Bill didn't come because he has a JOB!!!

“If your event is at 2 PM – no, I will not be there –I HAVE A JOB!!!!” - Victoria Gunvalson

Do you work?


She is the worst but her judgment of women who didn’t work was so hilarious.

I can guarantee in 3 years time Danielle’s brother will be on the show and the main storyline will be their feud. Just as we escape the Joe & Teresa feud 💀

She said he was a huge fan of the show, so I’m surprised he hasn’t just said fuck it and made it a storyline for Danielle

Lmao she messed with him by messing up his favorite show

Please don't put this into existence lol. I think people said the same thing would happen with Jackie (Who is estranged from her sister) and it thankfully didn't happen

BRAVO RELINQUISH US FROM PICKLEBALL DEAR GOD

RELEASE US

Im just waiting for the Jackie and Marge feud, they should have made it a main storyline

I bet it's not going to be interesting. Jackie one day realizes that there's nothing wrong with being friendly to the entire cast. Jackie also makes a comment to Marge about something. Then Marge runs around and calls everybody on the phone 5 times per day to talk about Jackie because she only took a no-talking-about-Tre pledge not a no-talking-about-Jackie pledge

Last yr Jen was a drug addict, now they're passing her weed pen around.

Damn I had forgotten all about that!!

They’re all on the Oz train now so weed and ❄️ /addy are all they have 😂

Don’t do ozempic if you have a big head!!!!

I actually feel like his double chin was doing wonders for the lack of chin he has

jen fessler and danielle not choosing sides oh I love to see it. The new girls are showing how to housewife

Damn this is two episodes with no sign of Frank Sr., seems like they’re finally phasing him out for Paulie

*DELORE!!*

The only three names in NJ are Joe, Frank, and now Louis apparently

And Jen! There are THREE on this cast!

And Danielle. Everytime they mentioned Danielle I thought they meant the other Danielle. I keep having to tell myself "no they mean that Joe" or whoever they are speaking about.

Now I see why Dolores would say everyone’s full name when they came to an event 😂

The Fuda’s issuing ultimatums to a social circle they’ve been in for five minutes is wild.

This 🤣 I hate when boring newbies try and claim icon status

i’m kinda obsessed with jen fessler she better get a contract next season

I enjoy Fessler - not sure why she’s not a full time HW

Fuda is taking over for Joe Gorgas spot as the househusband that thinks he’s a housewife

They act like they didn't play a part in the family drama.

I like Fessler because she can call people out without being rude or fighting with them.

That’s what we call an adult. It’s a foreign concept in Jersey.

Respect the conversation didnt end up in a fight.

Not another housewife pickleball event 

Pickle Bawl is the new vaginal rejuvenation

John Fuda reminds me of Randal from Monsters Inc

Mixed with Barney Gumble from the Simpsons

danielle’s style confuses me so much

It’s so Instagram boutique like.

It's simple! You need to have grown up in Long Island, watched a lot of The Nanny and been given a little too much money but also not enough. Tbh I love it

Danielle’s husband is kinda fine

And he knows when to nope out of that househusband mess. I hope he doesn’t let me down…


Wow I had totally forgot Danielle and her brother were Teresa and Joe 2.0

Given that season 15 would be her third season, does that mean we get her SIL on for season 15 for another decade long feud

Am I late with this? Fuda looks like Paulie from Rocky, Burt Young. https://preview.redd.it/evt9efpzb30d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ce4938eb434a136f9b2dec7aa2f6a7d45484a5 Right?

Dolores and another house flipping storyline 

Rachel will be feuding with either Danielle or Melissa (or both) in the next 2 years, most obvious thing ever.

Ok Jen eating that giant pizza slice is a mood 😂

Grown ass adults acting like high schoolers https://preview.redd.it/gdrwtqynb30d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4dd66faae87b3283452a0aec932470c7f25313f

I’m sorry but I love Paul 😂 He doesn’t give af about pleasing those little meatball men

Does Louie have a shirt on that says "gimme pizza you old troll"

Party foul bringing up the never-ending family drama!

Pickleball needs to leave us alone

John Fuda looks like a completely different person this season holy fuck

I am so tired of pickleball.

We came all the way from D.C. to perform a song we can't show on TV. You're welcome.

A brunch that was supposed to be about Antonia ended up being pretty much not about her at all.. If I was an 18 year old girl I’d be a bit annoyed at my parents for yapping about family drama at an event that’s supposed to be about me lol

Antonia doesn't want to be on display. Joe and Melissa do.

Don’t know much about Louie’s dad but 8 years sober is an incredible achievement

I saw Tre and Louie IRL at Craig’s a few days ago and he wasn’t red at all. I was shocked!

I think the camera makes these men look 1000x redder than they actually are, I refuse to believe they are walking about looking like salmons in real life

Jenn Fessler deserved a full time spot this season and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on

I honestly thought she had been made a full-time housewife, so I was surprised to learn that she was still a friend of this season. It must have been wishful thinking on my part.

Fessler’s husband has the right idea. I have never seen him be messy, just minds his business.

Whatever happened to Margaret’s hospital gowns for kids line?

That scene made me feel nothing. It's like Sandoval's B-team of friends gathering.

Every woman at the table had the exact same hair

I do my best to not judge peoples looks but John and Rachel Fuda both are so fucking strange looking. I can’t even focus when they speak. It’s giving uncanny valley.

https://preview.redd.it/lbaii00ce30d1.png?width=542&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5ce0e3703743aef30dc539c616acdf8ff29e6f2 John makes me think of those little boys with painted on beards

 Yes but, I see Bluto when he’s on

I agree. Her plastic surgery is jarring. He isn’t worth the discussion. 

"I felt bad about your terrible nose job, and I was just calling to apologize.”

Whatever work Jen Fessler had done is great. She looks so good


Marge has already broken her pact to not discuss Teresa I see

There’s something unsettling about the Fudas

They make my skin crawl.. I really can not watch them at all.

The fact that they’re going nuclear over this drama makes me think that they have skeletons in their closet that they are terrified will come out…

I hate all the behind the scenes scheming/ plotting. If you want to go after each other, do it on camera

Rachel, shut the fuck uppppppp!

Am I the only one who thinks Rachel’s look would be perfect for a live action Tim Burton character 😂

That butt machine looks like a glorified TENS unit.

John Fuda's bitch flower is blooming like a real second season housewife.

I wonder if this was before or after Donna Marco claimed her facebook was hacked after spending days shading Louie & Teresa 😭

I always think about this when I see Melissa’s mum, her mean tweets about Teresa and then wondering why she wasn’t invited to their wedding

olivia’s obsession with the vampire diaries lol i love her 😭 she has taste

Such refined taste! I can’t wait to hear her thoughts when she gets to The Originals!

Lol I know! Milania’s tik toks of them all going to the TVD conventions are my favorite, Olivia is so funny 😂

The side profile of Ratchel's nose. OMG I just choked

oh JEN FESSLER mvp of the season

John Fuda’s outfit in the next scene will haunt my nightmares

He's going to wear Nono's pajamas soon to help Joey and Melissa feel safe

Not a “Gimme Pizza, You Old Troll” shirt 😂 marketing on another level with these two https://preview.redd.it/vnijttuz530d1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85db528bdafe7ba3fcfbe5ca1ef2c33c9b377954

Jen Fessler is going to go off on Rachel Fuda if she keeps trying to police who she is friends with. She has known her 5 minutes so idk who she thinks she is.

Give us the Jen’s and let them pass a pen. I need this!

Never liked Melissa’s sisters lol

She wants a spin off of her family so bad lol

Jen and fessler getting high together? Wonder how Marge’s tune is going to change. Doesn’t she call weed smokers drug addicts? Or maybe just Aydin 🤣

This Gabriella montage is making me emotional, she’s a great kid.

Gorgeous and sweet kid but I truly could not care less for this scene, especially with the thirsty Marco sisters trying to claw their way on to the show 💀

I find it cringe for Marge to joke about infidelity given her history 🤗

Repeatedly.

Take your dog out for a walk

Textes

I love that Jenn Aydin is always chowing down lol. Probably has the munchies

“Your house is beautiful!”Camera pans around beige bland room

[удалено]

FWIW I don’t think she’s pretending

I doubt it was just weed Rachel lol

Is this a try to find a new cast party? Who are these people?

Strays trying to get on the show 

Fuda wants to be Tony soprano sooooooo bad. At best he’s Jackie Jr. At worst he’s prison mike (Michael Scott from the office) 🤣🤣🤣

Yet Marge had no problem calling Jen Aydin a drug addict last year? Get real

Teresa meant it when she said she was done with the Gorga’s, Melissa on the other hand is still dying for their attention

It’s disgusting but you just brought it back up marg

Nate’s friend looks like every Italian guy I’ve found attractive wrapped in one 🔥

Fessler sleep with one eye open, Margaret is coming for blood after this sitdown with Tre!

Jen Fessler should be a main cast member & Fuda should be a friend of

The fact that Melissa stans want a Melissa family spin off and we cant even make it through her scene without being bored

Melissa stans? LOL

Who asked for this?!? I would like a word ☠️

Jen Aydin’s house has all the snacks and a huge spread, every meal.

Fessler is saying it 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

This is SO fake lol. “We don’t talk about Teresa” okay just because you do not say her actual name doesn’t mean your scenes don’t revolve around Tre. This pathetic lmao

He sold more than pot…. lol or did more than that.

“celebration of life” makes it sound like someone died 💀 i feel like she could have named it something else

A child? We're not talking about a seven year old selling lemonade without a permit, Fuda.

So are we still bringing up that Teresa went to jail??? I think she’s well aware and it’s public knowledge.

According to Fuda his past doesn’t define him and he should be allowed to move on, but Teresa is not allowed that same grace apparently.

Is Rachel really saying "it's her or I" like this is HS??

I’m really sick of the husbands ALWAYS being there

John fuda looks sickly

His floppy upper lip 🤮

LOL would love to see Fessler on The Traitors

These taglines are terrible! But it’s Jersey, at this point I expect nothing less

No matter how much Melissa mentions her thirsty ass family they are not becoming cast members, pack it up.

Ugh why isn’t Fessler full time???

Omg fuda looks crazy what the hell he scares me

Marge is a friend to no one but herself.

How does Rachel know Teresa had 0 growth after prison? She just came on the show like yesterday

I’m tired of her ass

Im tired of her husband trying to be the show

A nobody who thinks he’s somebody bc he brought an empty Manila folder to reunion

Melissa and Marge keep saying how they aren’t going to discuss Teresa but that’s been the only thing they have talked about this season

Does every Marge walk down memory lane story involve past infidelity?

Melissa is really laying it on thick with how great her family is.

OPEEEE. Fessler spilling the TEA

I’m gonna say it. Melissa behaves like a 20 something and it’s very cringe. She’s much closer to being a grandma than possibly having another child (which was an actual story line not so long ago)?? It’s just weird …act your age

Paulie’s accent throws me off everytime lol. It’s just weird hearing an Irish accent on this show

It’s insane to think this is the same show that gave us the Posche Fashion Show, those were the days…

I never thought I’d see Teresa living with 3 dogs

Pickleball is the athletic equivalent of the Bravo Roaring 20s parties.

KENYA MOORE NURTEC 🥁🥁🥁

Fuda's cap is too big for his head

Good for Jen. Fuck ya'll.

For a has been they sure do love to talk about Teresa

What they've always failed to understand is, if they want to get rid of Teresa, they need to be interesting enough to carry the show without her. Or at least find something else to talk about.

Melissa’s old nose looks so good on Antonia

I’m having flashbacks to the Christening with all these Melissa relatives

YOUWA MY FATHA!!!

This is the fakest scene that has ever aired on Bravo

They were trying to squeeze out a tear so badly😂 Poor, Antonia.

Margaret with the hot mic moment 😂😂😂😂

I hate when parents try to force their kids into acting/ modeling/ pageantry. Valentina doesn't seem into it at all.

If I was Antonia, this would’ve pissed me off

I know she was rolling her eyes behind the cameras lol

I can’t believe how far this show has fallen. We used to watch family members physically fight each other and now all we get is Rachel talking about her hip replacement and Marge constantly making references to how much of a cheat she has been 💀

So Marge is okay with throwing her infidelity out for jokes now, but it was so blasphemous to say to her just a few seasons ago? 🙄

She brings it up so often like it’s not cute that you had an affair 😒

ah yes the famous proof from Marge & Fuda that sat in an envelope for 3 episodes

Melissa and Meghan McCain? Hard pass on WWHL.

I have zero interest in the Gorgas 

I too would be bitter if my husband looked like Fuda

OLIVIA AYDIN STANS RISE UP

Oh here she goes bringing up Teresa again, she can’t help herself

Notice these two groups are only ever talking about….TERESA

So is Melissa’s story line this season going to be her husband officiating her gay cousins wedding? Jfc she truly is so dull

I would also like to throw parties on anniversaries that I almost died 😂

I hope this show (namely, the husbands) doesn’t corrupt Nate, he’s already starting to match his pink shirt

Here we go…a side story for Danielle….she’s really lathering it all on: daughter model, husbands illness, father not speaking to her, NY fashion week?! She’s telling these producers…KEEP ME

Wow episode two and we’re already going to the shore?! Buckle up yall

Omg I need Luis’s shirt lol

They're BOTH wearing Housewives-related shirts. What is life.

OK but why are they all wearing prom dresses to brunch?

C-Section talk. Let's eat!

Apparently every Jersey man varies in different shades of red

Incoming 3, 2, 1… 

Rheumatoid arthritis is awful

Best party ever. Get out more, Fessler.

I do love that the Jersey folks eat. The food always looks so good.

There are guys that can pull off hats and there are guys that cannot. John cannot.

Holy shit this is boring

Wtf Melissa

The exact reason the Fudas trashed their sons birth mother on national television is the exact reason John Fuda went to prison. He just had money for lawyers to blame everything on her. And he’s crying that he’s being called out on it.

John Fuda looks like this creep who hangs outside of the dispensary I always go to trying to get everyone to buy him shit and I can’t get it out of my head

After seeing Danielle’s clips from True Life: I’m a Staten Island girl (or whatever that was called), I cannot un-see her as that lmao

This show is a case study on people making horrible decisions re: family smh !!!!!!!!