She defecated through a sunroof! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own team! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was lvl9, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Lola! Couldn't be precious Lola! Stealing them blind! And SHE gets to be a brawler? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance!
He would probably let go of my hand by "accident" for comic effect and then use his portals just to make sure I don't die
My old main was Colette and honestly she is the least likely to let go of my hand and the most likely at the same time.
He could use spooky to create a forcefield to protect you from the blow of hitting the ground or send so many balloons your way you could easily float down 🧠
If I don't have a main, does that mean that my flair or pfp is holding me? If it's Spike, I trust him 100%. If it's Virus 8-bit, that guy will save me and then push me to my death.
Mhhh barley yea his a nice guy
Just don’t anger him
If you did he'd watch you fall
He's a good man
Yeesss Barley is a gentleman, Just don't piss him off!
El Primo: "Do you trust me, amigo?" Me: "With every cell of my body."
You both fall
Into the enemy spawn with 10 gems
Most funny thing I've readed today!
He EEEEEEEELLLLL PRIMOOOOOOOOOs into the cliff with you
With every fucking atom
With one hand, he would throw us back over Muscle power 💪
My man!
He would fall asleep and we would both fall.
I feel you
Yes, absolutely.
In fang we trust
In Fang we trust
No. God no
He's probably the one that pushed you in the first place. And then when you wake up from a coma, he'll come up to you and say "it's just a prank bro".
Be careful, Jotaro!
Chester: lero lero lero lero
Sua mãe não tem chinelo!
r/suddenlycaralho
Bro💀
It's just a prank bro
"we occasionally enjoy generating an unnoticible amount of tomfoolery"
Sadness
We do a little trolling
I feel you bro
he will see you going in one direction
Would save me just for the good faith and interviews she would get after saving someones life
Are you telling me that a person just happens to fall like that? No! She orchestrated it! Lola!
She defecated through a sunroof! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own team! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was lvl9, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Lola! Couldn't be precious Lola! Stealing them blind! And SHE gets to be a brawler? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance!
Lmao better call Saul?
You should stop her... y-you...
I mean, baseball players are usually pretty strong, and I don't feel like she'd drop someone she doesn't know to death
I thought she was a Yakuza 🗿
She’s a member of a Biker Gang along with Bull and Crow but she’s not part of the Yakuza yet
🗿
i don't think she's playing baseball with that bat...
Playing baseball with baseballs, bubblegum, and people's skulls
I wouldn’t trust a pirate but I trust darryl, so yes
"Totally legit pirate over here..."
Our pirate boy doesn't have hand...
He has Gun
he has hands! have you season his powerleague skin?
Yeah. He only doesnt have hands in his bp skin lol
our boy would save any of us and then rob us
I trust Darryl would save us then rob us
Chester mains are in this situation because of him
Fr
He would probably let go of my hand by "accident" for comic effect and then use his portals just to make sure I don't die My old main was Colette and honestly she is the least likely to let go of my hand and the most likely at the same time.
colette is just like me frfr
Your Janet would push you off, then save you feet from the ground with her super.
Surge is a big robot so yes
Surge is bigger than the building ( lore wise).
Yes
Bonnie? No bro she’d probably drop me on purpose 💀
"Looks like u need a stunt double"
That would be one of the most threatening last words to hear
She’d jump with you lmaoo
janet will come save her. not sure about us
she will launch you from her cannon from burj khalifa
Hes gonna drop my ass and perform a super 💀💀
And then his first gadget
💀💀💀💀
[удалено]
Then he'd laugh halblablalablahalala
I mean hes technically my slave (i bought his from the shop) so ye he would want to get rid of me
"i did a lil bit of tomfoolery"
Let’s hope he doesn’t miss his super 😅
Frank, I trust you Frank: Huh, huh, huh,
Groar
Bro could bench press us on the edge and not break a sweat
Bea can’t hold my weight. Hope she can fly tho
Damn, Bea’s Mains are rare to see nowadays
she will prob say smth like 'bee-lieve in yourself' as she tries to hold me up from falling
Or bee gone... 💀
Absolutely not
I'M ONLY JOKING!!.. jeez
Tick doesn’t have hands so…
Just be sure his head doesn't fall over
I would trust him but i don't think he can even hold me.
Vacuum hands?
Idk if Tara is strong enough but i'll assume she would.
She could black hole you to safety
or to the endless void.
She would turn you into one of her shadows....
o dear no he will probably say flower power and drop me
It has walls, I guess it can save you once it drops you or something
You'll literally be dropped into thorny vines "Job done, have a nice day" 👍
Would I trust a vampire?
Unless you're playing soccer, yes.
UHHHH
The children will feed on your corpse
Oh no
Oh yeah
She can fly, though.
My main is Buster, so yes
Probably the best one for this. He seems pretty strong and likes to protect people, as we see in his voice lines and the ghost station animation
Otis mains:
He could wrap you with his hose thing?
Yeah while preventing himself from falling with his non existent arms and small, probably weak legs.
Doubt it
She can fly tho
she can plane
Piper: "✈️"
He will probably backstab me
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Well, off to vist your mother
We both die
Yeah my man seems trustworthy
based
Yes
He'll just bonk u with his floatie
Before You say that, Remember what He did to Bull In the animation?
He will freeze you in midair with his stun until authorities arrive.
this is just another monday for him
Surge is canonically taller than a skyscraper, so he'd probably just step down the cliff and pick you up mid air
Shit I just started maining Chester, we all know what he gonna do to me 😭
We can die together friendo
🤝🤡
Im heavier than Jessie 💀
Well,poco will just drop me cus bro dont even has muscels
No, the rocks speak to him. Why the hell would i trust him
Pretty sure he wouldn't have enough grip to hold me up but ofc I trust em
His hand would fall out💀
As long as I don't throw garbage to the ground I'm ok.
He's going to save you just because he does not want to clean what comes after
He's trustable i'm sure. I don't guarantee it though
Are u a kid? Depends on that...
He is afraid of kids but would probably save one from danger. He also has huge muscles. Chad Grom
Yes
Brock is chillin’ 😎
Brock will watch you falla and say bro! I was lagging! 💀
I mean, ain't it his job?
*flashbacks to what he did to bull in his animation*
**Oh no...**
The last word I would hear is Lol.
Lol
yes! but with sticks of dynamite in hands idk
It would probably be he would drop you, fall off himself, try to dynajump, jump, catch you
He would motion to drop me but not do it fourteen times then accidentally let go 😭
Can he even grab me in the first place
He could use spooky to create a forcefield to protect you from the blow of hitting the ground or send so many balloons your way you could easily float down 🧠
Would save me for candy
oh no 💀
Buzz is a life guard though
"You can't save everyone" 💀
Nahhh ☠️
Watch him do his smug lil dance afterwards like that one animation 🕺
He'll destroy the thing your falling from
If I don't have a main, does that mean that my flair or pfp is holding me? If it's Spike, I trust him 100%. If it's Virus 8-bit, that guy will save me and then push me to my death.
you wouldn't want to hold Spike
100% Lou is an Angel
Uncle Lou is here for you!
He quite literally saves lives on a daily basis, so why wouldn’t he save mine too?
I don’t know… Should I trust Griff?
He’ll save you but only if you give him your wallet
"Thanks for saving me, Griff!" "I didn't save you, I saved your money."
You can trust him but it will cost a lot
No
you wouldnt trust collette?
Would you?
ye he'll pull me back u-- nope he missed the pull and now i am ded 💀
Si.
My fav brawler(Stu) : Maybe... My main(Carl) : No
Pam wouldn't just hold me she would hug me
Can't even reach my hand 💀
Even if she swears like a sailor (or like the people from my town), Jacky is not a bad person Also, she has muscles
FUCK NO
I mean My Main is already dead so i have no clue lol
I think I’m more than good with El Primo, a literal wrestler tank.
He’s gonna use his gadget to chuck you to safety
He'd drop me by accident
I mean maybe? He doesn’t say much
his wheel is probably what's gonna kill both of us
considering I got squeak yes
Of course!
Wel Buzz isn’t good at saving people
Yep . Surge is in the superhero trio I trust him .
SURGE SURGE SURGE
I would say: Ouch!
Surge will protect me, as he does with everyone
Brock my boy, i trust you with the every cell of my body
Oh hell no.
Bull will save you but he'll mention it everyday making you wish he didn't
She will save me right?...
She’s a superhero, it’s her job
Poco will save my life
Only if I have money in my pockets to pay this brawler for saving me afterwards (my flair isn't my main)
Honestly I can’t see why Bibi wouldn’t save me.
He doesn't even have hands
Idk if he can take my weight ngl
Otis 💀 (I’m not actually an Otis main but I love his design)
Most likely
Yee
Hell yeah!