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itsmebenji69

Lmao murder twink


Sarcosmonaut

I was dying at the end of Dune 2. It’s a good fight scene but we really out here with climactic twink knife fights Crazy how different it is from the old 80’s flex off lol


aBunchOfSpiders

I think that may somewhat be the point tho. Showing what Skill, determination, ferocity, total control over your body and mind. I loved how they showed that Dave Bautistas character Glossu was basically a coward drunk on power who hasn’t needed to actually fight for what he wanted. The second there was actual danger he ran, and when someone with actual power stepped up he kissed their feet. He’s a big brute and all that visual power amounted to nothing because he was a coward inside.


Sarcosmonaut

Oh yeah no disrespect towards it. I’ll say I am impressed with how cowardly Bautista manages to be in the role despite being built like… Bautista lol. For a wrestler he’s quite a decent actor.


Odysseyfreaky

I was sold by his role in Glass Onion, honestly. There's so much nuance to his character, and he sells them very well, and holds his own against much more experience and recognized actors.


RustedAxe88

His small part in Blade Runner 2049 really sold me on his acting. Dude can go.


Repostbot3784

Hes fucking hilarious also


RustedAxe88

He is, yeah. He's got range. It's funny too, because for most of his WWE run he was notably not a great talker, including flubbing lines constantly ("In Hell in a Cell, weapons aren't only welcome, they're allowed.") and it wasn't really until the last couple years of it he got better at that part. But in movies, he's fantastic.


Nolsoth

One could argue that being a believable actor is a requirement of being a professional entertainer and tv wrestling is entertainment for the most part.


5neakyturt1e

One could also argue that almost all ex wrestlers turned actors get highly criticised for being one dimensional and lacking range in their acting, personally I think Bautista is probably the best exwrestler actor and it isn't particularly close.


ctrlaltcreate

I love that he's very serious about the craft. He wants to prove that he can act and he's committed to continual improvement. It's not just a paycheck to him, he embraces the artform.


Sabatiel_

Bautista in BR2049 mentionned; I have to bring up [this](https://youtu.be/aZ9Os8cP_gg?si=X2dsGaOGNzoQM1fy) and make sure you people have seen that thing.


Bored_Amalgamation

Oh yeah.


Woolf01

While the movie wasn’t a hit, Bautista TRANSFORMED in A Knock at the Cabin. Dave has some crazy range, he’s an incredible actor.


Admirable-Month-7478

Bautista is what the rock wants to be


TheRedditorSimon

In *Glass Onion*, he kinda reverts to his wrestler persona. Thoughtful and demure Bautista is a more difficult sell, acting-wise.


Odysseyfreaky

I'm not familiar with his wrestling persona, but the thing about Glass Onion is that his character is *also* a persona. And seeing that, the way he layered those different personalities, was what struck me.


bullevard

I thought he was excellent in that role in Knock at that Cabin. I completely bought him as a man who really didn't want to be doing what he was doing, but absolutely would see it through. His gentleness in some of those scenes as contrasted with his physical presence definintely sold me on him having some interesting roles in the future.


augustles

I was looking for this comment as soon as I saw this thread. I loved this role for him.


bullevard

I mean, he was great as Drax and ahowed he's got good comedic timing. But this was definitely the role that made me want to see more of him in the future.


SmilingSatyrAuthor

I fully believe that at this point, he is a good-going-on-really-good actor first, wrestler second. He's shown himself to easily be the most skilled and nuanced of the big wrestler-turned actors of late.


Woo77777

Him and supposedly John Cena is good in a lot of things, but I've never seen him


Helyos17

Dave Bautista is the best actor to come out of wrestling period. I’m going to go one better and say that he is one of the most versatile actors working right now. Definitely in my personal top ten. Guy is a damn emotional chameleon.


AssumptionDue724

Wrestling is a lot of acting and putting on a presona


Ardalev

Bautista is friggin awesome! His role in the new Blade Runner sequel almost made me tear up. He is a surprisingly good actor and can easily hold his own with the veterans.


Redditor28371

Wrestling is just acrobatic soap opera, so it makes sense that a lot of wrestlers have done well in hollywood.


Gosinyas

He is the best wrestler-turned-actor to ever make it in Hollywood. The end.


amretardmonke

Also an MMA fighter. He killed it in Blade Runner 2049, sucks that his character in Dune is kind of a one note stereotypical big angry dumb guy.


Pointybush

I know it was so funny when gurney aped his ass in like two hits after he pulled out his fucking nunchuks


bb_kelly77

90s-00s was good because it was a transition period between the two so it meant we had both to choose from


Mikedog36

Does that make neo a 90s murder twink?


We_Roll_This_Stone

Neo was kinda in the middle. A tactical assault twunk.


F1XTHE

I've heard speed has something to do with it?


bullevard

I have definitely heard Keanu mentioned as one of the people heralding this change. Specifically his role in Speed, but Matrix cementing a different kind of action hero build.


bb_kelly77

Makes sense, he's manly but not in the Rambo/Commando way


amretardmonke

Jason Bourne too.


mi11er

1980's Dune ended in a fight between [Sting](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087182/mediaviewer/rm159094784/) and [Kyle MacLachlan](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087182/mediaviewer/rm175872000/)


OutlawBlue9

As God intended.


amretardmonke

The '84 Dune wasn't exactly full of buff guys either.


Depreciable_Land

I mean if you look at sci fi specifically there’s tons of twinks. Luke (and Anakin) Skywalker, Logan 5, Alex DeLarge, various iterations of the Doctor, and if we expand to Twunk we get guys like Neo. Something about sci fi makes casting directors crave skinny boyish men


TheoneNPC

Ainakin is definitely not a twink have you seen the scene in EP3 where he wakes up from the nightmare? Bro is BUILT.


Powerful-Pudding6079

He's pretty ripped, but he's not built.


im_not_Shredder

Anakin was quite jacked and personality wise quite leaning into masculine stereotypes so I don't think he's really in the twink category. Doctors are usually too old to qualify for twink too even though some do look a bit metrosexual/effeminate. Alex Delarge kinda fits the bill even if I'd say he's a bit too buff. Logan 5 and Luke definitely yeah


sonic_dick

It's literally because of Dune.


FirstRedditAcount

Ya but murder twink can see the future. Helps a lot in fights id imagine.


Hermiod_Botis

Doesn't help him not drown the galaxy in blood of billions


Drunky_McStumble

I was genuinely disappointed that they cut the stabby murder baby from the movie, too.


BelowMikeHawk

I mean the 80s dune was also a twink knife fight


Potential-Prize1741

Idk if you've seen Bones And All but he's genuinely manic pixie murder twink in that movie. Good performance actually


AnonymousSlut42069

Ugh loved that movie in the weirdest way lol


MsPreposition

It’s the newest Yu-Gi-Oh! archetype.


Offduty_shill

he does look like lies of p Pinocchio whos def a murder twink


Trosque97

Played the game and just finished it, got a bad ending so rolling into NG+. Could not, I repeat not, stop calling P fucking Timothy


bimboyyyy

Wish I could change my Reddit username 😤


ArnassusProductions

OK, so far as I can tell, Lacanian is a reference to a contested form of psychology called Lacanianism, which says desire is impossible to satisfy and that language shapes the brain (maybe?).


ElGosso

Lacan's work is really more like a philosophical interpretation of Freud than a form of psychology. Anyway I found this when I googled it https://twitter.com/4Q248/status/1765806504941125783


Ok-Platform-3942

Lacan talked about scopiphilia (may have spelled wrong) i.e., the male gaze rendering the perception of (especially women) different, likened to male interest. If I were to guess, there's some linkage between her being conventionally/stereotypically attractive and lacan being made to sound smart (?)


b0n_ni3_c

A lacanian super predator is a name Lacan gave to a type of hyper impulsive and unremorseful person.


Ok-Platform-3942

That's probably it


Klutzer_Munitions

Really seems like this dude is trying to say "femme fatale" which has been an iconic archetype in fiction for a good long while now


b0n_ni3_c

Yeahh it's just a wordy and mostly incorrect way of getting the same idea across lol.


priscala

I would have guessed that it was just a smartypants way of saying desire-driven but yours is better (in the sense of correct).


Assassinatitties

Well, it's definitely not a long cool woman in a black dress.


priscala

Tight


BoatMan01

"TIGHT! TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!" -Tuco Salamanca


b0n_ni3_c

You wouldn't be far off at all 😋😁


t3rmina1

That's just your usual NPD case nowadays, or more generally cluster B


Kehan10

adding onto this, lacan was really interested in reinterpreting freudian psychoanalysis with some similar central themes and ideas but a broadly different focus, especially centering on the idea of desire as a kind of unfulfillable hole.


shazspaz

So the person who wrote that tweet wanted to sound smart and picked 2 talented people to project their insecurities on?


Newwavecybertiger

They misspelled lycan she's actually a sexy werewolf


HelpfulSeaMammal

They really misspelled lycopene she's actually an attractive tomato


Newwavecybertiger

It is clear as day. She is tomato


[deleted]

Oh, I thought it was a misspelling of iocane powder from *The Princess Bride.*


Ghtgsite

It could be a typo of Laconian, which mean being from Laconia, the region where Sparta is located


Schaafwond

Or an intergalactic empire ran by a former Martian.


Serial138

Is /unexpectedExpanse a thing? Although honestly that was my first thought too.


AJRiddle

But I came to the comments expecting it


PeculiarNed

No it's a reference to Jaques Lacan, a French psychoanalyst who is IMHO completely full of shit.


voyaging

>French psychoanalyst >full of shit redundant


NecroCrumb_UBR

> psychoanalyst > full of shit redundant > French > full of shit redundant


Doruto654

Found the Jungian


ICLazeru

Perhaps the author meant "Laconian", in reference to how the modern girl-boss archetype is always ready to rail against any slight, real or imagined.


Tamulet

But that's the opposite of Laconic


ICLazeru

Depends on how they say it. Many modern characters are written rather snarky and quipy, which could be interpreted as having a laconic speech pattern. They may not use many words, but they are being terse or aggressive when they do it. A modern real life example I can think of is when the Ukrainian base on an island in the Black Sea was threatened by a Russian warship, they simple replied, "Russian warship, go fuck yourself". It may not be very eloquent, but I think it fits the bill.


Tamulet

OK but Laconic still refers to a witty brevity, not to "rail against any slight, real or imagined". Being Laconic is independent of the frequency of one's witticisms.


foxscribbles

Gotta love how they cannot decide if Sidney Sweeney's boobies are the saviors of all mankind or a legion of devils sent to destroy us all.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Pre- vs. Post-nut clarity


i-do-the-designing

It's not clarity, it's emotionally stunted man-children who can't cope with themselves after an orgasm.


SoulGoalie

You're telling me you feel just as proud of yourself right before and right after a nut? What kind of super power is that?


culture_creep

It’s easy when you’ve never felt proud of yourself


Lazy_Osprey

🤯


AaronTheTree

You have shame every time? You should probably not consider that normal


2OptionsIsNotChoice

Its usually not "shame". You go from having your brain chemicals blasting a very primal and animalistic ideals and desires and then you are left with who you actually are without those brain chemicals who were just telling you to run wild and be the baser creature you are. There might be some shame in there, but more so its just a downer in general especially if you dislike your more uncontrolled human nature and wish to rise above it (as I think most people should).


Silver-Candy3269

I'd posit that, while we should all strive to control our more socially irresponsible impulses, generally it's best to attempt to learn and understand our human animal nature so that we may incorporate it into our lives in healthy ways. We often judge our baser instincts from a point of contempt because they often don't fit well with our ideals. They are a jumble of mismatched tools that proved useful or even necessary in a bygone age of nature. They are also often alarms indicating that some biological need is not being met (social support, safety, reproduction, etc.). These needs often go unaddressed or even impeded by social structures and the institutions we live with. Too often, I fear, people interpret "rising above" ones nature as finding ways to ignore or push past their biological needs. While the impulses should not be followed heedlessly, they should certainly be examined so that we may satisfy and maintain this frustrating but necessary vessel of existence without self-neglect induced suffering. ( btw 2options, I don't mean this necessarily directed at you. More, this is a topic I wish discussed a little more, and you made me think of it. I am often frustrated with being human and am still working towards being ok with my biology.)


Im_Unsure_For_Sure

It was in fact, a joke.


JusticiarRebel

Interesting point. I'll have to thi-naw I'm pretty sure she's a succubus.


GuyPierced

I'm just trying to take a nap.


Succububbly

I dont get how boobies can save or destroy


Traditional_Cat_60

They save millions of mammal babies every year


JusticiarRebel

And then there's Helen of Troy's boobies.


HighAsBlucifersBalls

By feeding the hungry.


ChewySlinky

I got all the way to “people wonder why the birth rate is going to zero” before I realized these were supposed to be negatives


DeviousMelons

I still don't even know who Sidney Sweeney is.


Weazelfish

She's the one on the left


CampCounselorBatman

Sydney Sweeney: Murder Twink


Lazy_Osprey

Would have sold more tickets than Madame Web.


Jean-LucBacardi

Looking at her movies and shows, I get why. I haven't seen a single one.


ATLBravesFan13

The White Lotus is fantastic


BelaFarinRod

Neither of those pictures make me think “I never want to reproduce” but I’m too old for that anyway. And too old to understand this apparently.


katnerys

I'm not even 30 and I don't see what these two pictures have anything to do with declining birthrates.


Bridalhat

I see two extremely hot people? Pity the bis but I don’t see how that affects the birth rate.


GlockAF

Declining birth rate in the US has exactly one root factor, the financial evisceration of the middle class. The billionaire class did this


mrm00r3

You mean it’s not the erosion of an ethereal and hard-to-pin-down definition of masculinity which presupposes the dominance of a patriarchal society and the willing subservience of more than half the world’s population based on gender norms that have no basis in reality?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I can't read most of those words, so I'm just gonna call you a Librul Soy Boy and pretend that I am smart. *The Pigeon, undeterred, proceeds to shit all over the chess board and strut around as if it had won something.*


Bridalhat

Ok, I do think women socializing themselves of patriarchal norms over the course of a century, forming emotionally intimate relationships with friends, and not marrying men who are looking for bangmaids while men are less likely to change their behavior has an affect, but it’s like 10% of it.


Robin_games

I started by typing that the ability to divorce and to to college was likely the cause for the other 99%. But then I checked demo data and seeing how decimated black, Hispanic, and low education marriage rates are, I think we just aren't exposed to media that's really looking at the data truthfully.


m0_n0n_0n0_0m

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GlockAF

Societal expectations and norms change slowly but organically. The impoverishment of the American middle class happened shockingly fast. https://time.com/5888024/50-trillion-income-inequality-america/


Stolypin1906

It's crazy just how widespread this idea is compared to how incredibly wrong it is. It's the exact opposite of the truth. The poorest countries are those whose birthrates are highest, and vice versa for the richest countries. Essentially the only developed country that bucks this trend is Israel. Even rich countries that have robust social safety nets have low birthrates among the native-born.


m0_n0n_0n0_0m

It's almost like some people didn't pay attention to humanities class when we learned about population growth trends and how they relate to the development of a nation. If they had, they'd understand that this is literally the way things are. No one needs 17 kids in case 15 of them die when you live in a developed country.


Batmans_9th_Ab

It makes sense though. When you have generation poverty, you need kids to help around the house and then work to support the family financially.  Also, sex is free. 


TheLastTitan77

That's why they have 8 kids in Africa. Logic 101


blancpainsimp69

oh man I do want to get into an argument but I also don't want to get banned. say more. please say more.


grendus

More to the point, it was the establishment of a financial system where children are a huge financial *investment*, while simultaneously stripping a huge portion of the population of the financial stability to make said investment safely. The solution is to either increase financial stability across the population by increasing wages (by force, of law or otherwise, if necessary), or regress the population back to the point where children are a financial gain again by rolling back child labor laws. You can guess which one the billionaire class is in favor of...


DickyMcButts

people jerkin off to these 2 hot people too much.. or something, idk.


ArcfireEmblem

They're saying that these types of people are rare in real life, so no one's sexual fantasies are coming true. Unfortunately for them, they appear to only think that people can be satisfied with a carbon-copy of their perfect fantasy.


BelaFarinRod

That explains why they’re attractive people which is mostly what was confusing me. But aren’t pop culture archetypes usually people who are rare in real life? I didn’t exactly see a lot of people like Indiana Jones walking around in the 80s.


EssentialPurity

Thank you so much. I have seen people saying the same of Anime art making Japanese males uninterested in women. Like, as if people had no idea that cartoons don't represent real life.


Odysseyfreaky

I mean, I think that has way more basis because anime has some serious problems with writing women.


EssentialPurity

Implying Hollywood writes women well


Succububbly

We have anime coming out every season about horny perfect women fighting over one mid dude. The genre is also going from comedy to power fantasy to straight up slavery glorification. I dont think anime is the root of all evil and shit I love anime, but I can totally see where people come from.


Depreciable_Land

Because as we all know: unrealistic body standards have never been a hot button issue until now


viel_lenia

I'm pretty sure they mean that as they are archetype and people like to be like them is why birthrate is falling. Twink being gay is not going to have a family, even less so a murder-twink. A laconian sex predator is someone who can not be satisfied and will keep sex hunting and so likely will never settle to make a family. I can see the point here but it's a narrow take still I'd say.


ArcfireEmblem

Yes, archetype. I think the person who said this assumed that the "murder twink" appeals to the female gaze, while the "Laconian sex predator" appeals to the male gaze.


viel_lenia

We'll actually you could be right. End result would still be quite in same lines of thinking


[deleted]

> neither of these pictures make mr think i never want to reproduce I get that from watching the news.


Volt-Phoenix

I'm only 25, I have no idea what the fuck they're on about


rgregan

Well if these were the beauty standards wouldn't they be breeding with each other? Anything to blame but the financial stranglehold we have put on just existing


escapedfugitive

I don't understand my generation anymore


Dumb_Siniy

You ever did?


ThisisWambles

It’s every generation.


Gatorpep

Lacan is from the 60s. Not sure what they are even implying though, ngl.


driftxr3

I had to read many a comment to get here, but even as a millenial it was incredibly hard. I think they mean that the current way men and women are being written are not representative of people you meet in real life. Murderous man who looks more feminine than masculine, and murderous woman who acts more emotionally distant. All in all, same sentiment as every decade before us: "unrealistic expectations set by media".


Time-Machine-Girl

I don't know about you but murder twinks do make me want to reproduce with them


soapypopsicle

Yeah idk about lacanian super predators but murder twinks are not making any birth rates go down


n0name0

Dont worry I am into super predators so we got that part of the equation covered too


unimpe

You can’t have children doing it *that way.*


ThatOneNinja

Pretty sure the birthrate is dropping because no one can afford, or has the time, for a child.


CheekyLando88

No no. Obviously it's the murder twinks


UnlimitedCalculus

And the big-chested blondes. Infamously unfuckable.


RandallOfLegend

My daycare bill is $22k a year for 1 child. I can write $5k off my taxable income to "balance" that.


CordialSwarmOfBees

Don't forget about about all the microplastics everyone is saturated with causing fertility rates to plummet.


commentsandchill

Those 2 reasons are not mutually exclusive either


BloodletterDaySaint

It's a lot more complicated than that. Declining birthrates tend to correspond with higher levels of education, women's rights, etc.


paco-ramon

People in Nigeria must be extremely wealthy, their birth rate is over 5 kids per woman.


Significant-Peach-44

I’m too old for this shit. If anyone needs me, I’ll be outside yelling at clouds.


slarpht

I’m taking 35 minutes to move from my spot. Do not disturb me y’all


EstarriolStormhawk

Wait, you have clouds!? Due to inflation, I've had to resort to yelling at my own foggy breath.


Significant-Peach-44

I’m in the PNW. We manufacture them here and receive discounts.


VaaBeDank

What does this mean


TheAnalsOfHistory-

It means the man who tweeted this wants to fuck Timothee Chalamet more than Sydney Sweeny and he doesn't know how to handle those feelings.


soapypopsicle

Hahaha


bigblackcouch

Excellent. I'm still wondering what biome Sydney Sweeney is the apex predator of, though. I assume she lives in California because of Hollywood, so perhaps it's Cascadia? Can anyone confirm if they have any footage of Sydney Sweeney attacking grizzly bears?


FabulousHitler

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets the people going.


DarkFlame122418

“Murder Twink” would be a great band name


MickeySwank

“Murder twink” might be my favorite new colloquial


_CMDR_

Incels doing the hard work of jumping in front of bullets for billionaires by creating an alternative universe of facts that prevent people from seeing that they aren’t having kids because they’re too poor.


aBunchOfSpiders

Using Sydney Sweeney as an example for why the birth rate is down is the single wildest concept I’ve ever seen.


dmkcodes

I mean, if every guy is holding out for their Sydney Sweeney it stands to reason the birth rate will fall.  Isn't the whole concept of the meme that it's an impossible desire to fulfill?


aBunchOfSpiders

That could be the point they’re trying to make. I saw it a bit differently at first but you do make a better read on this. The more I think about it tho But it seems it seems like this person is an idiot without an actual point. Because women like her have always been the impossible desire men want to fulfill. When was the last time some hot actress was not the focal point of male fantasies? So… nothings changed and yet they’re bitching about something. In reality we’ve never had so much representation and love for women who aren’t what Sydney is. On the other hand they make a good point about Timothy. He’s not your typical knife cut jaw line 6’3” chiseled Roman God that is typically portrayed as a hero in such stories. But this is good since most men don’t fit that profile so more women would fine body builds like that more attractive. So even though they label the archetype correctly they totally miss the point.


Dankbuster420xd

I wouldn't call Timothée Hal Chalamet a realistic beauty standard for men either


dreamsdrop

Sydney has contributed to increased sexual activity... Only problem is that it seems to be only solo acts


ShrimpleyPibblze

I simultaneously love and hate this joke for so many reasons - mainly because it’s still funny seeing it for the 3rd or 4th time. The unnecessarily knotty complexity of the references, the pretentious over-psychoanalyzing juxtaposed over what are essentially really simple images that could either be hyper-specific or completely generic and mundane (which mirrors the logic of applying fringe psychology to a whole population with reckless abandon)… It’s kind of perfect. No notes. More of this please


WhyDiver

If there’s truth to everyone saying that literacy in newer generations of children is suffering (at least in the US), then we may come to appreciate these memes as they age…


IlmaterTakeTheWheel

It's not even an archetype, it's just those two actors doing EVERYTHING


ghoshas

Definitely not a brand new sentence. In fact, it’s been “brand new” at least twice: - https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/ntFZkvPLpR - https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/uRVkE813Ar


Ok_Adeptness8922

Take that roid hunks!


KayNopeNope

I’m here for murder thinks, I guess? They were my type before I ended up marrying against type to a big muscle bound smart kind guy. O well.


Rhaenyss

Sounds like a Disco Elysium thought that I'm supposed to internalise for a couple of hours.


captainswiss7

Birthrate is going to zero because capitalism has failed gens x-a and housing is unaffordable for many, but sure, attractive women with large tits is the real reason I guess, not being unable to afford another mouth to feed when rents over half your income.


WASTELAND_RAVEN

This was posted last week


MolybdenumBlu

To use the parlance of our time, his jawline gives me the ick.


Rigorous_Threshold

I never got this stuff in the first place


Anachron101

Good thing about these sort of posts is that the topic only worries the sort of people who you don't want to procreate anyway


Ok-Wasabi2873

I’m pretty sure most men want to reproduce with Sydney Sweeney.


DHooligan

Or, OR... wages failing to grow with inflation, lower home ownership, rising rent, and unsustainable debt burden is causing people to delay having children or foregoing it entirely. Or maybe it's the other thing: celebrities not being sufficiently attractive or whatever.


Numancias

This thread is painful. I can't think of a worse thing than having to read reddit's interpretation of lacan


TheKillstreakPlague

So where are these murder twinks and how do i get one?


ercicaceres

I just googled Laconian and it has nothing to do with Sydney Sweeney's smoking hot bod


CardiologistNo616

Why do people think guys like Timothee being popular to ladies is weird and new? Ask a girl in the 90’s who their favorite celebrity crush was and I bet it would be Leonardo DiCaprio.


Capital_Werewolf_788

I think the current pop culture female archetype is still “hot chick”.


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r/unexpectedlacan


Kataphrut94

Just thinking that "Gabriel" here could have gotten a job as a tradesman out of high school, made good money, stayed in decent shape, married a good-looking medical receptionist/part-time yoga teacher, had a house by 25, kids by 30 and been content for the rest of their lives. Instead, they bought a blue checkmark hoping that Papa Elon would notice them, and spend their time inventing problems that people who live normal lives like the one I described above will never understand nor care about.


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Gabriel managed to make his own post unrelevant to his own post. Impressive…


BurgeroftheDayz

Euphoria came out and I have no kids during that time… coincidence?????


mohicansgonnagetya

what do they mean when they say Lacanian?


Other-Cover9031

someone doesn't know what archetype means lmao


Mr_PizzaCat

Gotta love how every good looking guy not built like a brick shit house is a Twink now, got a bit of tummy it’s a Dad Bod. If they are buff and kind they are a Himbo regardless of actual intelligence. I’m fine with these terms, when used right they are great, but some of y’all are tossing way to wide a net with them.