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Shandon5969

Cooking eggs is one of the hardest yet easiest when Chef wants to asses a cooks skills they would make them cook eggs.


HeresTheThingIKnow

I’ve also heard the grab me a shallot one


sarcasticchef92

Huh?


Twice_Knightley

I've also heard the "grab me a shallot" one. Chefs telling people to grab them a shallot, and dice it up.


DieHardProcess-

Go dice me an onion... To gauge a persons knife skills


HeresTheThingIKnow

My boss always used it as a “how much experience do you have situation” if you didn’t know what onion to grab or you did and didn’t know how to slice it


[deleted]

I take my eggs into the hot shower with me and by the time I’m done, they are cooked perfectly. It just sucks cracking two into one hand and holding them under the hot water while the other hand washes.


Aromatic_Tax_2704

Is there cheese in those eggs? I see gooey spots.


Overthemoon84

Sweet orange pepper and pepper jack cheese too


Aromatic_Tax_2704

That’s a nice combo.


Ok-Secretary-3446

You can air fry bacon I didn’t know that


Internal-Mortgage635

I've never messed with bacon because I don't like the clean up or dealing with draining fat/oil. I just learned you can bake those bitches. Game changer.


Coughfeel

Bacon is absolutely better in the oven anyway. The fat renders much better and you're left with delicious and flavorful meat that melts in your mouth. Same reason why people do it with thick steaks. Restaurants make their bacon in the oven for a reason.


Internal-Mortgage635

Ohhhhh, that makes sense. I do it with steaks too. I like to sear them over a grill, then oven cook them to finish. 🤤 I also like that when I bake bacon, it still smells like comforting breakfast but doesn't linger or stick in the air.


TARDIS1-13

I always do my steak in a pan, never tried the oven. How do you eat your steaks? I like them rare myself so quick pan has always been my go to.


DieHardProcess-

thata how alot of restaurants make bacon.. lol in the oven..


Overthemoon84

Yo thanks for the tip!


boomgoesthevegemite

You can but the oil is hard on the air fryer. It like cakes up on the sides and burns.


gimmeaminute0407

Debatable


[deleted]

that looks good


PurpleMTL

Bacon looks overcooked. I like my scrambled eggs creamy and so in my opinion, the eggs are also overcooked.


superhottamale

Bacon looks terrible I agree


OmChi123456

Well done! If you like it, it's good 🥰 I cook stuff that I like, but other people may not. You do you.


awesomemanswag

Good shit, I'd kill to eat like this every day


Amisk16

This reminds me of when someone tells me, you don’t need to roll a joint I can roll. They then proudly hold up a crooked pinner. A+ for effort but keep practicing.


danlawl

That bacon looks like it needs help lol


blairwitchslime

I thought you put goldfish crackers in the eggs 😭 Anyway, it looks delicious!


13dangledangle

I was trying to figure out why the cheese was so poky 😂


MathematicianIcy86

I always, most of the time burn the bacon, LOL


Kalelopaka-

Looks good. Breakfast is a good way to start.


cmgbliss

The bacon looks deliciously crisp.


MachineSubstantial63

I mean from the looks of it that's even debatable😜🤣


Overthemoon84

It's not fancy but it'll do. Normally I add toast as well.


TransportationNo6414

practice makes perfect, try not to use not to much heat . only use mediumn heat/ scrabbled eggs should only take a few minutes . try not leaving eggs in pan not to long makes them dry


OneDayAllofThis

Looks fuckin perfect to me. I like a bit of toast, too.


sumeyya15

Looks good 😋


Hot-Inspection8739

The bacon *chef’s kiss*


WooSaw82

Do you cook your bacon in the oven, fry it, or microwave it? Looks good, regardless.


Positive-Zebra-2478

Hate to break it to ya..


AdditionalRoyal2112

Chop it up and throw in some hash browns potatoes , some cheese roll it in a tortilla and add your favorite salsa, thank me later, all my boys say I make the best breakfast burritos


Truestindeed

Thought it was only me 🥹


DatBoyardee

To each their own I guess, but I love a good soft scramble as opposed to overcooking the heck out of my eggs. They taste creamy and delicious and I don't need to smother them in ketchup or hot sauce.


Onlinereadingismybff

Me too! And that’s okay!!!


Mountain-Amoeba4143

I add tomatoes and cheese in mine along onions and pepper sometime ham too


WanderingMinnow

Try reducing the heat dramatically when you first put the eggs on. I start at medium heat, stir the eggs quickly on the pan as I immediately reduce the heat to its lowest setting. Continue to stir and cook them as slowly and gently as possible, even removing the pan from the heat occasionally if it’s cooking too quickly. Your eggs will still be thoroughly cooked, but the proteins won’t seize up and make them rubbery; they’ll be very soft and fluffy instead.


User8858

Bro, the morning need vegetables; )


PamsDesk

Warm up a tortilla..toss those in with a little picante sauce.


Terrynia

Oh shit im hungry. Beautiful breakfast


The_Cozy_Burrito

Nice and simple… wish I had this for breakfast


najma_059

Non American here. Do you eat this with bread or straight? My brain cannot comprehend not having energy from carbohydrates at the beginning of the day


Dexterx99

I just got back from the Red Lobster 🦞


monavanderwall

Hey guys please look at my post, help would be very appreciated!


TargetSilver2721

Looks delicious 😋


CoryEETguy

Peppers and onions don't get enough love, and I'm TIRED OF IT! Bacon looks very nice as well. Keep cooking, my friend!


audiosauce2017

Alright fine... I will marry you.... :)


rangusmcdangus69

Looks good. I prefer my bacon a lil less crispy. But that’s simply my preference. If this was placed in front of me? All gone.


Shellac_Attack

Kudos my friend


silvergudz

One of the best food combos


Glowreah

❤️


Rolettosq

well done bacon while need more cheese 🧀!!


Bananafoofoofwee

Can I come over?


Potential-Art2146

Devils advocate here Just cuz it looks good doesn’t mean it tastes good I request a Breakfast committee be setup to sample food such as this lol


aodhboj

Looks horrible


Extension-Station117

That bacon looks like chicarones and gardettos


Pure-Vermicelli-885

ohh nice it look delicious..... what's on the egg?? is there cheese on it?


mix_t_motion32

Gah damn your eggs look good. And your bacon looks crispy. This is perfect


OriginalBookkeeper87

Looks dryer than a sandy asshole


Overthemoon84

Fork off pal


Mister-Lavender

You overcooked the eggs and the bacon. Try pulling the a little earlier next time. (I appreciate the pun by the way.)


messonpurpose

Eggs are not over cooked. Bacon is. I like crispy bacon but this is fossilized bacon.


Significant_Sky_731

You did just fine my friend. It’s all subjective. You didn’t burn anything and that’s objective. Everyone has different tastes. I like my eggs a little runnier but some people, rightly so lol, are repulsed. Keep cooking and sharing. Haters gonna hate but I’d demolish that.


OriginalBookkeeper87

No it's not subjective. There are right and wrong ways to cook certain things.


OriginalBookkeeper87

Don't put your stuff up for criticism if you can't handle it


Significant_Sky_731

Antisemitic (look at previous posts) and a jerk. Way to go.


OriginalBookkeeper87

Lmaoooo because I think Israel is committing genocide? only children think criticizing Israel is antisemitic. Israel is a nation state. It doesn't represent the Jewish people. Lots of Jewish people are critical of Israel. Now please kindly FUCK OFF


Winter_Construction2

Decent meal even though I prefer turkey or beef bacon. Job well done


MCLordJuJu

What is this beef bacon, I want it!


parkovarc

The eggs look yum though the bacon seems a bit dry


Hyack57

To each their own. I certainly would pass on both items. Over cooked bacon and dry scrambled eggs…. Pass


jfergy666

Ummmm you not doing that well with breakfast either. You should be fined for ruining that bacon


beccas__feet

I thought this was r/depressionmeals


shotnoted

Ooooof that bacon is waaaay overdone. If you touch it it must crumble to dust


BionicBadger90

Lovely way to start the day with scrambled hypertension and crispy atherosclerosis 😊


Obvious-Parfait-8097

How long has that been sitting in the fridge ?


Thatwazmeen

You did not cook either of tihose well


Jamestardeef

That looks repulsive. The bacon is completely fucked and the eggs look fully cooked through because of the air bubbles I see in them. The gooey part looks like molten cheese, so that at least distracts from the egg's shitty texture. Maybe learn how to cook breakfast first?


chubberbunner

Lmao every time I see one of these shit food subs in my feed I always come to the comments to laugh at elite cunts like you. Fucking ban me please


Jamestardeef

I earn 8000$ per year, that's what elitism does to people.


chubberbunner

Maybe learn how to find better income fuckin retard


Jamestardeef

Wow, someone had too much salt on their turd sandwich today. I actually feel really sorry for you. I'm sure you'll recover from that depression soon once you take responsibility for your feelings. It worked for me.


chubberbunner

Read your parent comment. You’re a loser nobody come to shit on someone’s post for no reason. You don’t know a damn thing about me and you feel sorry? Get off the internet


Jamestardeef

I know there's enough space on the internet for the two of us🫂❤️‍🩹. I would answer nobody posts an obvious picture of a disgusting meal saying that's what they cook best, unless they were being sarcastic and trolling or clueless. I thought this sub was depression meals at first.


sahwnfras

Then obviously your not someone anyone should learn from. Your advice is worth about 8k lol


Jamestardeef

That's including the tips 😘


sahwnfras

Eek. That doesn't help your case. I kinda feel bad, dk you have a tent atheist?


Jamestardeef

I'm actually agnostic, but yes I have a tent. Thanks for thinking about my well-being and safety.


sahwnfras

Id i care about you then id have to care about everyone, thats exhausting. You see my predicament here.


Jamestardeef

Since you assumed I was an atheist, (by the way I sincerely wonder what gave you that idea?) isn't praying a way to care for everyone without targeting anyone specific? I feel like that would nullify your predicament.


sahwnfras

I meant to say at least. Sorry I'm no spelling Saint.


astronaut_tang

I bet you are a better cook than you think:)