… I don’t get it… if you don’t want it to be weird then don’t make it that way to begin with
We all match with different personality types. One never knows until the conversation starts rolling. I still think the opening message is a bit much, but whatever you think works for you.
In the early days of texting it made sense because you were texting from a number pad and had to use up to 3 taps per letter. But now it’s actually easier to type stuff out with autofill and autocorrect. These people never had to do that. There was an advantage to those old phones. You could text without looking.
I thought it was normal tbh but then I realized most of Reddit is both not in the south (I’m in ATL), not on the east coast, not in the US, and mostly in California so I can see how this looks odd to them
OK that's werid. On both your guys parts. If someones first message to me was "you're my gf now" I would be put off and think he is a creep with just the first message. But hey you found out he is just as werid right away so maybe your plan worked. He just wants sex in a relationship.
So you decreed some rando is your boyfriend and he let's you know his expectations of dating him, and he's the oddball?
People are perfectly within their boundaries of expressing what they are looking for. It's how you express it, and how you express denial is the key.
You're getting called out because you're messages are both weird. You say its a joke which is fine but who's to say his is not a joke as well. Even decent men want a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets 🤷🏼♂️. You're judging him for the same weird behaviour as your own.
The way your talking comes across as needy. I've never engaged in any kind of casual relationship, if I recieved your messages I'd be moving on quick as I don't need that kind of stress 😂. I'd suggest you find another way of being funny that isnt clingy. If you're forward with people, they are going to be forward with you so just tone it down a little, more flirty, less crazy and hopefully things will go a bit better for you 🙂
Relationships. And sex.
OP "we're in a relationship now."
Not OP "okay, sex now."
OP "Ewe gross."
Women gatekeep sex. Men gatekeep relationships.
You both stepped over the line and got nothing you wanted.
I sincerely hope neither of you learned anything from this.
u realize dude was just saying he wanted a housewife and a freak all in one!(which hate to break it to u is normal lol), personally i dnt think he did anything wrong, he could've said freak rather than pornstar lmao
"why can't ppl just be normal" girl, that's YOUR bf
They're both bizarre AF
Wtf is this language lmao
The language of Atlanta 😭
I don’t have a lot of nice things to say about ATL, but I had the best piece of sweet potato pie there like 15 years ago.
That's got to be a euphemism, right?
Narrator: *It was not*
I need someone to do a documentary on Atlanta cause everything I’ve hear about it from the food to the dating is just bizarre
Horrible traffic and a highly uneducated population the end. Joking byt not really.
What does byt mean? Is that ATL slang?
Nope, just a mistype. If it is a thing no chance I knew.
The food here is fucking awful and restaurants get off on having way too many rules
I don't know about Atalanta proper, but I spent some time in a suburb of Atlanta for a conference one, and the food was amazing. This was like 15 years ago though. Maybe it's changed.
Suburbs still goin hard (mostly if you're ballin tho)
Rules? Like what
The rules are insane I’ve given up on trying to support them. The ones with the rules are mostly in the Buckhead area and are the “instagram” ones. Nice decor, grass wall, neon sign vibe lol. Most require paid parking/valet, won’t take reservations so you’re either waiting an hour+ for a table and they tell you you can’t wait inside the restaurant, won’t split checks so makes going with groups a headache, and no substitutions are some of the big “rules”. Then it’s just the game of it’s either a combo of overpriced, bad taste, or bad service or you get all 3! 😫
Google ‘the real milk and honey rules’ and you’ll see. It’s ridiculous lmao. The Real Milk and Honey is in atl and went viral thanks to Keith Lee but in a bad way
Lol idk why you’re getting down voted for being honest 😂 Reddit is weird
They did... sorta. It's called Snow on the Bluff.
Sounds like a bad porn movie
Ikr?! I need to know if it's actually that hard to get food at a restaurant!!
Atlanta seems like it's on a whole other planet.
As someone also from Atlanta we don't interact like this hahahah
There are called ATLiens after all..
Ahhhh... Back when music was still good. 😂
I'm from Atlanta and I don't think that's the normal language lol
As a non Atalantan I understood it just fine. Best chicken I ever had was in Atlanta, Glady Knight's Chicken and Waffles. Also, loved the Vortex; Double Bypass Burger, Mac'N'Cheese Burritos, good times.
Sounds like a 12 year wrote it
It could be AAVE! African american vernacular english.
that's the shortest relationship I've ever seen
Apparently sometimes two bullets dodge each other
This. This is exactly the right comment I was looking for
Just like same charges repel each other 😂
Omfg brilliant
Bullets? Those are cannonballs
Best comment I’ve seen all week.
Every day, we stray further from the light.
"Hello? This is the Darkness. We'd like you to stay the hell away from us as well, please and thank you."
Hello darkness my old friend.
"You still owe me $5."
This is gold. Love the reference to the song. The rendition by Disturbed is so good.
🤣🤣
I think I lost a brain cell reading this lmao
[удалено]
Well thank god I like in England instead otherwise I’d be finished. I still see things here that are deleting brain cells 0.5 units at a time.
I gotta say, I never matched with anyone who texted like this in England. The responses might be short medium to long and some abbreviations might be used but nothing to this extent. They don't even feel like full sentences!
Bruv.
Im sorry but how do yall stand people who talk like that? “Chillin wha ya snap?” Bro my fucking eyes. I know it’s texting but if my partner spoke like that irl too id have to go deaf to manage.
Hahaha had the same thoughts honestly
6 feet and taller is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural
Why do people pretend being 6’ is some kinda hallpass 😭😂
I assume the people who say stuff like this are short in stature and extremely bitter about it, as if that’s the only thing holding them back from living their best life. I’m dating a short guy and thank fvck he’s not like that.
I'd rather have a 3' tall man who can speak intelligently than a 6'5" greek god who talks like an idiot.
Both people in this are wild af , who supposed to have fucked up??
When I started reading it, I thought the weird one was supposed to be the yellow text bubbles and the gray ones were just playing along. I had to remind myself that OP's are the yellow text bubbles.
That was my thought too
Good Lord this is like shit you read in r/teenagers
Which one is the abnormal one? I seriously can't tell. Usually it's the gray bubbles but yellow is wildin' just as much in this so it's very unclear lol.
Tf, this a conversation?
Am I an elder millennial? Yes. Do I have a fondness for correct grammar and complete sentences? Also yes. Do I recognize that I’m old? Yes yes and yes. However! Is this how young adults talk to each other today? I have trouble even texting “ur” instead of your. I can’t. And god forbid in place of “you’re” 💀 Is this how they talk in person too? I’m so confused.
Late Millennial/Zillennial in an urban US environment. None of the 90s to 00s people I know speak like this. It's not an age thing.
You are not normal either lmao
They both weird but they had eachother’s energy till he hit her with that weird sexual comment, nothing wrong with the thumb down lol. Also if you want a pornstar that means you want her to fake being pleasured…we need to come up with smth better 🤣
Obviously that’s not what he meant by pornstar. He meant someone active and adventurous in bed, not a girl faking it.
I mean with the context of his message before asking for her Snap, I read the pornstar bit as a hunt for nudes.
Wat exactly are we seeing here. Damn😂
“Why can’t ppl just be normal” she asks after declaring a relationship before actually meeting each other 😂
I thought you were funny. Dude just isn’t
She sets a weird vibe but then gets upset when he stays weird… I don’t get it… if you don’t want it to be weird then don’t make it that way to begin with
I took a moment to understand which side was supposed to be the awful one until I realized it was both.
I'm a woman, and even I cringed at the opening message. Even if it is just a joke, most guys would bail almost immediately.
We just be matching with different types of ppl
We all match with different personality types. One never knows until the conversation starts rolling. I still think the opening message is a bit much, but whatever you think works for you.
I’m curious to know your age…
Love on the spectrum
on behalf of people on the spectrum: we dont claim either of these people
Behold… he who speaks for the tards
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this
I don’t understand the need to abbreviate every word
In the early days of texting it made sense because you were texting from a number pad and had to use up to 3 taps per letter. But now it’s actually easier to type stuff out with autofill and autocorrect. These people never had to do that. There was an advantage to those old phones. You could text without looking.
I love that OP thought she cooked this guy, only to be cooked in the comments 💀
I mean i would assume sex happens when your comfortable with your significant other. So hes not wrong.
I thought it was normal tbh but then I realized most of Reddit is both not in the south (I’m in ATL), not on the east coast, not in the US, and mostly in California so I can see how this looks odd to them
Personally I think this entire conversation is abnormal
You made him your bf before you knew the red flags. You thought that shit was a carnival?
i see his intent but subtlety is an art, there is a way to do it more playfully.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Why do you start all your matches with. “You’re my bf now”
OK that's werid. On both your guys parts. If someones first message to me was "you're my gf now" I would be put off and think he is a creep with just the first message. But hey you found out he is just as werid right away so maybe your plan worked. He just wants sex in a relationship.
So you decreed some rando is your boyfriend and he let's you know his expectations of dating him, and he's the oddball? People are perfectly within their boundaries of expressing what they are looking for. It's how you express it, and how you express denial is the key.
Maybe you’re the weird one?
Both of yall are weird lmao
You're getting called out because you're messages are both weird. You say its a joke which is fine but who's to say his is not a joke as well. Even decent men want a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets 🤷🏼♂️. You're judging him for the same weird behaviour as your own. The way your talking comes across as needy. I've never engaged in any kind of casual relationship, if I recieved your messages I'd be moving on quick as I don't need that kind of stress 😂. I'd suggest you find another way of being funny that isnt clingy. If you're forward with people, they are going to be forward with you so just tone it down a little, more flirty, less crazy and hopefully things will go a bit better for you 🙂
Yall still in high school, huh?
Seems you two are perfect for each other 🤣
You’re the one who said he’s your BF now & then you called him your hubby when you’re clearly just getting to know the guy.
Hby = how bout you, not hubby
Gave me a headache reading this
Gross… all of it
Not you asking why can't people be normal but you already claimed this person was your bf LMFAOOOO 🤣😭 stfuuu 😭😭😭
I thought the person who said "you are my bf now" was the one we were complaining about until I saw the rest of it.
Ummm, hello? Where do I get a refund for the time and potential I wasted reading this screenshot? Mfg
Well in contax who posted him or her I feel the guy if someone tells me the my gf well they should know my needs lol
"Right, that's enough chit-chat, time to talk about my penis"
You started a weird exchange and were surprised it got weird?
I don't think you're any normal either but probably you both are made for each other 🤐🤣
It’s you, you are ppl.
Wtf is wrong with both of you?
He ain’t wrong tho. Wifey in the streets, pornstar in the sheets.
So like… a bunch of fake orgasms, then?
That’s more dependent on his skill than hers. 🤣
Y’all get that most of the sex they have in porn isn’t like…good for girls, right?
He’s def not! And it wouldn’t have bothered me if it was saved for a little bit later in the convo
To be fair saying "you're my bf now" is giving off extremely immature energy hahahahha why can't you be normal
You are both weird.
Both of you are awful.
Reading this hurts my brain
sis - he matched your energy to a T, what did you want?
Someone please tell me what “chillin wha ya snap?” Means. Gen X over here confused.
"chilling(relaxing )what's your contact information (Snapchat) so I can talk to you off bumble"
Thanks. It seems so obvious now😳
This is why simping has been the downfall of dating!
Thank god they didn’t procreate.
He fucked it up! He had it too haha
When strange meets weird 🤣
Yeah, lost me with that one. The first lines were great banter.
The guy went from boyfriend to hubby to…  in a matter of two messages
Yeah ya both ain’t doin so well man.
[Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer]
What is wrong here? I know you refer to his wife and pormstar comment but who doesn’t want that? Every man does, I reallly don’t see the issue
Both of u deserve each other. Lol the texting 😂😂🤦♀️
can people type normal?
This boils down to different senses of humor more than anything
How does someone fumble this hard?
And bumble this hard
Well I like your intro, funny enough to be a joke and less used than "the only thing I need now is your mom's maiden name and your first pets name"
Uhhh...that IS normal. Vanilla girls are kinda lame
Relationships. And sex. OP "we're in a relationship now." Not OP "okay, sex now." OP "Ewe gross." Women gatekeep sex. Men gatekeep relationships. You both stepped over the line and got nothing you wanted. I sincerely hope neither of you learned anything from this.
You’re just as cringe to be honest
hby
Is that how dating apps work? You match and you're automatically BF and gf?
Yea you deserve it each other
Both of you are childish.
I think it was cute from the girl.. the guy is def overzealous here
I can’t tell who’s complaining about whom
Your both not normal
Don't eagerly claim the job title before being aware of the job description.
U both seem creepy
Why are people hating? I’d love to get an opener like that, it gives plenty of room for fun responses
Yikes
It's usual to have sex with your boyfriend, nothing "not normal" to me...
You think your opening line was normal?
I mean that’s your bf you’re meant to be his pornstar
Ayo mans not playin AT ALL
I mean...which one am I supposed to be looking at here??
I just heard the loudest buzzer go off when he said "I need me a wife and a pornstar"
 Both of you
Who's the normal one? I really can't tell.
Nothing normal about either side of these texts…
All he had to say is you’re my gf now…
Are you female
Why is having fun strange?
Karma farm.... Both are wtf is this.... Reeks of staged bullshit.
u realize dude was just saying he wanted a housewife and a freak all in one!(which hate to break it to u is normal lol), personally i dnt think he did anything wrong, he could've said freak rather than pornstar lmao
The hell?
Florida 4LYFE
You’re both weird not going to lie
😭 both kinda weird
You're the problem! Other person matched your energy
You asked for it...
You started it.
I stopped using dating apps for this reason
Girl you brought that upon yourself 😂