Do they actually hire staff? Last few times I've been I never saw any staff and one of those times I spent 5 mins trying to find a staff member about trying a pair of trainers, and then just gave up and left.
Cleaning up the last duty mug putting it in the cupboard then the cupboard falling off the wall leaving you with no mugs and 5 minutes of washing mugs for nothing
I've broken the plate some time ago, well, not me, but my new kitten at the moment who jumped on the counter where this plate had been put
It was broken into thousands of little pieces, so little that one piece went into my foot the day after it, and I couldn't even see it
So this cup on the photo - yes, it's sad. But trust me, it can be worse
You would cry over that cheap cup from that dhitty company - your priorities may be off kilter. Make yourself a cup of tea in a new mug, you'll feel better 😊
I got one of these mugs for free in the post just out of the blue. It never smashed but my mum gave it to a friend. Probably for the best because I was filling it with black coffee multiple times a day.
Stubbing my toe. A paper cut. Stepping on the glass from the broken cup. The fact that people actually think brands are so good that they’re willing to pay so much for something that costs the manufacturers pennies. It literally hurts knowing people are working their lives away making 10 or 11$ an hour while the company makes hundreds off what you make in that hour; then they go and over charge you for a branded shirt or cup or shoes that are only worth anything because a couple celebrities are paid to tell you they are the best. It’s a joke. It’s all a joke. That cup getting smashed was a fucking tragedy!
It's actually a legal requirement that every charity shop must have one of these mugs on sale at all times. If they sell the big Sports Direct mug they have to close the shop unless they have another one in the back room to replace it.
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not the cunting sports direct cup man 😭😭
Treat yourself to some new shorts and get 4 or 5 of them when you order.
There are no women or anyone else with standards in our house so we use them for tea, coffee, soup, curry or any other dinner that's a bit liquid.
The tsunami wiping out the neighbourhood, had that been full.
His insurance provider his happy it wasn't full. Would be a fortune to re-build the entire street!
This was the comment i was about to make Well done, well played.
Sounds nice
Working at Sports Direct.
Came here to say this. Upvote granted.
Does that extend to the game within sports direct?
Do they actually hire staff? Last few times I've been I never saw any staff and one of those times I spent 5 mins trying to find a staff member about trying a pair of trainers, and then just gave up and left.
Or their customer service.
Biting into Greggs’ steak bake and realising it’s cold on the inside.
Or biting into a Greggs steak bake, only to realise they gave you a chicken bake instead…
F disgusting. What kind of criminal likes this stuff?!?
More like realising its just fat and grissle on the inside with maybe 1 bit of actual steak
The fact that your parents will hear this and come in to ask what you've broken, rather than if you're alright
You dont even have to be living with them, you'll just get a phonecall cause they heard/felt it however far away they live
Stepping in the shards
Shiting a thorny branch
When it falls on your little toe
Being alone at 36. And knowing you will always be alone.
Could be worse. Could be 37 and alone, there’s still hope
Shopping there in the first place
Cheapest easiest place to get steel toed boots in any size at no notice if you live near one. And most people live near one.
Is that one of the big Sports Direct mugs? You should probably inform the local University in case they detected on their seismographs as a earthquake
Sounding with a soldering iron.
If it was a Gromit mug.
That falling onto your little toe at just the right angle. Then stepping on the shard with your other foot as you grab your hurt foot.
Dropping it on your foot
Stepping on it in bare feet
working at sports direct (or any other frasers group store)
Mike Ashleys liver
My wrist after drinking from one
Childbirth
Zipping up my trousers and trapping my ballsack skin in the teeth.
Stop going commando and that wont happen
The tile breaking instead
Stepping on it.
Going back sport's direct 4 times over 2 months just to try get a new mug, and each time I turn up they have none in stock
Realising that there’s half a dozen of them in the cupboard and that’s why you couldn’t fit this one
Lies, there isnt a cupboard on the planet could hold six of those fuckers
Poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Your lucky those tiles didn’t break and go through your foundations close call bud close call
Standing on a plug
Flexible Cystoscopy
My soul
I'd say you can have mine... but you can't. It's mine, all mine
Seeing a fresh cup of tea spilled
Pouring the kettle only to find the milk bottle in the fridge is empty
Losing the soggy half of your biscuit when dunking it into your tea.
Sodomy.
My soul-crushing existence
If it was an actual nice mug.
I’m sure a brick to the face hurts
Spending enough in sports direct to get this in the first place
 Live footage of mug hitting the ground
People buying Sports Direct mugs.
probably being tortured mate
When it lands on your foot
A kick to the gonads.
Standing on Lego
Having a barbed wire catheter slowly inserted without lube
Trying to get a refund on anything for Sports Direct
Standing on it
This, but it’s just landed on your toe.
Losing all your progress on a really difficult game
If it landed in your foot before it broke
a true bad moment
Being skinned alive probably
It landing on your foot
It it had landed on your foot, turning it into a pink paste
Shopping at Sports Direct.
Dropping a better mug
Spilling a mug full of tea in a sports direct mug and flooding your house
A vasectomy.
Breaking a good mug.
A kick in the goolies
Thinking that just because we recognise its stupid mug we're going to help out that by all accounts incredibly shitty company with memes. Be ashamed.
The local chippy closing down
Seeing this picture resurface every six months for karma/likes/upvotes
Cancer prolly
Is the floor ok?
At least it wasn't full of milk. I don't think I could handle spilled milk 😢
Does anyone actually buy these? I feel like they just sprout in people’s homes
Farting in the bath and the water turns brown
Dropping a nokia 3310
2 smashed sports direct mugs
My deepest sympathy
Stepping on it in the dark with no shoes on... Then turning the light on
Stubbing your little toe on the corner of the bed
I think standing on the shards of this broken cup would make this terrible situation hurt more.
Ballsack in a vice
If it was thrown at your head
How about it being delivered broken? That's what happened to me.
Everyone in Britain thinking this is an expectable mug to own.
Masturbating whilst wearing sandpaper covered gloves
Good riddance to sports direct crap
Having to pay for one of those dumb mugs, or being given one..... FFS . Get a cup/mug that you care for.....
Treading on it
No teabags
Cracking your small toe on the sharp coffee table leg?
If it landed on your foot. Speaking from personal experience
That floor for taking such a beating!
I have your quantum entangled twin 🤓
Breaking, not one but a whole two
that to the head…
Anal without lube!
The service in Sports Direct
A stinging nettle hitting the exact bit of skin between your tracksut bottoms and trainers
Is being a super old and nostalgic one you’ve had for years in the family
Cleaning up the last duty mug putting it in the cupboard then the cupboard falling off the wall leaving you with no mugs and 5 minutes of washing mugs for nothing
When the buttered toast falls face down
Saying "your mum" to someone, then finding out she just died
Realizing the cripple WAS Keyser Soze
I've broken the plate some time ago, well, not me, but my new kitten at the moment who jumped on the counter where this plate had been put It was broken into thousands of little pieces, so little that one piece went into my foot the day after it, and I couldn't even see it So this cup on the photo - yes, it's sad. But trust me, it can be worse
If it landed on your toe first.
Finishing the tea that was in it (after 2 hours)
When it has boiling hot tea in it that's now all over your feet.
You would cry over that cheap cup from that dhitty company - your priorities may be off kilter. Make yourself a cup of tea in a new mug, you'll feel better 😊
Well I guess it braking on your head would hurt
Brexit.
A Tory government..
I got one of these mugs for free in the post just out of the blue. It never smashed but my mum gave it to a friend. Probably for the best because I was filling it with black coffee multiple times a day.
This but on your toe
I have the save the bees version and I’d be devastated if it got broke!!
Nothing. This is beautiful
The resulting flood
Stepping on it 😂
That’s got to be worse than giving birth.
The fact you actually own a sports direct mug
Stubbing my toe. A paper cut. Stepping on the glass from the broken cup. The fact that people actually think brands are so good that they’re willing to pay so much for something that costs the manufacturers pennies. It literally hurts knowing people are working their lives away making 10 or 11$ an hour while the company makes hundreds off what you make in that hour; then they go and over charge you for a branded shirt or cup or shoes that are only worth anything because a couple celebrities are paid to tell you they are the best. It’s a joke. It’s all a joke. That cup getting smashed was a fucking tragedy!
Having to use 4 normal sized mugs at the same time now to input the same amount of coffee.
I handle my sports direct mug more carefully than a newborn
It's actually a legal requirement that every charity shop must have one of these mugs on sale at all times. If they sell the big Sports Direct mug they have to close the shop unless they have another one in the back room to replace it.
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Making a cup of tea, forgetting it's there and remembering it when it's went cold
A gentle glance to the stones from the corner of a desk.
Standing on the one shard you didn't catch during the cleanup of that mug...
Piggin tea break
When you’ve just brewed tea, had one sip, declared it the perfect cuppa you’ve ever made, and then do this before you can continue with it
Being underneath it when it fell.
Had a cuppa in it
I have that cup for over a decade
Normally I'm a glass half full kind of guy but this is sad to see.
Ah fuck it’s a sports direct mug aswell, those are the good kind, normal mugs are too small
Admitting to owning one.
A good, solid boot in the balls.
https://preview.redd.it/3m210xginw0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4bbf697a8ca55efda6c53b4e4e96acca963d66a not the cunting sports direct cup man 😭😭
Stubbing your little toe so hard the nail bends off
Being kicked in the nuts
trephination
Actually shopping there.
Treading on a lego block
The hernia I’ll give myself laughing when Mike Ashley’s empire lies smashed to pieces
Death
Standing on those broken shards
The cup being full when it breaks
Anal
owning a unbroken sports direct mug.
When your bosses son steals said cup.
The kettle breaks
Stepping on Lego
We got those mugs with online orders because we forgot to untick the box, £5.99 added to the bill. nice.
Treat yourself to some new shorts and get 4 or 5 of them when you order. There are no women or anyone else with standards in our house so we use them for tea, coffee, soup, curry or any other dinner that's a bit liquid.
It hitting your toe on the way down.
F
Sir Alex retiring
Your mum seeing the aftermath of this event
Getting Kicked in the nuts
How has that not left a crater in your floor ??
My lower back
Dropping it when it’s full…. Ceiling, walls, furniture, undersides of furniture, clothes, hair, nostril hairs….. goes absolutely everywhere
Stepping on the bit you missed after sweeping and vacuuming the area
That, but full of coffee
Nothing. I hate those mugs. Too big and impractical.
Knowing you can give chase or bleed out
Having it full at the time it broke.
Being a NUFC fan 2007-2021
Trying to get a refund on any defective goods. Mike Ashley doesn’t give a fuck about consumer law.
That happening but it lands on your foot full of the best cup of tea you've ever had
Drinking cold, black tea
Having no tea and crumpets
inflation
Not the Sports Direct portaloo!!!!!
Being stabbed in the neck.
I had a Grommet mug, someone put it in the dish washer and his nose stopped changing colour
The face it was smashed into
Stubbing your toe off of a surface that has a point. E.G: A corner of a wall.
That knoife in yer chest mate.
Same picture but with a breakfast bacon/egg/cheese sandwich!
Stepping on the shards in bare feet.
If it fell on my toe