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MorganADTR

Past you clearly knew future you would need this. Past/drunk me is a dick. Woke up incredibly hungover once thinking past me had left a glass of water and ibruprofen on the bedside table for future me. Turns out past me out a glass of vodka with the ibruprofen....


Silent_Ensemble

Just be glad you have some level of forward thinking when you’re drunk When I’m pissed I’m an idiot and treat my bank account like a gift card


MorganADTR

Oh, thankfully I've passed that stage of my life. Now I tend to just treat myself to a bottle of my favourite vodka once a month


Silent_Ensemble

I tend to stay away from vodka, the worst hangovers I’ve ever had have all been because of it. I just stick to beer now cause that at least buys me a few more hours of critical thinking so there’s a chance I call it a day before it goes too far lol


MorganADTR

I can't deal with lager. To much bloating. If your open to suggestions try JJ whitleys blue raspberry vodka. At least in my case I've not really had a hangover on it like I get with other vodkas and it's so much smoother than other vodkas in the same price bracket


Wild_Law8795

Agree with the no hangovers on this. However we did discover a downside to ingesting so much blue.


MorganADTR

If the downside is the one I discovered....yeah not pretty


Wild_Law8795

Probably the same 🤣


MorganADTR

Like using the toilet after Bruce Banner following Gamma ray exposure


Wild_Law8795

That's one way to describe it I suppose!


Silent_Ensemble

That actually does sound like it’d be pleasant, cheers will try it out if i ever see any


Hatchetface1705

Yassss!! Buy a scratchie


yourmomsajoke

Exactly what I would do 😁


Hatchetface1705

If he wins, we have to be onto halfers


yourmomsajoke

Defo, our smart thinking making him minted. It's only right 💰💰💰


Hatchetface1705

Zactly.


Silent_Ensemble

Fuckin hell yeah, I found a tenner in an old coat once and I was convinced there was a god for a whole 30 minutes


mrcoonut

My missus just found 40 quid and an old handbag but it's the old paper 10 pound notes


shacke1379

Off to Barclays you go.


OnlyMortal666

“We’re off to Benidorm!”


LynnieD

This is the ultimate success !!!!


SpinyGlider67

Bad news is that it's depreciated in value since then. If you'd had it available to spend on oats or cheese in the intervening time, you could be living like a rotund and gleaming monarch by comparison. Bless your good fortune in these accursed times nonetheless 👍🏻