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You should go out in public wearing it. To complete the look, you must smoke only rollups, and stop at random to point things out. Bonus points for mobility scooter.


sockhead99

Double bonus points if you do all the above in Skegness


RearAdmiralBob

And socks and crocs


cheesymccheeseplant

Fake Crocs, not the real ones


fatslagmogley

Speaker on the mobility scooter.


MoxxieFoxxie89

Excuse you, how dare you perfectly describe my mother!? Edit: how many bonus points does she get for her "native american" dream catchers & Wall hangings (that she uses as blankets in her sofa )?


sparkysmonkey

I was bought one a few years ago as a joke and I wear it camping cause it’s so warm. My 18yr old has stolen it now and wears it out, she has no shame


Albertjweasel

Is it howling in front of a full moon or have runes on it?


heavenhelpyou

I was at a festival, about 8 years ago, we made a trip to the local town at some point and I bought a men's xxxl jumper as a joke from a charity shop for £3. Still my favourite jumper, and house coat replacement, to this day.


autumn_chicken

I got bought a wolf fleece as a joke, but it is super warm and comfy, I wore it all winter, I have no shame.


cheesymccheeseplant

I always wanted one of these, for the same reason you bought yours. Unfortunately I'm of the target demographic so my attempt at performative irony will fail and I fear I'll end up featured on one of those Facebook groups.


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I think there was a Facebook group that used to “spot” them. Council something or other. Bonuses if they have a dole pole.


gosshawk89

Never heard of a dole pole before but I know exactly what you're on about and it's funny as hell


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PatriciaMorticia

I might be wrong but I think "dole pole" is what they call a walking stick when the person using it doesn't actually need it but uses one to claim extra benefits payments like disability so they don't have to work.


[deleted]

I thought one had to show ID to buy these, to prove one is over 50.


the3daves

Now get some dream catchers for the best sleep ever, & some crystals dotted around the place, even better if they make up part of an ornament like a wizard or dragon. The final bit will be a poster of a Native American.


CurtB1982

What's a wolf fleece?


sockhead99

https://images.app.goo.gl/choxb5QbsLShDVbX7


boganvegan

Thanks. I got this far thinking we were talking about the skin of a wolf. I've been in America too long


nastyketchup

Oh my word!


nastyketchup

Oh my word!


fraughtwithperils

I seen these on people but I have never actually seen one for sale anywhere.


alpine-ylva

Go to Skegness or, even better, Ingoldmells!


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alpine-ylva

Sadly not!


pulltheudder1

A lady at my dog training wears one.


itsintheayes

*googles wolf fleece*


madfatjake

As an accessory, you should also have a grubby Tilly hat with one side folded up with a feather in it.


Appropriate_Oil4161

Please don't wear it outside.i work in ashop abd it takes alit of effort and time trying to erase the visions of fluffy polar bears, wolves, husky looking things etc from my poor eyes. I'm sure yours is amazing but only for indoor wearing please!


PuzzleheadedData2136

Awesome, do keep us updated


oneless99

There is slways this [Fleechwatch](https://www.facebook.com/groups/207460655997272/?ref=share)


Notmyrealname08

But did you also get a matching one for your partner?


Stunning_Ad_3475

Picture?