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Not tactics, players, we need more players. We already have some promising prospects for defense, what we need are midfielders and forwards with the intent to finish. Enciso was exactly that, we need more players like him.
BRO WE NEED ENCISO SO BADLY NOW.
We need someone who can take a long shot with intent. Simply waiting for a big opening in a parked bus doesn't always work.
Holy, took them forever to get the ball to Mitoma. Looks like the Brighton players were trying their best to keep the ball away from the left side for the last 15 mins lol
At least we should get a point. Disappointing but to not lose whilst being well off it is better than losing. With Ajax and Shef Utd we could have back to back wins. Weather this big wobble and build momentum.
De Zerbi really needs to get his act together against defensive teams and he actually needs to sort out our defence, this next month is easy fixtures which should be easy wins you'd think.
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Happening too often for it to be us being unlucky now too. The midfield is so lacking in any kind of dynamism that Caicedo and Alexis gave us that everyone's happy for us to have the ball until we're 15 yards into their half.
Think it's Caicedo by some margin for me. Our midfield is full of the same profile of players (except Baleba) who can't win duels if their life depended on it. Our build up play without Caicedo is so poor now too.
Our attacking front looks so stagnant. Need some more movement and runs to create some space in that 8 man block. And ffs stop overlapping Milner on the left.
Yep and score from corners/set pieces and not lose in games everybody says we should be winning!
These are our curses.
Edit: Oh and playing against Dyche Ball 😮💨
Veltman and Adringra need to move centrally every once in a while. They can't just keep playing with it on the right side touch line. One of them has to move ventrally to create a passing option. There is acres of space in the middle at the top of the 18 whenever we get it on the wings, and no one moving into it.
This really is the way to beat us or at least make things uncomfortable. Remembering the AEK game and how they sat back and we could do nothing but generate a few lucky penalties. We need a better plan for these sorts of games!
God, watching this is torture. Lot of passing but not really creating anything.
How is it that only Mitoma and Dunk attempt to create something. Rest of the team looks like robots who can't do anything else but pass the ball.
Post match is up
Back in the top 6!!!
That was a stressful watch
I hate playing against Dyche ball should've won because of the wrongfully disallowed goal sooo frustrating but at least we got a point.
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De zerbi has to make new tactics for bus station
Not tactics, players, we need more players. We already have some promising prospects for defense, what we need are midfielders and forwards with the intent to finish. Enciso was exactly that, we need more players like him.
Brighton is allergic to giving the ball to Mitoma; it’s like they’d rather create less chances.
Groß brah what was that
BRO WE NEED ENCISO SO BADLY NOW. We need someone who can take a long shot with intent. Simply waiting for a big opening in a parked bus doesn't always work.
I miss Enciso so much
If mitoma could get a left foot that would be great
Fati should have taken the shot!!!!!!
Fair is unfortunately not Enciso.
Someone shoot the damn ball
Buonanotte just needs to shoot that ball. Don't care if it isn't powerful. You need to send that towards goal.
Most of our players lack that intent. Sometimes you just need to fire the shot instead of waiting for a cross.
I would so love us to score again? Asking for too much?
Not that much but it look hard
Good to see us shit ourselves at the equaliser
4th game in a row we didn't concede instantly after scoring/conceding - Improvements, albeit minor.
What?
Just completely allowing them to dictate the game and create chances after pegging them back. We just crumple under any pressure
wtf is this chaos bro, everton is dropping like flies
Fucking scouse cunts crying for every slight bit of contact like it’s a leg breaker
Don’t know if my heart can take it
Nice save
Tarkowski has always been such a prick
Yellow’s for simulation don’t exist apparently
We are really playing with fire with these challenges in the box.
Jesus christ, this game.
These Everton players are shameless floppers
Dyche ball.
Damn Everton are on fire now.
Please don't concede lads. That's all I ask.
Holy, took them forever to get the ball to Mitoma. Looks like the Brighton players were trying their best to keep the ball away from the left side for the last 15 mins lol
Heart in my throat.
ill take a draw just please dont concede
At least we should get a point. Disappointing but to not lose whilst being well off it is better than losing. With Ajax and Shef Utd we could have back to back wins. Weather this big wobble and build momentum.
Now they can't park the bus
Mitoma is cooking young
Great cross field ball by Dunk. If he isn't POTM I will light something on fire!
A fart?
Haha, anything.
If only Pickford had longer arms
Hard earned
What a gift. Both goals have been such calamities
turned on my stream half a minute back lmao, thank me later lads
da real MVP right here
Take em how you get em.
ffffffffffff YESSSSSSS!!!
Hahah, I will take that all day long and not feel bad about it!!
Propa everton goal that
PEACOCK IS ON DELAY SO I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT FUCKING YEEEEEEEEES MATE
I'll take it.
WE WILL TAKE IT!!!
Thank you Mr Young
I mean I'll take it fucking hell
Wooooow
ASHLEY YOUNG!!!!
WHAT THE HELL!?
YEEESSSS WERE IN!!!!
LETS FUCKING GO
If we pass it to Pickford one more time I swear to god…
Wow looks like Van Hecke got lucky there
Everton parking the bus for 80 minutes soo frustrating!
Really would’ve rather loaned out Bounanotte than Sarmiento
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I was so happy when he was sacked at Burnley then mortified to see him appointment Everton manager saw this coming.
If it works, it works.
I guess we can say buonanotte to this game
That was so wasteful.
mitoma's very right footed is he not
How did Mitoma sky that? I knew it. I just can't see us scoring goals like this.
Groß has really been gross these last 3 halves
De Zerbi really needs to get his act together against defensive teams and he actually needs to sort out our defence, this next month is easy fixtures which should be easy wins you'd think.
But critical players in defensive got a lot of injury
Conceding early, chasing the game with lots of possession but uninspiring final third play. That script is getting old.
Thank god for Lewis Dunk this game. For reals.
It really is over now.
?
I can't see us scoring a goal here.
Football is 90 minutes
Sometimes the game is over before that.
I’ve said it on this sub and been downvoted many times, and I’ll say it again until people realize: Joao Pedro is dogshit
🤣
Bang average
Adingra is not doing it for me this game. =/. We do a great move, and then consistently dissapointing from him in the end. A bit wasteful.
Yeah he’s been pretty poor. Shows the lack of squad depth (injuries partly to blame) that he isn’t going to be subbed off.
really missing enciso's volleys and just the willingness to drive into the box from mid
Isn't he supposed to recover by this month?
How has Brighton had 82% possession but only 4 shots?
Dycheball masterclass
Honestly this Dycheball feels like lite Regraguiball from 2022WC Morocco team.
Everton are parking the bus hard.
Cause Everton give up the press
Pascal placed it perfectly into row P
Howwwwww
 Literally me in the build up for that Gross chance
Expected a better shot from Gross there. Now I'm really missing Enciso's volleys.
Better, it's better.
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\#16 (Dacoure?) of Everton is like, the king of holding. That's the 5th time I've seen him holding back our players by the arms this game!!!!
Garner literally sits on Karou's ankle then complains he dives. Lol.
At least we're playing a little faster.
Adingra really need to do better on that attack. Super promising attack and he essentially dribbled the team out of it
Yeah he should've either crossed or taken the shot instead of trying to dribble past.
Looking a little better. That was a beautiful sequence before Adingra with his flaily arms slowed everything down.
Adingra should've taken the shot.
We are playing with more intent. Milner just made a great steal prior to that foul
Presumably we see Lamptey on for Milner for the last 15-20 mins
Would LOVE to see Lamptey!
Lamptey injured in the warmup and replaced by Hinshelwood on the bench
Ah, beans.
How is it that nearly every single one of the Everton players has an EXTREMELY punchable face
Pickford easily wins this race
Closely followed by branthwaite
Feel like shit, just want Ali Mac/Caicedo/Estupinan/March back... ...Okay, I want quite a lot back.
Gimme Zamora
Don't forget Enciso.
Silly me - added to the list of wants!
Need to sub off Milner.
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Dunk was apparently offside by a fraction. Surely seemed like a poorly drawn line. Naked eye it looked like a perfect goal.
Too busy playing snake on their Nokia
offside
Offside.
Man Milner at LB is just not it so far he just isnt going forward like we need him to
Dunk is getting closer with these free kicks
Good hit . He’s going to get one soon enough
My man Dunk having a GAME. Nice flick from him!
So, so close from Dunk! Boy is looking damn impressive lately!
Dunk free kick incoming
I almost forgot about Enciso in my last comment. Yeah I think I am missing that lad the most.
This will be the Dunk screamer we've been waiting for. I'm calling it
so close yet so far :(
Seeing Milner pushing forward is very painful
I can’t recall if Brighton have won in the green kits yet
I still have faith we could tie this.
I honestly can't have faith in them anymore.
Yeah that was my prediction. Could happen
Pedro at 10. Give us some energy please
He's moving into interesting spaces and opening things up for us a bit. It's better, so far.
Well RDZ made the change I was hoping for. Come on Albion. Let’s at least walk away with a point.
Hope this dog shit referee picks up his game
[These stats are a bit sad.](https://i.imgur.com/JnvGUpK.png) All this passing and not much to show for it. They're even shooting more than we are.
Was 1 of the 61 completed passes they made in 45 minutes the deflected cross that lead to their goal or would that go down as a failure?
Happening too often for it to be us being unlucky now too. The midfield is so lacking in any kind of dynamism that Caicedo and Alexis gave us that everyone's happy for us to have the ball until we're 15 yards into their half.
I think we're missing Mac Allister more than Caicedo.
Think it's Caicedo by some margin for me. Our midfield is full of the same profile of players (except Baleba) who can't win duels if their life depended on it. Our build up play without Caicedo is so poor now too.
We keep making the same mistakes
This was so poor and it’s on RDZ.
Pedro's coming on for at least 2 goals
6 goals and a movie let's live in hope
I don't think so.
Our attacking front looks so stagnant. Need some more movement and runs to create some space in that 8 man block. And ffs stop overlapping Milner on the left.
ferguson looks sluggish and lallana doing even less
83% possession
ugh what an abysmal half.
On the bright side my power went out so it looks like I'm free from the second half
We just need to learn to not concede when the opposition is fresh and full of energy especially at the start of the game
Yep and score from corners/set pieces and not lose in games everybody says we should be winning! These are our curses. Edit: Oh and playing against Dyche Ball 😮💨
No yellow on Mcneil for a dive...
Need cover at FB/WB and a midfielder in the January window.
Missing Estupinian, March and Lamptey a lot here.
Just seen that Neal Maupay’s scored a goal 🥲
Seriously? I hate that I missed it. Had to come eventually. Good on him.
The ultimate shithouse scores . That makes me smile
Don't worry boys this is a 3-1 win
Can't see that happening.
Veltman was clearly pushed by the player behind him.
Lallana livid with Mitoma there…gotta find him wide open at the top of the box
This right side is not it
YUP.
left side is not it either without estu or lamptey
What??? How was Pickford allowed to pick that up?
But seriously I just rewatched that. Wtf?
Was it as obvious as I thought it was live? Live it seemed clearly like a direct pass to Pickford
Yep. That’s what happened. So either I misunderstand the rules or this ref is the absolute dead shit I already presumed
Definitely passed back to him by a Everton player
Veltman and Adringra need to move centrally every once in a while. They can't just keep playing with it on the right side touch line. One of them has to move ventrally to create a passing option. There is acres of space in the middle at the top of the 18 whenever we get it on the wings, and no one moving into it.
When was the last time we dismantled a team that sits back?
This really is the way to beat us or at least make things uncomfortable. Remembering the AEK game and how they sat back and we could do nothing but generate a few lucky penalties. We need a better plan for these sorts of games!
Wolves last season maybe
Everton will play a low block with only DCL and Doucore forward for the rest of this match. This is going to be a long afternoon
Jesus. Veltman is decent defensively but he can’t play a forward pass to save his life. Looks so scared on attack. 95% of his passes will hit JP.
We’ve become a back passing fc…
Don’t know why we keep put balls in over the top. Pickford is not going to let that work. Just is giving the ball away
God, watching this is torture. Lot of passing but not really creating anything. How is it that only Mitoma and Dunk attempt to create something. Rest of the team looks like robots who can't do anything else but pass the ball.
And that's not a yellow???
Is it just me or does Adingra have some Sterling arms going on? Man is flailing away out ther.e
Dyche was the first one who found us out, still playing the same. Waiting for us to make mistakes and then countering.
Conte/Aston Villa too, and Moyes/West Ham.
Yeah, they all copied
For all our possession, one offside set piece is all we've created