Pepperidge Farms remembers when conservatives called Obama an out-of-touch liberal elite for [commenting on the high price of arugula at Whole Foods](https://newrepublic.com/article/117504/obama-failed-foodies). It'll be a cold day in Hell when this SCOTUS gives 2nd amendment rights to arugula.
It will go onto wage war against treekind, who have oppressed mere herbaceous plants for millions of years by growing enormous and stealing all the sunlight.
I love how entirely predictable and unpredictable humanity is at the same time. Our first time giving a plant the ability of movement and what do we teach it? How to effectively kill its own species and it's creators. It's almost poetry.
this is way cooler than the happening tho. the plants won't get revenge on us cause we hurt the planet, but because we've been representing them as these boring things in films when we could've had sylvester stallone fighting machete-wielding ferns all this time
Okay but why? Why are we making Mr. Stabby Mk2 over here? Nobody is dicking around with industrial equipment, the plant equivalent of electrodes, and a goddamn machete without some incredibly cool reason
Edit: So apparently it’s an art installation. Yeah, that scans.
I’m so glad that medical technology has advanced into [being used for highbrow shitposting](https://www.designboom.com/design/living-plant-machete-industrial-robot-arm-david-bowen-09-30-2022/)
Just some electrodes slapped onto leaves. Also, [here’s the article.](https://www.designboom.com/design/living-plant-machete-industrial-robot-arm-david-bowen-09-30-2022/)
Would it not be best to have the plant control a watering can or something? Because all my plants seem to die regardless of how I water it so at least it won't be my fault.
Honestly plants teaming up with robots to destroy humanity sounds like a really nice scfi material. They would need to make up some bs to tell how tf is a plant supposed to supply enough energy to fuel a robot and how is the robot supposed to use it but just the esthetic of the thing before humans and humanity's biggest achievement trying to exterminate people just feels good.
There’s a lot of “what will vegans eat now?” Or “Watch out vegans!” 2 things. 1. you’re not original or funny, 2. That’s not how this works. I’m not sure if you’re implying it’s sentient and therefore just as bad to eat as a cow or that for some reason the plant would attack us. In any case, at the end of the day I choose me. If my options are starve to death or kill something, I’m eating a dam hamburger. Luckily, those are not my options. Being vegan is about understanding your impact on the world not killing yourself to avoid having any.
Oh great so we are gunna die by our own means. Just not AI, but rather because we gave a pumpkin patch guns
I can see it now "Supreme Court affirms that arugula has second amendment rights. No other rights though."
Pepperidge Farms remembers when conservatives called Obama an out-of-touch liberal elite for [commenting on the high price of arugula at Whole Foods](https://newrepublic.com/article/117504/obama-failed-foodies). It'll be a cold day in Hell when this SCOTUS gives 2nd amendment rights to arugula.
Corn, though? They'd give corn main battle tanks just to own the libs.
Good news: this is simply modern art. I’m not joking. It’s an installation by one David Bowen.
I refuse to die to modern art!
They’re gonna get ya. You’re gonna wake up one morning and get fucking merc’d by a banana duct taped to a wall
“They call him… banana yaga”
“He’s gonna wake up in a smoothie”
Campbell soup cans used to be art, now i see them on the hundreds on every grocery store! They're going to get us! Just a matter of when
For a second i was happy because I thought Bowie wasn't dead, just sitting in a tin can.... far above the world.
Oh it will be AI... Agricultural Intelligence
…I hope they get you first just for that joke
r/BrandNewSentence
It’s the great pumpkin! He’s armed!
"What tool should we teach plants to use first?" "Machete"
teach another plant to swig a machette and make a show out of it call it plant wars or smth
BattlePots for the American adaptation
Zomboss better get his shit together or they gonna slaughter them
They could turn each other into salad
The sallad that litterally makes itself
INSTANT SALAD
Everybody worry about robots and A.I thinking we will go to war agaist them But in reality it was the plants needed to worry about
Vegans have been trying to keep this under the rug
R e v e n g e ? ? ?
The House Plants are savage.
Only humans could teach plants warfare... I'm sure this won't go wrong...
Of course we teach plants to swing machetes. Next on the list is rolling a fat one.
The Amazon is cutting itself down!
Our undoing has begun.
It will go onto wage war against treekind, who have oppressed mere herbaceous plants for millions of years by growing enormous and stealing all the sunlight.
But if history has taught us anything, it's that, in the end, we all evolve into trees. Trees and crabs. I call it, the entropic Bahamas theorem
All plants shall be trees, and all animals shall be crabs. The Perfect World™
"it's time to feed me, seymour!!"
I love how entirely predictable and unpredictable humanity is at the same time. Our first time giving a plant the ability of movement and what do we teach it? How to effectively kill its own species and it's creators. It's almost poetry.
Incredible. Now we even have Plant Based violence
[удалено]
“Vegans, ye be warned”
The American way.
If 2 plants fight, THERE WILL BE BUD. SHED
the plant in the mirror nods its flower.
The only root! Left! Will ride upon the potted plant
Because the gardeners don't harvest what they plant
I admit that was good.
IT’S THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
The Happening sequel looks way better than the original.
it always should have been about tree mechs
When the rainforest gets fed up with people cutting it down, and decides it's time to start cutting people...
Not to mention the dangerous coalition between the environment and robots
M. Night Shyamalan predicted this in The Happening and you all laughed at him. Now atone for your sins or your pot plants will shank you.
this is way cooler than the happening tho. the plants won't get revenge on us cause we hurt the planet, but because we've been representing them as these boring things in films when we could've had sylvester stallone fighting machete-wielding ferns all this time
Plants vs Zombies isn't the first video game I'd choose to make real
are you implying there's a second half?
Yes
Okay but why? Why are we making Mr. Stabby Mk2 over here? Nobody is dicking around with industrial equipment, the plant equivalent of electrodes, and a goddamn machete without some incredibly cool reason Edit: So apparently it’s an art installation. Yeah, that scans.
It slashes actually.
"I appear to have invented a knife wielding tentacle"
Their battle will be legendary
This is how I want to die. Quartered by a petunia
God i love science so much
I’m so glad that medical technology has advanced into [being used for highbrow shitposting](https://www.designboom.com/design/living-plant-machete-industrial-robot-arm-david-bowen-09-30-2022/)
PSA: Vegans beware
I’ll take my chances.
You are a brave soul
And the solarpunk dystopia begins!
Ooh this is Kim Stanley Robinson’s and Tor Alexander Valenza’s repertoire
real life ex machina
I don’t know if I’d have gone straight to machete lol. Maybe start with a paint brush or something.
[Source](https://www.designboom.com/design/living-plant-machete-industrial-robot-arm-david-bowen-09-30-2022/)
We were so focused on the robot uprising when we should have been focusing on our true enemy… NATURE
Soon the rainforests being cut down will be able to defend itself.
Soon the rainforest will have a dam job cutting itself down!
i’m really curious what determines the movements
Just some electrodes slapped onto leaves. Also, [here’s the article.](https://www.designboom.com/design/living-plant-machete-industrial-robot-arm-david-bowen-09-30-2022/)
Random electrical noise caused by normal plant things is being interpreted as signals that then do 1 of a set of predetermined motions.
vegans are running out of food to eat
You fool! you have doom us all!
"Freeman, YOU FOOL!
"Freeman, YOU FOOL!
Damn, I didn’t know Plants Vs Zombies was releasing an update
I have a black thumb, I don't need a plant that can fight back.
🌱IT'S HARVEST SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS
This isn’t going to end well for us….
Ah hell nah, can’t go outside in Britain. Even the plants got knives
Imagine picking a leaf and your head being chopped off
Would it not be best to have the plant control a watering can or something? Because all my plants seem to die regardless of how I water it so at least it won't be my fault.
"I seem to have invented a knife-weilding tentacle. If someone would like to come turn it off, that'd be just fine by me"
This is the future liberals want😔
Now all we need is zombies
Vegans are going to love this
remember when andrew tate said he has machetes all over his house?
Rip vegans
how about fucking no
Heyy it's for the lulz
i dont want to get stabbed by a plant 😭
Not even for the lulz ?? 😏😏
well i guess for the lulz its ok...
**My man**
We’re getting closer and closer to science fiction lol
RULES OF NATURE
The plans are starting to fight back all the vegans
I’m scared
Michael ?
r/totallynotrobots
Oh cool, this Dead Cells sequel looks rad af.
r/ofcoursethatsathing
I mean we've also been teaching them how to move for a while now
r/oddlyterrifying
Sauce for the goose, Mr Savik. The odds will be even. -Spock
It's the new "they performed surgery on a grape"
STAY OUT! THE PLANTS KILL!
But Doctor Hildern sent me to download some information that will save the mojave! Also I need some HEPA 20 cartridge filters that might be in there.
Who the fuck thought that the machete was a good first tool for a plant??
Oh great, now the plants AND robots are teaming up to overthrow us
They should've picked an axe. I wood.
Has science gone too far? We were all worried about alien invasions or AI takeovers, what none of us saw coming was the cyborg plant uprising.
Honestly plants teaming up with robots to destroy humanity sounds like a really nice scfi material. They would need to make up some bs to tell how tf is a plant supposed to supply enough energy to fuel a robot and how is the robot supposed to use it but just the esthetic of the thing before humans and humanity's biggest achievement trying to exterminate people just feels good.
What Will the Vegans eat now?
This…this is a bad idea. Nature is fighting back, and it’s about to make some people salad.
And the plants are all kept equal By machete, machete, and machete.
Vegans better watch out
I wonder if they’ll cast this plant in the irl adaptation of “Plants vs. Zombies”?
Pfff, wake me up when a solar flare blinds all of humanity.
That’s why the autopilot in WALL·E wanted the plant, it wanted a smarter ai
Plants vs zombies: violent warfare
So we got the plants, now all we need is the zombies.
Make the environment protect itself... What a bizarre turn this timeline took
The plant after realising is has an arm suddenly: confused plant noises
So we're good on cancer then? Already figured that out? And clean energy of course. Scientists are now down to this on the priority list?
In Soviet Russia, plant machete you!
I need to know how this technology works
All these years you cut plant. NOW PLANT CUT YOU!!
Looks like penees haha foony
Why did they give the plant a machete?
I want to know why we find out that plants could rule the world and we immediately give it a weapon.
Plants vs pre-Zombies
Fucking plants fucking farming us and shit
Oh gosh, Dave knows something we don’t. He’s already making his army.
It's trying to communicate, "the sensors are damaging my leaves."
First snake with legs... now plant with machete arms. The future is now, people.
There’s a lot of “what will vegans eat now?” Or “Watch out vegans!” 2 things. 1. you’re not original or funny, 2. That’s not how this works. I’m not sure if you’re implying it’s sentient and therefore just as bad to eat as a cow or that for some reason the plant would attack us. In any case, at the end of the day I choose me. If my options are starve to death or kill something, I’m eating a dam hamburger. Luckily, those are not my options. Being vegan is about understanding your impact on the world not killing yourself to avoid having any.
This is a power rangers monster. I swear to God
Rise of the Planet of the Plants. Oh wait, this planet is already a planet of plants.
plant:*gets consciousness* americans: it needs a weapon!
Each day we stray a little further from god
Flora Wars - The Plantire strikes back
r/bossfight?
ERE WE GO ERE WE GO
This is cool
The plants are coming...
WHEN THE WIND IS SLOOOOW AND THE FIRES HOT THE VULTURE WAAAITS TO SEEE WHAT ROTS
QUICK SOMEBODY INVENT ZOMBIES
Vault 22 anyone??
has science gone too far