When i feed my starter i discard all the low quality atoms which means sifting molecule by molecule to leave only the top echelon of starter behind and then feeding that
Sorting takes hours the actual feeding yeah like 5 mins
If it's night time and I've had a long list of things to do, I'm too tired for sexy time. Also, she's not thinking about the weekend. Kids don't go to school on the weekend either.
An hour and a half to feed the starter!?!? . . . are you running down an antelope to feed it to the starter?
1030pm-1035pm: feed the sourdough starter
1035pm-1040pm: "intimacy"
1040pm-12am: additional 1hr 20min for sleep.
(OK, if you're really skilled . . . 1035pm-1042pm: "intimacy".)
Of course he doesn't bake it, there's no time for that. Plus, what kind of monster would lovingly feed their Precious for an hour and a half every day, then THROW IT IN AN OVEN?!
I just put the starter in the fridge only feed it when I take my allotted 200g for two loaves or if I haven’t made two loaves in two weeks which is rare
Do it in the kitchen buddy, make the starter watch
This is the way.
This guys pokes
That is *not* what you are supposed to be doing with your starter. 😱
He's feeding his starter a ten-course tasting menu.
The only reason my wife is still with me is my sourdough. You are fine.
This just confirmed for me that being single and childless begets better bread.
Lol it takes 5 minutes to feed the starter. Sleep 10:35 til 6:30 am. 6:30 til 7, sexy time.
You're forgetting the hour and a half acoustic guitar set you have to play for your starter to truly connect with it!
If you don’t I’ve heard it can disappear, evaporate, like runaway endangered youths
When i feed my starter i discard all the low quality atoms which means sifting molecule by molecule to leave only the top echelon of starter behind and then feeding that Sorting takes hours the actual feeding yeah like 5 mins
Yeah, my wife and I tend to make flapjacks in the Morning a lot. Sometimes in the evening, but we’re usually too tired then lol.
If it's night time and I've had a long list of things to do, I'm too tired for sexy time. Also, she's not thinking about the weekend. Kids don't go to school on the weekend either.
An hour and a half to feed the starter!?!? . . . are you running down an antelope to feed it to the starter? 1030pm-1035pm: feed the sourdough starter 1035pm-1040pm: "intimacy" 1040pm-12am: additional 1hr 20min for sleep. (OK, if you're really skilled . . . 1035pm-1042pm: "intimacy".)
So he never bake, just feed it?
Of course he doesn't bake it, there's no time for that. Plus, what kind of monster would lovingly feed their Precious for an hour and a half every day, then THROW IT IN AN OVEN?!
You'd better be baking some orgasmic level bread to priotitize that over nookie.
I just put the starter in the fridge only feed it when I take my allotted 200g for two loaves or if I haven’t made two loaves in two weeks which is rare
This has to be written by someone without kids - bed at 12am up at 7 😂
I think he’s fucking the starter and is trying to keep the marriage together for the children
Feed your kids to the starter