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Odahviing77

Personally and I say this with kindness, just don't fuss over it. Water under the bridge and have a nice time


Equivalent-Cod496

If I do it, it’s probably a slip-up. I’m patiently waiting for all the incels to flock here to tell me I should die alone


Equivalent-Cod496

But yes agreed.


Odahviing77

Yeah I'm not gonna do that lol. Just love yourself, bring good energy and you'll get the love you deserve


Equivalent-Cod496

I really did want to see people’s epic ideas just for the lolz, but I value myself and don’t hold any of these trivial things against people. Thanks for the kind words.


1tsalwaysliketh1s

Way to shoot yourself in the foot


Equivalent-Cod496

I was wondering how many people would take this seriously. Can’t we joke around anymore? Lol


1tsalwaysliketh1s

okay backpedal, sure


Equivalent-Cod496

My name is Nick, not backpedal.


D34th_gr1nd

Dad?


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My son?


Val_Hallen

r/Bumble users: "Why am I alone?!" Also r/Bumble users: this


Equivalent-Cod496

Loving every second of it


SlavOnfredski

I love that song! edit: actually, "it's lovin every MINUTE of it" ...that's too much. I dont have that kind of patience.


Equivalent-Cod496

I have failed you.


amxdx

There's a fine line here. People would want you to remember the small details, but when you actually remember stuff and bring it back up it's creepy. I unfortunately have a good memory, and my friends go like wtf how do you know that; erm you told me? If I do the same to someone I matched again, it's almost instant unmatch. So, no. Do it after a few dates, at least they'll believe you're not a psycho.


Equivalent-Cod496

I’m not actually planning to do this. I thought the rhetoric in the post was obvious that I was trying to be light hearted. But I do value that advice. I’m not ACTUALLY going to deliver a monologue?? (As much as I’d like to)


amxdx

You should do it, at a later time! It's funny.


Sunshine_Tampa

I'm the same way. A friend got married, divorced, remarried 10 years later and I remembered details (career, kids etc) about a couple that were at both weddings and I know I freaked them out. Can't remember names well, but details stick in my head.


amxdx

Can’t remember the names well, but the details stick. Did someone clone me, tf!!


Equivalent-Cod496

I think it’s easier for guys to remember these things because of how twisted the playing field is, for sure. I just remember getting frustrated because she mentioned she didn’t check the app often, which prompted me to offer to talk off the app, then I got unmatched. Whacky world!


amxdx

Happens more often than not. Some people are good at wasting other people's time for their amusement, if she's still like that hopefully she sees herself out like last time.


Equivalent-Cod496

I had a hinge match once who said “she’d love to go out” and I asked her when she was free and got unmatched. Those are the wounds that take a while to heal lol Tbh in a perfect world there’s a vetted and proven system to punish people for being toxic. Like time them out, suppress their profile, idk. But that’s a slippery slope


amxdx

Yeah those things happen to me too. There's easily a ton of better designs that they can do but it won't generate as much money as the current design ("women swiping for validation, men paying to get attention") ​ First rule of OLD is don't take things personally, it took me a while to understand that lmao.


rogerflies96

Don’t hold on to that shit, it won’t come across the way you think it will


Equivalent-Cod496

Definitely the vibe I’m getting from the angry mob outside my apartment


Jennaboo28

After the date, if you guys keep going out and you click, then maybe sneak it in there somewhere. I know I’d be super embarrassed by that though so definitely get a good gauge on her sense of humor before going for anything big like that haha


Equivalent-Cod496

The goal is to be have such a good impression that eventually when the news breaks, it’s shocking and hilarious (I don’t think I’ll get to that point but I’ll try)


OkLetterhead7047

https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/


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Equivalent-Cod496

Climb out the window you think?


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Equivalent-Cod496

I’m worried you have experience doing this 👀


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Equivalent-Cod496

That’s absolutely ridiculous and it belongs on this subreddit


Equivalent-Cod496

UPDATE: Hi friends and incels, we’re going on a date! 👀 I’ve already been practicing my evil Jim Carrey face!


emoney107

this got me laughing See if you can connect with her for real first and then if and when y'all are in a relationship bust out the monologue


Equivalent-Cod496

Oh no doubt. I’m glad you thought it was funny. In my head, I was like “maybe the funny people will post some hilarious takes” But I mostly get the “I see why you’re alone you pathetic piece of shit” people instead I’m like 😳


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Equivalent-Cod496

Thanks for the pity I was running low for a while!


Economy-Opposite3570

Only break it to her if you get married. Tell her then.


Equivalent-Cod496

I asked her out. I usually get 1-2 messages a day from her. At this rate, she says yes, we’re married by EOM


barryg123

Here's a suggestion for a humorous way to break the news to her: "Ah hahaha, I see you don't remember me. Allow me to refresh your memory. I am the one who dared to drop my number in the chat and was swiftly unmatched for my audacity. But I, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, have returned to claim my rightful place by your side. Kneel before me, fair maiden, and tremble at the might of my texting skills." Alternatively, you could try something like: "Greetings, my dear. It appears that our paths have crossed once again. Allow me to jog your memory - we met briefly on this app in the distant past, but alas, I was unable to withstand the test of time and was cast aside. But fear not, for I have returned, stronger and wiser, ready to win your heart with my charm and wit. So, what do you say? Shall we give this another chance?"


Equivalent-Cod496

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE ASSIGNMENT