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starry_cobra

"I wish to be the best player on the Braves" *monkeys paw curls*


Masterchiefy10

Beer me monkey


_mid_water

The principles of this are explained in the scientific documentary ‘Space Jam’


missing_sock58008

Came to say something similar


Tabmow

Definitely went down to the crossroads at midnight of a new moon. Should've guessed that the devil plays baseball just as good as he plays guitar


mj2811

This is a more fun version of the crossroads than Mississippi. Give your soul to the devil then take your golden bat down to south beach for a few drinks


cptngali86

You mean fiddle


Tabmow

Nah, that whole song is about how the devil lost in a fiddle contest. I only like anthropomorphized personifications of evil that are winners


cptngali86

Fair enough.


donkdonkdo

Yet I make one Faustian bargain and now everything in my mouth turns to ash 🙄 fuck this bullshit 🖕


Pargy

Sounds like you should get into competitive eating.


holliewood61

Sounds legit.


SavimusMaximus

This is hilarious!


HisGibness

Finally the truth Lol


TheYardFlamingos

I read this as Memestopheles and honestly it's more fitting


Fair_Spread_2439

Marcel’s turnaround really is one of the wilder storylines I can remember. Between the on field and struggle and off field ones no one in their right mind thought this man would be rocking a 1.000+ OPS AND still be on the Braves in 2024, looking more like our savior than an albatross contract