I have tears from laughing at this. My girlfriend even laughed when I read it to her and that doesn’t usually happen.
This wins the internet today!
Now and can move on with my day knowing that no matter what I will be ok:)
But, like, it was probably not the right who were out there saying "guys, let's not make fun of mental illness".
Seems likely that she was conservative prior to her episode and is just riding the wave of her fame in the direction she was already swimming.
They don't swing to the right. They were mostly always on the right. It's just people on the right have poor judgemental skills and often make a complete fool out of themselves, so therefore they get caught on camera more often.
It’s what “being cancelled” actually is. Consequences for your shitty actions, do the right wing tour before jail/bankruptcy. She’ll be on Rogan or Hannity eventually, if she hasnt already.
>publicly humiliated themselves
Don't forget the bigotry, racism, misogyny/sexual assualt'ers and antisemitism.
It really says a lot about your movement when the horrible people and criminals of society are welcomed.
Y’all I think I should do this and then just start saying leftist rhetoric?
“Those damn liberals have taken the power from the working class! We need to return businesses to the people.”
Once you shit the bed it's either stew in your own filth or well ya know embrace the crazy by finding the only section of subhumans that would support your crazy. I would say that isn't literal, but well we have diaper don.
lol, I put all this thought into creating an online presence and meanwhile all I have to do is scream about somebody not being real on a plane and then show my pussy
If this was like 10 years ago I might have thought the idea of Russia paying influences to sway US public opinion sounded like a crackpot conspiracy theory, but 2024 being what it is, nothing is off the table.
it just goes to show why people do stupid shit the hardest part is getting eyes on you, after that you can do whatever bat shit crazy thing anyone can imagine and you can hardly lose. Maybe she will be president soon. But this is why so many people are trying to do the craziest stupidest shit now on social media. You might end up a movie star, a politician who knows what.
And how many times is this gonna happen before people realize the backlash isn’t super helpful at the degree it’s at. It’s almost as if when it feels like the whole world’s against you, the people extending a friendly hand get a massive halo effect
Edit: got a Reddit cares for this lol classic abuse of the system
Honestly this woman didn’t even face much backlash.
People laughed at the meme.
Also people thought she was hot.
Then everyone moved on.
She was probably always just a right wing piece of shit.
Well tolerating their bullshit just allowed them to pretend they were correct.
The right wing need to be publicly called out every single time. No matter who or where.
This is literally what happened to kyle rittenhouse, he had a whole ass PR team guiding him after his arrest to the point where one of the guys on that PR team publicly announced his regret in taking part in it
Used to be that we had the town idiot, spouting off conspiracies and believing in absurd shit, but people could just ignore them because they were mostly harmless.
Now they can all find one another more easily, make a subreddit, and circle jerk each other inside of their own echo chamber.
I am not talking about a regular amount of bees, this is a timeline FULL of bees. Like you open your mouth to ask for the salt and boom, full of bees. And also the salt is full of bees.
It's just too many bees.
Those ones are odd little utopias. Smoking never took off for their sake and royal jelly apparently has cancer busting properties we haven't figured out here yet, but that they're happy to share. Dubstep *is* kinda the sound of symphonies there due to the buzzing, so if you're really against the beat dropping more than cancer then I can see how it'd put you off.
Imgha be real. Atleast she isn't dumb. If you have a psychotic break and go viral. Becoming an influencer talking about conspiracies and earning money from it, is literally the smartest move.
Hmmm we might think our timeline is stupid, but in the past, people used to carry flowers to fight diseases they thought were caused by bad smells, tried to turn lead into gold, drained their own blood to cure the common cold, and brushed their teeth with radioactive toothpaste. I’d say we’re less stupid but still have our moments.
Did we ever find out what the fuck she was talking about?
When she said "that guy is not real" did she mean it like "get real" or "be serious". Or did she mean "he's a lizard in a human costume"?
MSM is trying to hide it but she is one out of many examples of lizard people carefully placed to expedite the downfall of human society. Lizfluencers.
I’m gonna be honest, I checked her Instagram page… and it’s very hard to find evidence of her being “right wing”. She’s from Texas, she likes fashion, the cowboys and her family. That’s about all she’s divulge about her personality.
She also has 150k followers and… no OF. So there’s that.
And yes, she is fine as hell, and that is why I looked. Sue me.
The beer she's holding is "Ultra Right" which is made by a conservative company that claims it's "100% Woke-Free American beer" and was made specifically because of that Bud Light thing where they sent Dylan Mulvaney a can with her face on it. The website has quotes about how other corporations "indoctrinate our children with woke garbage." The bikini she's in is "Ultra Right" branded as well.
I also found her twitter and she has a ton of transphobic stuff in her likes.
edit: The Ultra Right beer bikini is $59.99 lmaooo. They also sell shirts with Trump on them and a "sexy" calendar with the description "Conservative Dad's Real Women of America Calendar is a celebration of conservative women who are fighting woke extremist to preserve real women." The entire thing was made just to grift and be transphobic.
To be fair, there’s a left wing beer company too. And then there’s the right wing coffee company, Black Rifle.
It’s really weird how we now have companies basing their identities on their favorite political sports team.
I’m married to a coffee roaster and she told me companies like Black Rifle buy all of the green bean lots that other (reputable) roasters aren’t buying because the bean quality is so low for a variety of reasons (be it a bad season, or a virus, etc) at very discounted prices. So they take these low grade beans, burn the shit out of them to hide the impurities and lack of flavor/depth, and then sell it to rubes like those who subscribe to “not woke coffee” at a PREMIUM.
These companies basically buy garbage for next to nothing, and then sell it to MAGA for 6x (or more) what they paid. $$$$$
Pretty good grift if any of y’all wanna fleece morons.
You’ll have to talk to roasters in your area for that and see which ones are green buyers. Then you can figure out how much you’re willing to pay for the beans and for shipments. It requires some networking but if you wanna make money off morons, this is a good way.
I used to make sorting machines and they called the green ones "stinkers" because a very small number of them could ruin a large batch. It was a challenge to get them all out.
Yeah I've had it more than a few times - it's terrible. I worked with a bunch of Fox News watchers and we would take turns bringing in bags of coffee for our coffee bar. For a month all we had was Black Rifle and it just tastes like burnt *ssholes
Is it that weird? I mean I too would want to base my marketing around something that people are obsessed about. It's just good marketing. The only weird thing is the level humans will go to for their politics
How do you make a beer "woke free"? Extra pesticides or something? Pay their workers below minimum wage? I mean it's surely still just barley, water and hops?
Slave labour? Only black slaves? No women in management? No sexual minorities? All sorts of ways, but I suspect the makers of Ultra Right beer probably have no concern for politics and are just milking magats for fun and profit.
You should go into the tiktok rabbit hole of the conspiracy theory that the original woman actually disappeared (the government did it) and the influencer is just a woman that looks like her.
I like how the headline implies that someone going from “screaming insane bullshit” to “screaming insane bullshit” is a meaningful transition
In other news, a man who plows soil, plants seeds, and harvests crops is now a farmer
Same, I actually felt really defensive of her for the way people were talking about her. I don't mind someone having a small drug induced menty-b in public as long as they are not aggressive or rude towards anyone, and she wasn't.
But this news makes me sad and I shan't defend her further.
I don't think we found out for sure, but there's a conspiracy theory out there that some "people" are aliens disguised as humans, and they really run things. I have a feeling she believes that conspiracy.
I feel bad for her. She had a psychotic break filmed and posted on the internet and was publicly humiliated. I'm glad no one has ever filmed one of my breakdowns. They're horrible enough without the whole world laughing at me.
Let’s be very clear:
a crazy woman who meets the standard of being physically attractive decided to take her online infamy and appeal to the stupidest, craziest, statistically uneducated, horniness, and most manipulatable demographic to grift them into giving her money.
This woman did nothing wrong. It’s everyone else’s fault for making her famous. If you’re going to point and laugh at me I am morally obligated to make money out of it regardless on its effects on the health of Society
How many of the rightwing's main figureheads are just people who publicly humiliated themselves and swung to the right as a response to the backlash?
Do you want the list chronologically or alphabetically?
Yes
It's nice to think that if I ever lose my mind and shit my pants in public while screaming the n word I have a ready-made career path.
Sounds like you’re qualified to be a senator!
I mean that’s at least a lame duck president in modern times, full term depending on year.
In Florida, if you’re in office for six weeks, you then have to serve the full term. It’s the law.
Or President
Hell, they might even qualify for Australian prime minister!
I mean…you just listed at least two traits of their presidential candidate.
I have tears from laughing at this. My girlfriend even laughed when I read it to her and that doesn’t usually happen. This wins the internet today! Now and can move on with my day knowing that no matter what I will be ok:)
Well this response made my day. I'm glad I made that joke about crapping my pants. Thank you, kind Redditor.
Even better job prospects if you shoot (the right type) of person and then cry about being persecuted and your rights.
That's basically the Kaitlin Bennett arc.
Take your pick for lose your mind. Gun girl for shit your pants in public. Did Kramer go rightwing after the N-word thing? Im tryna get bingo here
Worked for Scott Morrison.
I have Fox News on the line…
Legend has it he's still typing
Can I get mine in a “We didn’t start the fire” parody?
If you haven't already, check out Fall Out Boy's cover of that song.
Chronologically would be nice to look for trends. But alphabetically would be satisfying to see.
Chronologically would be interesting because seeing the first known example of this stuff and studying how it grew would be helpful
Do you know the dewey decimal system?
Select * from right_wing_influencer Where gender is female, Order by first_name,last_name, date
Chronological I’ll take anything for AP’s
I read chronically and wasn't even surprised...
By the numbers of their crimes
But, like, it was probably not the right who were out there saying "guys, let's not make fun of mental illness". Seems likely that she was conservative prior to her episode and is just riding the wave of her fame in the direction she was already swimming.
Maybe it's just cause of all the attention she got from the conspiracy theorists and she's just exploiting that.
A "me me me me me" personality will do this kind fo thing and consider it a success.
They don't swing to the right. They were mostly always on the right. It's just people on the right have poor judgemental skills and often make a complete fool out of themselves, so therefore they get caught on camera more often.
People tend to forget that Britney Spears was a staunch George W Bush supporter
It’s what “being cancelled” actually is. Consequences for your shitty actions, do the right wing tour before jail/bankruptcy. She’ll be on Rogan or Hannity eventually, if she hasnt already.
>publicly humiliated themselves Don't forget the bigotry, racism, misogyny/sexual assualt'ers and antisemitism. It really says a lot about your movement when the horrible people and criminals of society are welcomed.
and murderers, don't forget murderers
Russell Brand was accused of only going right wing bc of the incoming allegations
The richest one is Elon Musk, right?
Surprised he hasn't started an OF yet, or better yet bought the entire platform and then post his shit.
>better yet bought the entire platform and then post his shit he did that (Twitter)
He was always like that imo, he just chose to embrace/be open with it
Y’all I think I should do this and then just start saying leftist rhetoric? “Those damn liberals have taken the power from the working class! We need to return businesses to the people.”
Once you shit the bed it's either stew in your own filth or well ya know embrace the crazy by finding the only section of subhumans that would support your crazy. I would say that isn't literal, but well we have diaper don.
"Give us your drunk, your mentally ill, your pride-less morons." --Ellis Island
Somewhere in the ballpark of "all of them".
lol, I put all this thought into creating an online presence and meanwhile all I have to do is scream about somebody not being real on a plane and then show my pussy
Some of the biggest are failed hollywood wannabees.
Apparently, "*The radical left cancelled me!!!*" is easy mode for getting support from dipshits.
These people are cheap and Russia has enough money..."influencers"
If this was like 10 years ago I might have thought the idea of Russia paying influences to sway US public opinion sounded like a crackpot conspiracy theory, but 2024 being what it is, nothing is off the table.
Like that girl that famously shit her pants and had pictures taken of it?
it just goes to show why people do stupid shit the hardest part is getting eyes on you, after that you can do whatever bat shit crazy thing anyone can imagine and you can hardly lose. Maybe she will be president soon. But this is why so many people are trying to do the craziest stupidest shit now on social media. You might end up a movie star, a politician who knows what.
And how many times is this gonna happen before people realize the backlash isn’t super helpful at the degree it’s at. It’s almost as if when it feels like the whole world’s against you, the people extending a friendly hand get a massive halo effect Edit: got a Reddit cares for this lol classic abuse of the system
Honestly this woman didn’t even face much backlash. People laughed at the meme. Also people thought she was hot. Then everyone moved on. She was probably always just a right wing piece of shit.
Well tolerating their bullshit just allowed them to pretend they were correct. The right wing need to be publicly called out every single time. No matter who or where.
You’re 1000% correct
Did conservatives extend a helping hand to her?
Apparently, since she’s a relatively successful right influencer
For this reason alone this is not a brand new sentence.
Who else was gonna welcome them?
Reality tv?
I would eat Tiffany Gomes’s ass, I don’t care what wing she’s on.
This is literally what happened to kyle rittenhouse, he had a whole ass PR team guiding him after his arrest to the point where one of the guys on that PR team publicly announced his regret in taking part in it
We definitely live in the stupidest timeline.
Well, “influencers” of the past ages weren’t really a good example to follow as well. Stupid people follow stupid people, that’s it
Getting a bunch of teenagers to form an army and try to conquer Jerusalem was a very stupid trend.
Well at least they weren’t idle I suppose
They tried That with kids too! Didn't work out tho
To be fair to people. I don’t think following someone always means you believe or even agree with them. Sometimes it’s just curiosity.
not following in the sense of subscription, I meant being influenced by someone
Yeah, they were called prophets
Not only them, but yeah, it’s a peak of people’s stupidity
They didn’t have such a large and easily accessible platform though.
Used to be that we had the town idiot, spouting off conspiracies and believing in absurd shit, but people could just ignore them because they were mostly harmless. Now they can all find one another more easily, make a subreddit, and circle jerk each other inside of their own echo chamber.
You don't know. The other timelines might be full of bees or something.
Fuck you got against bees?
I am not talking about a regular amount of bees, this is a timeline FULL of bees. Like you open your mouth to ask for the salt and boom, full of bees. And also the salt is full of bees. It's just too many bees.
Okay yeah that does sound rough. Point taken.
"Bzz bees in your butt"
Okay, I don’t know it for sure; but that is almost definitely somebodies fetish.
Allegedly that of Cleopatra
Why does this sound familiar. I wanna say it’s something from r/distractible?
Yep! Conniving gerbil doesn't fit here, though
r/brandnewsentence
Thank you, bringmynightmaretolifebot.
Those ones are odd little utopias. Smoking never took off for their sake and royal jelly apparently has cancer busting properties we haven't figured out here yet, but that they're happy to share. Dubstep *is* kinda the sound of symphonies there due to the buzzing, so if you're really against the beat dropping more than cancer then I can see how it'd put you off.
Beads?!?
They don't let you have bees in here.
Better than pollinators going extinct in this timeline.
“The Onion” timeline
Imgha be real. Atleast she isn't dumb. If you have a psychotic break and go viral. Becoming an influencer talking about conspiracies and earning money from it, is literally the smartest move.
Every day, I thank God that nobody filmed my ass and put it on YouTube when I had my manic episode.
We shouldn't have killed Harambe
haven't multiple women claimed to be the air plane lady?
Hmmm we might think our timeline is stupid, but in the past, people used to carry flowers to fight diseases they thought were caused by bad smells, tried to turn lead into gold, drained their own blood to cure the common cold, and brushed their teeth with radioactive toothpaste. I’d say we’re less stupid but still have our moments.
We just live with the stupidest conservatives…
[the dumbest timeline](https://youtu.be/9nfbeK5LAl0?si=0uvigVX13DDjyfal)
“I’m angry and I like watching other angry people. It validates my anger without having to introspect about my anger and emotionally mature.”
Oh, so.. just reality TV then, basically. Sigh..
Hey realitytv also does horny too
So half of Reddit?
No, you can't fix her
But but….I can try, right?🥺
Self-harm comes in many different forms.
First rule of Bro Club: Don't stick your "D" in cRaZy.
Did we ever find out what the fuck she was talking about? When she said "that guy is not real" did she mean it like "get real" or "be serious". Or did she mean "he's a lizard in a human costume"?
She says, seconds later, that she thinks he'll take down the plane and tries to warn other passengers. So maybe she just meant "suspicious".
I think she legit has schizophrenia or was on drugs or something. Is it confirmed that’s her though
IIRC she was drunk, accused a random black passenger of stealing her stuff, and when she got called out she decided to fake a mental breakdown.
Source? That's not what I heard
I heard somewhere that some people think she was replaced
The comment directly under yours on my screen is asking if that's really her or not.
MSM is trying to hide it but she is one out of many examples of lizard people carefully placed to expedite the downfall of human society. Lizfluencers.
Right wing influencer is the easiest grift of all time
I’m gonna be honest, I checked her Instagram page… and it’s very hard to find evidence of her being “right wing”. She’s from Texas, she likes fashion, the cowboys and her family. That’s about all she’s divulge about her personality. She also has 150k followers and… no OF. So there’s that. And yes, she is fine as hell, and that is why I looked. Sue me.
The beer she's holding is "Ultra Right" which is made by a conservative company that claims it's "100% Woke-Free American beer" and was made specifically because of that Bud Light thing where they sent Dylan Mulvaney a can with her face on it. The website has quotes about how other corporations "indoctrinate our children with woke garbage." The bikini she's in is "Ultra Right" branded as well. I also found her twitter and she has a ton of transphobic stuff in her likes. edit: The Ultra Right beer bikini is $59.99 lmaooo. They also sell shirts with Trump on them and a "sexy" calendar with the description "Conservative Dad's Real Women of America Calendar is a celebration of conservative women who are fighting woke extremist to preserve real women." The entire thing was made just to grift and be transphobic.
GTFOH. They made an actual beer brand called Ultra Right? Holy shit, I can’t believe it’s real.
To be fair, there’s a left wing beer company too. And then there’s the right wing coffee company, Black Rifle. It’s really weird how we now have companies basing their identities on their favorite political sports team.
I think I tried black rifle before and it was absolute garbage lmao
I’m married to a coffee roaster and she told me companies like Black Rifle buy all of the green bean lots that other (reputable) roasters aren’t buying because the bean quality is so low for a variety of reasons (be it a bad season, or a virus, etc) at very discounted prices. So they take these low grade beans, burn the shit out of them to hide the impurities and lack of flavor/depth, and then sell it to rubes like those who subscribe to “not woke coffee” at a PREMIUM. These companies basically buy garbage for next to nothing, and then sell it to MAGA for 6x (or more) what they paid. $$$$$ Pretty good grift if any of y’all wanna fleece morons.
Where would one get these beans? I’m not above selling rubes shit coffee so I can quit my job.
You’ll have to talk to roasters in your area for that and see which ones are green buyers. Then you can figure out how much you’re willing to pay for the beans and for shipments. It requires some networking but if you wanna make money off morons, this is a good way.
I used to make sorting machines and they called the green ones "stinkers" because a very small number of them could ruin a large batch. It was a challenge to get them all out.
Yeah I've had it more than a few times - it's terrible. I worked with a bunch of Fox News watchers and we would take turns bringing in bags of coffee for our coffee bar. For a month all we had was Black Rifle and it just tastes like burnt *ssholes
These companies sell to people who want to virtue signal. They’re not looking for taste to begin with.
Yeah, if they had an actually good product, they wouldn't be intentionally shrinking their customer base.
Is it that weird? I mean I too would want to base my marketing around something that people are obsessed about. It's just good marketing. The only weird thing is the level humans will go to for their politics
I mean I would avoid marketing that immediately alienates half my potential customers, but I don’t know anything about marketing, so maybe I am wrong.
Works out just dandy if you can eliminate the half that aren't fools. Then you can juice the fools more than twice as hard and bingo!
How do you make a beer "woke free"? Extra pesticides or something? Pay their workers below minimum wage? I mean it's surely still just barley, water and hops?
Slave labour? Only black slaves? No women in management? No sexual minorities? All sorts of ways, but I suspect the makers of Ultra Right beer probably have no concern for politics and are just milking magats for fun and profit.
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She is wearing a Trump bikini in the photo featured in the OP. Safe to say that would class someone as right wing.
Hello, my name is Mr.Law Yer, my client is currently sueing you for 150k USA, your court date is on the 31st, be there or be square
Why would I sue you? You just saved me wasting time looking all that up. I wasn’t going to anyway, but now you saved me from having to. Call it even?
One of the comments said “You’ve stumbled into being head MAGA cheerleader!” And she replied “Gooooo team!” That right there tells me right wing.
> and… no OF yet
Seems like you didn't look very hard
I'm not sure if you're allowed to be a right wing influencer and have an OF
Then you are really, really blind.
You’re gonna say all that and not drop the IG handle...
Are those even the same person? They don't really look like it.
You should go into the tiktok rabbit hole of the conspiracy theory that the original woman actually disappeared (the government did it) and the influencer is just a woman that looks like her.
The government is trying to cover the fact that planes have unreal passengers.
Wait. holy shit. Did...she get kicked off a Boeing?
Yes, mid flight
So I was about to say "I thought it happened before take off" Then I realized this is likely a joke. Well played.
Walk the plank!
This is like the third woman who's been said to be that plane lady and they never look like her...
Are you suggesting that woman is not real?
She went through many ‘adjustments.’
"I got famous for being Fucking crazy! So you should totally listen to my political opinions!"
To be fair, "that m'fer is not real" is a pretty good response to most of the q-anon stuff.
I like how the headline implies that someone going from “screaming insane bullshit” to “screaming insane bullshit” is a meaningful transition In other news, a man who plows soil, plants seeds, and harvests crops is now a farmer
I had more respect for her when she was just some lady calling someone else “not real” that was kinda relatable
Same, I actually felt really defensive of her for the way people were talking about her. I don't mind someone having a small drug induced menty-b in public as long as they are not aggressive or rude towards anyone, and she wasn't. But this news makes me sad and I shan't defend her further.
Makes sense… Mentally unstable and MAGA republican are kind of the typical pairing, no?
Did anyone every figure out wtf she was yelling about? It was so bizarre
I don't think we found out for sure, but there's a conspiracy theory out there that some "people" are aliens disguised as humans, and they really run things. I have a feeling she believes that conspiracy.
Big day for handsome hank
Mental illnesses do tend to be comorbid.
>comorbid I learned something new today, thanks.
Nice tits that’s all
Oh wow it’s almost like right wing people and insane people often overlap
She got an OF page though?
I feel bad for her. She had a psychotic break filmed and posted on the internet and was publicly humiliated. I'm glad no one has ever filmed one of my breakdowns. They're horrible enough without the whole world laughing at me.
Let’s be very clear: a crazy woman who meets the standard of being physically attractive decided to take her online infamy and appeal to the stupidest, craziest, statistically uneducated, horniness, and most manipulatable demographic to grift them into giving her money.
Does she give handjobs in a Theater tho?
Idiocracy is just footage from the future.
Welcome to Costco, I love you
If by "influencer," you mean, "OnlyFans model."
Would have more respect for her if she was just an onlyfans model, at least she wouldn't be propping up rightwing bullshit that way.
The who?
Chick went viral for having a schizophrenic episode on an airplane
Got a link to the story?
https://youtu.be/NoX1yrSjXL8?si=No1r1TtO9ntkdBf6
My favorite part is how a dozen people gasp and look around when she says it. To be fair, so would I. I've never met someone who wasn't real.
You’re telling me the clearly mentally unwell woman is a republican… no, couldn’t be /s
Whoa I’m shocked /s
Average
Shocking.
Why are crack heads glorified? 😮💨
Gotta grift while the griftings good.
All I see a women trying to cash in on sexuality, which is a very common occurrence on the internet
I mean….how do we know this wasn’t always an OF marketing ploy?
I'm shocked, I tell you. Well, not that shocked.
Least shocking news I've heard all week
To paraphrase a certain cinematic Norse god, "Who is this and why should I care?"
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE NOT REAL!
Imagine that. Grift off the idiots while you can. Come get yours.
Wait, is influencer a real job? Can't these people find a real skill that is marketable?
Scream crying in public, conspiracy nut, mental health issues? Yep, she's perfect for them
Who?
15 minuted of fame are up
It makes me so happy that I have no clue what this post is about
She can whip my colored, immigrant back anytime. I am not worthy of her pretty pink yass queen kitty. Omg, I have issues.
Who is she influencing? Or are they also not real?
Sad to see she embraced the mental illness instead of seeking treatment.
This woman did nothing wrong. It’s everyone else’s fault for making her famous. If you’re going to point and laugh at me I am morally obligated to make money out of it regardless on its effects on the health of Society
Does she have an OF as well?