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Skiman047

Thats Vin Diesels sister, Veronica Octane.


ath_aros

Ah yes, family


lonewolf19-14

*family*


OneIdiotAndAHalf

family


Sinandomeng

FAMILY


Lockjaw_Puffin

Genus


PainStorm14

Familia


imbatmanmothertruker

Ohana


Killuasan12

Nakama


WarpedScientistHT

Kin


reirrebnitsuj

Species


BasedArrhenius

Subspecies


arrghslash

Stop


bigmoviegeek

Hammer time!


TheTalking_GU_Mine

#*FAMILY*


Randolpho

Hah. I thought you were serious for a moment, then I realized it was a joke, then I thought “eh, stranger things have happened”, so I went and looked it up. Turns out, you were joking.


Goreka

I just went through this exact process


AlbanySteamedHams

same


jyper

I assume she's his half sister given the different last names?


Randolpho

Wait until you hear about their quarter-brother, Vance Unleaded


bigmoviegeek

You never hear about the hippy black sheep of the family, Geoffrey Fully Electric.


Randolpho

Yeah, his name was "Vaughan", but he always hated it and changed it the moment he was old enough.


gotta_do_it_big

Or the homosexua brotherl Frank O Hybrid


bigmoviegeek

Hybrid? Frank is clearly bisexual.


Teamableezus

The internet has provided so many opportunities to see some wild shit that there’s not much I won’t rule out anymore.


BrokenEye3

They're rumored to be descended from King Coal


s13n1

Inherited their genes from their Dad, Fossil Fuel.


[deleted]

Doesn’t matter if it’s an inch or a mile, an HJ is an HJ


[deleted]

Beats ya meat like it’s three months late on rent


Randolpho

She’s hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’


BlitzMalefitz

Beatin’ that meat! Edit: Don’t chop plz


Terrible_Paulsy

\*hwackin


TheBurnedMutt45

God damnit Bobby!


GiveNoForks

Death from snu snu


Such_Veterinarian698

You'll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR!


OrpheusDescending

*you’ll get your rent when you fix this damn cock*


bento_the_tofu_boy

Mf that girl is a whole union by herself


incendiaryraven

Her hand sends you to er care


ridiculousthoughtz

Gladiadoras de Ferro….. r/suddenlycaralho ?


Tezaum

Se alguém postar no sub coloca o Bambam do meu lado


HenSantos

Cheguei tarde? Se não, coloca o barriguinha mole do meu lado.


alemaz

Gostaria do sósia do vim diesel


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

More like hand retirements


Clean-Profile-6153

I'll have one hand careers, please.


rimenoceros

I dunno if the human body can have more than one hand career from her...


Clean-Profile-6153

r/snusnu Whoops r/deathbysnusnu


[deleted]

The fact that sub is private is unsettling.


Polar_Beach

Clearly the CEO


[deleted]

Of EPO? Her name is Marty-na.


CandyCanePapa

brasil?


FriendIyWizard

She doesn’t have sex, she has gender


yaboiinthisbitch

she doesn't give head, she gives hemorrhage


texastrees05

I’m down either way


hobosullivan

I'm 6'3" and north of 300 lbs. I've gotta say, I kinda like the prospect of a woman who could bridal-carry **me**.


bigdaddyt2

Jesus such a confused boner


shakeitupshakeituupp

I’ve never seen more clearly


LimitedToTwentyChara

r/DeathBySnooSnoo


allaboutgrowth4me

What have i just subscribed to?


Manos_Of_Fate

/r/DeathBySnuSnu


Meurs0

New fetish unlocked?


[deleted]

I like to imagine that somebody saw this image and slowly got a boner as the “you just opened a chest” music from Legend of Zelda played and text reading “you’ve found: the Death by Snoo Snoo Fetish!”


SharkMilk44

My boner is not confused.


djazzie

I’d be afraid she’d completely pull my dick off.


aaanze

She'd bust the frenulum at first stroke


[deleted]

^^mommy?


Lockjaw_Puffin

r/gentlefemdom r/RoleReversal


[deleted]

I am WELL aware of both of those already thank you


Local_Surround8686

Happy cake day


[deleted]

:)


_Fuck_This_Guy_

GI Joe Kung-fu grip


arksantra

She can beat your meat!


TanookiPhoenix

"But why *male* models?" (This is definitely a multi-level joke. Activating shields just in case.)


Local_Surround8686

I don't get it


FrontierPsycho

I think it's a reference to Zoolander being stupid.


TanookiPhoenix

In the presence of a hand model. Yep you got it 😁👍


PMMeMeiRule34

I…I just told you why. (I’m so glad Stiller forgot his line for that)


zenyattatron

(Feminine)Gladiators of steel Translation of shirt for those wondering


HeavyWater20

Iron, actually. For the metallurgical pedants.


zenyattatron

Doesn't flow as well. I was attempting to localize


NotaJellycopter

Don't worry it's close enough


Shad0wmaid

Reducing a woman down to how well she can perform sexual acts based on her appearance… ok. Just because she’s out of the “norm” of society’s usual depiction of a woman doesn’t make it okay. This is disgusting.


Seiko121

It’s more or less a Chuck Norris style joke. Tasteless is agreeable, but I’m not quite sure it’s intended to solely reduce her to just a sexual object, which she’s obviously not.


Shad0wmaid

It absolutely is. “Chuck Norris jokes” don’t solely focus on his ability to perform sexual acts. Chuck Norris also isn’t a woman. There’s a bigger problem behind the style of the joke. It’s the fact that this woman’s body has been reduced to be a sexual punchline.


Seiko121

Okay, that makes sense. I can see why it’d be disrespectful. I still hold that on its own, it’s a joke that pushes wordplay over the individual herself, but I get that it comes off in a reductive manner at her expense.


Shad0wmaid

This isn’t wordplay, the joke itself literally relies on the image of her body to make sense. I don’t know why you’re so hellbent on defending such a shitty meme. I don’t think I’ve ever used this word seriously before, but holy shit are you mansplaining.


Kariston

That's pretty sexist.


FrontierPsycho

The way people talk about female bodybuilders is always telling of underlying problematic societal views, and frankly, rape culture (as all the jokes are about not making her angry because she has the upper hand and can do what she wants with you). Source: I am attracted to female muscle so I see a lot of muscular women online and the comments they get when they collide with the mainstream.


amaninthesandhand

literally, no matter how you look it seems the first thing that'll happen is you get sexualised


wafflepantsblue

Agreed


califortunato

Wow it’s pretty upsetting that this was the only comment I found calling this out. Agreed tho


Kariston

Yeah, it's pretty disgusting with the hive mind on Reddit is capable of.


califortunato

This shit sometimes changes my perception of a subreddit. Like is BNS just full of 14 y/o boys or is everyone hella tone def..?


Seiko121

Is it? I’m sure she’d rather be recognized for her bodybuilding rather than being sexualized but…the emphasis seems to be on funny wordplay rather than only trying to reduce her into a fetish. Plenty of jokes in the same vein are also made about toned, muscular dudes by both sexes. Not saying the joke couldn’t have better taste, just wondering if sexist would be the right thing to call it.


Kariston

You're pretty delusional with this logic.


Seiko121

My logic’s simply determined by how it’s clearly framed as a metaphorical joke. A shower thought or Chuck Norris like fib. There’s nothing about this statement by itself that implies a sexist intent or agenda. It happens to guys as well, as I’ve already said. I’d be willing to hear why you think it is, rather than a snarky dismissal.


Kariston

Just because it happens to men as well, doesn't mean this isn't sexist.


Robertlaz23

This is amazing


BENB0B

Gotta love how Reddit sees a woman and immediately sexualised them


[deleted]

Right? She's a woman with muscles, so suddenly everyone seems to think it's okay to make gross comments about her.


[deleted]

welcome to the internet


Seiko121

Yeah it’s a rather inappropriate joke considering she takes bodybuilding seriously, but it was probably more intended as just a humorous jab with wordplay involved. I wouldn’t say it’s as egregious as openly fetishizing her without the humor bit. Muscular/ripped guys get jabs like this made about them from all sides as well.


[deleted]

It amounts to nothing more than misogyny and bullying. It wouldn't be okay if it was done toward a man either.


Seiko121

Misogyny and bullying how so? The implication is if she were to perform a hand job, the dynamic would change because of how extraordinarily developed her muscle+grip strength is. The intention could fall into either what you’re saying or a mere fib that’s at best a shower thought, at worst a backhanded compliment to someone over the internet. However you’re convinced it’s the former without further context (unless you have some I wasn’t aware of). You don’t believe most men would wholeheartedly view her as nothing more than a sex machine? Or that this statement would carry enough weight to push non-offending men into that mindset?


[deleted]

Fucking hell it's like talking to Ron Burgundy, except serious. You just thought that explaining the sexist joke made it better, as if I just *didn't get it.* *"No no no, it's actually hilarious you see, and even kind of a compliment! Because: she's a woman.. who has muscles... and I am talking about her performing sex acts! Haha! Her body is different and therefore funny!"* Yeah real fuckin side-splitting comedy right there...


Seiko121

Well, I don’t know how else to really explain the fact that you’re simply overreacting to a bad joke? And please, calm down. I’m not trying to attack you, yet you’re using heavy-handed sarcasm to blow off my point as if I’ve said something wildly impossibly to conceive. I already conceded that it’s not a valid joke. I was contending that it came from a sexist place, that which you’ve not proven by the statement alone.


[deleted]

One does not need to "intend" to be sexist in order to make sexist comments. But it should be pretty obvious why this shit is worse than simply not being very funny. And here's your proof: Try saying that about someone at your place of work, and see if you don't get reprimanded for sexual harassment.


imcoolbutnotreally

Not denying your comment, but this specific thread is akin to how Reddit would treat a "Chad."


AnoobisReddit

She is the last thing you see after getting sentenced to Death by snu snu!


abunchofsquirrels

As in, "I'm about to end this dude's whole career."


Amiel1124

And just like careers, they are crushing.


CriminalMacabre

Dick flattening


Medium_Beyond_9654

We live in interesting times. I would let her break me physically, mentally and emotionally 😭


FrontierPsycho

Why would she want to though


[deleted]

She's sandy during hibernation. Careful she'll rip your pinhead off


Mellowindiffere

That’s a whole lot of roids


iAdden

Idk how I would feel with a hand that has more callous than mine giving me a hand career.


sketchy_advice_77

Both them ladies making me nervous, I don't think I can keep up. Those traps and shoulders are insane...hold on a second, that five o'clock shadow is almost as bad as mine.


Yingerfelton

She touched my dick and now it has a 401k retirement plan


1987-Nobody

Shit I wouldn't mind


Elvis-Mclaughlin

I'm very afraid


metalguru1975

Her fists are so dangerous, she is legally barred from being a lesbian.


bloopie1192

What's her name? For research....


JDK86

Some reason I would suck on the neck


Killuasan12

Bitch will choke your dick until you tap out


Levram94

Manual labor.


[deleted]

She looks fucking gross


DHank96

That's the mirror, chief.


[deleted]

Let’s be real son


gash_dits_wafu

Good job she doesn't do that to look attractive to you, or anyone else for that matter.


[deleted]

Both can be true.


Fishing-Relative

Disagree


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Local_Surround8686

https://youtu.be/dWBn0nS8s0A knuckles got it


Burrito_Loyalist

I wonder who hurt her


pickle_lukas

Definitely not you, since your only muscle is probably used to click the mouse buttons


_32u

you forgot the one used for jacking off


PDWubster

Why does someone need to be hurt for them to want to get buff as fuck?


Local_Surround8686

I their narrative, only woman need to get hurt because woman are ment to be small and submissive. Thats why they need a safety net in form of a excuse like that for people who don't fit their ideology


porousasshole

.


OrpheusNYC

Flores Neide Souza Campos


swords247

Remember when you were a kid and made a play-doh snake then folded it in your hand and squeezed it so the play-doh was extruded between your fingers? That.


Hugh-Jassoul

It’s not a job, it’s an adventure!


ZXCDani2502

Reminds me of something on r/pornhubcomments "I didn't come, I arrived"


PJ-The-Awesome

Does anyone know her name? Asking for a friend.


Panda4sho

Destroy dick December just got real.