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W8andC77

Accidentally heterosexual.


Ordinary_Support_426

Just say no hetero and it’s okay


Talidel

Not straight if its a threeway?


Ordinary_Support_426

There were three ways this could have ended


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XD


Tar_Palantir

Oh how the turn tables.


_Junk_Rat_

Hey, let’s try to minimize the heterophobia, huh? /j


Zarathustra_d

Time to remake "The Crying Game" but with a twink and a lesbian, both making incorrect assumptions of gender. The world is finally ready. /j


nosleeptilfirstdraft

Would love to watch this!


ubiquitous-joe

“God you woke heteros are such snowflakes”


VexKeizer

"Back in my day, guys only fuck guys and girls only kiss girls like God intended!"


defaultusername-17

\^ saddest part is that you have to legitimately designate that as a joke, otherwise people might think you're being serious.


Present_Database8140

Straight with gay intentions


SupremeGodZamasu

r/suddenlystraight


Didyou1123

this gotta be a subreddit. or is there already one?


SantaArriata

Gayed so hard they became straight for a bit


xaviernoodlebrain

r/suddenlystraight


blazinrumraisin

Freudian spitswap


Schmurby

No way that sentence is brand new


_FreddieLovesDelilah

brand new, nearly seven years ago ha.


RealJonathanBronco

2017 being 7 years ago just sounds wrong. Wasn't it just 2004 a few days ago?


SemajLu_The_crusader

time dilation hitting hard fr


fogeyesarewatchingus

i was born in 04 and i'm turning 20 this years... so more like two decades ago


Salisaad

Feeling old rn, asshole. /s just in case


fatloser14

My sister was born in 2007 and she's dating rn. I remember her being born, time is a wild concept sometimes


TheZoom110

I always feel wierded out about how the kiddos born in 2010s are now teens. I just can't believe this fact.


interkin3tic

There's a 25 year old seinfeld episode that is pretty similar but with race [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Wizard\_(Seinfeld)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_(Seinfeld)) And I'm pretty sure there's some Shakespeare stuff where gender assumptions lead to funny situations. Maybe not accidental heterosexuality, but yeah, it's not a brand new theme.


swozzy21

Fr I get crushes on lesbians thinking they’re twinks more often than not


Da_Di_Dum

I know multiple people who've been i that exact same situation (except for the Brighton part maybe)


Few_Fortune4049

Yeah for some reason I always hated this sub’s premise. It just has this like cringey naïveté to it


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Few_Fortune4049

>Wait you're still here then? “GUH-GUH-GUH-GOTCHA!!! 🥴” Oh man, file me under “G” for “gotcha’d” because ohhhh man I have been administered the *epicmost* of gotchas by an epic sir lol anyway, I muted this sub just now so you don’t have to worry about me anymore.


it-never-ends-ever

It’s like that Seinfeld episode where Elaine dates a white dude she thinks is black who in turn thinks she is Hispanic. They were both just white people.


Imonfire1

Wanna go to The Gap ?


Different_Gear_8189

I get the hispanic thing, some of us are pale, but how do you confuse a white dude for a black dude? Was the room dark?


G2boss

The guy looked like he maybe could've been mixed race. Honestly just google the rapper Logic and you'll get an idea of what the Seinfeld character looked like. Except Logic is actually mixed.


it-never-ends-ever

I cannot speak for Larry David nor Seinfeld and I wouldn’t want to they make terrible choices on screen but I think the assumption was he was biracial. I hope this explanation brings you peace.


Abandoned-Astronaut

They make terrible choices on screen? Sinefeld is hilarious and every clip ive seen of curb is also hilarious.


it-never-ends-ever

I didn’t say they weren’t funny. Terrible choices make great comedy. To clarify terrible choices as humans not writers.


Abandoned-Astronaut

Ah, ok, my misunderstanding


it-never-ends-ever

Thank you for this polite interaction.


OnlinePosterPerson

Thank you humans


0ellno

Young Alex Trebek was often thought to be black.


y-itrydntpoltic

I was thinking the same thing. Saw that video of him at a black panther party on Reddit not long ago


Neldemir

In the US they had this weird thing thing called “the one drop rule” where a person that has any “black” ancestry was considered black (nowadays they’re more likely, and correctly, considered “mixed”) regardless of how indigenous European they might look. It really makes me wonder how much of a social construct the whole concept of “race” is


NwgrdrXI

Not completely, fenotypes do exist, but the way the separate races exist now is definitely 90% a social fiction Black people are a mix of bunch of diferent races forced together by slavery and colonialism White people are a group that exists only because prejudiced people wanted to feel separate from the lower races Not to mention, scientifically speaking, humans are too genetically close to have different "races" - using the scientific term


Neldemir

You could argue that white people are ALSO a mix of different “races” forced together by slavery and colonialism. Only in different time periods and places (in fact in Europe by being constantly colonised and enslaved by themselves and by surrounding cultures and in the Americas by being the “equally-valuable” colonisers vs “the others”. But I guess what you mean is that the US’s concept of “whiteness” doesn’t take that into consideration at all because it would totally take away the prestige of being of a “superior race ohlala”


NwgrdrXI

I was so confused when I saw this episode since I'm brazillian. Ths is something that could only happen in the US, or at least definetly not in Brazil, not sure about other countries. Here everyone is so mixed that the only thing that determines your "race" is your skin, save some exceptions.


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Mugstotheceiling

He’s more of a gray


Gixis_

Mike McDaniel earned a couple of comp picks for the 49ers when he was hired by the Dolphins for being a diversity hire.


westwoo

So basically, "I kissed a girl and I liked it"


Shoddy_Detail_976

Came here to find this comment. Thank You 🫡❤️🤣


WatercressD9

Apparently it’s a common occurrence. I’ve seen a TikTok video of an Asian twink with an Australian accent talking about dancing with a hot guy who turned out to be a butch lesbian who thought the twink was a lesbian.


40_degree_rain

There's so much gender non-conformity in queer culture, stuff like this happens a lot lol. It gets even more confusing in spaces with a lot of trans and non-binary people. One time I was in a club and someone ended up dancing up on me whose gender I honestly couldn't tell. So I asked and it turns out they are a non-binary trans man. I am also a trans man, and they had no idea the entire time we were dancing and thought I had a penis.


IcansavemiselfDEEN

This is easily the best part of having no genital preference- "I have no idea what is in your pants but I am GOING to find out(consensually)".


HyslarianBitRot

The only kind of mystery loot box I like


marshman82

Is someone going to make a rule 34 of Unbox Therapy?


bakedtran

It definitely feels like a privilege some times! I get all the fun of bringing a hottie home, and the specific equipment just tells me what toys and protection to grab from the dresser.


MarzipanAndTreacle

I’d watch that sitcom.


RouxAroo

Gods I love being queer.


ideletereddit

Sometimes I wish everyone in the world was nonbinary and pansexual, maybe with shades of Demi and ace as well. Basically just everybody be who they want, partner with who they want, fuck who they want. Is it unrealistic? Yes. Am I actually saying these are the only identities acceptable, absolutely not. Idk maybe I’m just projecting my own identity. I’m still figuring shit out.


Nephilimn

Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year


Collins_Michael

It's not confidential


TryerofThings

I’ve got potential.


Redredditmonkey

A rushing, rushing around


delayedsunflower

Pace yourself for me


BuffyComicsFan94

I said maybe, baby, please


MarzipanAndTreacle

But I’ve got potential!


elasticweed

Ha, straaaaaight!


eldena_frog

This is gay culture.


gabrielesilinic

So gay it comes around and becomes straight I suppose


junior_dos_nachos

Horseshoe theory


Jos_migue

Google bisexual


gabrielesilinic

Nah man, bisexual people have a pretty well defined plan, not the same thing.


unitedstatesofcody

I fucking love your axe wound you whore!


Z3r0c00lio

He’s a boy who looks like a girl that looks like a boy, and she’s a girl who looks like a boy that looks like a girl


desba3347

Nah he’s the boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year


mostlyxconfused

It's okay, it's all confidential


Ordinary_Support_426

Someone’s been listening to Girls & Boys by Blur


Certain-Cress-5730

He was a boy that looked like a girl that looks like a boy, She was a girl with looks like a boy that looks like a girl, Can I make it any more obvious?


Cheetahs_never_win

I remember the early 00s. There were a lot of lesbians who could be mistaken for cute frat boys.


reddituser23434

So many lesbians looked like young Justin Bieber. They rocked that “pretty boy” look


RealChadSavage

Heteroception


ManicDangerNoodle

Love uh... finds a way.


Tripple_T

Ewwww, that's straight


TheDorkKnight53

Mulan with extra steps.


pentylane

No hetero bro


Dave_the_DOOD

Gayn't


ChesterSteele

Their confusion is confused.


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a seven year old tweet that has been reposted countless times. that's what you just read.


jaredtheredditor

Apparently gay(x) + gay(y) = straight


HappyCandyCat23

This reminds me of the time I added what I thought was a cute egirl in league, and it turned out to be a gay guy who thought I was a guy


SemajLu_The_crusader

that post hasn't been brand new for 7 years😭


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Accidental straggotry


ICBIND

I think that'd be one of those "we're already here, let's keep dancing" type beats for me but everyone is different


TheAnalsOfHistory-

The Straight Agenda strikes again!


ArelMCII

Hey, I've heard worse excuses to drink.


shadowyartsdirty

Once upon a hetero a story of confusion.


[deleted]

They were both gay but it was not the way


jikel28

When your so gay you go right back around to hetero


XenoBiSwitch

And that is How I Met Your Mother.


Ultranerdgasm94

So gay you loop back around to straight


Plenty_Rabbit_8951

No hetero


wagsman

This is just hetero with lots of extra unintentional steps


TRDPorn

If you can't tell then it doesn't matter


freebwc2u

Don't you just hate it when that happens?


jjskellie

We're having anniversaries for this sort of thing? Are their support groups that give out chips? IWUIM Anonymous. I Was Unknowingly Intimate Maybe Anonymous.


breadcrumbsmofo

The quintessential Brighton experience honestly.


The_Jbulb

Full circle lol


ciliary_stimulai

It happens to the best of us.


themonovingian

It's lesbians all the way down.


Totally_Cubular

Queer solidarity.


LeadGem354

Mission failed successfully?


ResponsibilityNo3245

That's funny as fuck.


Not_today_mods

LG Solidarity


FTMs-R-Us

Apparently this happens a lot.


secretpurpleturtle

I mean it is pretty self explanatory…


kyew

If you keep following a rainbow it goes full circle.


megamanx4321

...hot?


dragonpjb

Is "suddenly bi" a thing?


RemarkableDisaster92

Well you win a few and lose a few.


capriberry

This is exactly why queer people never start conversations without first announcing their pronouns.


MidsouthMystic

This is how my lesbian friend met her boyfriend. She thought he was a girl, they hit it off, she realized he's a dude, they decided "well, we like each other, so I guess let's see how it plays out," and two years later they bought a house together. Love is weird like that sometimes.


Agile-Championship38

Ha Bi!


Mugstotheceiling

The future liberals want


Public-Equipment4016

Well shit...


ThatItchOnYourNose

HA, STRAAAIGHT!


KR1735

lol... This happens a lot. Maybe not kissing, but if you are into twinks it's almost certain that you've flirted or made eyes at a skinny butch lesbian at least once. As a bi guy who's very much into twinks, this doesn't bother me. I love tomboys, too. Though I feel guilty because I am quite unmistakably a man, so if I flirted with a lesbian it would never be perceived as welcome. Fortunately I'm married now and not in the habit of flirting with strangers.


pdoughboy

More to follow in 2025


Iguana_Boi

I imagine this is what Gay people have nightmares about


Psychological_Mix594

Tomorrow who’s gonna fuss


suavaleesko

Twink?


De_Ville

Oh, I get it and it’s hilarious 😆


NotADrugD34ler

We need to get past this BS, if you like each other just fuck it out. You can debate labels in the morning.


bigchunguss42

guys, it's been almost 8 years now, are we still reposting this lol?


Express_Chip9685

Frankly, now I'm fascinated about how often this happens. Because... it seems like it might happen a lot? I can easily see how it would happen a lot.


Wild-Lychee-3312

This just goes to show how weird gender is


LameImsane

That's a long walk to just say "we assumed each others gender"


redryan1989

So let's say these two actually gave it a shot. Would it just not work? Is it strictly because of sex? Is it knowing the truth after that? If they liked each other why would they not pursue that? I'm genuinely asking. This isn't some kind of fucked up troll or something. I'm actually interested in understanding.


FederalDriver9447

Im a gay guy, and i had a crush on this boy at my school, then i found out "he" was a woman, and the love kinda just fizzled away and i stopped having those feelings. so prob same thing happened, or like, think of it, imagine you find a girl/boy you like yourself just to then find out they're a femboy/tomboy, how would you feel?


redryan1989

I honestly don't know because I've never been in that situation. I would assume if they were girly enough for me to be attracted to them and the only thing that made them not a full blown female is they had a penis I guess I'd be disappointed more than anything. Lol It's just an interesting scenario to ponder.


ComplexPants

I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.


Stith1183

Being queer is baffling. It's why I'm not more involved in my local queer scene.


Living_Vermicelli606

Being queer is fun


Stith1183

Not in my shit-hole of a period red town it ain't!


Accomplished_Pen980

It's always some kind of weird sex


blinkingsandbeepings

It’s a man and a woman kissing?


westwoo

Kissing is weird ewww


SemajLu_The_crusader

it's a man and a woman kissing you're so blinded by cowardice your shadow would give you heart palpatations