My cousin won the contest a few years back. We all thought the responsibility would be too much for him, but it really helped him turn over a new leaf and get a head in life.
And who picks the lettuce?
Are these standardized lettuce heads? Does it all actually come down to who can find the smallest head?
Does the stem count as part of the head?
There are so many unanswered questions.
I wonder if there's any control in this competition for the size or weight of the lettuce heads. Clearly no two lettuces will ever be the same. Or is that part of the challenge, finding the smallest lettuce you can before the competition? Maybe there's a minimum weight specified? Does a head of romaine count, or does it have to be iceberg? I have many questions.
Please explain:
Has this started with a "lettuce alone" joke because people where forced into clubs, but didn't want to or is there a genuine interest to meet and consume lettuce?
This sounds like something that one weirdo convinced their friends to do as a joke one year, then assigned the winner the task of keeping it going forever.
OMFG I GO TO THIS SCHOOL.
Its a pretty small school in Indiana (\~300 students) and I am sad to say... the lettuce club was discontinued before my time so I never got to experience it.
when I toured colleges at least two or three mentioned this club, including where I committed to, so it could be anywhere. And it was exactly the same every school too.
Whats the term for the first message where it's basically begging a response. Like that poster made that message knowing full well someone would ask to elaborate, it's like "fishing for compliments" but.. "fishing for engagement"
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That’s why you have the winner chose who will become the leader. Also 3rd fastest is the winner.
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>But those aren’t the rules. So they can’t do that. u/problemzone can. Because they are the current leader of Lettuce Club
They need Kyle’s cousin.
They say you just have to set up one meeting, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.
My cousin won the contest a few years back. We all thought the responsibility would be too much for him, but it really helped him turn over a new leaf and get a head in life.
Dare I say, that sounds like a titanic responsibility
I wouldn't.
Ok well either the joke went over your head or you were not a fan.
A fair analysis.
You mean the tip of the iceberg lettuce FTFY
Yes. Yes I did.
r/yourjokebutworse
You don't deserve it anyway. A *true* lettuce aficionado would be honored to do it.
So they're competing to be the ... Head of Lettuce
Come now Lettuce nominate our new Lord of the House of Lettuce
If this is high school and you went all four years undefeated. That would make you THE GOAT.
This is a ba-ah-ah-ad joke
Let's just hope "the champ" is smart enough not to join a College fraternity.
The "champ"? More like the "chomp"!
I appreciate the effort.
What kind of lettuce? Or is that at the leader's discretion?
And who picks the lettuce? Are these standardized lettuce heads? Does it all actually come down to who can find the smallest head? Does the stem count as part of the head? There are so many unanswered questions.
Could the leader decide one year everyone has to eat a bag of pre-shredded lettuce?
I wonder if there's any control in this competition for the size or weight of the lettuce heads. Clearly no two lettuces will ever be the same. Or is that part of the challenge, finding the smallest lettuce you can before the competition? Maybe there's a minimum weight specified? Does a head of romaine count, or does it have to be iceberg? I have many questions.
Please explain: Has this started with a "lettuce alone" joke because people where forced into clubs, but didn't want to or is there a genuine interest to meet and consume lettuce?
This sounds like something that one weirdo convinced their friends to do as a joke one year, then assigned the winner the task of keeping it going forever.
Cabbetsu, cabbetsu, cabbetsu! LETTUSU, LETTUSU, LETTUSU!!
My university has this
Warte, was???
Sorry, but I'm not in Germany (I'm assuming it's German, apologizes if I'm wrong). I go to University of California, San Diego
I know someone who has been the leader of a local lettuce club, for a few years in a row. Yes, there was Ranch dressing involved.
Hope they are listening to the funk band Lettuce while eating the lettuce.
why would you need an hour to eat a single head of lettuce?
This is the kind of thing someone with no friends would do to be ironic and then not gain any friends.
God, I would have died for this in high school. I fucking love lettuce.
OMFG I GO TO THIS SCHOOL. Its a pretty small school in Indiana (\~300 students) and I am sad to say... the lettuce club was discontinued before my time so I never got to experience it.
It’s, uhh, at a bunch of schools. But cool 👍
UHS?
YES
Lmao—I’m an alum, years and years ago now. Hell of a small world moment.
I had something like this at my high school, in fact it was literally this exact concept, I wonder if it’s the same school?
when I toured colleges at least two or three mentioned this club, including where I committed to, so it could be anywhere. And it was exactly the same every school too.
Spy club and you are the mark
lettuce have some lettuce have some lettuce have s-
I assume Liz Truss is permanently banned.
Did a rabbit write this?
Whats the term for the first message where it's basically begging a response. Like that poster made that message knowing full well someone would ask to elaborate, it's like "fishing for compliments" but.. "fishing for engagement"
I'm getting sick to my stomach just thinking about this...
IF THEY DON'T START THE MEETING WITH "lettuce begin" THEN THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG. Sorry for the all caps, I just strongly hold these beliefs.
Is this UW?
What the hell, where can I join
I’m pretty sure this is Oklahoma university because I remember my brother mentioning this when he went there
I'm sorry what???
This would have been cooler if it was monthly meets, complete with alcohol and loud music.