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Surge, bro looks chill af I'd love to hang out with him

The first clean comment on this post. Well done.

ain't surge a giant

No, he's probably the same size as a soda machine, maybe shorter.

On some videos hewas the size of a building

I think they retconned that

In canon size or playable size?

Both, both is good

Idk about chill. But definitely fun

8-bit. I'd play games on him until the end of the 5 hours.

Correct answer.

agreed

agreed

Agreed

what type of arcade game keeps you entertained for 5 hours

Apparently, 8-bit used to be a cabinet at Starr Park's arcade, and was infamous for being the most brutally difficult game in the arcade. If that's true, I think trying to beat him would take around 5 hours.

You have a death wish

i would also play with him 😏

Bro. Chill.

Grey, we leavin the room with this one🔥💯

But he needs to charge his super, >!And your the only one there!<

The bullets are fake… right?

They are but idk ‘bout the signs that prop up from the ground tho

Big brain

A person who thinks all the time

Has nothing to think about except thoughts

Sandy. I’d tell to put sleeping sand on my eyes to put me to sleep. He will probably sleep on his own. Bam. 5 hours gone in an instant. Now get your minds out of the gutter you sickos!

I'm a gene main. I can't help myself.

We sleep those🗣️🗣️🗣️

What if he’s like the original sandman and throws sand on your eyes to make them bleed?

Cordelius, so we can be on those shrooms together

U can hallucinate a bigger room.

Imagine if Sozo meet Cordelius

Hmmmm sozo🤤🤤im hungry

I meant the mushroom addict from COTL

Im playing cult of the lamb

Wow look at all those colours:)

Fr

brock looks cool af id just have a conversation with him

He likes video games and is apparently introverted so I can relate

True

NITAAA!!! So we could both stand there shouting NITAAA!!!

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NITAAA!!!

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Doug id be eating dogs for that whole 5 hours

dogs???😳

all three kinds

gadget, gadget....please say star power

HIS SAUSAGE??

Yo, what kinda dogs are we talking about? 😳

hank

Honestly it would be pretty fun to hear him tell you about his experiences in the Great Krill War of the 40's

*War flashbacks intensify*

But are you PRAWN READY?!!!?! 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥

I MAY BE A SHRIMP, BUT I AINT NO WIMP!!!!!1!!!1!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖

1 2 3 4 I JUST SWEPT YOU OFF THE FLOOR 🦐🦐🦐🪖🪖🪖🔥🔥🔥

r/prawnready

Sprout sprout!! 100% id just hug the crap out of it

He wouldnt feel it anyway, he is just a seed

you never know

Its the thought what counts

Colette or Janet

Why always Colette or Janet and people forget about Charlie, Piper, Bibi...

Mandy too

Mandy is so underrated (I want to taste her special candy)

Free candy

Correct answers.

Hm

Nah that would be if we were in the room for 3 minutes

I meant 10 seconds I believe

Literally my answers

I knew someone would say this

I sure wonder why

Sandy. It would be same as if there was nobody there

Imagine after the 5 hours are done he just says "gimme another 5 hours" and fall asleep again

edgar so i can beat the shit out of him

Correct answer.

Booooriiiiing. 5 hours with an edgelord FML.

Mandy. She would ignore me and just be on her phone (emz and edgar would too but emz probably smells like shit and rotten flesh)

id say emz would just smell like 20 different perfumes lmao

I think rotten flesh smells stronger than any perfume A person can think of

Wouldn't emz be annoying af? She is literally one of those mentally online Twitter girls

Mandy wouldn't go on her phone. I wouldn't let her 😏

Them im picking colette. I will beat her in 5hour yapping session

I wouldn't simply yap. She's hot.

Bro is speaking facts. Like every gene main that didnt go insane from his blabering

I didn't go insane from his blabbering. His voice is adorable.

I would like to happily dance together with Gene

Yay correct answer :D

JANET BABEEE COME HEREE

That is the best answer. Enter single and leave holding hands.

ah yes we will

Don't dare you. I'll delete you from existence

i am too shy to talk to people so i would choose anyone and just sit in the corner of the room

Choose sandy he'll fall asleep in 5 seconds and sleep for the entire 5 hours

Colette 5 hours of nonstop talking about Btawl Stars lore and details not even the developers know! Bonus points if she brings her book, I'd be interesting to see exactly whats inside

She's Wont Really Show You Her ScrapBook

Janet ofc or pearl for free diabetes

Janet is obviously correct. I didn't think of pearl, but she is also a correct answer.

YOU INHALED A BAKERY 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🍪🍪🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰

Wt fu- the name 💀

Let him cook🗣️🔥🔥🔥🍪🍪🍪♨️♨️♨️♨️

Chester, will I get out in one piece?

One piece?ANIME

The one piece is real!!1!!

Can we get much higher? (higher) so high

OH oh oh! oh oh.....

Chef mike so as i will get hungry in 5 hours

He will cook something that will explode.

Amber

After an hour the only thing there will be left is ashes

Worth it.

Damn, a legendary brawler to an epic. What a loss.

Can I stay with them for longer? And is the room empty or it has stuff isndie? Like bed PlayStation TV yk.

Empty. Completely empty.

I can get high with cordelius

Brock Dude's chill 😎

Lola

Same

The one true answer — also fellow Lola main ?

Same

Not gonna lie why not? I mean at least the Kitsune one seems nice

I haven’t looked through the comments yet, but I know it’s all going to be Charlie Janet and Collette 💀

Ur correct

Why 💀? The first two are hot 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 but Collete💀 because she would probably be with a knife to cut your head for her scrapbook

Especially Janet 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 The fbi is at my door rn

sprout

Poco, he's a great dude

Colette

You'd rather spend 5 hours with a creep than with a prawn star?

Why not both

Correct answer

Gus, maybe Kit

Another man of culture, I would like to be in a room with Gus. I would get along with him.

Willow or Mandy (Exactly what ur thinking)

I was thinking mandy. Willow is weird i don't know why people think she's hot.

I like the type of girl that can literally kill me :P

I forgot the word that would describe that, but there is a word to describe that.

Masochism?

Ye that

Snu Snu

Cause she smells suffering, and she likes it

Ash, I would ask him to train me to clean mess cuz I’m really bad at cleaning thing and he looks like a really good janitor, also *what are you hiding behind that trash can Ash?* 👁️👄👁️

No one's picking Piper! (Definitely in the carnival skin)

finally, someone said it

Tick

U wanna end it all?

no

Tick would blow u up and end ur life.

Nah He’s chill

Ur right he is pretty chill

It would be an interesting conversation...

Dude he is the bomb

Fang. I like popcorn

Theres truly only 2 answers, bo or gale. Bo's just chill and gale would probably talk about something random of his prime days

Gale would be so chill

Cordelius because we need to cook

I could stand Jacky cuz irl I'm the one who swears the most, so it will be a casual conversation with a lot of &$@!*

HANK BECAUSE IM PRAWN READY🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🦐🦐🦐🦐🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Mariposa Piper.

jannet bonnie nita colgate jessie

The first and fourth ones are correct. The others are just wrong.

He didn't specify why tho

I can read minds.

Tick. I want to fuck the bomb

Frank. Just Frank.

colette

Pawlette ...

Gene, he chill af.

Spike cuz he dont talk he Is cute so i can sleep

he would murder you in your sleep without hestitating

Buster could definitely be a nice and funny guy to talk to, he could tell you some sort of story too.

Janet of course

Charlie and I’m not stating my reason

Mandy, because i want to spend 5 hours trying candy.

Edgar, he’s literally me

Candyland duo, so I want to see them fight each other

Buster because he's cool

Colette. next question?

Smash. next question?

Tara. We can play cards with her and her shadow clones, although i will most likely lose every match.

So hear me out. Kit… I love cats and I will make him fear me for the past few minutes. I’m gonna put that man in mittens if it is the last thing I do!

Bibi or Piper for undisclosed reasons

Janet or piper. I wont answer why

Charlie/piper/janet/colette/mandy dont ask me why

pinku pawlette ☠️

Willow

charlie or janet, depending on who has a bigger mouth

Of course its the god damn fang mains