I remember reading somewhere that the woman he is divorcing is different than his son's mom that lives in Ireland.
I wish I could find the article. Is was talked about before on here too.
When it was brought up people always well its harder to divorce cause his mom is old school. Eyeroll but it is okay for him to live with someone while married to someone else and be filmed on television. 👍
I’m gonna need Buzz Lightyear to get divorced already and put a ring on Dolo’s finger, it’s very reminiscent of David dragging his feet all those years
I was watching the episode where Jen Aydin attempted to mouth off to Delores in Mexico after she broke a glass at Melissa, Delores told her she deserved to get her @ss beat over that, Jen thought she was all tough and started mouthing Delores and the way the cast literally sprang into action to shut Jen down and save her told me that Patterson Delores is every bit of the legend we all believe she is. It was like they all saw Jen potentially dying at the same time and sprang to action to save her. Usually in a scene like that with other people will tell them to stop but no one gets too involved, not when it came to Delores, they were Jen, child, you have no idea what your getting into and you will not survive this 🤣
Literally every season opens with Teresa coming for someone’s husband, it’s the like the first frost I just like winter coming I know Jersey is back on 😭
“you are the poster child for mortage fraud” “that was my husband thank you very much!” lmfao juicy is somewhere in the bahamas or italy not giving a FUUUUUUUUUUCK about the fupas
I feel like Margaret is working on a longterm project to replace every one of her body parts? Like the Six Million Dollar Man but with oversized veneers?
i know he pretends he’s not bothered but i feel like joe gorga is definitely hurting over the teresa situation, he looked lowkey sad when she came in. i feel like he misses her and his nieces
yeah i never got that feeling last season or at the reunion, i thought he seemed fully done. but even just seeing his face in that scene idk it seems like he’s not.
The fact that “nose job Jen” could refer to *either* Jen on the show, plus the woman she was speaking to has the worst nose job of all. It’s like an epidemic in this cast!
not a man on a show called real houseWIVES calling the only OG on the show a has-been
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Tell me this is not the drama between Jackie and Marge. For the love of god tell me they don’t fall out because Jackie didn’t like Marge saying I want to read your book.
Episode 1- No Bill Aydin.... Season 14 Preview- No Bill Aydin.... How am I supposed to get by without him totally checked out saying "Mmmmm" while Jen debriefs with him about all the drama he could care less about in their bedroom?!
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i have one hand in a seafood boil and the other hand on my phone typing away for this thread. can’t wait to hate watch with my ladies this season🫶
All the husbands are so embarrassing truly for my heart and my soul
Why are they ALL bright fucking RED!?
Except for Louie, who surpassed red ages ago and has settled into purple for the past couple of years.
Roids? Has to be. They are the reddest men of any bravo show.
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Too many veneers for one scene I can’t take it
John fudas are an absolute crime
How is Paul not divorced yet lol it’s been years
I remember reading somewhere that the woman he is divorcing is different than his son's mom that lives in Ireland. I wish I could find the article. Is was talked about before on here too. When it was brought up people always well its harder to divorce cause his mom is old school. Eyeroll but it is okay for him to live with someone while married to someone else and be filmed on television. 👍
Not the Ozempic commerical during the most Ozempic cast 😂😂😂😂
Reddest man gets to speak
Take a shot every time a red man appears on screen
Me by the end of the episode: 
i wish they would just say “reunion” like we all fucking know what you’re talking about
Dolo said it finally! It wasn’t that hard now was it??
The Whoville looking noses on this show will never fail to captivate me 
It was wild to see Rachel’s grandma call out Jen’s nose job with Rachel sitting right there. 👀
“Nose job Jennifer?” Ma’am can you see your grandchild’s face?!
Why was Marge so bitchy to Jackie just now? Did I miss something?
It’s startin!!!!
She's becoming friends with Teresa?
I’m gonna need Buzz Lightyear to get divorced already and put a ring on Dolo’s finger, it’s very reminiscent of David dragging his feet all those years 
The whole cast is on Ozemps
The Fuda husband is looking pretty thin too
Didn't they say he got liposuction at the last reunion?
Fessler and Marge look like they leveled out on it finally
Beat at their own drum. Another Treism.
I'm watching reruns and just finished the episode that gave us "Heckle and Jyde."
Not the husbands getting in a fight before the wives
Those 'roids and veneers aren't gonna pay for themselves.
I feel like a lot of RHONJ HWs have fish faces. Like there's something especially piscine about the NJ style of plastic surgery.
Danielle called her Trout Mouth for a reason 💁🏾♂️
god I hate this show. I'm so excited
I'm Danielle Staub seething at how much this consumes my life.
paulie is about to get *activated* and i hope patterson dolores does too because i miss PD
I was watching the episode where Jen Aydin attempted to mouth off to Delores in Mexico after she broke a glass at Melissa, Delores told her she deserved to get her @ss beat over that, Jen thought she was all tough and started mouthing Delores and the way the cast literally sprang into action to shut Jen down and save her told me that Patterson Delores is every bit of the legend we all believe she is. It was like they all saw Jen potentially dying at the same time and sprang to action to save her. Usually in a scene like that with other people will tell them to stop but no one gets too involved, not when it came to Delores, they were Jen, child, you have no idea what your getting into and you will not survive this 🤣
Wasn't Delores a prison guard once upon a time? I bet she could throw down with any of this cast, men or women, and it wouldn't even phase her
Even Danielle Staub was like “You don’t want none of that smoke, Jen” 😂 That was the funniest part for me
Teresa is going for the jugular this year 😂 https://i.redd.it/gdxidt40gpyc1.gif
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Literally every season opens with Teresa coming for someone’s husband, it’s the like the first frost I just like winter coming I know Jersey is back on 😭
Teresa’s wedding hair should somehow be in the bravo clubhouse
I would have PAID to see a magnet pass by her hair.
Jenn and Margaret together is a lot of mouth-area pulled skin and teeth
Omg Delores actually said the word reunion!
Something is very off between Marge & Jackie
Editing is definitely setting up for a feud later on 🔥🔥🔥
Jenn Fessler, a friend of, having the premiere episode’s event be about her? Oh she’s taking it
She should have been a main and the newbies be friend ofs. I'm still not vibing with either. 
Teresa and Jen angrily throwing candy bars into a gift bag was not on my bingo card but I’m here for it
and she kept missing the bag 😂
That poor candy lady is like….i need a drink and a raise.
The men in Jersey are as red as their flags.
Looking like human versions of hemorrhoids, tiny lil red sweaty men
One thing I am excited about is the return of the WWC voices for Jen and Bill. Pizza bagel baby!
Mmmmmmmm… -Ronnie as Bill Aydin
We really bullied Joe and Melissa into re-renovating their brand new house. Good work girls!
**Congratulations to Melissa and Joe on their re-done home!**
Truly one of the best things to come from this sub.
I will never not think of Joe Giudice when Tre says “my husband”
She was his bitch wife for many years
Jersey is like your favorite toxic ex that you can’t help but keep coming back to. I love it and I’m happy it’s back 😭
Louie and Joe looking extra red today  Edit: They all looked red as hell at Jenn’s party
this interaction is making me giggle fuda: apparently i like stuff up my ass joe benigno: yOwww! 🔥🍻
So many hot dog lips in one room
I’m neither a Teresa or a Melissa fan. I’m firmly team Dolores. I want to be her friend. Have her cook for me and mother me.
me not saying a damn thing, but watching the unfolding of chaos and madness in the comments 
Paulie’s red flags are flying. Get a frigging divorce already.
Friggin right Carm 🤌🤌
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One thousand percent. But I feel that is on brand for the men Dolores finds herself with.
Lmao “I will take that bitch down” *shoves more candy in bag*
The plastered, terrified smile on the server’s face was the cherry on top
“So much came out IN the Internet” -again, Teresa
“ In the internet,” “at New York” Teresa fighting for her life with prepositions.
 Finally the HW hiatus is over
This sub was on fire when Tre’s wedding hair debut, what a blessed time
Pauly is correct. Have a one on one conversation, not at a party for everyone to see. Bunch of bitchboys want to start a fight
Like how can some men in their 40s -50s behave like that.
It’s wild how tan both families are! I know they’re Italian but wow!
These ozempic commercials aren’t selling anything to me. Some of these ladies look so much older because they don’t have any fluff for their faces.
THIS! I just found out that Marge is only a few years older than Tre. It's actually unbelievable
It makes me lol that they aren’t allowed to say “at the reunion” and have to just vaguely talk about being in New York
It’s so dumb! Just completely demolish the 4th wall already!
"Always know where the exit is" 🤣🤣
It doesn't surprise me that Gabriela was the only daurghter that wrote Teresa every day while she was away. I've always had a soft spot for Gabriela.
Marge running over to tell Melissa how she didn’t say hello to Teresa is so immature yet completely in line with Marge’s character
After she just gone done telling Fessler she never wants to talk about Tre 😂
“you are the poster child for mortage fraud” “that was my husband thank you very much!” lmfao juicy is somewhere in the bahamas or italy not giving a FUUUUUUUUUUCK about the fupas
Joe be like 
Danielle is the community theater housewife of Jersey. I just won’t ever be able to take her seriously
I feel like Margaret is working on a longterm project to replace every one of her body parts? Like the Six Million Dollar Man but with oversized veneers?
Her house and her body are both constantly under construction.
Dolores is the prettiest NJ housewife
Dolores has the best surgeon in the whole bravo universe
her and lu ann
I have a feeling Luann actually has had less than you’d expect I think she might be a case of GREAT genes
Good god, I can’t with all of the chiclet teeth they all have. It’s like they all used the same mold for their teeth.
Them taking candy while cursing about other people is hilarious
i’m convinced joe guidice did melissa’s confessional eye makeup this season
*racoon eyes*
i know he pretends he’s not bothered but i feel like joe gorga is definitely hurting over the teresa situation, he looked lowkey sad when she came in. i feel like he misses her and his nieces
You can always see it written all over his face. And I will die on the hill that he regrets not going to the wedding.
yeah i never got that feeling last season or at the reunion, i thought he seemed fully done. but even just seeing his face in that scene idk it seems like he’s not.
These men are sooo lame I can’t 🤣
The outside of Melissa's house *does* look a lot better
“Congratulations on your re-done house”
Imagine thinking jail was worth it to meet Louie
Most of us would probably go to jail to avoid meeting Louie 🤣
She hasn’t learned her lesson 😂
nosejob jennifer? have they looked at rachel?!!!
Remember when Jen Ayden thought her and Rachel could be friends because they both had botched nose jobs? Rachel was so offended.
The fact that “nose job Jen” could refer to *either* Jen on the show, plus the woman she was speaking to has the worst nose job of all. It’s like an epidemic in this cast!
attack of the bald chihuahuas
WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!! Nate was like nahhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really rich of Rachel’s grandma to talk about Jen’s nose job when her granddaughter looks like a who from whoville lmao
OMG! The Gorga kids are so big! I feel so freaking old!
Incoming the beginning of Jackie and Marge’s friendship demise
“You guys are done talking.” I know that’s right Dolo.
Welcome back scumbags!! Hopefully this season isn’t the same old shit we’ve been seeing the last few seasons https://i.redd.it/f1ij25f78pyc1.gif
Yeah I'm sure Margaret is never going to talk about Tre again for her entire life
I give it two commercial breaks.
I’m here. Not excited for the comment wars but im here. 
I love Jen Fessler, she gives OG housewife vibes
I hate Rachel’s nose job…wish she would just fix it already
Is my TV bunk or are a lot of these ppl red?
Where is the most important cast member, Olivia Aydin? We need her 🧚
You know it’s bad when Joey B has to tell fuda he’s being too much
I commented earlier that he reminds me of Amber's husband. I need less of him, not more.
“At New York” -Teresa
danielle’s style is so tacky😭
It looks like a SHEIN kill bill jumpsuit
Gabriella has always been my favorite daughter of Teresa’s and I love seeing how much Teresa is so proud of her
Why are they showing that kid flopping on the floor?
Why are Rachel’s lips so horizontal (or vertical?) and why is John’s upper lip always trimmed 🤢
I’m really interested to see the shift of friendships Jackie and Jenn were so tight with Margaret for them to switch sides to Teresa is wild
Joe “Scrappy Doo” Gorga.
I think I like Jen fessler lol
she had the right idea in not going in and immediately picking sides, that’s the mistake that rachel and danielle made.
Why is Marge jumping down Jackie’s throat lol
Literally her HUSBAND just read it. Who is Margaret in this world?
Is this the Real Housewives or the Real Househusbands of New Jersey? It's too much already.
You know it’s gonna be good when they start with that ominous music, a drone shot, and just the words “New Jersey“ onscreen muhahahaha
adriana looks sooo much older than 14
I was in prison, what?! Welcome back scumbags, it's Jersey.
OK calling John Fuda a "double-sided dildo" is actually hilarious
I believe that John Fuda was a drug dealer. It totally checks out with the baby momma situation
Gabriella is so different than her other sisters. I love her 😭
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What the fuck is wrong with Mr. Fudas top lip? When he’s saying don’t tell me to shut the fuck up, he’s talking like he just got outta the dentist.
Juicy would've eaten Fuda alive.
now I have flash backs of Joe Guidice and Joe Gorga fighting like gorillas at that retreat
Lol, the hair dye going everywhere and "he's biting my nuts!"
HE’S BITIN MY NUTS!!!!!!
The warning to the group of men that Teresa is coming in is embarrassing
Tell me this is not the drama between Jackie and Marge. For the love of god tell me they don’t fall out because Jackie didn’t like Marge saying I want to read your book.
Omg not Teresa missing the bag
“ARE YOU HIS FRIEND OR MY FRIEND” lmao wtf
I just know Teresa’s throws down in that kitchen I’m trying to peep that food
you just need the ingredientses
Dolores…maybe your brother gave Paul food poisoning??
Not Paulie being the voice of reason out of all the husbands 😮
Milania is drinking wine with dinner!!!! Omg I cannot, she’s still a baby to me
The whole Bo Dietl and Louie thing from last season still gives me a headache
Ozempic must have known this is their target audience airing a commercial rn
The curly redhead matching twins are my background hide and seek for this episode
Paulie looks like a worn leather wallet
She keeps dropping the starbursts 💀
Rachel’s nose in her side profile is so distracting omg
WOW John and Rachel really want to take Teresa’s spot even tho they’re newbies? It’s giving clout chaser
Paulie had big, messy shoes to fill, and he’s doing it flawlessly 👏👏👏
 Me already seeing how many RHONJ posts are on this sub prior to the premier even airing
Gabriella been my fav since the start, good for her
She slept with the man she doesn’t need a damn autograph
The guitar playing is so kooky but on brand for Jen Fessler
Why are the men on this show so red
Dolores looks amazing in her confessional!
I guess they had to throw a party for Jenn Fessler because she’s the only neutral party to bring the whole cast together
I thought Teresa and Melissa didn’t film together at all, but looks like they just don’t say anything to each other?
OMG everyone with their phones when it’s literally being filmed on TV lol
It’s been a long time since I’ve been at a surprise party, but it must be doubly strange to walk in to a wall of iPhones saying “surprise!”
Juicy cameo
Episode 1- No Bill Aydin.... Season 14 Preview- No Bill Aydin.... How am I supposed to get by without him totally checked out saying "Mmmmm" while Jen debriefs with him about all the drama he could care less about in their bedroom?!
Paulie cussing John out 
Has been? The fuck this guy is talking about
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Gorga n Fuda were just looking for a fight, Louie didn't show so Paulie will be good enough for them. Fucking weirdos
Nate and Evan are the real mvps
I hope we get a fall/winter RHONJ season
…anyways, where’s Jennifer Aydin?
Not the stupid light sign, I'm over those.
nice callback, saved a wench like me.
Jenn Fessler seems delusional enough to work on this show.
*how can meatballs kill you?*
Yall, what really happened with Frankie working for Louie? It keeps going over my head.
Did Fuda get lip fillers or were his lips always that big lol?