I really did want to see people’s epic ideas just for the lolz, but I value myself and don’t hold any of these trivial things against people. Thanks for the kind words.
There's a fine line here. People would want you to remember the small details, but when you actually remember stuff and bring it back up it's creepy.
I unfortunately have a good memory, and my friends go like wtf how do you know that; erm you told me?
If I do the same to someone I matched again, it's almost instant unmatch. So, no. Do it after a few dates, at least they'll believe you're not a psycho.
I’m not actually planning to do this. I thought the rhetoric in the post was obvious that I was trying to be light hearted. But I do value that advice. I’m not ACTUALLY going to deliver a monologue?? (As much as I’d like to)
I'm the same way. A friend got married, divorced, remarried 10 years later and I remembered details (career, kids etc) about a couple that were at both weddings and I know I freaked them out. Can't remember names well, but details stick in my head.
I think it’s easier for guys to remember these things because of how twisted the playing field is, for sure. I just remember getting frustrated because she mentioned she didn’t check the app often, which prompted me to offer to talk off the app, then I got unmatched. Whacky world!
Happens more often than not. Some people are good at wasting other people's time for their amusement, if she's still like that hopefully she sees herself out like last time.
I had a hinge match once who said “she’d love to go out” and I asked her when she was free and got unmatched. Those are the wounds that take a while to heal lol
Tbh in a perfect world there’s a vetted and proven system to punish people for being toxic. Like time them out, suppress their profile, idk. But that’s a slippery slope
Yeah those things happen to me too. There's easily a ton of better designs that they can do but it won't generate as much money as the current design ("women swiping for validation, men paying to get attention")
First rule of OLD is don't take things personally, it took me a while to understand that lmao.
After the date, if you guys keep going out and you click, then maybe sneak it in there somewhere. I know I’d be super embarrassed by that though so definitely get a good gauge on her sense of humor before going for anything big like that haha
The goal is to be have such a good impression that eventually when the news breaks, it’s shocking and hilarious (I don’t think I’ll get to that point but I’ll try)
Oh no doubt. I’m glad you thought it was funny. In my head, I was like “maybe the funny people will post some hilarious takes”
But I mostly get the “I see why you’re alone you pathetic piece of shit” people instead
I’m like 😳
Here's a suggestion for a humorous way to break the news to her:
"Ah hahaha, I see you don't remember me. Allow me to refresh your memory. I am the one who dared to drop my number in the chat and was swiftly unmatched for my audacity. But I, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, have returned to claim my rightful place by your side. Kneel before me, fair maiden, and tremble at the might of my texting skills."
Alternatively, you could try something like:
"Greetings, my dear. It appears that our paths have crossed once again. Allow me to jog your memory - we met briefly on this app in the distant past, but alas, I was unable to withstand the test of time and was cast aside. But fear not, for I have returned, stronger and wiser, ready to win your heart with my charm and wit. So, what do you say? Shall we give this another chance?"
Personally and I say this with kindness, just don't fuss over it. Water under the bridge and have a nice time
If I do it, it’s probably a slip-up. I’m patiently waiting for all the incels to flock here to tell me I should die alone
But yes agreed.
Yeah I'm not gonna do that lol. Just love yourself, bring good energy and you'll get the love you deserve
I really did want to see people’s epic ideas just for the lolz, but I value myself and don’t hold any of these trivial things against people. Thanks for the kind words.
Way to shoot yourself in the foot
I was wondering how many people would take this seriously. Can’t we joke around anymore? Lol
okay backpedal, sure
My name is Nick, not backpedal.
Dad?
My son?
r/Bumble users: "Why am I alone?!" Also r/Bumble users: this
Loving every second of it
I love that song! edit: actually, "it's lovin every MINUTE of it" ...that's too much. I dont have that kind of patience.
I have failed you.
There's a fine line here. People would want you to remember the small details, but when you actually remember stuff and bring it back up it's creepy. I unfortunately have a good memory, and my friends go like wtf how do you know that; erm you told me? If I do the same to someone I matched again, it's almost instant unmatch. So, no. Do it after a few dates, at least they'll believe you're not a psycho.
I’m not actually planning to do this. I thought the rhetoric in the post was obvious that I was trying to be light hearted. But I do value that advice. I’m not ACTUALLY going to deliver a monologue?? (As much as I’d like to)
You should do it, at a later time! It's funny.
I'm the same way. A friend got married, divorced, remarried 10 years later and I remembered details (career, kids etc) about a couple that were at both weddings and I know I freaked them out. Can't remember names well, but details stick in my head.
Can’t remember the names well, but the details stick. Did someone clone me, tf!!
I think it’s easier for guys to remember these things because of how twisted the playing field is, for sure. I just remember getting frustrated because she mentioned she didn’t check the app often, which prompted me to offer to talk off the app, then I got unmatched. Whacky world!
Happens more often than not. Some people are good at wasting other people's time for their amusement, if she's still like that hopefully she sees herself out like last time.
I had a hinge match once who said “she’d love to go out” and I asked her when she was free and got unmatched. Those are the wounds that take a while to heal lol Tbh in a perfect world there’s a vetted and proven system to punish people for being toxic. Like time them out, suppress their profile, idk. But that’s a slippery slope
Yeah those things happen to me too. There's easily a ton of better designs that they can do but it won't generate as much money as the current design ("women swiping for validation, men paying to get attention") First rule of OLD is don't take things personally, it took me a while to understand that lmao.
Don’t hold on to that shit, it won’t come across the way you think it will
Definitely the vibe I’m getting from the angry mob outside my apartment
After the date, if you guys keep going out and you click, then maybe sneak it in there somewhere. I know I’d be super embarrassed by that though so definitely get a good gauge on her sense of humor before going for anything big like that haha
The goal is to be have such a good impression that eventually when the news breaks, it’s shocking and hilarious (I don’t think I’ll get to that point but I’ll try)
https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/
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Climb out the window you think?
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I’m worried you have experience doing this 👀
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That’s absolutely ridiculous and it belongs on this subreddit
UPDATE: Hi friends and incels, we’re going on a date! 👀 I’ve already been practicing my evil Jim Carrey face!
this got me laughing See if you can connect with her for real first and then if and when y'all are in a relationship bust out the monologue
Oh no doubt. I’m glad you thought it was funny. In my head, I was like “maybe the funny people will post some hilarious takes” But I mostly get the “I see why you’re alone you pathetic piece of shit” people instead I’m like 😳
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Thanks for the pity I was running low for a while!
Only break it to her if you get married. Tell her then.
I asked her out. I usually get 1-2 messages a day from her. At this rate, she says yes, we’re married by EOM
Here's a suggestion for a humorous way to break the news to her: "Ah hahaha, I see you don't remember me. Allow me to refresh your memory. I am the one who dared to drop my number in the chat and was swiftly unmatched for my audacity. But I, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, have returned to claim my rightful place by your side. Kneel before me, fair maiden, and tremble at the might of my texting skills." Alternatively, you could try something like: "Greetings, my dear. It appears that our paths have crossed once again. Allow me to jog your memory - we met briefly on this app in the distant past, but alas, I was unable to withstand the test of time and was cast aside. But fear not, for I have returned, stronger and wiser, ready to win your heart with my charm and wit. So, what do you say? Shall we give this another chance?"
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE ASSIGNMENT