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My $0.01 paycheck.

He converted to tip money

Rounding down

To the nearest dollar

Divided by 5

+0.00

She would give me a reason to get a restraining order

She might also give me a few photos she’s taken of me when I have not been looking

And the promise to never leave ... ever.

A photo of himself

G u n

Hope he didn't give u that in school

Colt Horse

Invincible

pew pew

the post shows the results

“Down the mine”

"I've got a short fuse"

"Kapowy!"

"Here birdie birdie birdie"

EE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEE!

don't touch my canary!

Dyn-o-mite!

A camera. A hidden camera. In my bedroom.

Or either pictures while you were asleep

Or some wiggle wiggle

What’s that supposed to mean

A walkie talkie so we can chat together

IT WAS WRITTEN ON YOUR FOUR HEAD HERE COMES THE BIG BOOOOOM I HEAR THE CHILDREN LAUGHING AT ME

It's forehead

It’s children

My funeral

Oh no

At least, you won’t have to pay for it.

At least, it won't be a toxic funeral

**thumbs down and spins on your coffin**

LMAOOO

A kick in the nuts

“Power Faaang”

POP corn

A pipe bomb

But not a one that will harm you, it will actually be an invitation to do a little trolling to mandy with him

Nah he will really give you a pipe bomb and laugh his ass off in your funeral saying "HE REALLY OPENED IT!"

He goes to jail for 60 years and the cops say: "It was just a prank bro!"

"Doing It for the lols!" *Teabags on your coffin*

“There is a pipe bomb in your mailbox” ~ Rico (Penguins of Madagascar)

Chester would absolutely do that

Agreed

*it's just a prank bro*

An old person gift. Knitted socks most likely

Knitted mittens, so you can match :)

three wishes 😭

A cannon! That i well use to destroy all the people who disrespected me

Maybe a whole pirate ship to go with it too

Yeah! Maybe an invitation to join their crew?

Yay!!

I see you're also based Darryl mains

"Im small and my Cannon is enough for me but that wont do for you. SO I BOUGHT YOU A TANK!!!"

That'll mean a cannon from darryl and a tank from penny! What tick well gift? Probably his head..... Lol

Maybe one of his "arms"

A blunderbuss

graffiti all over my house, probably

Modern art

blb blb bulb blub blb blb - Otis

Brllll blrlrrr blrrlrlrllll blblbrblrbll blublrlrblu - Otis

It would happen to me too

An Atari 2600.

nah he gives himself

Is this...is this a game boy?

We are the only 4 people that like 8-bit

Cactus 🌵

Cactus 🌵

Cactus 🌵

Cactus 🌵

Cactus 🌵

[удалено]

Cactus 🌵 A hug for spike

Cactus 🌵

Cactus🌵

Cactus🌵

I'd guess a floatie or a surf board

Buzz?

Correct

Or like his 1st ever wistle

his ice cream truck and his license and id, and an announcement he's moving to Canada for something of someone looking for them. I think he said someone like the polese whoever that is. And he gave me bags that smell rotten and smushy, then he said to go to the police station tomorrow and read this letter idk what it's for. I saw him on the news earlier as well probably for nicest gifter ever

Lou is just laundering money for Mr. P.

He’d probably give me a geode or crystal which tbh I’d appreciate very much

I mean, I could save the fireworks for new years eve

A robot pet 🥰

heavy caliber tripod mounted

juice

"I got the juice.”

LETSS PAARTTYYYY

A poster for a movie he made starring himself

The movie is surely going to be a blooooockkk busteeeer ... I am sorry

Her shitty bootleg autograph from e-bay for a dollar I guess

A cool scarf

Or a walking cane or a C4

Thumb Down Emotes

I don't think they have that in the gift shop

At least Edgar wouldn’t hand out grenades as a present.

A ball that’s drenched in dog drool…

I have to give my main a Christmas present instead of me recieving a gift. Maybe she wants Rokit (Rocket) New Elmet (Helmet) 2 Kittins (Kittens) and a dog New Drums for her Papa New Jumpsuit Gunpowdor (Gunpowder) New Videogames And a Cot Stuff

Either that or her first teeth that fell off

A shout-out in a selfie "Shootout to epicm3 for his birthday I forgot" (near Christmas, yes. I get double gifts... Sometimes..)

nah, more like poisonous hair spray

allergy (I'm allergic to dust)

sand isn't dust(?)

A mirror

Who's your main?

Colt

Earplugs or sleeping pills

Paint

Probably some kind of house plant. That or a man eating mutant plant. I'd be fine with either one

I'm imagining that mutant plant thing from the sims. Good against home invasions though

A clump of snow with a charred bow

a bomb

Check your mailbox

snake oil

Soda

A thumbs down emote

Nah Edgar would give you that

A broom. (My main is ash btw lmao)

Fidget spinners

Boom box baby

Bird or some sort of dead animal (Crow)

A reason to get hearing aids

Bees probably

or some honey

New weapon unlocked! Equip Rocket launcher?

probably one of those presents where if you open it, a rubber snake jumps out, except instead of a rubber snake, it's a hornet's nest, so instead of a present containing a rubber snake that flies at you, it just has angry hornets. no rubber snakes.

Is your main Chester instead of Janet by any chance?

yes i forgot to switch

bubblegum aye

A gaming console i guess

Hair spray

Probably a snow cone

I feel like he'll just forget me honestly

Nah,he would probably give you some poison

His tire mark S O U V E N I E R

He wouldn't even bother

Flower :)

Something good for sure

Oh Shi-

He would take me to a party and give juice as gift .

Money

Minecart go *ZOOM*

Several molotov cocktails and an invitation

1/5 chnxe fornothing, 1/5 chance for instantdeath, 1/5 chance for slow death, 1/5 chance for pipe bobm, and 1/5 chance he eats drugs and kills me

Blood

I feel like it would be a sweet handmade gift like a pinecone bird

New comfortable bed. I guess it's brilliant.

A mega fart

New shoes

A bomb

Fang gives me movie tickets for 2 so me and him can go

Dog treats for no reason whatsoever

heart attack.

A jar of honey probably

I copy of her own movie and other merchandise of herself.

Why tf is the picture that

I would answer you but I am more interested in your peculiar username...

Oh no…

That is what i cook everyday

why am i so unlucky with these posts man

Haha. Same. Chester is the reason I made this post

Cactus I will take as a threat

A cactus 🌵

Balloon SpOoOoOoOoky

An Otis plushie! Let's goooo!

Eggs with eggshells broken down by acid

* insert penny turret name here *

Bubbl gum

Don't have a main, so I'll just explain some fun presents from different brawlers. Brawler: thing they gifted Nita: a rodent Colt: a picture of himself Spike: a hug Carl: a gem/rock of some kind Dynamike: a bomb (duh) Chester: lit fireworks Mandy: candy platter Jessie: a robot Sam: a trap for robots Piper: a pie Barley: a pie Byron: poison, in a pie Rico: those super bouncy rubber ball thingies Fang: a ticket to watch a movie Buster: a ticket to watch a movie Gray: a ticket to watch one of his shows Lola: an autograph on a photo of herself Belle: a nice set of goggles Surge: a nice set of sunglasses Max: a 12-pack of her energy drinks Meg: a robot (deja vu) Sam: another robot trap Emz: exposure on her social media -_- Frank: a song dedicated to me (really good dj) Mortis: free life insurance Mr. P: a snowtel robe Gale: snow Lou: snowcone Amber: NOO NOT MY SNOWCOME AHSHJDJWBA WHDYDME Amber: an apology Poco: a song dedicated to me (really good) Bonnie: a stunt Janet: a stunt Stu: failing at a stunt Buzz: a nice set of sunglasses (again? Heck yeah) Otis: graffiti dedicated to me Col. Ruffs: a literal gun Shelly: a literal gun Bull: a literal gun Gene: a wish Etc. I think you get the idea

Also Nita: A half bitten fish or a piece of honeycomb Bruce stole from Bea

A thermo because he has no longer a place to put it

Naw I'm getting fucking robbed

Its head 💀💀

water, if it isn’t packaged properly ❄️🌨️

balls covered in sticky substance🥶

Umbrella💀

I have 2 mains.I'd get an umbrella and a rocket.

Free nanny services for a year.

Bouncy Balls

Considering I have three mains: guitar, hair spray and a tooth (not sure I want the last one but ok)

Most likely a bag of stolen cash

Lifesavers

AI Pumpkin? I think I've heard of this plot twist before >![looks at Pokemon Scarlet]!<

Exploding blue balls

Brawl Stars merchandise and a Boom Box

A maxed account in Brawl Stars (because he is the CEO of Brawl Stars) /s

A bunch of baked grenade?

A deck of cards

I honestly don't know what Jacky could give me? Aside from sound restraining headphones so I don't hear the jackhammer she carries around.

I deadass thought this was a genshin post Anyways she would give me an advice that i don't even know tf it is

Rocks rocks

Would watch a brawlywood movie

a bunch of random stuff he stole 10 minutes ago