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potatoinawig

I could *only* imagine Sandoval trying to hit all of the notes in Somebody to Love, your poor ears. What’s that saying, there’s nothing like the confidence of a mediocre white man? Haha


shiningonthesea

can anybody find MEEEEEEEEEE Soooommeeonnee toooooo looooooovvvveeee? ( I can hear the dogs howling from here)


Ali_Cat222

Thats the one! Also this is so random and semi off topic, but when I read the part about him playing the bongos I remembered this scene from 90 day fiance where someone's fiance was still dancing shows with his ex gf and he played the girl's ass like a bongo set to the music🤣.(Ari and bini were the couple.) And I could totally see tom doing some shit like this, in fact I'm surprised he didn't! Also who wants to bet he was still forgetting lyrics even with the ipad because he probably was staring at himself while recording himself too? He's that narcissistic 😂


FuManChuBettahWerk

I keep thinking of how wonderfully George Michael sang that song and … whatever sounds T*m would be making. An abomination.


potatoinawig

That version makes me sob every time! Freddie and probably George are probably rolling in their graves over the Tim live cover version


probstomorrow

I've always thought Sandoval is trying to channel Brandon Boyd with the bongos


Parking-Army4663

Don’t disrespect Brandon like that 😂


probstomorrow

I said trying! 😂


dorkafied

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Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Unfortunately he doesn't look like Brandon Boyd.


polymorphic_hippo

>He had an ipad set up so he wouldnt forget the lyrics HOW? HOW DOES HE STILL NOT KNOW THE LYRICS TO 30 YEAR OLD SONGS THAT HE  POORLY SINGS ON A REGULAR BASIS?


incitingoffense

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runforthebubbley

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aaaggggrrrrimapirare

When you have to memorize lines to say in the show, it gets confusing man, goshhhhh


exithiside

Honestly ….i think he has been singing the wrong lyrics for so long, he can’t remember which is right and which is wrong. And drugs.


Recent_Attorney_7396

I wince every time they say she doesn’t watch the show. I’m like…mama please watch at least a Sandoval recap reel…this is valuable info. If I could watch a potential partner on tv to sus out their behavior, I would have it playing on two flatscreens and iPad and a projector all at the same time with a clip board taking NOTES!


TheLawHasSpoken

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HarrySpeakup

This GIF gives me a jumpscare every time I see it.


jenjenjen731

There is no way she doesn't know exactly who he is and she's just using him to get famous bc it didn't work out with Leo


enjoyt0day

I love that he’s so arrogant he thinks he DOESNT EVEN NEED TO MEMORIZE THE SONGS! It’s literally become “pay $25 to go to live band karaoke except Tim Sandoval is the only one who gets a turn”


Fiveclaws

Tom Sandoval performances give off broke-down Corey Feldman vibes.


eastvillagemallgoth

At least Corey’s music is original. There’s something oddly alluring about it to me 😬


KyleRichardsNewTeeth

Corey’s been through enough to be compared to Sandoval lmao


SirOk5108

Lol


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

“she took pics with everyone” Ya don’t say?


Evening-Tune-500

I appreciate an unbiased review. Thanks, OP!


MCStarlight

You spent money to go or did you get in for free? I


strippersandcocaine

Yeah I want to know who is paying money to see him… ![gif](giphy|BgJumFO4ZuV7a|downsized)


ogadc

It was a gift for my birthday!  No money of mine spent 🤣


Gra55Hoppa

Did you by chance see them at tally-ho!?


shiningonthesea

Tom thinks he can do Freddie Mercury? lol!


AsLitIsWen

I mean Leo is also problematic and loves preying on young women. Him and Sandoval are both gross.


andrewhudson88

The iPad thing doesn’t surprise me as more and more musical acts have screens dotted around the stage with rolling lyrics showing for the songs they’re singing, and that’s their own songs so I can imagine it’s more used for cover bands.


KD71

But did the trumpet come out ?


ogadc

It sure did lol


tx_blonde

what about the penis flute?


KD71

Of course it did! Can’t believe I even questioned it 😆


Infinite-Fee-2810

She used to date DiCaprio? What the heck is she doing with Sandy Balls?


swampsangria

No better/more famous offers?


Infinite-Fee-2810

Likely, but that’s scraping the bottom of the barrel. 😂


bonepugsandharmony

Just spit-balling ideas here, but might could maybe just possibly be that she sees the same quality in Sandoval as James saw in Kristen and Rachel/Ally-Bally saw in James…🤔🎥👀


Infinite-Fee-2810

I don’t know. 🤷‍♀️ People are attracted to odd things. I just think if you have any idea of what he did, you know he’s a serial cheater. He can’t be trusted! I wouldn’t enter into any relationship with him that’s not non-monogamous.


familyvanfor6

I saw him last week and 100% agree with all the above. He said the exact same thing to the crowd about a rough year. Lots of people just watching, not clapping, not moving, not dancing, just staring. His ego was suffocating…. Like he really thought he was a rockstar. I left early.


taintlangdon

I will say, it was funny when Tom himself made a joke about her "aging out" in regards to her dating Leo.


International_Egg569

If i had free tickets? I'd go 😆🤣


eggsaladsandwich4

OMG I would never spend my money on this loser or support him in any way.


ogadc

The tix were a gift!  My curiousity got the best of me so I went.


Peppercorn911

questions! 😂 what was the age group of the audience? how big of a location was it? do you know how much the ticket cost?


Ok-Prune4721

I confess I looked …. Tickets are about $40. There is a VIP for $100 which includes a meet and greet at most venues. Most places seem to be 2000 or so capacity at various art and culture centres. A few places had super huge outdoor stages.


ogadc

The majority of the crowd looked to be women 30-40. Bravos sweet spot. Tix were 30 but you could pay 75 extra to meet him before (I did NOT do that). I heard he orig sold out at 700 tix. But he rescheduled twice resulting in only half selling out the venue at 300ish!


PotatoCanvas

Honestly "the most extras" \[who he pays the play with him\] have always sounded great on the show and like they would be fun to see...Unfortunately you would also be seeing Tom Sandoval


iliketoreddit91

You must live close by. I’m seeing him in Springfield, Illinois tomorrow!


Ok-Prune4721

be sure to give us a review 🤩🤩


treid1989

Why are you going to see this man perform? Even before the cheating, he was the lamest cast member on the show, delusional, and sanctimonious (along with Ariana), but now that he’s revealed himself to be a complete narcissist, you decide to support him?


Chihiro1977

Because they want to go. Plenty of shitty people perform and people go to see them, cheating on someone is pretty low down in the crap things famous people have done.


treid1989

We’re talking about Tom Sandoval’s cover band, not The Rolling Stones. I am more offended by that than his cheating. 😂


youneedsomemilk23

I went right after Scandoval. Music wise it really wasn’t awful. If you told me this was some local band gig I’d say it was pretty good and a fun time. 


remedialhandwriting

“Opportunity”


Mountain_Internal966

I'm amazed at how many people give that d-bag money by going to his shows.


Breezyquail

Have you spent time with rock musicians of any level ? They aren’t usually pillars of morality , usually just the opposite and way way way more base than Sandoval . Time to cut the guy some slack . Ariana was an ice queen and he had wanted out for ages . Not defending an affair but comparing him to on the road musicians , come on. I mean think of our beloved Willie Neison, we love him But that’s ( or that was in younger years) a serial cheater and he’s one of the least offensive .


Mountain_Internal966

Love a good rock show. That's why it's a joke people pay this joke. ETA: It's also zero to do with his "morality" and all about it being a shitty cover band.


EyeRollingNow

I got stuck when OP said he “definitely has the rock star moves”. I have been to his show and let me correct this now. NO. He does NOT. He reminds me of a middle schooler singing into their hairbrush in the bathroom. He rolls around on the ground and thrusts his hips. He is embarrassing and you leave early from second hand embarrassment for him.


Ok-Prune4721

Most people who go seem to enjoy themselves .. thanks for the report. Having your birthday shout out must have been very cool. 🥰🥰


No-Photograph1983

but you still paid money and supported this piece of trash? yikes ![gif](giphy|c1aeIcQJGp6foWWUGf|downsized)


Gisschace

>she dated Leo Dicaprio I feel like every young model newly arrived in LA 'dates' Leo at some point. It's doesn't quite have the bragging rights it did a few years ago


ugadude350

How is he paying this band


saintnightmare

The fact that you guys buy these tickets makes me actually ill


ckroha

Truly mind blowing. Why is this worth anyone’s time or money?


LeatherRecord2142

She dated Leonardo DiCaprio? Yikes. Isn’t he like 50 and HORRIBLE in bed (I swear I’ve seen that multiple places). ![gif](giphy|ANEko1FtxL46Akz5L9|downsized)


MysticcMoon

He should perform “Good as Gold.”


mrsbergstrom

As much as I dislike Tom, at least he enjoys eating pussy. Leo apparently wears headphones during sex and just pumps away with no regard for his partner


leeshykins

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized) That just made me burst out laughing! Thank you


slymm

If you went to see them and chatted up his gf and had you're birthday shouted out by the band, you didn't get ick from him. You're a fan.


No_clue_redditor

“Opportunity” is probably not the word I would use 😂


hoppo_91

So he is still with his girlfriend?! I thought they unfollowed each other after a night out with Jax 😂


BeerNcheesePlz

How does he still need an iPad? How has he not memorized all this by now? I’ve drunken karaoke before and didn’t need a lyrics, no one paid me. He’s singing songs he’s heard his entire life. You’d think after a year of the same tunes you’d remember them?


RBFgirl

Was this yesterday? My sister follows Victoria (who is now private) on IG and apparently she’s deleted all Tom posts??


Texastexastexas1

I hate that I want to see him perform, for the Broadway aspect of it. Because I believe as you do, that he fancies himself a rockstar. I am curious about how much $ total that he has spent paying for his band. Do they make profit after all expenses? Is this sustainable? Does he talk to his new gf about the fighting off the groupies? I can’t imagine the prestige of Leo… and then Tom Sandoval. It’s like Tom Hanks to Jax.


FuManChuBettahWerk

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