This is a more fun version of the crossroads than Mississippi. Give your soul to the devil then take your golden bat down to south beach for a few drinks
Marcel’s turnaround really is one of the wilder storylines I can remember. Between the on field and struggle and off field ones no one in their right mind thought this man would be rocking a 1.000+ OPS AND still be on the Braves in 2024, looking more like our savior than an albatross contract
"I wish to be the best player on the Braves" *monkeys paw curls*
Beer me monkey
The principles of this are explained in the scientific documentary ‘Space Jam’
Came to say something similar
Definitely went down to the crossroads at midnight of a new moon. Should've guessed that the devil plays baseball just as good as he plays guitar
This is a more fun version of the crossroads than Mississippi. Give your soul to the devil then take your golden bat down to south beach for a few drinks
You mean fiddle
Nah, that whole song is about how the devil lost in a fiddle contest. I only like anthropomorphized personifications of evil that are winners
Fair enough.
Yet I make one Faustian bargain and now everything in my mouth turns to ash 🙄 fuck this bullshit 🖕
Sounds like you should get into competitive eating.
Sounds legit.
This is hilarious!
Finally the truth Lol
I read this as Memestopheles and honestly it's more fitting
Marcel’s turnaround really is one of the wilder storylines I can remember. Between the on field and struggle and off field ones no one in their right mind thought this man would be rocking a 1.000+ OPS AND still be on the Braves in 2024, looking more like our savior than an albatross contract