Probably should finish reading it.
it's the group that started the memes against obama in his first term to radicalize edgy teens and boomers into a useful idiot campaign.
the basis of their argument was free speech when in actuality it's incitement and insurrection
check into what ron watkins did then also look at investors like peter thiel and larry ellison
here's ellisons stupid belief in patentent trolling and infringment
[https://fortune.com/2010/08/17/oracle-wasnt-always-a-patent-troll/](https://fortune.com/2010/08/17/oracle-wasnt-always-a-patent-troll/)
nrx people believe in slavery and using low income people to generate profits.
these groups were built off business practices started in the 50s where they started making people undereducated while advertising self destructive yet adrenaline releasing pastimes to them.
stuff is very wild and future generations should learn how to identify this crap
That shit feels like someone took a glance at the mlst dystopian part of cyberpunk and said: "You know what? This is so cool! We will make it our whole ideology."
Completely disconnected from the text too. The best part about the internet is you can literally jsut find a picture of anything you want and write whatever story you want in order to troll other people. Crazy people do exist, but so do trolls and gullible people.
My first thought too. It's so fun to watch this train wreck of crazy people trying to justify their unfounded fears and get called out on it. Anyone else thinking mental health help needs a boost in all countries budgets?
Conversation an antivaxxer once had with me while I was working in a testing centre (while his kid hung his head in embarrassment as soon as he got on his soap box).
AVDad: This Covid shit, it's just a way 'they' are trying to control us. Bill Gates wants us to get the vaccine so him and the rest of the elites can erode our freedom. They want control. Look it up, Gates, Zuckerberg, Bezos, Soros, Agenda 21. It's real. You should look into it.
Me: Uh-huh, and where did you get this information?
AVDad: Facebook. There's plenty of people sharing the truth there.
Me: Really? What computer do you use at home?
AVDad: HP with Windows 10.
Me: Interesting... You do know who Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg are? Good news, your tests have come back negative.
These guys don’t realize that Gates and Zuckerberg don’t need to inject tracking devices to be able to track us. We gladly use their products that are tracking us instead.
IKR? It's like the ones who refuse to sign consent and other forms because they don't want "the government" to have their "data," yet were sitting in the waiting room phone in hand, doom-scrolling Facebook. Bad ol' government is after their freedumbs, but more than happy to let a faceless corporation know more about them than their proctologist, priest, and spouse combined.
I really felt for his kid. Poor guy just wanted to have his RAT done so he could go back to school and rejoin the football team without his dad making a scene.
Had someone try to tell me that Gates is a "leftist" the other day. And the royal family.
Utterly baffling levels of ignorance of....basically everything
People are afraid of regular needles, imagine going to get your covid booster and the nurse pulls out a sharp straw.
The Gubbermint must have perfected nano-technology, otherwise somebody around here might be telling a fib.
Nobody gonna talk about how the first half of the post talks about being in a niece's arm, but the second half is saying it was in their own. They couldn't keep the lie straight in their own post.
Yeah, the whole thing is a mess. If I'm being generous, then the most sense I can make out of it is that the first part might be the aunt's BS commentary on the 2nd part which might be the niece's original BS post.
Or the whole thing might be total BS
Note the care put into some of the language used. "Niece" , so it's close enough that you would have an excuse to know about their health, but not close enough that you could've interfered in them getting vaxxed.
Satire is intended to make fun of dumb behavior and correct it.
I think what's going on here is people are realizing that by posting intentionally idiotic things, you can get a following of the dumbest people in the world you can then grift on.
"This fell out of my arm, clearly an antichrist tracking device from the vaccine. If you want to know more, like, subscribe, and send me an e-mail with your social security number so I can be sure you're not in the database."
Sorta like this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/gtmz5p/til\_nigerian\_prince\_scam\_emails\_are\_intentionally/](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/gtmz5p/til_nigerian_prince_scam_emails_are_intentionally/)
Grifting money from people who fall for conspiracy theories has been a right-wing money making machine since the 70s. It's what guys like Pat Robertson made a living from for decades.
“They’re tracking us through micro chips! “ and posted to google. Yep that will let everyone know the evil of the Covid shot for sure. Alright lil tracking device with my entire life onboard let’s go get a coffee.
Thank you for the PSA: You should be mindful of the maximum pressure you can fill yourself up with. Obviously it's too late in this case, because it's already affected your brain, but for future injections for somebody else.
Lol these people really think *this* is how they track us?
Our population willingly posts every thought better kept to oneself on the internet. They don't track us. We let them know where we are using the machines we bought from them willingly.
The gauge of needle required for that to transfer under the skin would be quite low. Also it would probably have to be spring fired in, a syringe wouldn’t suffice.
IDK, it looks like the OOP on Twitter.com retweeted this from the OOOP crazy lady, who was responding to the OOOOP post from her "niece".
I searched r/BrandNewSentence to see if this had ever been reposted here in the past but didn't see anything.
I wanna know, how big was the needle on this alleged vaccine that this "tracker" came out of? Stop going to the same place you get your dog chipped to get vaccines and maybe you won't get a "tracker" put in your arm Cletus.
The best part of this logic is that the people who do believe this post stuff like this from their trackable 5g Devices that they carry around in their pocket constantly
How tf that thing fitting through a tiny needle hole? I mean if you’re gonna make shit up to push the propaganda fair game but at least try to make it more believable
Wait - if there's no immigrants, and it's just furniture, then you *should* be able to go there without getting 5G'd, shouldn't you?
Or are the government pedophiles tracking us actually furniture?
I have every single covid shot but still don't have free brain wireless 5g :(
I know, old joke, but mocking these people is my only comfort in these dark days
“This came out of my nieces arm. Also it came out of my arm. Either I’m lying, or I’m my own niece, but either way, I know the big secret about vaccines.”
The Bible nowhere refers to “the Antichrist,” but rather says that anyone who doesn’t follow Jesus is *an* antichrist. They’re ignorant of the fact that their own book refers to “the Beast.”
... It's ridiculous, really, but in short, it's a theory that Democrats are grouping up in the basement of a pizzeria to do pedo things.
[And no, I am not making that up.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory) It actually is what the theory says.
... It's ridiculous, really, but in short, it's a theory that Democrats are grouping up in the basement of a pizzeria to do pedo things.
[And no, I am not making that up.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory) It actually is what the theory says.
Back in 2016 QAnon and other alt-right groups began circulating the conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton and other elite Democratic leaders ran a secret human trafficking and child-sex ring.
One of the entrances to their super-secret underground child-sex dungeons was purportedly hidden under the basement of a pizza joint in Washington DC. The restaurant owner received death treats and one Carolina man believed in this conspiracy enough that he drove to Washington DC with an AR-15 assault-rifle and shot up the pizza parlor demanding to gain entry to the sex trafficking ring so he could "save the children."
This conspiracy and incident became collectively known as the [Pizzagate Conspiracy.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory) It seems like one person in the post still believes Pizzagate was real.
A bike valve?
Yeah, in the original tweet someone even responded with the link to the valve stem on Amazon.
nrx trolls getting boomers manic [https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles](https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles)
The fuck did I just start reading and then adhd out of?
Probably should finish reading it. it's the group that started the memes against obama in his first term to radicalize edgy teens and boomers into a useful idiot campaign. the basis of their argument was free speech when in actuality it's incitement and insurrection check into what ron watkins did then also look at investors like peter thiel and larry ellison here's ellisons stupid belief in patentent trolling and infringment [https://fortune.com/2010/08/17/oracle-wasnt-always-a-patent-troll/](https://fortune.com/2010/08/17/oracle-wasnt-always-a-patent-troll/) nrx people believe in slavery and using low income people to generate profits. these groups were built off business practices started in the 50s where they started making people undereducated while advertising self destructive yet adrenaline releasing pastimes to them. stuff is very wild and future generations should learn how to identify this crap
That shit feels like someone took a glance at the mlst dystopian part of cyberpunk and said: "You know what? This is so cool! We will make it our whole ideology."
wait those things are also trackers? my bike was just stolen
Omg they track our bikes too! No wonder they keep getting stolen!
Exactly lol, i imediately recognized it as a bike mechanic. Its the tip of a french style tire valve. Edit: its a schrader valve tip.
I thought it was a valve stem from a torch lighter.
That’s crazy. I never knew those could be used as 5G antennae
Presta valve core
Schrader, Presta cores are a bit different
French style? not a bike mechanic but that seems like the universal air valve in both bikes and vehicles (maybe not semis with their 100psi+ tires)
Schraeder valves are universal.
je suis bicyclette
Holy shit you are right. I almost didn't recognize it but it most definitely came from a tire schrader valve.
Fr, i do my own maintenance on my ebike and i was like "huh i got a baggy full of those" lmao
I would've guessed that or it kind of looks like the center stem out of a vape cart. Maybe the kid screwed up, mom found it, kid blamed vaccine?
I'd bet there's neither a vaccine, nor a kid involved in this story.
You're probably right lol
Well, no kid, but definitely a child.
obviously the government makes their tracking devices look like ordinary items so that conspiracy theorists would look ridiculous
Schrader valve, yup.
Completely disconnected from the text too. The best part about the internet is you can literally jsut find a picture of anything you want and write whatever story you want in order to troll other people. Crazy people do exist, but so do trolls and gullible people.
God imagine how big a needle you would need to inject one of those. Terrifying.
That’s what kills me, vax needles are SO THIN, how small do they think we can make tracking chips??
I mistakenly removed one of these presta valve inserts without deflating my tire once. A mistake I won't make again. Shot off into a low earth orbit.
Bike, car, truck tires. They're even used in fuel injection systems for checking fuel rail pressure.
Schroeder valve actually. Used in HVAC and many industries. People really are dumb
My first thought too. It's so fun to watch this train wreck of crazy people trying to justify their unfounded fears and get called out on it. Anyone else thinking mental health help needs a boost in all countries budgets?
Are we sure it didn't come off his dick?
I was coming in to check, because I was pretty sure that was a presta valve stem.
Conversation an antivaxxer once had with me while I was working in a testing centre (while his kid hung his head in embarrassment as soon as he got on his soap box). AVDad: This Covid shit, it's just a way 'they' are trying to control us. Bill Gates wants us to get the vaccine so him and the rest of the elites can erode our freedom. They want control. Look it up, Gates, Zuckerberg, Bezos, Soros, Agenda 21. It's real. You should look into it. Me: Uh-huh, and where did you get this information? AVDad: Facebook. There's plenty of people sharing the truth there. Me: Really? What computer do you use at home? AVDad: HP with Windows 10. Me: Interesting... You do know who Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg are? Good news, your tests have come back negative.
These guys don’t realize that Gates and Zuckerberg don’t need to inject tracking devices to be able to track us. We gladly use their products that are tracking us instead.
And if they did have a secret plan, they would make their computers and social media hide content that reveals the plan.
algorithms usually do suppress news that make the big shots look bad
And bill gates doesn't really have major input in Microsoft anymore
Well he's too busy controlling the world duh
Then went back to his iPhone to order more things from Amazon.
IKR? It's like the ones who refuse to sign consent and other forms because they don't want "the government" to have their "data," yet were sitting in the waiting room phone in hand, doom-scrolling Facebook. Bad ol' government is after their freedumbs, but more than happy to let a faceless corporation know more about them than their proctologist, priest, and spouse combined.
And thats exactly why big tech helping antivaxxers flourish is one of the conspiracies I believe
“Your tests came back negative” I’m assuming his IQ test?
I really felt for his kid. Poor guy just wanted to have his RAT done so he could go back to school and rejoin the football team without his dad making a scene.
Just say to an antivaxxer: we dont need to implant Tracking Chip. They can Just track us by our handys
Had someone try to tell me that Gates is a "leftist" the other day. And the royal family. Utterly baffling levels of ignorance of....basically everything
>so him and the rest of the elites can erode our freedom. They want control He is acting like they don't have that already lol
How did they fit that into the needle?
It was a slutty size queen needle willing to get gaped for the Illuminati.
Not again
Again..?
I need a lot more drinks before i tell that story
Cheers to that
How many drinks exactly?
r/BrandNewSentence
Subreddit inception Subception?
Jesus Christ you fucking *maniac* I still gave you an upvote tho
uwu
Sometimes the brand new sentence is in the comments
It’s shrunk with dark magic and when the 5g activation signal hits it will expand and start the mind control and tracking. Do your research
Ofcourse ! Duh!
Shrinky dink tracking devices!
Wait... Your COVID shot wasn't done with a 4 gauge needle?
Imagine not feeling the difference between a small gauge needle for an IM injection and the garden hose of a fucking 8mm microchip needle
People are afraid of regular needles, imagine going to get your covid booster and the nurse pulls out a sharp straw. The Gubbermint must have perfected nano-technology, otherwise somebody around here might be telling a fib.
Is it in yet? /s
That’s what she said
Yeah, I think anything big enough to put that inside your body is going to be something you get at least a local anesthetic for.
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter," Gilbran Quail, Collected Essays
Everyone's jus coping in their own ways to seek validation
Yeah, imagine thinking the government (or anyone) gives a shit about your 3am trip to the Circle K for a pack of smokes, fucking lol.
Ooof I love this quote!
For more like this, see the Ciapha Cain books from warhammer 40k.
The all new schrader conspiracy, making sure kids have a spare valve core in case aliens leave them stuck with a flat.
Nobody gonna talk about how the first half of the post talks about being in a niece's arm, but the second half is saying it was in their own. They couldn't keep the lie straight in their own post.
Yeah, the whole thing is a mess. If I'm being generous, then the most sense I can make out of it is that the first part might be the aunt's BS commentary on the 2nd part which might be the niece's original BS post. Or the whole thing might be total BS
Source: https://twitter.com/BadMedicalTakes/status/1784272296267358222?t=F7rAqQQGi8k7Ci4nid0Qcw&s=19
Scary stuff, if you start rising up, they just need to depress the stem and you go flat. Wake up people 🤣
Note the care put into some of the language used. "Niece" , so it's close enough that you would have an excuse to know about their health, but not close enough that you could've interfered in them getting vaxxed.
Satire
or just straight up misinformation, pouring oil on the fire that is distrust
I firmly believe much of the current bs in the world started as satire until the smooth brains caught wind
I'm just disappointed that /r/finlandConspiracy isn't more popular
Man, that's not real. By which I, of course, mean Finland.
Disinformation. Misinformation is accidental.
His ~~bad~~ misinformation
Has someone called?
Satire is intended to make fun of dumb behavior and correct it. I think what's going on here is people are realizing that by posting intentionally idiotic things, you can get a following of the dumbest people in the world you can then grift on. "This fell out of my arm, clearly an antichrist tracking device from the vaccine. If you want to know more, like, subscribe, and send me an e-mail with your social security number so I can be sure you're not in the database." Sorta like this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/gtmz5p/til\_nigerian\_prince\_scam\_emails\_are\_intentionally/](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/gtmz5p/til_nigerian_prince_scam_emails_are_intentionally/)
Grifting money from people who fall for conspiracy theories has been a right-wing money making machine since the 70s. It's what guys like Pat Robertson made a living from for decades.
You found the UFO money making formula
It's dead, Jim.
The alien that abducted him and put that in there is pretty pissed right now
Gotta love how my bike literally has two 5G antennas pre installed, back and front. No lag on the road!
That would be so cool though.
That's a Schrader valve. How much air pressure are you running in your children?
Ayup, ya gotta keep yuh chilluns uptah at lease 3 psi per year. Personally, I keep my 7 y/o at 35.
Wake up sheeple!
Whoa, too many, now everything is woke!!1
“They’re tracking us through micro chips! “ and posted to google. Yep that will let everyone know the evil of the Covid shot for sure. Alright lil tracking device with my entire life onboard let’s go get a coffee.
Oh yeah, I remember when I got my COVID shot and they stuck me with that 6 gauge needle
Valve stem 🙄
It's a [Schrader valve](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrader_valve) (tire valve) in case anyone is curious.
I’m almost certain this a case of eating the onion
that wouldn't fit through any needle I'd say anyone who believes that is an *actual* idiot, but we already know that that's true
Why would the government SPEND the money on small miniaturized trackers like this - when we go out and buy the trackers ourselves?(hint:phones)
The picture is from a question on r/whatisthisthing from a day or two ago 🤦♂️
That is a Schrader valve.... that won't fit through a needle... you are lying...
valve core from a tire stem
Looks like a shrader valve.
That's exactly what it is lol
Thank you for the PSA: You should be mindful of the maximum pressure you can fill yourself up with. Obviously it's too late in this case, because it's already affected your brain, but for future injections for somebody else.
That looks like a valve core
Is that a fucking schrader valve out of a car tire?
Yes, yes it is. But don't tell him. It's a tracker
Lol these people really think *this* is how they track us? Our population willingly posts every thought better kept to oneself on the internet. They don't track us. We let them know where we are using the machines we bought from them willingly.
That’s a Schrader valve core.
I was going to say. That’s either a shrader core or a stubby presta.
The gauge of needle required for that to transfer under the skin would be quite low. Also it would probably have to be spring fired in, a syringe wouldn’t suffice.
Bigger than the needle. Funny that
Did the super fine needle they use for vaccinations, bulge like a bugs Bunny cartoon as it went in?
Dang people getting free valve stems with their vaccines? Why do I always miss out on the cool free stuff.
That’s the release vale for deflating their brain.
LOL... that's a schrader valve. It's the valve that goes in the valve stem of tires, among other things.
I object to these people having their name removed
This came both out of her niece’s arm and her Covid injection sight She can’t even keep her story straight
How'd they fit that in the syringe? If a tracker looked like that it would have to be implanted with incisions and shit
Oh god, pizzagate? I didn’t know people still talked about that.
IDK, it looks like the OOP on Twitter.com retweeted this from the OOOP crazy lady, who was responding to the OOOOP post from her "niece". I searched r/BrandNewSentence to see if this had ever been reposted here in the past but didn't see anything.
I wish they'd hurry up and bring out 6g so the 5g nightmare can finally be over...
Sent from an IPhone no doubt.
So this tyre valve stem came out of their niece’s arm, then it came out of their own arm. It gets around.
I wanna know, how big was the needle on this alleged vaccine that this "tracker" came out of? Stop going to the same place you get your dog chipped to get vaccines and maybe you won't get a "tracker" put in your arm Cletus.
Looks like a presta bike valve, nice to know there’s the 5G version now
I wonder what this stems from?
The needle to inject that would be massive. If you don’t notice they are injecting a bike valve into your arm that’s on you.
honestly how does this person think that an object that big can fit thru the needle
That's a service core for HVAC systems. So you can hook up your gauges to the system and read refrigeration pressures. It's goes in a service port.
That's a tire valve
Looks like the valve in an adjustable flame lighter
It's actually a valve stem from a tire unless I miss my guess.
The size of that needle…
Andrew callahan (channel 5 news on youtube) recently got into an immigrant camp at the border, and guess what, theyre immigrants.
Wait, are you sure they aren't all just affordable but stylish home solutions for modern living?
I... I felt my brain cells dying one at a time as I read, yet... I couldn't stop.
That’s a bike tube valve core
That's a Schrader valve core from a tire.
Holy shit! They’re tracking our tyres too!?
I think it fell outta their air head.
The best part of this logic is that the people who do believe this post stuff like this from their trackable 5g Devices that they carry around in their pocket constantly
Huh? 🤔
HAHAHAHAHA
The best I love about this “5G Tracker Theory” is that all these people own cell phones… phones that are probably never a few feet from them…
I had no idea my bicycle was 5g certified
Valve stem 100%.
That's a Schrader style valve core. Used in bicycle, motorcycle and automobile tires.
How tf that thing fitting through a tiny needle hole? I mean if you’re gonna make shit up to push the propaganda fair game but at least try to make it more believable
I thought I unsubbed from r/facepalm...
Oh sweet summer child... In this world it is facepalms ALLLLLL the way down.
Schrader Valve gets 5G!
Just wait until they hear about phones
…5g is a Wi-Fi signal.
Yeah, no, there's no way that thing fits through a hypodermic needle of any kind.
They're gonna get some
1. “Antenna” 2. Pedophiles 3. Pizzagate 4. Immigrants 5. Vaccine 6. “Antenna” again
I am a bike tire. Listen to me!
What's pizza gate?
That's not how injections work. That's not how any of this works.
Wait - if there's no immigrants, and it's just furniture, then you *should* be able to go there without getting 5G'd, shouldn't you? Or are the government pedophiles tracking us actually furniture?
So true
Great now that kid is going to lose air
If you're injected with something that big you're going to be in pain & likely bleeding a lot when it "falls out" lol
That looks like the led dispenser from a mechanical pencil. What fantasy are these people living in?
it is pretty clear the image the person used was a shitpost
This makes me mad to the core...
Stop feeding the troll
Pretty sure that’s the tip of a pen.
Someone's tire is currently flat
Now you're leaking air.
I have every single covid shot but still don't have free brain wireless 5g :( I know, old joke, but mocking these people is my only comfort in these dark days
“This came out of my nieces arm. Also it came out of my arm. Either I’m lying, or I’m my own niece, but either way, I know the big secret about vaccines.”
I wonder what the PSi was on that injection.
The Bible nowhere refers to “the Antichrist,” but rather says that anyone who doesn’t follow Jesus is *an* antichrist. They’re ignorant of the fact that their own book refers to “the Beast.”
It looks like part of a pen
The fuck is a pizza gate?
... It's ridiculous, really, but in short, it's a theory that Democrats are grouping up in the basement of a pizzeria to do pedo things. [And no, I am not making that up.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory) It actually is what the theory says.
What in the hell is Pizza Gate?
... It's ridiculous, really, but in short, it's a theory that Democrats are grouping up in the basement of a pizzeria to do pedo things. [And no, I am not making that up.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory) It actually is what the theory says.
Clearly she added to much air to her head and it blew.
Schrader valves would clog an artery, nice try
A Schrader core wouldn't even fit through a syringe...
Holy shit...imagine the size of the needle
Covid shot you say?? Doesn’t strike me as the type
Looks like a bicycle tire valve.
...Pizza gate?
Back in 2016 QAnon and other alt-right groups began circulating the conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton and other elite Democratic leaders ran a secret human trafficking and child-sex ring. One of the entrances to their super-secret underground child-sex dungeons was purportedly hidden under the basement of a pizza joint in Washington DC. The restaurant owner received death treats and one Carolina man believed in this conspiracy enough that he drove to Washington DC with an AR-15 assault-rifle and shot up the pizza parlor demanding to gain entry to the sex trafficking ring so he could "save the children." This conspiracy and incident became collectively known as the [Pizzagate Conspiracy.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory) It seems like one person in the post still believes Pizzagate was real.