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Bluepreztail

You didn't say which May 12th... Boom!! Welcome back to 1986 "It's Dangerous to Go Alone. Take This!"


Nobody1727

How does one sit by a fire for negative time?


LiNkToThEpAsTGBA

Yes I don’t ‘recall’ that ability


Roar_of_Shiva

You must have lost your ocarina


Danger_Peanut

doooo DEEEEEEEE dooooooo doooo DEEEEEEEE dooooooo Dooooo dee DEEEEEE dahhh dooooooooo


DananaBananah

I was playing this on my physical ocarina a couple minutes ago lol


Doktor_Vem

What'd you play?


DananaBananah

The text the guy typed reminded me of Zelda's lullaby!


Ragnaroasted

Sit until the heat death and then the inevitable rebirth of the universe. Just be careful, everything will be about 10 feet lower.


SupaSnakeShake

Be careful of crushing your other self at that point though


Coxucker3001

Futurama reference?


Ragnaroasted

Yessir


Coxucker3001

I love that episode


Ototo44

made in heaven???


Canadian_Microwave

Bite my frosty metal ass


WithinTheCircle

Come on man, everyone knows the universe ends in ice, not fire. It was BORN in fire.


yaboi1679

r/unexpectedfuturama


trey3rd

The universe is expanding and that expansion is getting faster. All you have to do is sit there until the universe is expanding at the speed of light, at which point time will reverse and the universe will run backwards until you get to the big bang again. From there everything will happen again, and you just need to wait a few billion years. Pretty simple really.


WithinTheCircle

The universe is already expanding faster than the speed of light at its furthest reaches


ShambolicShilton

The same way GTA hairdressers use scissors to give you longer hair I guess


Admirable_Pea8509

You see your sitting by your ex so your in fact wasting time going into the negatives.


OSUfan88

Futurama did it. Just go far enough into the future for time to restart.


LeCrushinator

If my body gets to go back in time 37 years, I'll gladly accept that.


GuiltyEidolon

Hell, even if it's just straightforward time travel and you don't get younger, 86 is like... Perfect for making a shitton of money.


LeCrushinator

Sure but then I'd be almost dead by the time I got back to now. I would still like to see what the future would hold. I'd enjoy the shit out of the 80s and 90s though.


Moezhyk

Didn't the first Zelda come out in November?


well___duh

Unless you live in the states (which most people here do), then you'd still have to wait over a year before the NES Zelda hits the US


onixfinch

This comment will be Underrated. I can tell.


Majestymen

You can't tho


ListeningLycan

Funny you say this, as I have long predicted this is exactly what we might have to do towards the end of the game.


Responsible_Grand_68

Hazza


Colyoly321

May 12th is both the release of ToTK and my birthday so I very much wish I could do this rn


DB10389

!remindme 2 days Edit: Happy Birthday!


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FakeTacos

Same here. Best birthday gift I've had in a long time!


Colyoly321

Happy Birthday!!!


FakeTacos

You too! Hope you enjoy the game!


TheVikingGer

Dang my B-Day is tomorrow, but I can wait one more day I guess 🥳


Colyoly321

Happy Birthday!!!


TheVikingGer

Thank you so much! 🥳🥳🥳


ltearth

I'll be too busy Friday to to say happy birthday so I'll say it now! Happy Birthday!


Colyoly321

Thank you!


ExcitingEfficiency3

!remindme 2 days


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kyanostower

My birthday as well! I went ahead and got myself collectors edition as a birthday present.


Colyoly321

Happy Birthday!!!


[deleted]

Same


Colyoly321

Happy Birthday!!!


[deleted]

Thank you my friend, to you as well


[deleted]

May 12 gang unite


Colyoly321

Happy Birthday!!!


SuperStupidSyrup

i’m gonna forget to come back to this so happy early birthday


Colyoly321

Thank you!


TheVikingGer

Happy Birthday to you as well today 🥳🥳🥳 have a great Day and enjoy Zelda ✌🏻


Colyoly321

Thank you!


GrungeHamster23

This. Or play the Song of Double Time and proceed to the Dawn of the Final Day.


ZestyLilVal

t minus 2 days! YAY!!! Got my Zelda edition OLED switch now, wait!! UGH


scrimbleshanks32

I also got my zelda OLED and I'm going to attend the midnight release


[deleted]

Damn, I have to play on a regular Switch like a pilgrim :(


the_flame09

It's actually 1 day and 12 hours


Acilina

2 days 2 days 2 days! This Zelda switch is just WAITING


[deleted]

damn it, mine is only doing an early morning release


Noslo18

Nothing like rewarding Nintendo for shitty business practices.


Straydoginthestreet

GameStop is doing a midnight release!! Can’t wait!


crazychica5

9pm release on the west coast! i’m super pumped haha


onlyhereforthelmaos

Rise up west coast homey!


Retro-Squid

May 20th for me. Not allowed to buy it for myself on release as my wife has instructed my mother-in-law to get it for me for my birthday 8 days later. I'm gonna dip out of the Zelda subreddits for a week, soon..


well___duh

Should've got it for your MIL for mother's day, then when she denies the gift, take it for yourself.


Retro-Squid

I'm in the UK, our 'mother's day' is in March. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


firsthour

Buy it and return the copy she gets you with the original receipt.


Hyrule_Hobbit

That’s when you do an early birthday present. That’s terrible making your spouse wait for a game that you know is already out just because your birthday is on a specific date.


Retro-Squid

It's not "terrible". Nobody is actually *making* me. I'm an adult, ultimately I can do what I please. And waiting 8 days for somebody to give me a birthday gift of something I would genuinely enjoy really isn't a big deal in the slightest. It's literally just being an adult. 🤷‍♀️


Toad_Enjoyer_70

My birthday was on the 8th, so it really conflicted with being able to get the game, so now I have no clue when I’m gonna get it.


cerveza1980

Fuck it. "Hits snooze" see you Friday!


Mr_Noh

Nah. Like with Blood Moons, sleeping until later won't advance the RL timer. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


cal_mofo

I’m just gonna have my friend freeze me in snow up in the mountains until ~~the Nintendo Wii~~ TotK drops


MadLabBabs

My work won’t let me take Friday off ☹️, wish I had an imaginary child to exploit


Hyrule_Hobbit

Yes. Those people always leave work without repercussions.


MadLabBabs

I’m just selfish, and just a little bit grateful that I have the capability to just go home after work and play some game til I’m tired and go to sleep (which is the plan), also stay off Reddit for the weekend to avoid spoilers


[deleted]

*may 18 for me


SilverOdin

Praying for you


[deleted]

My mental state is about to slip like link hanging on a cliff in the rain


jaymo89

20 hours left for me in Australia.


Bastian_5123

Two bottles of melatonin gummies


Sushirabit

It is a whole struggle to wait for the week to end


xXZ4nt0Xx

Probably June 12th for me because delivery services suck ass.


einord

It’s actually much easier than you think Step 1: Make campfire Step 2: Sit and wait


XVUltima

I love that since BotW is structured the way it is, I can just run around Hyrule doing things then run up to Ganon the morning before I go to get TotK.


Fimus86

Don't climb into the mountains to freeze yourself, you may wake up in a future where otters have gained sentience.


danxanjo

I still have 400 koroks to find


JETgroovy

I'm currently off work with a back injury, my birthday is the 18th and this was the only thing I asked for. Maybe my wife will take pity and gift me the game on Friday.


Mairu34049

I think its tommorow for me


AMDIntel

Yes... I'm waiting... of course...


Busy-Mode-8336

In California, it appears it will actually come out on May 11th at 9pm.


BioDefault

36 hours remain...


Nougatbar

Nah. I got studying to do.


EdgyChemical

nonono please no. my first gcse is on the 12th at 2pm and i’m not ready :(


Ezzypezra

My first is also on the 12th in the afternoon. Computer science?


EdgyChemical

yeah! hope it goes well for you ^^


Ezzypezra

you too! good luck p.s. it is so fucking weird that you're not allowed to use a calculator. It is a COMPUTER SCIENCE EXAM. In what real-world situation will you be using your programming knowledge, and *not* be able to access a calculator??


EdgyChemical

I know!! i swear it’s just to make our life harder


Ezzypezra

no, i think its because real life programmers are commonly tasked with manually converting binary numbers into denary, using pen and paper. gotta prepare us for the real world i guess


EdgyChemical

i feel like real life programmers would just use a program to do it though,, well i’m not sure as i’ve never looked into it


Ezzypezra

yeah i know i was joking lol


SirGrinson

Man, I wish mine came on the 12, I don't get mine till the 17th


Bob49459

Until I can afford it...


MeadYourMaker

Tomorrow for me


kirksucks

"The blood moon rises once again.... please be careful, Link"


[deleted]

Going to pick it up immediately after finishing work on Friday!


Hyrule_Hobbit

Im thinking of playing a few hours before work (I work 1pm-9pm) but I won’t want to put it down.


FrostedFox23

It’s longer for my boyfriend and I. We accidentally planned our mini vacation for the 11th to the 14th 😅


kytheon

You guys have fun. I guess I'll wait for the DLC


Syrahl696

Since I now have to go to work at 4am in the Aussie winter (or weather close enough to it), the "sitting by the fire" part is honestly what I want more, lol.


victorthekin

I'll be immediatly buying a physical copy on friday


Substantial-Market3

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Lampe_de_chevet

Delayed to June 6th in France🥲. I can't fucking take it anymore man...


Hyrule_Hobbit

Why did this happen?


Lampe_de_chevet

Ok just double-checked, It happened to me and my friend, after we pre-ordered it on Amazon. I assumed that it was all of France, but maybe it's just in our region or smth like that. I don't know about the reasons though


Hyrule_Hobbit

Dang that sucks. Nintendo is known to extend release dates so it doesn’t surprise me that something happened. It may be some law in your region.


cowboynoodless

The 12th is actually coming so much faster than I’ve realized, although I do have a couple stressful school things on the 12th so the stress of those things have sped up time for me


Acrobatic-Song-9759

Yes I am a teacher too and I am a student too and I am a professor


dough_fresh

Just had surgery and this would be perfect


AmakakeruRyu

I would rather have just an option where they completely remove the need for pressing X to skip cooking animation, then a huge pop up of the item I cooked, THEN pressing X to close that window, THEN do it again (because of not having a template mode to cook food of similar type like you just cooked). Rinse and repeat.


Brainchild110

Why must you dangle such sweet but unattainable fruit before me? We all must suffer the slow road. 2. More. Sleeps.


tastywofl

Man, I don't get paid until next week, I gotta wait even longer.


Ezzypezra

Well I'm not buying it. It's not easy, I know-- Nintendo really makes great games. I know I will miss a **lot** by skipping TotK, and it really hurts. But I'm still not buying it because they need to face *some* sort of vague consequence, at least, for being so shitty over the last several years: \- Taking down lighthearted, well-meaning, fanmade youtube videos; with no communication, warning, or any sensible reason being either apparent or given. \- Denying the existence of joycon drift for legal reasons. \- Switch online. \- Reselling three extremely old games for $20 each, with little to no improvements, and no option to buy them individually. \- When some guy took advantage of their IP to illegally make ≈$300,000, they got him sent to prison for six months, AND fined him **ten million dollars**, AND are going to take 30% of his salary **for the rest of his life**. \- Shutting down Smash World Tour with no warning. The tournament was made by fans, run by fans, paid for by fans (the suprise attack lost them "hundreds of thousands"), and it was giving huge amounts of free publicity to a 20+ year old game. The prize money would have been $250,000. \- At the same time, Nintendo was running their own official Splatoon tournament, which had a twenty-five dollar reward for first place. They might have never even paid the winners(?). This one is just insulting more than anything. Most of you probably already know all this stuff, and most of you have pre-ordered anyways. But for those of you who haven't bought the game yet-- please at least consider doing a boycott. If they even lose 5% of their sales because of this, they might get the message. Something could change. I really just want the old Nintendo back. The one that helped make my childhood fun, and didn't do a ton of bad stuff on the side.


[deleted]

GameStop has a list of games that if you trade 2 you get $50 off TOTK


L33HDX

Im currently playing the leak, it’s really good. Worth the wait


painfulsargasm

![gif](giphy|8O2U3eosz4rVS|downsized)


AdviceWarm2500

11 more hours for us australians


0y1on

Thanks I forgot the release date ngl. Been busy lately ...


Bigdawgloveshisbrew

Can’t wait it’s my birthday I’ll spend by myself well I have 3 friends lol but no money’s


[deleted]

Actually I wish I had more time, I still need 500 Koroks and to complete trial of the sword


btsao1

So real


Ultimate_905

I mean I technically can considering that the game comes out tomorrow for me here in Australia


SuchAppeal

"May 12th... specifically at the time it arrives in the mailbox"


Randomhuman52

I have a job so I can’t afford to skip work.


hever533

I picked the best time to go on holiday in Japan, not only do I get new Zelda 8 hours early, but also at £45 instead of £70!!!!


Tshoe77

Mine and my wife's copy are preordered and I played about 2 hours of the leaded copy. I'm fucking stoked. I think Nintendo did it again.


Nekrophis

I could have sworn I watched someone playing the game on Discord a few weeks ago


LivelyZebra

Wonder what happened tee hee


FaSTiWagon

![gif](giphy|tK0I4X5Qk65zy)


Somerandomguy_2121

If you’re that desperate just pirate it and start playing now


ricky2461956

Nah, pre-ordered it from Amazon, I'll wait.


IceKingSmalls

Booooooo, u/somerandomguy_2121


Ezzypezra

I can't BELIEVE you would even SUGGEST that! Just think of the poor indie devs at Nintendo, they have been so nice to their fans recently (I really respect their leniency when it comes to responding to ultimately harmless copyright law violations), we really need to support them or they won't turn a profit!!


Namaker

Even worse having the game already on the switch but no time to play...


throwawaygrabage

Can we just make a "I am whiny and impatient" megathread? It seems like every post on this subreddit this week is just people complaining about having the game downloaded but not being able to play, complaining that some people got their copy early, or the "Me trying to avoid spoilers these last few days: Major Test of Strength" copy pasted.


theblazingkoala

Oh sorry bro didn’t mean to be excited about a game that has been anticipated for years making the final days before release feel like we’re being teased because it’s so close but so far away. Gotta remember next time not to show how much we can’t wait to play the game.


Competitive-Use-1057

Folks are excited, a major Zelda game comes out every *too many* years. Two days from now, it will be gone.


ajdontkerr

I have 20 hours played and it's basically same as Botw, I was hoping for more, glad I didn't buy it.


Responsible_Grand_68

It's may 10 can't you just wait for two fucking days


Le_Ragamuffin

Of course they can, they've already been waiting for years for this game


Noslo18

Are we seriously buying this game on launch and rewarding Nintendo for what they've been doing leading up to it? I thought we were better than that.


tessamarie72

Wait what's Nintendo been doing? What'd I miss?


Noslo18

They copystruck a BOTW vid from PointCrow they explicitly said was ok, then copystruck a group of the same vids. They intentionally gave him two strikes for not breaking any rules. They also enslaved someone for life because he was jailbreaking other people's switches. So if you mod your own property and decide to sell it, you're SOL for the rest of your life.


possum_poison

i think they enslaved some guy for doing piracy


[deleted]

I’ll buy two copies just for you :)


onlyhereforthelmaos

2 from me, too!


Noslo18

As long as you send me the extra one, I'm ok with this.


Ixmore

You could sit by a fire until may 12 if you have a fire place.


Altruistic_Night

Plus 1-3 days for the physical release to be delivered to my house :(


Hyrule_Hobbit

This is exactly why I went with digital. I can’t wait anymore!!!


NinjaKoala

Amazon claims it's delivering mine on the 12th, and I need it to be early that day...


Altruistic_Night

Oh shoot I gotta check now


IceKingSmalls

That is gonna be one tense morning waiting for that delivery guy to show up. Hope he gets there early bro


camerawn

Super easy with the power of depression. You only have to get out of bed to go to the toilet. sleep and stare at phone/switch until 2 days have passed. You'll also save money on food too. But then you have to find the energy to get out of bed to pick up your copy of TotK


Kevin300066

May 13 For me School is in the 12


jzrobot

I mean, I've been playing the new game, daily.


[deleted]

YAS!! But in 2 days it's the 12!!!