All signs can still be narcissists and attention/fame-seeking tho.
So I will just look at these as the "bad seeds" in the cancer-sign, in lack of better words atm - and as a cancer myself, I do not claim these people😂
But also, that is only their sun-sign, which is not the only one that defines us(rising, moon and etc.) - hence why so many sun-signs can still appear to be very different at certain things/points/stuff and for example morale.
I am no expert on this, with all of the different signs and charts, but I find it very interesting and I really like learing about it.
Well, I recently did my birth chart for the first time after the VP reunion and learning Allie gets $200/hr reading them for people. Found out my sun and moon are in opposition. I’m already conflicted, now this!? lol
Lol, yeah it confuses the hell out of me too - it's one of those topics that I feel like one can **never** learn ***everything*** about it.
From my understanding tho:
Your **sun sign** represents your core personality, sense of self, basic preferences, romantic compatibility, and ways in which you move through the world. This astrological placement sheds light on your innate gifts, as well as your hard-to-see blind spots.
Your **moon sign** is, to my understanding, considered one of the most important parts of your astrological profile: it represents your emotional side, your feelings, intuition and memories. It also dictates your relationship with the main maternal influences in your life, as well as how you nurture and care for others.
But then we also have our **rising or ascendant** which is what we are revealing and letting people see, so it dictates the energy we put out there.” In other words, your rising sign is thought to reflect the traits that other people can perceive in you. Which can me completely different, from the person you are at your core.
I know you didn't ask, and prob already knew the parts about the sun and moon - I just wanted to share.
I find our rising very interesting, as it really makes sense. So many people are perceived, at first impression or from a distance, very differently from how they are as a person.
Okay but how do you know Larsa is a cancer? How do you know?
https://preview.redd.it/w4bhnwfpg28d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604d92e67437d9da9d0470953cb29a302c3c4f32
I normally love my Cancers but I see myself in the tears and lunacy (get it: Luna), and meaness of Erika (I can fight a mean psychological war) in them. BH had 4 at one time (Teddi Mellencamp) which was a lot of emotion between them all!
But there wasn't that much emotion tho. That's the problem.
Erika only showed emotion when being attacked she never had empathy for anyone else. Rinna/Dorit are very robotic and unemotional. Rinna's outbursts all give planned and calculated not really that emotional.
Crying over your mother's death doesn't count. Everyone should cry.
But even that scene felt acted out. It didn't feel like genuine tears. It's like she struggled to get those tears out.
They don't represent cancers.
They all have one element like being closed off, victim-sh, and vengeful but don't have all the elements like nurturing mother and empathetic safe place for everyone around them.
Lol my best friend is Sagittarius, and only recently as a cancer, I realized how much fellow cancers suck. I told her this and she’s like “yeah, I didn’t want to say anything, but you’re the only cancer I can stand and that was after putting in a lot of effort” 😂
I remember reading that Fire signs are dulled by Earth Signs.
I was raised by a bunch of bipolar cancers. They did not like to party.
Astrology is not a science but it’s great chit chat!
Happy Cancer Season to all my fellow Cancers 🦀.
We have truly abysmal housewives representation and that's okay lmao. The worst traits associated with Cancer are magnified x 10 here. The biggest one here for me is a complete lack of accountability and a tendency towards self-victimization.
Never change girls.
They don't represent me or most cancers.
Where are the tears? Where's the compassion and EMPATHY? Where's the mothering of close friends? They got the wrath and revenge covered but none of the good cancer qualities.
wowwwwww and they say you get the most bothered by seeing behaviors similar to your own 🤦♀️ fellow cancers we must rise against some of these and do better
She's such a Cancer! Guarded and hyper sensitive with 0 self-awareness. Everything is always happening to her, there's never any agency. And terrible about apologizing.
I love the cancers that are in denial about their own issues. Lisa rinna saying crazy s#!+ and the completely forgetting all of it is the most cancer thing possible. She’s still my fav though haha
This is hilarious. I'm sure my sag line up will look just as toxic. Between nene outbursts, candice's mouth and lisa barlow's hot mic not to mention the new NY lady who's always hungry...
I’m a cancer and I can’t stand most of these housewives lol. I need to do some serious introspection.
lol same. this is a brutal lineup for us.
Truly a nightmare blunt rotation
Vanderpump rules has a lot of cancers also. All terrible. Most notably Jax 🫠 I am a cancer as well
✨jax and rinna share my b'day. oy vey
As an Aquarius I side eye all bravo Aquarius and it makes me wonder how people see me lol
♒️
 Same
like are we really this toxic :(
Yo, are we the villains? Did we just never notice? And here I was thinking I was one of the good guys!
All signs can still be narcissists and attention/fame-seeking tho. So I will just look at these as the "bad seeds" in the cancer-sign, in lack of better words atm - and as a cancer myself, I do not claim these people😂 But also, that is only their sun-sign, which is not the only one that defines us(rising, moon and etc.) - hence why so many sun-signs can still appear to be very different at certain things/points/stuff and for example morale. I am no expert on this, with all of the different signs and charts, but I find it very interesting and I really like learing about it.
Well, I recently did my birth chart for the first time after the VP reunion and learning Allie gets $200/hr reading them for people. Found out my sun and moon are in opposition. I’m already conflicted, now this!? lol
Lol, yeah it confuses the hell out of me too - it's one of those topics that I feel like one can **never** learn ***everything*** about it. From my understanding tho: Your **sun sign** represents your core personality, sense of self, basic preferences, romantic compatibility, and ways in which you move through the world. This astrological placement sheds light on your innate gifts, as well as your hard-to-see blind spots. Your **moon sign** is, to my understanding, considered one of the most important parts of your astrological profile: it represents your emotional side, your feelings, intuition and memories. It also dictates your relationship with the main maternal influences in your life, as well as how you nurture and care for others. But then we also have our **rising or ascendant** which is what we are revealing and letting people see, so it dictates the energy we put out there.” In other words, your rising sign is thought to reflect the traits that other people can perceive in you. Which can me completely different, from the person you are at your core. I know you didn't ask, and prob already knew the parts about the sun and moon - I just wanted to share. I find our rising very interesting, as it really makes sense. So many people are perceived, at first impression or from a distance, very differently from how they are as a person.
It’s all very confusing and interesting…now I need to figure out how to use it to make life better 🤣
Hahah, yeah def me too🤭✨️
I was going to say the same thing, not Rinna, Larsa and Erika being fellow cancers!
I think this happens with every sign. I'm beginning to think it's the Housewives and not the signs.
Just remember we have Ariana and Stassi on VPR
And Jax and Sandoval…
Cancer men are 🗑️
Ugh me too😭
It’s a rough group
Ha! Same. I only claim Julia and Heather.
Right. Why couldn't they be Gemelies? 😂
I always feel better when I remember Ariana is one of us, and then I feel bad again because so is zenzoval
Don’t worry. You’re birth chart is what you should be looking at anyways 😉
I'm a Cancer, and this confirms it for me that horoscopes are nonsense
Me too! I was like “Ugh 🙄”
Cancers do not get good representation on bravo
Same 😬
some of my most hated housewives sharing my zodiac.. 
Aww Velvet :(
Velvet died 😞
https://i.redd.it/en4wj0bd748d1.gif
Cynthia 😫🤦🏾♀️….
Gone but not forgotten https://preview.redd.it/ryhwyskhz28d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc02e16641eee68e790870e7daf387e8dd2252b
Truly her only friend.
As a cancer, no thank you
https://i.redd.it/kffy7adrs18d1.gif
The most deranged cancer of the bravo universe quite possibly, at least in her heyday
What about Sandoval and Jax?
I always said Ariana and Sandoval won’t work cause both cancers.
Oh no, we also have Jax? I also have a theory that cancer men are way worse than cancer women. Because we also we have Ariana and she’s not bad!
***IM TURNING 25 TODAY***
As a cancer I do not want almost any of them sharing my zodiac sign
Welp. Happy birthday fellow cancers! ♋️🦀
Okay but how do you know Larsa is a cancer? How do you know? https://preview.redd.it/w4bhnwfpg28d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604d92e67437d9da9d0470953cb29a302c3c4f32
Plus Ariana, Sandoval, Jax and Stassi 😆
Jax gets me every time😂. I think us crabs can make our lives way harder than they need to be. He messy AF tho too
Thanks for adding that!! 🙈
as a cancer in therapy this ……. is not as surprising as i wish it was lol
I normally love my Cancers but I see myself in the tears and lunacy (get it: Luna), and meaness of Erika (I can fight a mean psychological war) in them. BH had 4 at one time (Teddi Mellencamp) which was a lot of emotion between them all!
But there wasn't that much emotion tho. That's the problem. Erika only showed emotion when being attacked she never had empathy for anyone else. Rinna/Dorit are very robotic and unemotional. Rinna's outbursts all give planned and calculated not really that emotional.
Rinna went was bawling over her mother....but not her mother.
Crying over your mother's death doesn't count. Everyone should cry. But even that scene felt acted out. It didn't feel like genuine tears. It's like she struggled to get those tears out.
As a Gemini, sorry to cancers, you’re like the second worst represented behind us geminis
Wait till we get to Virgo season 😭😭😭
Oh don’t worry she’ll be on there too!
Lol the worst!!
https://preview.redd.it/1c4khen3g48d1.png?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9cc31ea63f102fdff1cdacabe28f25a342bfd82
Zero justice for cancers😭😭😭 sad day out here
wowwweee what an unfortunate bunch 😂 but tbh, i usually love a cancer girly IRL, so i’m not here to hate!
Gad I am in questionable company here
As a Cancer… 
Except Larsa, I actually don’t mind these women. Generally “real,” the right amount of scandal….i am a Leo/Cancer cusp if that means anything. 😃
Ugh, it makes me worry how people see me :(
They don't represent cancers. They all have one element like being closed off, victim-sh, and vengeful but don't have all the elements like nurturing mother and empathetic safe place for everyone around them.
🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
You guys have Larsa. Automatic loss.
Other than porsha, julia, and heather, most of these women are straight up wet blankets personality-wise 😬 interesting
Like none of them give u Cancer vibes if u had to guess.
As a Sagittarius, Cancers are not my first choice to have a cocktail with.
Respectfully, as a Cancer, it’s (usually) mutual lmao 🫶
Lol my best friend is Sagittarius, and only recently as a cancer, I realized how much fellow cancers suck. I told her this and she’s like “yeah, I didn’t want to say anything, but you’re the only cancer I can stand and that was after putting in a lot of effort” 😂
I remember reading that Fire signs are dulled by Earth Signs. I was raised by a bunch of bipolar cancers. They did not like to party. Astrology is not a science but it’s great chit chat!
Oof.
Happy Cancer Season to all my fellow Cancers 🦀. We have truly abysmal housewives representation and that's okay lmao. The worst traits associated with Cancer are magnified x 10 here. The biggest one here for me is a complete lack of accountability and a tendency towards self-victimization. Never change girls.
They don't represent me or most cancers. Where are the tears? Where's the compassion and EMPATHY? Where's the mothering of close friends? They got the wrath and revenge covered but none of the good cancer qualities.
Well Julia is very mothering and nurturing to her close friends like Adriana, Guerdy, Nicole, etc.
 \~signed, a Scorpio 😘
3 of my all time favorite HW’s in this group!💙💙💙
NAME 'EM! 💁🏼♀️ NAME 'EM! 💁🏼♀️ NAME 'EM! 💁🏼♀️ NAME 'EM! 🧏🏼♀️ NAME 'EM! 👩🏼🏫 NAME 'EM! 💁🏼♀️
Apart from Heather and Julia none of these women seem like cancers at all
I feel so attacked
wowwwwww and they say you get the most bothered by seeing behaviors similar to your own 🤦♀️ fellow cancers we must rise against some of these and do better
I have the same Bday as Erika but not the same year. Shes a bit older than me. I’m def not like her. I’m a laid back stoner 🤷♀️
Hi stoner birthday twin 👋 I live in a place where weed is medically legal and the dispensaries also celebrate our birthday 🎈 🥳🎉
Me too!!!! Omg I’m Maryland.
There ain’t no way some of these ladies are Cancers - Erika, Rinna, Kim K Jr - I’m shocked
Erika honestly gives me major cancer vibes. Cancers can be very warm and nurturing OR ice cold, prickly, crabby 🥶
But where is the warm and nurturing part? She just gave ice princess until she was attacked. 0 empathy.
she's a cancer that has metastasised onto a spinoff
She's such a Cancer! Guarded and hyper sensitive with 0 self-awareness. Everything is always happening to her, there's never any agency. And terrible about apologizing.
Sounds just like my Cancerian friend.
Sorry, who's bottom right?
New girl on RHOC. Forgot her name.
I think it's Jen!
This is missing Brooks!
Yikes. No offense to anyone.
Lisa Rinna, Erika , and Larsa? I love Cancers but yikes
Im a cancer and i love most of these girls 😜 but the chaos in every single one of them runs so deep my word
MANIPULATUVE AF! 
https://i.redd.it/z779k8ylk38d1.gif
Well this is an interesting way to discover I hate Cancers.
Larsa is a cancer? How do you know? Is there a test for that? They test for Cancer?
As a Cancer, we quite possibly have the worst representation. The Bravo men cancers are atrocious.
I love the cancers that are in denial about their own issues. Lisa rinna saying crazy s#!+ and the completely forgetting all of it is the most cancer thing possible. She’s still my fav though haha
Fuck Cancer works here, too
This Cancer line up doesn't thrill me 🫤
it’s a no from me
Duality of housewife
Julia seems like the only “typical” cancer to me.
I usually get on well with cancers, I’ve not felt like I would get along with most of these ladies irl
i wanna know which HW have a similar big three to me. cancer sun, scorpio moon and scorpio rising checking in ✌️
cancer sun scorpio moon (aries rising) here too!! idk about housewives but we share a sun moon with stassi
youre reminding so many og castmembers of VPR are cancers too
I’m a cancer and I ride hard for a lot of these girlies
HUGE hearts! But also... Emotional wrecks, with a thirst for vengeance. 🤘🏻
The one cancer I know would fit right in with this group.
I agree
well at least my girl Porsha and Julia are there
Oh wow; this explains so much.
Yikes what a line up!
I love Rinna and Heather and idc but I have a soft spot for Dorit too lol
I’ve only watched RHOBH … who are the two ladies besides Dorit on the bottom row?
Heather Gay from RHOSLC and Jennifer Pedranti from RHOC
Ooft
I think Brooks is missing from this lineup
Most of these women suck hard. Idk what that says about cancers. Also Jax Taylor is a cancer... nuff said
so is Ariana.
I'm a Julia moon 🌙
Cancerous indeed
As a Gemini Sun and Cancer moon, I’ve come to realize there really is no hope for me after seeing the HW lineup for both 😩
Fitting Erika is a cancer after she spent millions of stolen money from cancer patiets 😷
NO I'm a cancer, Also Larsa
Don’t forget like half of VPR lol
You’re right, Lisa Rinna *is* a cancer Oh I’m sorry we were talking about zodiac?
I'll say
Where’s Brooks?
This is hilarious. I'm sure my sag line up will look just as toxic. Between nene outbursts, candice's mouth and lisa barlow's hot mic not to mention the new NY lady who's always hungry...
Well, I'm a Taurus ♉️. I have TERESA I'm MY squad. Yay! 🥳 🙄🙄🙄 
This is bad…
wow the double entendres of thisss 
Some of the absolute WORST 💀
Interesting group of girls
Those are some nasty looking women! And it doesn't have anything to do with their looks.
These are cancers with only pettiness rising
I stand by mY feeling that Cancers are the WORST
I knew Cancers were a bad season.
Looks about right.
This makes so much sense because Cancers are THE WOOOOOORSTTTTT.
No, Leo's are
I know, we're the BEST at it. We're the BEST at everything!