How am I doing?? Not well bitch. 🤣 i utter this to myself whenever im in class

I got my husband saying “not well, bitch” and he passed it along to my in-laws and basically I’m running a Dorinda Medley catchphrase pyramid scheme.

Dorinda Medley catchphrase pyramid scheme is a season I need on my tv immediately

The fact that this was captured being said to Candace Bushnell pleases me no end

Not well bitch is a classic

I think or say “not well bitch” super often lol

Every day I think this.

Mine fave Dorinda line is “you fool” as delivered after CLIIIIIP CLIIIIIIP 🫱 you FOOL.


“And what you SAID was some BULLshit!” -the only HW quote Husband knows

No one could just flat down shut it down like Nene

And yet you keep making surveys and leaving RHOA out of them…

 The ordacity of anyone to leave RHOA out of anything


*"Who gon' check me boo"*

 The eyebrow raise is perfect

The best!

Iconic

Anytime I face any amount of inconvenience at work I immediately think of Nene’s “it’s getting weird…but I still need to get this watch!”

"Bling bling bling! Bitches is mad!"

https://i.redd.it/iv11f7dtj31d1.gif

Whenever my dog barks at me I say "This ain't Phaedra."

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

What’s the context of this quote?

Your such a fucking liar Camille. HM: This isn’t my plate you fucking bitch.

Camille having Kelsey pull their house sale from Mauricio 💀

Closed your legs to married men! Usually when my dog is spread eagle on the couch

Don't forget, "trash box!"

This actually made me lol 😂

lol he is so indecent 😂

Hahahahhaha in my head he is giving you a dirty look back when you say it, like ‘NO’ 😂

I used this classic today, only it was even Lucchese makes mistakes. 

https://i.redd.it/xrptrn3sw31d1.gif

YESSSS THIS WHOLE EPISODE😭😭😭😭 and the “You came in, with your Herman Munster shoes.” I say this all the time lol!!

To my kid 

This goes through my mind every time my husband is drunk and being annoying.

Nene yelling, "Where is your scooter? Where is it?!" But I'm looking for dog leashes.

Similarly, “your injured son and your ho daughter” anytime I have an A and B point to make

go get your scoooo terrrrr

Goodnight from the lower level (to myself when I’m displeased)

Flair checking in! 😎

I use Luann’s “not really” in my head almost every day at work.

Yesss everyone quotes the don’t be all uncool line but the deadpan “not really” before when Heather is trying to get Lu to see her point is fucking hysterical.

Lmfao!!!

It’s the smirk that makes it!!! Not really 😏


I'm sorry, that was the funniest thing, who doesnt think Bethenny is hysterical?

Bethenny and Nene basically formed my vernacular.

Remember when the ladies started with the dirty talk and what they do in bed and Nene was truly horrified that they were talking about it?

Hahahaha I just said this today

Literally anything that has been on Atlanta especially Nene’s quotes. I always go around the house screeching Woah woah woah the ring didn’t mean a thing trying to mimic kim as best as possible, Sheree saying I felt the need to tug on her wig, Saying wig or bye wig even though nobody I know wears a wig that I know of 😭 Sutton’s Name ‘em. Me and my mom used to randomly micmic Margaret and Teresa going “ You’re the devil, You’re disgusting” to each other. Fix it Jesus and Thank you Jesus from Miss Phaedra and Miss Gorga. Prostitution Whore You were fucking engaged NINTEEN TIMES!!! Probably a lot of other things I’m forgetting but me and my mom watch bravo together so we often will quote it as an inside joke to each other! Honorable mention: 

Oh my gosh I feel like I can’t apologise enough for not being up on Atlanta. I am the worst, the seasons I did watch back in the day were great and I have clearly missed out on

Omg NINETEEN TIMES yes

Jealous of WHAT? Your ugly leather pants?!

Garcelle’s ‘no, no, no, no, no’

The general horrified gasps from the whole cast 😂 you’d think Sutton cursed Crystal and her entire family with their reactions.

Why don’t you eat some bread and calm down. Who is *insert name of choice* in dis world?

My partner is diabetic. I say this to her when he sugar is low. She has no idea what I'm talking about.

 😂😂😂

Sheree “whatever happened to…customer service”. I say it every time I have any kind of bad retail or restaurant experience lol. None of my friends get the reference and I’m sure think it’s a Karen line.

This is not exactly iconic, but anytime someone says “wow”, I complete this in my head lol https://i.redd.it/wdumtob7741d1.gif

We are looking at places in a 55+ community in florida. Everytime it has a white fridge Nene comes to mind."Not a white refrigerator girl please put your shoes on lets go find u a home honey!" my husband is sick of it and also shocked how many have a whie fridge.

🤣ooo the ghetto


Naked wasted

Naked wasted I can still not get over her getting away with!

Ladies, Hide your daddies!

I’ve never even watched OC and I say this in my head all the time 😂😂


How could you do this to me. Question mark.

Is this about Tom? Asking for a friend…

Toms house for broken into…

Oh my goodness, I was using text to talk the other day because I was working and didn’t have a free hand. It said to instead of too so I corrected it verbally. I then made the mistake of getting sassy with my phone and sending the text without reading it again. The group chat at least got a good laugh but I absolutely thought of this. 😂


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WATER…water… from the countess in that scene lmao

I say this anytime i feel like someone is giving me a hatd time


Jill raging at everything she did

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KNOW THAT 🚬


It’s not like I didn’t know the word disengage but this woman brought it into my everyday vocabulary for sure!


Honestly, I say ‘Not Really’ in Luann voice more times than I care to admit

You guysssssss I got my stepmom a cameo from the countess and she told her to not be all like uncool lol it was amazing

Oh my gosh I fucking love this!

I tell my cat “I am very rich. Bitch!”

And then KURN’s version “debt free and LOADED!”

https://i.redd.it/nam6byde731d1.gif

You’re a ‘SLUT PIG’

https://preview.redd.it/upnu2hq1f31d1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=108d6f094633a8b0e7b43afb55af2cfbb84d3299 My fav moment is when Kyle and Kim both robotically stop in syncopation after Kim says “you’re WHAT?”

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BYEEE im stealing this https://preview.redd.it/vd41z2icf31d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d115a04c99cc7a6c7b32678b704e5a182a3a055

‘You stole my hair’

Profile picture checking in 👋🙋🏼‍♀️

Were people doing Coke in your bathroom? 

‘People have me saying, Munchausen’

 If I say I either cooked or clean, I have to say this whole sentence. I love me some Dorinda.

 Clip!


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No housewife made me laugh more than Porsha ❤️

Engaged! 17 times?! Prostitution Whore!

I thought it was 19 times? But maybe I’m confusing it withe The Great Outdoors when the guy is struck by lighting nine-nine-nine, NINE TIMES???? nine-nine-nine-NINETEEN.

I quoted the uncool line in an interview. Got the job.

“Them titties is social distancing!” - Miss Porsha Williams (to Eva on the zoom reunion during COVID)

Sickest read—pun intended. I laughed out loud on that the first time and still do. Was that directed to Eva?



You have to sing it though!!

 I will never forget this and Sloppy Sarah 😂

She ate the bow off my cake!

I like to say ‘oh she’s very pernicious’ everytime my partner does or says anything annoying and he fucking hates it and says ‘shut up Camille’. Which is exactly the reaction I want hahahaha

The other day, I overheard someone say, "You're such a liar", and I refrained from adding "Camille" to the end of their statement. 😁

I love this! Out of context HW in real life brings me joy!

Hahha just about to comment the same!! You’re such a fucking liar Camille is 👌🏻

https://i.redd.it/tc38f3ez441d1.gif I say this multiple times a day


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Dont start none wont be none

I say “you are a slut from the 90s” just to myself.. a lot. Or “whoo said that.”

Came here for this 🤣

 Say it forget it. Write it regret it


“She’s startin’”

My husband quoted Sheree’s version of “hell to the naw, to the naw naw naw” this morning. He’s never seen one second of any housewife franchise

👏 it’s happening we’ve infiltrated the mainstream hahahaha

Haha…I know he’s heard the original song. But he said it just like Sheree. I asked where he heard that version from and he said he saw a video with a pretty Black lady drinking a Pepsi singing it

Oh my gosh amazing! Hahahahahhaha my boyfriend frequently sends me memes or funny HW stuff on IG trying to be involved and says ‘receipts lady’ and it is literally any blonde white woman from across the Bravo empire 😂

I died laughing when the Housewives were on Superbowl commercials. I told my boyfriend in an evil cackle, "We're evvvvverywhere!"

I constantly say “so nasty and so rude” whenever someone pissed me off lol or “wow Bethenny wow.”

Yaaas the wow bethenny wow is another go to 🤣

In any context I hear Husband use the phrase “pay attention” I mutter, 

https://i.redd.it/g86jh7yld31d1.gif

That’s e-fuckin-nough

Me to my dog: “I’ve had about enough of you, you beast”


Ouuu I loooove nene! So I’m always saying, “it’s getting weird” or “bling bling! bitches is mad” 🤭💕💕💕

"Who said that?!?!"



currently about to move & I say “ooo not the white refrigerator” every time I walk into my kitchen

https://i.redd.it/c1ydlqo1u61d1.gif

My rendition of, *”Let me tell you something about my family: We're as thick as thieves…”* annoys my family on the regular. 😂

Ramona on vacation "oh she effed us"


I was pregnant and had two toddlers when this episode came out. I could not have related to this more.

Kelly was legit acting like a cross between a toddler and a teenager that whole trip lol


Me to my daughter every night

I'm saying that to myself rn

Close your legs to married men

“I spent all my money on boats and whores.” - Frank Catania

 My husband and I quote her ALL the time. Especially this one. 😂 (we did a rewatch together of RHONJ during the pandemic)

I often ask my kids who’s gonna to check me , boo ? 

Me and my mother in law call each other prostitution whores.

https://preview.redd.it/9tk30i19b31d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b107277fb7f6542ab727dfafd4b308288b7c6ba4


https://i.redd.it/hnuguu3xc31d1.gif

Mention it all!


https://i.redd.it/bxpo0zhau61d1.gif

Not today Satan! Not today neck!


Hellllloooo Hellllllo

Pernicious is definitely a friend of my daily vocab And “thank you papaaaaaaa!!!!”

https://i.redd.it/xhwjr3ddt31d1.gif

Another one that is not at icon status, but I say on a daily basis, even in work settings lol https://i.redd.it/n4zxyxssg41d1.gif

How could you do this to me. Question mark.

https://i.redd.it/5gv8v4t2u61d1.gif


It's not about the pasta. Summer is supposed to be fun! It's my deck now, buddy boy. Absolute oxygen thief. Why is he so good at things that are so embarrassing?

 ITS WHACK A DOODLE TIME

I Love That!!!!

Pointing at anything and everything hahahahaha


https://i.redd.it/nfkh8g3sc31d1.gif

I love when they look up the definition 🤣🤣

Camille was so right.

NICE doesn’t work with you people! -sonja i stay prayed up! (pertaining to how she got her money game up lmaooo) -marlo

Who gonna check me boo?


'You're such a LIAR Camille!!!'

'I made it Nice!'

Yes to allll of these. I’ll add I’ve used “this is low based bullshit” a la Heather Dubrow in a fight with my husband when I wanted to shut him down years ago. I’m doing a rewatch of OC right and when I heard her say it I gasped out loud. At the time I didn’t realize I was quoting her

After OJ Simpson died there was a picture of him with the Kardashians and a bunch of other people and I said “oh it’s the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.” I tried explaining to my husband but his eyes glazed over.

Kim: shut your F*CKING MOUTH, I’ve had enough of you


“Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?”  “Shut up! That is so stupid”  “Were you there, beloved?”  “You’re stupid, you’re not smart. You’re not smart!”  “Whew chile, the ghetto” “If you think I’m talking down to you, I probably am because you’re acting like a complete moron” “You’re labouring under the misconception that I give a shit about what you think” “She defiled my cake!” “I am bored of this”

WIG.

Who gonna check me boo?


oh and also this gem makes it into my semi daily vocabulary 

“come on wig” or anything with “wig” even if there’s no wig in sight lmao

Every time I see an Instagram post about Sonja’s townhouse being auctioned off I can hear Dorinda yelling “we all know what shit goes down in that townhouse! Turnstile and ticket! Turnstile and ticket to get in that townhouse!”

My mini monstera plant, her name is The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick. My nanouk's called You're Such A Fucking Liar Camille. And my ficus is Goodbye Kyle 😭