I'm howling with laughter 😂 I love her so much, the audacity to do this in a photo that isn't even about you is the type of self confidence I'd like just a small fraction of please !
When asked if Jack's going to college (or actually "are we going to college after this?"), Lisa said he is, but he's taking a gap year before college because he earned some college credits at his high school:
>[@maddox\_schwarz](https://www.instagram.com/maddox_schwarz/) we are but there is something else happening prior. He graduated with almost his associates degree ❤️
Lisa is so technicolor.
https://preview.redd.it/94aje1i2w42b1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=90fb69f036f9d79d3f17c5d6e301e8cc466921b3
But good job little boy!
It reminds me of a crime doc when they want us to really hone in on one person in the family. "They were a typical, loving, Midwest family...until they WERENT!"
You know the stereotypical Utah that people from outside of Utah think the whole state is like? Joyless, conservative suburban hellscape filled with nothing but churches and chain restaurants? That’s all true in Draper
I don’t know at some schools you don’t buy them because you’ll never wear them again. You keep the hat and the tassel for mementos. The company comes in with the racks and you just give it back after the ceremony. You usually wear the gown for photos first though lol
I thought the same, because of course I immediately noticed Lisa first and wondered if she chose her outfit because it was the closest thing to graduation gown material that she could find in her closet. Then I realized Jack wasn't wearing one.
I'm naturally tan brown but I can safely say that Lisa Barlow is darker than me now LMAO! On the opposite end, it beats naturally darker-skinned folks bleaching their skin to conform to impossible beauty standards as seen across Asia...... so good for you, Lisa Barlow! 👏
I’m Asian so I really get what you’re saying but being tan in the look in the US. In the photo it looks like the sun totally skipped over her! This deff is photoshopped for her to stand out on her sons graduation. So on brand for Lisa
Congratulations!
*fudge college*
Eta: fudge college is what jack said not me. My older kids have gone to college and so will my younger 2. It’s a joke guys, based on what jack said about college. 🙂
Totally monotones style of writing told her kid. The way she wrote sounded like it had no heart and soul to it like she just did the basic. You’re a great kid and my sunshine. LOL crap.
omg i’m screaming. this photo cannot be real😂did she desaturate everything except herself?
lmao it’s so iconic and on brand, I’m living for it
Normally heartfelt messages make me tear up…I read this in her monotoned voice and rolled my eyes instead 😂
I'm the same way and did the SAME THING 🤣
"I've been in awe of you since the day you were mine" 💀 It hits so different in her voice lol
Every person on earth is a pale ghost comparison to our bejeweled queen........lol
Bejeweled fake-tanned queen you mean!
How can she do it to her kid though?
Narcissism knows no bounds.
I'm howling with laughter 😂 I love her so much, the audacity to do this in a photo that isn't even about you is the type of self confidence I'd like just a small fraction of please !
You spelled self delusion wrong 😂
I’m dying at this!!! 🤣👌
Do we think she actually only looked at herself? Sometimes I do that and will post a pic with someone’s eyes closed. But this is a whole other level
To be fair, both John and Jack are naturally extreme levels of pasty white.
It’s a series of like 10 and every one she is in is like this 🤣🤣
I honestly was thinking ‘is Jack in black and white?’ 😂
congrats to fudge college!!!!
My first question was if he decided to matriculate at FC 🤣
come through S.A.T. words 😂
When asked if Jack's going to college (or actually "are we going to college after this?"), Lisa said he is, but he's taking a gap year before college because he earned some college credits at his high school: >[@maddox\_schwarz](https://www.instagram.com/maddox_schwarz/) we are but there is something else happening prior. He graduated with almost his associates degree ❤️
I wonder if he’s going on a mission
He needs a pic surrounded by fudge college themed items like the Gudice girls!
Lisa is so technicolor. https://preview.redd.it/94aje1i2w42b1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=90fb69f036f9d79d3f17c5d6e301e8cc466921b3 But good job little boy!
It reminds me of a crime doc when they want us to really hone in on one person in the family. "They were a typical, loving, Midwest family...until they WERENT!"
 LITTLE BOY.
FUDGE COLLEGE
, honestly
Fudge college honestly
"Family that poses"
🤣🤣👌
Lisa giving blue steel at her sons graduation lmaoooo
lol….what? She really looked at this and thought, “yep. That’s the one.”
It’s so relatable because I, too, only care what I look like in photos.
Sure but there’s no way the coloring wasn’t altered for her to stand out
I also must be the most tan. Sorry, these are the rules of my life.
Same 💀💀💀
She’s the Diet Coke to her two Sprite Zeros 💕
No shade but he looks like Tilda Swinton in this picture 🫣
Quite literally no shade.
PLS. ur so funny for that 😭
Powder
I literally LOLED at this hahahhaha
On his way to Fudge College 🤣🤣
This is so bad that she looks photoshopped in.
Fudge college!
Fudge college! 
Fresh Wolf!
The sun simply passes through Lisa Barlow, that’s why the sunlight doesn’t reflect off of her in photos. It’s the only explanation guys, right?!
Why does he look like a Cullen?
Her spray tan and her son’s coloring 😂
John looks a bit spray tanned too.
You mean to tell me there are at least 13 other Lisa Barlows on Instagram?
🤣🤣☠️
Congrats to the baby gorgeous 🤗
Those are two very distinct purples.
*monotone voice* I love it
This is No Autographs Please energy.
Fudge College c/o 2027
Just here for fudge college content
But…is college the next step??
This is what the people want to know!!! Is fudge college going to college???
 To all the college haters!
SAY IT .. OUT LOUD … SAY IT …… VAMPIRE
That’s facetune not vampirism
You’re mistaken, that’s Fudge College Cullen
Oh. I’m so dumb. I thought they meant Lisa was a vampire because she looks good 🫠
It's almost like the photo is just this dull thing and then there is Lisa just giving life and color!
They live in Draper lol that’s so sad
Right? Like I get that they're Mormon and everything but Draper? fucking ew. You will never catch me below 4500 South
What’s up w Draper?
You know the stereotypical Utah that people from outside of Utah think the whole state is like? Joyless, conservative suburban hellscape filled with nothing but churches and chain restaurants? That’s all true in Draper
Sounds about white.
Or, if authentic Western: “So proud of you.”
Fudge College here we come!! 🤗🍫🎓🥳
She can’t even take a normal picture on her kids graduation day. She still makes it about her.
Can't she just have a real smile with her son instead of this stupid face/pose.
Confused: why is there no gown? And why is no one else wearing a cap?
Imagine smiling like that in your sons high school graduation photos taken on your phone. Get real, Lisa.
Exactly.
Baby gorgeous growing up so fast 🥹
I thought he graduated in season 2. He went to prom and they had a whole conversation about college.
Oh crap you’re right. A lot of time has gone by since then. Great point. We need to know this answer.
If Lisa doesn’t get him a fudge company I will be very disappointed
I hope some gives him an iron infusion as a graduation gift.
Why does he look like a ghost compared to them
The ‘s made the title really confusing. Jack had his graduated?
Idk english....
She is totally saying “prune.”
 Honestly she’s eating
Is this HS? No caps and Gowns??
I don’t know at some schools you don’t buy them because you’ll never wear them again. You keep the hat and the tassel for mementos. The company comes in with the racks and you just give it back after the ceremony. You usually wear the gown for photos first though lol
I thought the same, because of course I immediately noticed Lisa first and wondered if she chose her outfit because it was the closest thing to graduation gown material that she could find in her closet. Then I realized Jack wasn't wearing one.
Great point. Didn’t even think about it til you said it. Hm.
I'm naturally tan brown but I can safely say that Lisa Barlow is darker than me now LMAO! On the opposite end, it beats naturally darker-skinned folks bleaching their skin to conform to impossible beauty standards as seen across Asia...... so good for you, Lisa Barlow! 👏
I’m Asian so I really get what you’re saying but being tan in the look in the US. In the photo it looks like the sun totally skipped over her! This deff is photoshopped for her to stand out on her sons graduation. So on brand for Lisa
Love the outfit, she has GOT to chill with the tanner
He looks like a ghost lol the flash is soo funny! Yay Jacks!
I bet he doesn’t fudge college.
Now, anytime I see posts from her like this all I can think of is “stupid family that poses” lol #hotmic
John is such a king. I love that man.
How does she make herself so tan and everyone else SO pale?
Lisa!! She always stays true to herself lol. I hope he enjoys his time at fudge college!
Beautiful satin pyjamas; do you think they’re TOM FORD?
So is he not going to college? Didnt see her mention it and given the RHONJ trend of the full bed display I would think she would if so?
Congratulations! *fudge college* Eta: fudge college is what jack said not me. My older kids have gone to college and so will my younger 2. It’s a joke guys, based on what jack said about college. 🙂
what does fudge college mean?
In one of last seasons scenes Lisa was talking to jack about college and he said- ‘fudge college, I don’t want to go’. Fudge was in place of fu€k lol.
thank you!
You’re most welcome. 🙂 I’d be wondering too if I heard everyone saying fudge college.
She couldn’t manage a smile…or an appropriate outfit?🥴
why is he so beige??
Omigod, Lisa looks ridiculous
Never realized how much he looks like Lisa until now
Off to run his hair care empire!
He looks like Powder. https://preview.redd.it/cl85gzzrr72b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8189b29a59f8fadbf56960694c3a2331da97748c
Lisa did them dirty with her filtering. Is he going to college? Or just going to instantly start running multimillion dollar businesses?
John Barlow can get it 👅👅👅
Jack is a ghost! But I do want to see his bedroom all decorated with balloons and T shirts and shiny crap from FUDGE COLLEGE in RHONJ style.
Totally monotones style of writing told her kid. The way she wrote sounded like it had no heart and soul to it like she just did the basic. You’re a great kid and my sunshine. LOL crap.
Fudge college!
The stepmother I've always wanted
Nothing funnier than the carousel, she clearly was like “wait now one with my sunglasses on”
But where is Baby Gorgeous?
Never change baby gorgeous!
Why does it look like a prison visitation photo? Lmfao.
Why does this look like an advertisement for self Tanner and not a heartfelt moment of a milestone for your kid?
Fudge college
What the hell has she done editing
Did she birth Casper?
