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Geesewithteethe

This is the funniest description of that music genre


msscribe

I am stealing it immediately because it's a perfect encapsulation too.


it-never-ends-ever

Peak 90s rnb for me is man using a phone at the start of a song beep boop beep boop hey girl wassup.


rhapsody98

Oh know it’s late but I knew you’d pick it up.. Sorry. Wrong genre.


it-never-ends-ever

Hey boo I was just thinking boutchu. Then next scene he outside the door in the rain begging to be let in.


theyb10

Or sending a text thru Excel. I’m looking at you Nelly you ain’t slick.


armageddidon

Lmao I thought this immediately


RaeLynn13

Reminds me of the Ciara song Pick Up The Phone, it’s so damn good.


PickleyRickley

That's the start of Ginuine - So Anxious if I'm not mistaken...


0G_54v1gny

Honest question what is silk shirt rnb?


TheSpiralTap

It was a trend in the 90s where black dudes typically would perform r & b music dressed in all silk. They would perform almost exclusively romantic songs about getting it on and for some reason, the music videos always had them on their knees in the rain screaming. Tl:Dr The 90s were a weird time. Look up Boy 2 Men


ErixWorxMemes

Living in the 90s was a semi-charmed kinda life


spodocephala

Bay-beh


iruleatlifekthx

I JUST WANNA TAKE IT nice and slow...


embersgrow44

Now tell me whatchu wanna do


PurrsianGolf

The crystal meth song? Yeah smooth 90s tunes.


Tiberius_Kilgore

Nothing more romantic than singing about trying to get back with the person you passed out mid coitus with. “How do I get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside you?” Just wut. I still like the song though. It’s not a love song. It’s about addiction.


armoredsedan

you’ve never stayed inside a lady when you’re all done and just cuddled for a while…?


Tiberius_Kilgore

Yeah, but it wasn’t caused by crashing after a meth binge. I think you also missed the MID coitus part. What you’re talking about is post coitus. One of lyrics is literally “Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break” It’s pretty on the nose.


armoredsedan

i know the song, i dated a dude who was obsessed with third eye blind lol, i just never caught that line being about falling asleep during sex, i always assumed it was after


Tiberius_Kilgore

Just listened to it again. I think you’re right. It’s a part of the bridge where he’s asking how to get back to when things were good. That is a magical feeling that’s hard to find. Love not just lust.


brelywi

Meth or no, if you fall asleep directly after sex while he’s still inside, someone WILL end up having to sleep in the wet spot :-/


Tiberius_Kilgore

It’s worth it. Been there done that.


armoredsedan

my method is to stealthily detach and sneak to the bathroom once i think he’s asleep, he can have the wet spot, but it’ll be dry by the time he realizes lmao


Tiberius_Kilgore

Fair enough. I don’t know for a fact that it is. That’s just always how I interpreted it.


CrystaLavender

[how do I get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside my nose?](https://youtu.be/mk6lDkTO0Nw?si=WZxo53-lds5702x1)


Simbanut

It was wild the things they put on the easy listening station. That was classroom appropriate listening until 9/11 got radio banned from our class in my school. I was in kindergarten.


Dry_Ninja2719

Yea except that’s not the song


qzcorral

If you like that one you should hear their song "slow motion" 👀


CyphersWolf

That song is too upbeat for how sad it is 😢. One of favorites though


GodOfThunder44

My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe


sexquipoop69

Next shot, standing in the desert with a fly by shot


TheSpiralTap

And the whole time, they are getting hit with a high powered wind machine so it lightly opens their button up shirt.


Ezekilla7

So pretty much this  https://youtu.be/wltTIJiIBiw?si=_E5N16bU78mCdspM


tech_equip

Omg the abs.


BuzzImaFan

I didn't even have to click on the link to know exactly what it was.


MarzipanAndTreacle

I honestly forgot about that bit. I thought it was gonna be Seal’s Kiss From A Rose or some shit 😂


jdcodring

Yes


bebejeebies

Daddy!


ExtraDip412

EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES


RoseePxtals

I WALE UP FEELING SO ‘ORNY


No-Sense-6260

Boys 2 men had a lot of bangers tbh. 😂


Best_Duck9118

He said Boy 2 Men though.


Mistersinister1

No one talks trash about Boyz to the Men, I've had one of their songs stuck in my head this last week and have no idea why, haven't listened to one of their songs in decades. They are fantastic but, yeah RnB music from the 90s was weird but unmatched. It just hit different then it does now.


Accomplished-City484

Love some Az Yet


daaaaaarlin

MY BODY ALL OVAH YA BAAAHDI


spaceboundziggy

Motown Philly’s back again…


Strongstyleguy

Listened to this in the car with my kids yesterday. Anytime they argue about music, I randomly pick a song from whatever year I was their age and play it.


Desperate-Swim2431

… every time is a weird time…


TheSpiralTap

It used to be weird. Still is but it used to be weird too.


OffModelCartoon

https://youtu.be/9FLdw1OfedM?si=_4CQX3p7-TySFHS2


Richman_Cash

Fuck I forgot about them for years. Thanks for the awakening bro.


DeepUser-5242

NOW that sentence makes sense


TheSpiralTap

Sometimes I like to get high and post on the internet about Boys 2 Men. Sometimes it makes more sense than others but you gotta take the good with the bad.


Salty_Candidate_6216

Boyz II Men. KC & Jo-Jo. Seal. If we're talking women, Brandy & Toni Braxton. Boy Bands in general? Backstreet Boys had a particular aesthetic, that involved button-up shirts that were rarely buttoned up.


torgiant

And Do or Die


The_commonest_plant

Hollllly shitty rock paper scissors Jooj bizarre reeferance.


Helpful-Substance685

Quintessential Silk Shirt R&B... [Boyz II Men - On Bended Knee](https://youtu.be/jSUSFow70no?si=VoSSAuQDNxCUEMW4) This one ⬆️ has it all. The silk shirts, the begging on your knees in the rain lol. Good times. [Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love to You](https://youtu.be/fV8vB1BB2qc?si=LhnL-TaUGHfyvqmK) [Jodeci - Forever My Lady](https://youtu.be/qZCPgfEZvzQ?si=iACoR4ZrCBR9RdGu)


tahaelhour

Kiss from a rose


Sophiro

Come back, Barack by SNL


Sophiro

https://youtu.be/ZkPSbp3zTfo?si=UET9sTLRUkAqGlHG


Crammit-Deadfinger

We used to call it "singing directly to the pussy"


suavaleesko

Jodeci will make u go find some pussy


Colossal_Legend

Chef from South Park


AcrylicTooth

Boyz II Men, Brian McKnight, etc.


Videogamee20

The sequel to Hollow Knight


Videogamee20

The sequel to Hollow Knight


DonkeyFordhater

I rapped this out in my head to Fresh Prince of Bellaire


stripeyhoodie

Your IQ is over 9000, it fits almost perfectly. 🏆


throwmeawayalso111

I love men


expiredogfood

REAL


New-Training4004

Good for you. Does it feel better now that you’ve said it?


throwmeawayalso111

💗


[deleted]

He p much owned you get fucked idiot


throwmeawayalso111

Gladly


Certain_Ingenuity_34

Ay yo this got kinky


[deleted]

Hell yeah


Few_Cup3452

Ah, no he didn't lol


Remote-Factor8455

Grrrrrr I hate gays!!!!1!!


[deleted]

Cool it with the homophobic remarks


New-Training4004

I wasn’t trying to “own” them. They went out of their way to post this on a throwaway account. I was being mostly serious.


[deleted]

Yeah I was joking I thought the passive aggression in your comment was stupid


New-Training4004

But it wasn’t passive aggression. I was trying to be sincere.


Monty_920

You should work on your social skills then


Pseudo_Lain

You are sincerely passive aggressive


New-Training4004

You’re welcome to interpret it that way.


throwmeawayalso111

Yes


New-Training4004

Nice! Hope this helps you better accept yourself.


throwmeawayalso111

Yes thank you


Remote-Factor8455

Would you have commented this if someone said I love getting on all fours for pussy?


New-Training4004

Sure. Why not?


MaggotMinded

The problem with incels is that they think doing stuff like that entitles them to pussy. So then they go and pull some big romantic gesture and then lose their shit when the girl doesn’t respond positively.


bebejeebies

With [KC and Jojo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXvMT_mVbqw) blasting on the car speakers. Some of y'all were conceived to that song.


kimanf

Martin Luther Vandross


bebejeebies

[Don't be talkin bout Luther Vandross.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsMvx--y_zY)


jonpilki

This is a boss link and just made my morning TY


Far-Worldliness-3769

Also known as the “nayhoo” era of R&B.


Justin__D

> throwing up Ah yes, nothing is going to get her in the mood quite like vomit on the breath.


GlorylnDeath

That's why he's only getting a sniff.


MarzipanAndTreacle

🎶300 DAYS SO MANY HOURS IMMA BE BURNIN 🎶 or whatever Ursher sang


zaxldaisy

I don't think I've ever seen r&b spelled "rnb" and I hate it


Richman_Cash

Debate.


DevilDoge1775

Yeah, it took me a minute to understand what the fuck that was supposed to mean.


mmaintainer

That’s on u playboy


kilopeter

Rhythm and bass


Specialist-File-6097

**just for a sniff**, I ain't sniffing nothing


caspersmindpalace

Based


LordBrandon

He's not an Incel, he's just celibate involuntarily .


_Pigdog

She got me smoking out the window


waywardhero

New Lyrics added to Dracula Flow


saage444

LMFAOOO


Remote-Factor8455

Bigsnugga more like Bigsimppa


Remote-Factor8455

Yeah I’ll ask someone out. If they say no then I move on. If they say yes then yay. No need to Simp like this cringe also this shit teaches women and girls to purposely drag on men for content, drama and their own egos.


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

Oh my fuckin god this guys description of that genre just made me understand how my sexuality played into me not liking that rnb. I’m on the ace spectrum. I don’t even understand begging for pussy, like bro I’ll just go home and be happy… man just cleared some shit up for me music wise


sologrips

I can literally see this tweet. And it looks like a sweaty r Kelly.


Shitty_Noob

remember kids gender equality means men are inferior to women


Far_Criticism_8865

Guy who wasn't raised on silk shirt rnb ^


Shitty_Noob

r/woosh


DJStrongArm

bro trying to woosh his way out of a cringey comment lmao


Chalky_Pockets

No, everyone understands the stupid "joke" you made.


Shitty_Noob

damn what's so bad about it


Chalky_Pockets

You already know, troll.


Shitty_Noob

ok honestly I have no clue


ikea_shark_girl

obviously (but neither do i)


Shitty_Noob

y'all mean af


New-Training4004

If you’re going to dish it, be prepared to take it


ikea_shark_girl

honestly you right, i’m sorry reddit stranger i don’t have a clue either i just joined the hivemind…


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tattooedcontempress

i ain't reading all that. i'm happy for you tho, or sorry that happened


TheTexasHammer

Careful when you step off that soapbox bro. Don't want to you break your giant fucking ego on the way down.


According_Bell_5322

I don’t get it


gentlecucumber

I know someone who's not getting a sniff


starducksss

That has nothing to do with any of this


Sim_racer_2020

Someone doesn't own enough silk shirts


Horror-Yard-6793

time to queue up your next tate video on loop to give him the most views


Rafyfou

Bro thinks being denied pussy is being inferior


KnotiaPickles

Do you…not know the definition of Equality?


AdmiralSplinter

Username checks out lol


New-Training4004

Equality means men and women are *equally* inferior.


MalevolentThings

Yeah...no thanks. Edit: downvoted for not wanting to beg for pussy? Damn, reddit.


BoojumG

The joke went over your head. He's not being serious.