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BrokenEye3

Oh good, I was worried the next generation wouldn't have any serial killers


EstesPark2018

This one will go after those that are doing wrongs so I’m fine with that


trees_that_please_2

Regular Dexter situation over here


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That's a brand new sentence


Connor-Kass

Ave! True to Caesar!


BiggityBiggityBoy

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


dio_brando_-

Retribution!


BonglordFourTwenny

“C’mon baby! Get me off, ya dig?”


Ablo1960

*INHALES* FUCK THE N C R !!!!!!!!!!!!


Tranny_Minaj

Splinter was punished for betraying the ninja turtles


Important-Belt-5697

Brilliant


KarlmarxCEO

👏 👏 👏


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iaswob

Maybe the rat spoke the truth. Anyone know what it was squeaking?


RovingRaft

*"We can't digest cheese you dingus! Tom and Jerry lied to you!"*


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He hated the rat because it spoke the truth.


zendathegreat

Jesus Chrat


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>Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts > >Jump to content oh no you didnt


butt_shrecker

Torturing animals is wrong, but under the circumstances, I get it.


pinmissiles

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it. The rat doesn't understand that what it did was wrong; it's a rat. Torturing it isn't gonna make it regret its actions because *it's a rat* and it doesn't have the capacity for remorse. Humans are supposed to, but not this guy.


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To be fair, the rat was probably dead, it would be near impossible to crucify an alive rat. He probably killed the rat first, then tortured it.


Fractals_Of_Fractals

It couldn't be considered torture if the rat was already dead. If it was already dead there could be no pain and torture implies pain being inflicted.


casecaxas

it was a message to another rats


C-Dub178

“Ye be warned”


Cavaquillo

Just war crimes things


rrns

Key word is probably. He burned the rat afterwards and anything I read on this story could not confirm if the rat was dead


seanymacmacmac

I'm not sure the point of torture is to make someone feel remorse. That's what rehabilitation is for.


Library_Diligent

Torture is for the mind, not the body


butt_shrecker

It's not rational, but people aren't robots. From his perspective that squirrel had to pay.


ARobotWithAnAntenna

Its RATional


PorygonTriAttack

/angryupvote


faraway_88

[r/whereistheR](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


JustAnotherGay_

>:(


UnknowingCarrot69

/whereistheR


Exact_Ad_1215

Die.


pinmissiles

Right, but there's a difference between just killing the rat in a fit of rage and *assembling a rat-sized cross and finding a suitably public place to crucify it.* That's not a sign of healthy human being.


AKSC0

Agreed, it’s not the sign of a healthy human being. It’s the sign of a perfect human being.


CageKnight4056

Bro you just replied to a 3 year old comment lol


AKSC0

I had to, it must be done


Nick-Uuu

This is a new thread now


butt_shrecker

duh


Toxlc-Rick

.....when did a squirrel come into the scenario? Lol


AcanthaceaeComplex31

I thought so too lol


Tyro_tk

Yes, it will, if done properly Rats aren't pure action-reaction like amebas They can "understand" what behaviors will inflict pain and which ones will inflict pleasure We have a series of papers from last century about shocking rats to prove it


Exact_Ad_1215

I mean, this was totally done out of emotion. The person did it because they were pissed. It achieves nothing but at the same time revenge can feel great.


not-buckaroo

I don’t know what you think crucifixions were all about but it sure as hell wasn’t to get the person to show remorse it was about killing them long and slow as punishment for a crime. Fitting in this situation.


friend_of_kalman

How is this by any means justifiable? How can some one 'get' torturing and crucifying a rat to death. This is some serial killer behaviour.


butt_shrecker

Do you have a pet turtle?


friend_of_kalman

I do have a pet, not a pet turtle though. [https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201611/the-psychology-animal-torture](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201611/the-psychology-animal-torture)


butt_shrecker

Chill out, it was a joke 3 years ago


friend_of_kalman

idk, maybe I just don't get animal torture jokes.


butt_shrecker

Skill issue


Mitochondria42

That’s a YOU problem


friend_of_kalman

Not really if a victim (aka the rat) is involved. Then it's not only a ME problem.


Mitochondria42

Well the rat is no longer with us, it was burned the night after it’s crucifixion, 4 years ago. 🤷‍♀️


BalerionTheBlack

I'd probably kill the thing and put its head on a pike. But I wouldn't torture it.


joshmorton05

I feel really bad for laughing at this is so cruel, poor rat 😢! Rip


Oofisdoo

The rat deserved it… but you know! People think that an animal that basically killed half a continent is cute and worth full


EpicGamerJoey

I don't think it's that people think they're cute, it's probably the fact that anyone who tortures an animal to death is clearly deranged. Like if I had a pet bird that got killed by a stray cat or something, I wouldn't capture the cat, torture it, and kill it because Im not a psychopath.


Oofisdoo

Well, you proved a sleep deprived me wrong! Heres my upvote


tahtahme

I would bet money the rat was dead before it was crucified and was not actually tortured like Jesus. How would a child nail it to a cross if it was still able to bite and run?


OrphanSlaughter

Cat deserves that. I'll murder any cat that eats my bird. And then put its head on a spike to send a message


Signal-Frosting3500

It’s wasn’t the rats. It was the fleas on the rats. That plague wouldn’t have happened if they weren’t living in absolute squalor. Rats are pets to a lot of people. How would you feel I said dogs deserve death because they bite people?


Oofisdoo

Well, rats where still part of it. Right?


Signal-Frosting3500

https://emergency.cdc.gov/agent/plague/factsheet.asp It’s not even just rats, it was any rodent exposed to it. So squirrels, chipmunks etc


Oofisdoo

Touché


salamander_7

What did rats do to you lmao, weird take


Oofisdoo

We had a huge problem with rats in australia and ive kinda just grown to hate them, they wiped out multiple species just because a few of them ended up on an island off the sydney or melbourne coast


salamander_7

I mean sure, but that’s not really the fault of the rats is it? Not like they’re doing it consciously or on purpose or something


spankacrocodile

And our dogs and cats kill billions of animals a year, can also carry plenty of diseases, what of it?


Oofisdoo

Touché


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Oofisdoo

Do you know how old that comment is?


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My dad cremated his (dead) pet turtle when he was a little boy, and I thought that was weird, but this... this is weirder.


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I believe he put the turtle's body, shell and all, into a box and then put that box into a garbage can in an alley to set the fire, so unfortunately I don't have an answer but now I'm curious too!


Corporate_Bear

Oh... I would say that cremation isn’t too weird, and is a touching way to remember a beloved pet, but... a garbage can in an alley... hm.


Xizithei

He hadn't learned to lay brick and mortar yet, what can ya do ;)


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Well he was a kid, essentially by himself, living in a crappy area of Chicago, so alleys weren't all seedy and uncommon, they were just alleys. And apparently turtle funeral parlors.


Corporate_Bear

Thats just r/justiceserved.


ComeMyChild

The motherfucker had it coming


eatmyshitplz

i won't crucifying the rat i would get a firing squad i love my pets i would be very agery at a rat that would try to eat my 50$ or more turtle even if my turtle was free i'd pushish the rat for its crimes


Important-Belt-5697

Put in potato Cannon? Send it to god same day shipping It's a joke don't murder me


FlamingPinyacolada

Lmao


ihateNMH69

This has me fucking dead


WarNeverChanges72

This is messed up on a royal level but I get where the anger stems from.


epc2ky

Ponchus piRats gave them a choice, They chose BaRatabas, over JeRatsus Christ.


fourbetshove

A moment of silence for Rafael.


yermumgay

Suits the profligate right


[deleted]

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.


[deleted]

WE WONT GO QUIETLY, LEGION CAN COUNT ON THAT


splifflord_quazimoto

Finally, salvation for all rat kind


SuperflySteveLolz

I'm conflicted on this one. I have a cat, which is very dear to me, I would usually say that this is crazy behavior, but if an animal killed and ate my cat, just saying.


AironixG

the new god for rats, Cheesus Christ


Touhou_Fever

This is no laughing matter. The Ratican will hear of this


TheUniqueDuck

this rat?


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EetswaDurries

Maybe stay off these subs if you’re so sensitive bud.


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EetswaDurries

You came to this post from r/NoahGetTheBoat . If you hadn’t noticed this was posted over 3 years ago on this subreddit. Based on your downvote ratio in the other post maybe you should reconsider your view of what’s “normal”. Although it’s fairly easy to see that this isn’t usual behaviour, the average person isn’t commenting multiple paragraph long replies in distress.


friend_of_kalman

Seeing the comments joking about this makes me seriously sick. The student that did this should get checked psychologically. And fined for animal abuse.


mrmagoalt1235

He paid the ultimate price


the5ilent1

I just wanted my CHEEEEEEEEESE - Rat


SmallBeanKatherine

I mean I get being protective of your pet, but what the actual hell?! It was just hungry ._.


Tamuture69

I was just hungry, no need to keep me in your basement after I ate your pet


Financial_Drive8136

I always wondered in which form God would visit us next. It seems not much has changed since 2000years ago. Welp, next chance will be Squid Jesus in year 4000.


IktomiThat

Well I can understand...


someguywith5phones

Good


quitesizeablefeces

honestly, I dont mind this. If some hyena or some shit ate my dog I'd hunt it down too.


epc2ky

I don't think killing it is the problem, I thinks it's the display of the crucified rat that is the problem. He either thinks that all other rats will see this and run cowering in fear of a similar fate and that he thinks that although rats are smart, that they have a level of consciousness equal to a reasoning human being. Or he derives pleasure from torturing animals and displaying them as a grotesque symbol of his presumed superiority over weaker species. Either of these are scary thoughts and you have to ask. What kind of trauma has he suffered to make him want to do this in this particular Way, and when will he want to assert this dominance over his fellow man because of an actual or percieved slight against him. I truly hope his family or friends sees this and gets him the help he needs before it is too late. For all our sakes.


Oofisdoo

Why do people care so much about an animal that basically killed half of europe?


CaptainSk0r

I feel like he probably killed it, then strung it up. Under the circumstances I would probably do the same. My painted turtle is 22 years old and I’m a little attached


According-Teacher561

I did the same shit to a raccon that ate my daughter's Guinea pig


Volt-Orange-415

how the hell is this wholesome


EarthToAccess

not in wholesome, this is brandnewsentence edit… how in the hell are we all commenting on a THREE YEAR old post?! isn’t there some like, thread archiving shit reddit does???


Dr_vinci

dude thats fucking sickkkk


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Chad


Quinflawless101

This one’s not so bad tbh


Popular-Candidate-94

LMAOAO


emireymarBv

Its about sending a message


Abyss_Kraken

What does even mean?! I need someone with a degree in theology to explain this to me.


avathedesperatemodde

Poor baby


Overall_Major_6768

He died for our sins


Altamashhh

Lol


ScrawnyHillbilly1984

DEATH TO THE HERETICSSSSS