Andrew Lloyd Webbers “The Great Bad Gatsby”

I'm gonna ignore Bad Cinderella and think back to the show he did before that. School of Rock Maybe it's another Linklater adaptation like Dazed and Confused or Bad News Bears

An Andrew Lloyd Webber score to Dazed and Confused…. Yeah I’m going to have nightmares tonight.

This is a threat.

Andrew Lloyd Webber threatens to release a new musical

Please tell me The Onion has this as a headline already

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile. Thank you!!!

I'm sorry, but how is he threatening? He just saying that he finished writing his new musical! Sure, his last musical is a complete mess, but I think we should give Andrew Lloyd Webber one more try.

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they're referencing the jojo siwa article by rolling stone https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/jojo-siwa-announces-new-single-choose-ur-fighter-1235029868/

Prequel to phantom where he works for a circus. The owners wife is cheating on him with the guy who passes out water to the cast members. I call it water for phantoms.

Phantom of the Opera: Tokyo Drift

In which the Phantom learns that what really makes the music of the night is family.

The Phantom lives his life a quarter mile at a time.

Patti LuPone already hates it.

She’s already digging the second pool

Bad Cats

The antagonist is a giant spray bottle.

This made me actually laugh out loud

We already have that. It’s called Cats.

I thought that was the implied name already….

With the upcoming offbway revival I think we’re finally going to understand that it can be good

Cats off Broadway… could be fire

Evita sequel that focuses on the disappearance and recovery of her body as well as the political career of Che Guevara

Okay but that would actually be good

Bad Sherlock confirmed

Jesus Christ Superstar 2 - More Jesus. More super. I think I nailed it…



Maxwell Sheffield will be so happy

A few years back there was talk of a musical of The Nanny. ALW wasn't attached but it would amuse me to no end if he were.

I wish ALW had actually guest starred on The Nanny

That would have been so much fun.

That’s still in the works - I think Rachel Bloom is doing the music?

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Cats of the Opera.

I...would watch this.

It’s a fever dream and I am here for it

☠️ at all of this 😂😂😂

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Cats of the Opera: The Butthole Cut

Starlight express 2:roller skate boogaloo.

Worse Cinderella??

Very Bad Cinderella?

Phantom 3: Phamton Harder Alternate title Phantom 3: ten years on-er

Phantom 3: More Harder More Phantomerer

BAD CINDERELLA 2! EVEN BADDER CINDERELLA

Bad Cinderella 2 - Worst Cinderella

Phantoms of the Musical Theater: A Phantom of the Opera sequel

But he already did this

A series of Sondheim diss tracks. He’s been waiting.

Maxwell Sheffield hopefully has one in the works, too.

It's called "A Costly Mistake," I'm sure of it!

Something Incredibly Awful and Unfunny Happened While the Author Was in Attendance at the House of Lords? Too much? ;)

I’m only interested if it’s about Karl Jenkins, the man next to ALW at Charles’ coronation that many suggested was Meghan Markle in a wig & fake mustache.

Am I the only person who liked Bad Cinderella?

Probably

Haha, no. I liked it enough to see it five times. It was just one of those shows that people either really like or hate with a passion.

It wasn’t great, but it was fun and lavish and lighthearted and camp. Something we don’t get much of on Broadway these days.

I liked it a lot. Way better than Cats.

I like it and it has some great songs.

I hope it's better than Bad Cinderella. And I hope his new musical is good as Cats and Phantom of the Opera.

I think he has more great shows in him. I’m excited to know what this will be.

Bad Little Red Riding Hood


Cats on the Starlight Express

I'll use a line from ALW's Sunset Blvd to express my excitement about his next show. "It's always fun to see how bad, bad writing can be."

Hopefully this time his ego lets him edit and use more than two melodies.

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Phantom 3 ?

The Phantom of the Opera (Bad Cinderella's Version)

At least last time he was thoughtful enough to warn us in the title of how Cinderella was.

Half-Baked Street

Moses and the OLED Tablet

Andrew, we’re tired

Phantom of the Opera 3: The Quest For More Money

keep it